Make thick stodgy brownie mix, either packet or from a recipe.
Add sweetcorn.
bake into finger shapes about 5 inches long, as thick or as thin as you feel appropriate.
tub-em up and visit every public convenience in your locality, depositing them in urinals and on the floors. Heck, leave some on flatmates beds and such.
Be smug.
If they taste good, and I don't see why they wouldn't, I'd say they would be perfect at a kid's birthday party, because if there's one thing kids love more than video games, it's food that looks like poop.
Quote from: Nigel on January 02, 2009, 11:43:00 PM
If they taste good, and I don't see why they wouldn't, I'd say they would be perfect at a kid's birthday party, because if there's one thing kids love more than video games, it's food that looks like poop.
Nigel, they have
sweetcorn in.
You could probably leave that out, though...
???
What's wrong with sweetcorn?
It doesn't sound too crazy of an idea. I mean, there are black bean brownies out there.
That said, an excellent idea. I should put some of these in my school's locker rooms.
Quote from: Nigel on January 02, 2009, 11:57:31 PM
???
What's wrong with sweetcorn?
Well...
I don't like sweetcorn generally, and putting it into brownies sounds like a bad idea...
Quote from: The Borderline Simpleton on January 03, 2009, 12:31:54 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 02, 2009, 11:57:31 PM
???
What's wrong with sweetcorn?
Well...
I don't like sweetcorn generally, and putting it into brownies sounds like a bad idea...
It sounds like it would be, for you.
You could always substitute peanuts.
LOL TURD FOOD!
Testament to my purility.
And peanuts are a top idea. With sweetcorn.