...Or ARDRER!@$% :argh!:
Yeah, it's sometimes best to get the strangeness of oneself forward first while you get to know everyone. That way they will have already expierienced the worst of you and once people are used to you then they'll start listening. And the people who don't get it :fap:, I mean really, I don't care if anyone digs what I'm saying or not. Honestly if you take any other asshole seriously then yer screwed man. So I just say fuck it and laugh because it is just a big rotten joke. I stillllll laugh though, thoroughly too. Just like this jack-head-in-the-ass :fap:. You know. I was gonna put this in the ANYMWTRT on apple talk, but I'll cut and past this to the rants.
K, thats better. So where was I, oh yeah, typing a bunch of shit.
Like I was saying, fuck it. I am a nice guy though. I just don't really give a good god damn what anybody else thinks of me. Am I weird, Hellz yes. Do I study alot of interelated topics all the time, no, I got kids :x :lol: :lulz: and a family to take care of. When I am not taking care of the real, then I can read, or surf or rant like I am now in this forum.
Aw Eris :evil:. How yer apples inspire me. How the holy chao goes mu. Fuck this shit, ima flip the script and go all gold faced aneris on you now. :wink:
Did you know matter is influenced by human conciousness (as well as animal and whatever else you wanna throw in there)? Yep, the proof is out there. Alot of scientist see this as poppycock, well fuck them. Those fuckers act like they are objective, but they are only acting! In all reality they have already decided what they wanted to put forth because the assholes are so sure of themselves. This doesn't prevent them from making progress. It does however decelerate their progress greatly. Wanna know why?
I'll tell you, come here so I can whisper it in your ear. All of this leads to conflict amongst the scientific community. I mean shit, they were arguing about wether or not to call Pluto a planet. Syntax? Huh, WTF is this all about? Call it a kyperbelt planet. Why not call all of the round shaped objects rotating around the Sun planets? Call the odd shaped ones asteroids, kyper belt objects and planet sized astroids and kyper belt objects? Why the hell you guys arguing over syntax when there is objective hardcore science to do.
I want to buck the sys :fap:, i want to buck the sys :fap: I want to buck the system!
What the hell was that I just said?
hehehe :mrgreen:
So once people decide what it is they really wanna do and they go off on their merry little ways while they work together and relise that it is not success, but failure, repeated failure 'til you understand. That and being objective. I say fuck it, have science for the sake of recording data and then use those findings to understand and produce more ecoenviormentaly friendly products where it really is quality over quantity. Make everyone rich and you make yourself richer. Can it be done? Yeah it can, but will it? Could this meme be taken out of rough draft form and made into a beautiful butterfly? Will any one respond to this weird late night/early morning rant from a drunken asshole?
Who knows, but I am still laughing! Hell yeah, welcome to the head of the holy schizotypal discordian mage. I do magick but it never comes out in an expected way. Do you believe me, would you believe you?
4 words:
Jesus H Fucking Christ!
Protip:
Write drunken rant at 1 in the morning. Hit "save".
The next day, read it again, and EDIT THE MOTHERFUCKER, if it's still that important to you.
Then post it.
LMNO
-adherent of the 50 post suggestion.
tl;dr
I think over use of smileys in bad rants should be punishable by tar and feathering......
Actually I quite enjoyed the smileys. It was the rest of it that pissed me off.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 06, 2009, 03:42:16 PM
Actually I quite enjoyed the smileys. It was the rest of it that pissed me off.
There is that, but.....
We haven't had a good tar and feathering in.......
Damn :cry:
If it pissed you off so much why did you even bother to finish reading it or reply? And mister lmno, I would think the very nature of a drunken rant would imply a lack of good choice making skills for the period of drunkeness. Goddamn people, just laugh at the damn thing or leave it be.
I choose to laugh.
Quote from: indigoblade on January 06, 2009, 05:32:57 PM
If it pissed you off so much why did you even bother to finish reading it or reply? And mister lmno, I would think the very nature of a drunken rant would imply a lack of good choice making skills for the period of drunkeness. Goddamn people, just laugh at the damn thing or leave it be.
I choose to laugh.
You have no idea what tl;dr means do you?
We are laughing AT you!!!
Thats probably because you all either have no sense of humor or you take yourselves to seriously, either way I still don't really give a good goddamn what you guys think or say so... :fap:
here we go again :roll:
Quote from: indigoblade on January 06, 2009, 05:32:57 PM
If it pissed you off so much why did you even bother to finish reading it or reply? And mister lmno, I would think the very nature of a drunken rant would imply a lack of good choice making skills for the period of drunkeness. Goddamn people, just laugh at the damn thing or leave it be.
