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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 21, 2004, 07:51:35 AM

Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 4.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 21, 2004, 07:51:35 AM
Blarg!
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 4.
Post by: Trollax on April 21, 2004, 07:59:50 AM
Be careful Roger, The big reason I want to hunt the white knights is because they'd have no qualms hunting me... believe it. And Well done.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 4.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 21, 2004, 08:02:16 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDBe careful Roger, The big reason I want to hunt the white knights is because they'd have no qualms hunting me... believe it. And Well done.

Heh.  It turns out that Ray is the ONLY member of his local chapter.  I'm not too worried.

In addition, it seems that for some reason, my neighbors are afraid of me.  My good right hand, Bowzer, guards me as I sleep.  I have no fear of savage, ignorant rednecks.

Life just keeps getting better and better.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 4.
Post by: Bella on April 21, 2004, 08:07:27 AM
Well done, Roger. :twisted:

Can't imagine why in the world your neighbors would be afraid of a sweet person like you - especially since you have such a nice little doggie.

Seriously though, it's been my experience that people like the ones who live around you are bullies and they have respect for people they can't push around. I'm glad you have Bowser for intelligent company, as well as for protection.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 4.
Post by: Trollax on April 21, 2004, 08:07:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDBe careful Roger, The big reason I want to hunt the white knights is because they'd have no qualms hunting me... believe it. And Well done.

Heh.  It turns out that Ray is the ONLY member of his local chapter.  I'm not too worried.

In addition, it seems that for some reason, my neighbors are afraid of me.  My good right hand, Bowzer, guards me as I sleep.  I have no fear of savage, ignorant rednecks.

Life just keeps getting better and better.

:-D I was not saying they were anything to worry about, but any army of subnormal intelligences can overwhelm anyone.
Good to hear that they're not only stupid, but poor on the dedication stakes too
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 4.
Post by: Guido Finucci on April 21, 2004, 08:09:49 AM
::sniff:: And the guy got the good beer. ::sniff:: ::sniff:: That's a beautiful story.  :cry:
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 4.
Post by: Bella on April 21, 2004, 08:11:29 AM
Yeah, it brought tears to my eyes, as well.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 4.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 21, 2004, 08:16:15 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWell done, Roger. :twisted:

Can't imagine why in the world your neighbors would be afraid of a sweet person like you - especially since you have such a nice little doggie.

Seriously though, it's been my experience that people like the ones who live around you are bullies and they have respect for people they can't push around. I'm glad you have Bowser for intelligent company, as well as for protection.

Yup.  The only one of the whole rotten bunch that gets ANY empathy from me is Millie, and only because it pisses me off when Crazy Steve treats her like shit.  I DON'T like her, but I still hate to see it.  

Fortunately, I have a couple of sane, intelligent people at work.  One plays chess, and the other is working his way to an anthropology degree.  I suggested that he look at my neighbors as possible PhD thesis subjects, but he declined, saying, "I know those people.  Nobody would believe it...I'd be laughed out of the academic world".  The rest of my workmates range from fairly normal to Crazy Steve-types.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 4.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 21, 2004, 08:17:50 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDBe careful Roger, The big reason I want to hunt the white knights is because they'd have no qualms hunting me... believe it. And Well done.

Heh.  It turns out that Ray is the ONLY member of his local chapter.  I'm not too worried.

In addition, it seems that for some reason, my neighbors are afraid of me.  My good right hand, Bowzer, guards me as I sleep.  I have no fear of savage, ignorant rednecks.

Life just keeps getting better and better.

:-D I was not saying they were anything to worry about, but any army of subnormal intelligences can overwhelm anyone.
Good to hear that they're not only stupid, but poor on the dedication stakes too

Yeah, well, I just finished cleaning the coachgun, and it's loaded with rock salt.  I am sure that Crazy Steve hasn't got the stones to try anything directly, but I don't know Ray very well.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 4.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 21, 2004, 08:18:58 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci::sniff:: And the guy got the good beer. ::sniff:: ::sniff:: That's a beautiful story.  :cry:

Yeah, he's a sucker like that.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 4.
Post by: Trollax on April 21, 2004, 08:20:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDBe careful Roger, The big reason I want to hunt the white knights is because they'd have no qualms hunting me... believe it. And Well done.