I choose to laugh.
I highly suggest you look around this forum a bit more.
We are
total assholes here. We will read a poorly-written drunken rant to
spite ourselves; and then we will make cunty sarcastic quips at
your expense, using improperly placed semi-colons,
just to make inside joke jabs at things completely unrelated to your post. And we'll do it while using the italics button
way too much.
Please also note what the "50-post suggestion" means. It means we sometimes give new members 50 posts to get their feet wet before we start jabbing them in the gonads with sharp sticks. Which means, my initial reply was the
nice one.
Quote from: LMNO on January 06, 2009, 03:02:49 PM
Protip:
Write drunken rant at 1 in the morning. Hit "save".
The next day, read it again, and EDIT THE MOTHERFUCKER, if it's still that important to you.
Then post it.
LMNO
-adherent of the 50 post suggestion.
yes, PLEASE.
you don't know how often I write my post in a sticky-note applet first, marinate it for a while, and then refrain from posting it, EVER.
You guys might wanna give me fifty days instead of 50 posts, but I have already stated enough to be happy for myself. I don't care if you like me or rip me a new one. Be who you are and say what you mean. If you take my post for something it is not, more power to me. If you think you are the one who is right 100% of the time, great, good for you. If however you think I give a good God Damn what people think of me, I don't care.
Have a good afternoon. And please wipe your feet on the way out from this thread. We wouldn't want the bullshit here ruining everyone else's threads.
17...
Quote from: indigoblade on January 06, 2009, 06:31:32 PM
You guys might wanna give me fifty days instead of 50 posts, but I have already stated enough to be happy for myself. I don't care if you like me or rip me a new one. Be who you are and say what you mean. If you take my post for something it is not, more power to me. If you think you are the one who is right 100% of the time, great, good for you. If however you think I give a good God Damn what people think of me, I don't care.
Have a good afternoon. And please wipe your feet on the way out from this thread. We wouldn't want the bullshit here ruining everyone else's threads.
It is your choice whether to spend some time reading rather than posting, and take your introduction gradually, or jump in blind. You have the choice of taking 50 days to make your first 50 posts, if you desire, or to make them all in the first day.
You might consider that, in a sense, you are a visitor to our home. The doors are open to everyone, but it's simple courtesy to have a look around and get a sense for the inhabitants, rather than waltzing in drunk and mumbling to yourself, stumbling around, stepping in the catbox, knocking over a couple of plants, and then shouting "FUCK YOU! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK, I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME!" at the people who actually live here. So to speak.
Har!
Quote from: Nigel on January 06, 2009, 06:54:32 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 06, 2009, 06:31:32 PM
You guys might wanna give me fifty days instead of 50 posts, but I have already stated enough to be happy for myself. I don't care if you like me or rip me a new one. Be who you are and say what you mean. If you take my post for something it is not, more power to me. If you think you are the one who is right 100% of the time, great, good for you. If however you think I give a good God Damn what people think of me, I don't care.
Have a good afternoon. And please wipe your feet on the way out from this thread. We wouldn't want the bullshit here ruining everyone else's threads.
It is your choice whether to spend some time reading rather than posting, and take your introduction gradually, or jump in blind. You have the choice of taking 50 days to make your first 50 posts, if you desire, or to make them all in the first day.
You might consider that, in a sense, you are a visitor to our home. The doors are open to everyone, but it's simple courtesy to have a look around and get a sense for the inhabitants, rather than waltzing in drunk and mumbling to yourself, stumbling around, stepping in the catbox, knocking over a couple of plants, and then shouting "FUCK YOU! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK, I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME!" at the people who actually live here. So to speak.
Why? Is that rude?
LMNO
-might need to work on his social skills.
It is your choice whether to spend some time reading rather than posting, and take your introduction gradually, or jump in blind. You have the choice of taking 50 days to make your first 50 posts, if you desire, or to make them all in the first day.
You might consider that, in a sense, you are a visitor to our home. The doors are open to everyone, but it's simple courtesy to have a look around and get a sense for the inhabitants, rather than waltzing in drunk and mumbling to yourself, stumbling around, stepping in the catbox, knocking over a couple of plants, and then shouting "FUCK YOU! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK, I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME!" at the people who actually live here. So to speak.
Hmmm, I like the way you think and present yourself. I see it more as an apartment complex, since I am sure you have neighbors here you just can't stand. I do appologize if I hurt anyones feelings, but I was fragged when I wrote that, so consider this me paying for the damages and aftermath of my personal lil party last night. I really wasn't expecting anyone to take this crap seriously. I didn't even expect a responce to this post since it was proporting itself to be the rant of a drunken person who was also going through insomnia.
Why? Is that rude? :lulz:
There's a quote button at the top of each post that will make your replies a lot more legible to readers.
Quote from: LMNO on January 06, 2009, 06:13:15 PM
Please also note what the "50-post suggestion" means. It means we sometimes give new members 50 posts to get their feet wet before we start jabbing them in the gonads with sharp sticks. Which means, my initial reply was the nice one.
Which would make me ... ahead of my time :thanks:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 06, 2009, 11:51:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 06, 2009, 06:13:15 PM
Please also note what the "50-post suggestion" means. It means we sometimes give new members 50 posts to get their feet wet before we start jabbing them in the gonads with sharp sticks. Which means, my initial reply was the nice one.
Which would make me ... ahead of my time :thanks:
:lulz: true
Quote from: indigoblade on January 06, 2009, 06:31:32 PMYou guys might wanna give me fifty days instead of 50 posts, but I have already stated enough to be happy for myself. I don't care if you like me or rip me a new one. Be who you are and say what you mean. If you take my post for something it is not, more power to me. If you think you are the one who is right 100% of the time, great, good for you. If however you think I give a good God Damn what people think of me, I don't care.
FUCK YOU I FUCKING ASKED AND SAID PLEASE OKAY?!
HOW FUCKING HARD CAN IT BE TO WRITE YOUR DRUNKEN RAMBLINGS IN NOTEPAD AND SEE IF IT'S WORTH POSTING THE NEXT DAY?! THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE'S GOING TO NOTICE THE DELAY OR ANYTHING
TYPHOID DIARRHEA DRIP
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 07, 2009, 01:30:06 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 06, 2009, 06:31:32 PMYou guys might wanna give me fifty days instead of 50 posts, but I have already stated enough to be happy for myself. I don't care if you like me or rip me a new one. Be who you are and say what you mean. If you take my post for something it is not, more power to me. If you think you are the one who is right 100% of the time, great, good for you. If however you think I give a good God Damn what people think of me, I don't care.
FUCK YOU I FUCKING ASKED AND SAID PLEASE OKAY?!
HOW FUCKING HARD CAN IT BE TO WRITE YOUR DRUNKEN RAMBLINGS IN NOTEPAD AND SEE IF IT'S WORTH POSTING THE NEXT DAY?! THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE'S GOING TO NOTICE THE DELAY OR ANYTHING
TYPHOID DIARRHEA DRIP
damn dude, calm down...I read your post and took into consideration and found it to be good advice, so shove it man. Chill out.
Quote from: indigoblade on January 07, 2009, 01:47:25 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 07, 2009, 01:30:06 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 06, 2009, 06:31:32 PMYou guys might wanna give me fifty days instead of 50 posts, but I have already stated enough to be happy for myself. I don't care if you like me or rip me a new one. Be who you are and say what you mean. If you take my post for something it is not, more power to me. If you think you are the one who is right 100% of the time, great, good for you. If however you think I give a good God Damn what people think of me, I don't care.
FUCK YOU I FUCKING ASKED AND SAID PLEASE OKAY?!
HOW FUCKING HARD CAN IT BE TO WRITE YOUR DRUNKEN RAMBLINGS IN NOTEPAD AND SEE IF IT'S WORTH POSTING THE NEXT DAY?! THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE'S GOING TO NOTICE THE DELAY OR ANYTHING
TYPHOID DIARRHEA DRIP
damn dude, calm down...I read your post and took into consideration and found it to be good advice, so shove it man. Chill out.
YOU DIDNT SAY PLEASE!!
CHOLERA SPRAY HOSE
Please. :D
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 07, 2009, 01:51:13 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 07, 2009, 01:47:25 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 07, 2009, 01:30:06 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 06, 2009, 06:31:32 PMYou guys might wanna give me fifty days instead of 50 posts, but I have already stated enough to be happy for myself. I don't care if you like me or rip me a new one. Be who you are and say what you mean. If you take my post for something it is not, more power to me. If you think you are the one who is right 100% of the time, great, good for you. If however you think I give a good God Damn what people think of me, I don't care.