Heh.  It turns out that Ray is the ONLY member of his local chapter.  I'm not too worried.

In addition, it seems that for some reason, my neighbors are afraid of me.  My good right hand, Bowzer, guards me as I sleep.  I have no fear of savage, ignorant rednecks.

Life just keeps getting better and better.

:-D I was not saying they were anything to worry about, but any army of subnormal intelligences can overwhelm anyone.
Good to hear that they're not only stupid, but poor on the dedication stakes too

Yeah, well, I just finished cleaning the coachgun, and it's loaded with rock salt.  I am sure that Crazy Steve hasn't got the stones to try anything directly, but I don't know Ray very well.

Well if he burns a cross on your front lawn, burn a hotdog van on his... not only will it seriously scare all those fine trailer-bound folk who are frequenters of the roadkill sausage delight. It is also delightfully eristic.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 4.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 21, 2004, 08:22:22 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDWell if he burns a cross on your front lawn, burn a hotdog van on his... not only will it seriously scare all those fine trailer-bound folk who are frequenters of the roadkill sausage delight. It is also delightfully eristic.

No, if he tries ANYTHING involving fire, I'll torch HIS car, not some poor hot dawg vendor's vehicle.

Reverend Roger,
LIKES hot dawg vendors.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 4.
Post by: Trollax on April 21, 2004, 08:24:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDWell if he burns a cross on your front lawn, burn a hotdog van on his... not only will it seriously scare all those fine trailer-bound folk who are frequenters of the roadkill sausage delight. It is also delightfully eristic.

No, if he tries ANYTHING involving fire, I'll torch HIS car, not some poor hot dawg vendor's vehicle.

Reverend Roger,
LIKES hot dawg vendors.

you and I both... just the first thing that came to mind... not every first plan is agood one ;-)

Trollax,
Still thinks sausages should be made from cow meat, not offal.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 4.
Post by: Guido Finucci on April 21, 2004, 08:26:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI just finished cleaning the coachgun, and it's loaded with rock salt.

Be careful with that - you could have someone's eye out with that.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 4.
Post by: Bella on April 21, 2004, 08:28:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWell done, Roger. :twisted:

Can't imagine why in the world your neighbors would be afraid of a sweet person like you - especially since you have such a nice little doggie.

Seriously though, it's been my experience that people like the ones who live around you are bullies and they have respect for people they can't push around. I'm glad you have Bowser for intelligent company, as well as for protection.

Yup.  The only one of the whole rotten bunch that gets ANY empathy from me is Millie, and only because it pisses me off when Crazy Steve treats her like shit.  I DON'T like her, but I still hate to see it.  

Fortunately, I have a couple of sane, intelligent people at work.  One plays chess, and the other is working his way to an anthropology degree.  I suggested that he look at my neighbors as possible PhD thesis subjects, but he declined, saying, "I know those people.  Nobody would believe it...I'd be laughed out of the academic world".  The rest of my workmates range from fairly normal to Crazy Steve-types.

It's good that you have some people you can relate to on an intelligent level at work. My daughter wants to be an anthropologist someday, but I sure wouldn't want her close enough to your neighbors to study them.

PS: I felt kind of sorry for Millie myself. What you described last night was horrible - Steve could easily have killed her off from sheer brute stupidity.  And speaking of stupid, I can't believe he came to see you again after you kicked him in the balls and all that.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 4.
Post by: Trollax on April 21, 2004, 08:30:02 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomPS: I felt kind of sorry for Millie myself. What you described last night was horrible - Steve could easily have killed her off from sheer brute stupidity.  And speaking of stupid, I can't believe he came to see you again after you kicked him in the balls and all that.

Stupidity knows no bounds... and free bear and guns, what self ruspectin' man wouldn't go around?
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 4.
Post by: Bella on April 21, 2004, 08:33:39 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI just finished cleaning the coachgun, and it's loaded with rock salt.