FUCK YOU I FUCKING ASKED AND SAID PLEASE OKAY?!
HOW FUCKING HARD CAN IT BE TO WRITE YOUR DRUNKEN RAMBLINGS IN NOTEPAD AND SEE IF IT'S WORTH POSTING THE NEXT DAY?! THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE'S GOING TO NOTICE THE DELAY OR ANYTHING
TYPHOID DIARRHEA DRIP
damn dude, calm down...I read your post and took into consideration and found it to be good advice, so shove it man. Chill out.
YOU DIDNT SAY PLEASE!!
CHOLERA SPRAY HOSE
:lulz:
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 07, 2009, 01:51:13 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 07, 2009, 01:47:25 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 07, 2009, 01:30:06 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 06, 2009, 06:31:32 PMYou guys might wanna give me fifty days instead of 50 posts, but I have already stated enough to be happy for myself. I don't care if you like me or rip me a new one. Be who you are and say what you mean. If you take my post for something it is not, more power to me. If you think you are the one who is right 100% of the time, great, good for you. If however you think I give a good God Damn what people think of me, I don't care.
FUCK YOU I FUCKING ASKED AND SAID PLEASE OKAY?!
HOW FUCKING HARD CAN IT BE TO WRITE YOUR DRUNKEN RAMBLINGS IN NOTEPAD AND SEE IF IT'S WORTH POSTING THE NEXT DAY?! THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE'S GOING TO NOTICE THE DELAY OR ANYTHING
TYPHOID DIARRHEA DRIP
damn dude, calm down...I read your post and took into consideration and found it to be good advice, so shove it man. Chill out.
YOU DIDNT SAY PLEASE!!
CHOLERA SPRAY HOSE
LEAVE HIS MOTHER OUT OF THIS
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Quote from: Cramulus on January 07, 2009, 02:30:34 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 07, 2009, 01:51:13 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 07, 2009, 01:47:25 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 07, 2009, 01:30:06 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on January 06, 2009, 06:31:32 PMYou guys might wanna give me fifty days instead of 50 posts, but I have already stated enough to be happy for myself. I don't care if you like me or rip me a new one. Be who you are and say what you mean. If you take my post for something it is not, more power to me. If you think you are the one who is right 100% of the time, great, good for you. If however you think I give a good God Damn what people think of me, I don't care.
FUCK YOU I FUCKING ASKED AND SAID PLEASE OKAY?!
HOW FUCKING HARD CAN IT BE TO WRITE YOUR DRUNKEN RAMBLINGS IN NOTEPAD AND SEE IF IT'S WORTH POSTING THE NEXT DAY?! THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE'S GOING TO NOTICE THE DELAY OR ANYTHING
TYPHOID DIARRHEA DRIP
damn dude, calm down...I read your post and took into consideration and found it to be good advice, so shove it man. Chill out.
YOU DIDNT SAY PLEASE!!
CHOLERA SPRAY HOSE
LEAVE HIS MOTHER OUT OF THIS
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Great, now we're resorting to bad yo mamma jokes
I thought it was an excellent yo mamma joke.
(http://madonnablog.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/poop_05-29-2003.jpg)
What do you mean, "resorting to"? The thread started out with a drunken post, surely yo-momma jokes can't be the last resort from our never ending flow of wonderful wit in response to whatever nonsense gets fed into the system!
and lo, while writing this message, TGRR posted his contirbution and thus proving my point!
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 07, 2009, 04:01:01 AM
And lo, while writing this message, TGRR posted his contirbution and thus proving my point!
Everybody poops. :)
ITT, Rog does show and tell from his last PTA meeting.
Also, Toolbox.
Also, there's no other also.
I nominate "Cholera Spray Hose" as the phrase of the month.
Quote from: LMNO on January 07, 2009, 01:39:34 PM
I nominate "Cholera Spray Hose" as the phrase of the month.
I second that, even though it was directed at my mom I just about sprayed mountain do all over the computer when I read it.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2009, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 07, 2009, 04:01:01 AM
And lo, while writing this message, TGRR posted his contirbution and thus proving my point!
Everybody poops. :)
But only a few are capable of
that kinda poop.
I wonder why that poop looked like an M. :?
Outstanding sphinctal dexterity
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I give that a friggin a plus there p3nT.
Praise indeed