Be careful with that - you could have someone's eye out with that.
Just don't look down the barrel to see why it doesn't fire, k?
My ex did that with his potato gun - and then he actually pulled the trigger to see if the fuel was sparking.  :roll:

Damn near put his eye out fer sher.
Pissed me off, but it was priceless to see the look on the faces of the ER
staff when he had to explain how he hurt himself.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 4.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 21, 2004, 08:49:57 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI just finished cleaning the coachgun, and it's loaded with rock salt.

Be careful with that - you could have someone's eye out with that.

I never thought of that...

Rev Roger,
Knows it's all fun and games, until someone loses an eye.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 4.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 21, 2004, 08:52:27 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomIt's good that you have some people you can relate to on an intelligent level at work. My daughter wants to be an anthropologist someday, but I sure wouldn't want her close enough to your neighbors to study them.

PS: I felt kind of sorry for Millie myself. What you described last night was horrible - Steve could easily have killed her off from sheer brute stupidity.  And speaking of stupid, I can't believe he came to see you again after you kicked him in the balls and all that.

1.  No problem.  First, enroll her in the Rev Roger course of vicious pre-emptive self defense.

2.  Crazy Steve IS a fucking moron, who doesn't seem to EVER learn.  Of course, it helps that he's usually blind drunk, or stoned when we meet.  I think I may have done it this time, though...I DON'T think I'll be invited to his next party.  :cry:
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 4.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 21, 2004, 08:53:27 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI just finished cleaning the coachgun, and it's loaded with rock salt.

Be careful with that - you could have someone's eye out with that.
Just don't look down the barrel to see why it doesn't fire, k?
My ex did that with his potato gun - and then he actually pulled the trigger to see if the fuel was sparking.  :roll:

Damn near put his eye out fer sher.
Pissed me off, but it was priceless to see the look on the faces of the ER
staff when he had to explain how he hurt himself.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

And you said I LOOK like this guy?

He sounds more like Crazy Steve.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 4.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 21, 2004, 08:54:26 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomPS: I felt kind of sorry for Millie myself. What you described last night was horrible - Steve could easily have killed her off from sheer brute stupidity.  And speaking of stupid, I can't believe he came to see you again after you kicked him in the balls and all that.

Stupidity knows no bounds... and free bear and guns, what self ruspectin' man wouldn't go around?

Um, the REAL beauty of it is that HE bought the beer, and I drank all but one of them.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 4.
Post by: Trollax on April 21, 2004, 08:56:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomPS: I felt kind of sorry for Millie myself. What you described last night was horrible - Steve could easily have killed her off from sheer brute stupidity.  And speaking of stupid, I can't believe he came to see you again after you kicked him in the balls and all that.

Stupidity knows no bounds... and free bear and guns, what self ruspectin' man wouldn't go around?

Um, the REAL beauty of it is that HE bought the beer, and I drank all but one of them.

Even better  :D  and congratulations that it was good beer and not what is commonly referred to in my birthplace as "piss"
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 4.
Post by: Bella on April 21, 2004, 03:30:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI just finished cleaning the coachgun, and it's loaded with rock salt.

Be careful with that - you could have someone's eye out with that.
Just don't look down the barrel to see why it doesn't fire, k?
My ex did that with his potato gun - and then he actually pulled the trigger to see if the fuel was sparking.  :roll:

Damn near put his eye out fer sher.
Pissed me off, but it was priceless to see the look on the faces of the ER
staff when he had to explain how he hurt himself.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

And you said I LOOK like this guy?

He sounds more like Crazy Steve.
Are you kidding? You look and sound nothing like him, Roger!

Just commenting on Guido's admonition that someone could get their eye shot out. And it struck me that, yeah.....someone like my ex really could shoot their eye out by looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger.

Lardy.....I swear that man seemed smarter when I married him.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 4.
Post by: sakredchao on April 21, 2004, 04:02:38 PM
roger you are welcome at my home any time.  good lord that was great.  this will be a bedtime story for my future children