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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: the last yatto on January 08, 2009, 09:04:19 AM

Title: Hard to believe a giant, pink lizard could be overlooked
Post by: the last yatto on January 08, 2009, 09:04:19 AM
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iP2JJHefVzNP9-9mfb_h_a2hvE-AD95ILCCO4

:lulz:
Title: Re: Hard to believe a giant, pink lizard could be overlooked
Post by: Cain on January 08, 2009, 11:10:42 AM
Quote"To discover a large vertebrate that was unknown in an area where there has been a lot of research is very special," Marquez told The Associated Press by telephone from the park.

Yeah, I'd call it "special" too.  :lol:
Title: Re: Hard to believe a giant, pink lizard could be overlooked
Post by: indifferent betty on January 08, 2009, 11:15:18 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 08, 2009, 11:10:42 AM
Quote"To discover a large vertebrate that was unknown in an area where there has been a lot of research is very special," Marquez told The Associated Press by telephone from the park.

Yeah, I'd call it "special" too.  :lol:
i'd call it research done by lazy stoners far away from civilization.


RESEARCHER1; "fuck me, is that, lyk, a giant pink lizard?"
RESEARCHER2; "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude!! This heathen weed is aweeeeeeeeeeesome!"
Title: Re: Hard to believe a giant, pink lizard could be overlooked
Post by: Kai on January 08, 2009, 01:17:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 08, 2009, 11:10:42 AM
Quote"To discover a large vertebrate that was unknown in an area where there has been a lot of research is very special," Marquez told The Associated Press by telephone from the park.

Yeah, I'd call it "special" too.  :lol:

I'd put it it in the "this shit happens more often than you think" category.
Title: Re: Hard to believe a giant, pink lizard could be overlooked
Post by: Richter on January 08, 2009, 01:25:22 PM
They thought the Ivory Billed Woodpecker was extinct too.  It was jsut camped out in a swamp.
Title: Re: Hard to believe a giant, pink lizard could be overlooked
Post by: Kai on January 08, 2009, 01:27:53 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 08, 2009, 01:25:22 PM
They thought the Ivory Billed Woodpecker was extinct too.  It was jsut camped out in a swamp.

I'm still not sure on that one. You've got some people that believe it, and some people who call it a total hoax, and both groups have been searching for years.
Title: Re: Hard to believe a giant, pink lizard could be overlooked
Post by: Cain on January 08, 2009, 01:28:37 PM
Quote from: Kai on January 08, 2009, 01:17:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 08, 2009, 11:10:42 AM
Quote"To discover a large vertebrate that was unknown in an area where there has been a lot of research is very special," Marquez told The Associated Press by telephone from the park.

Yeah, I'd call it "special" too.  :lol:

I'd put it it in the "this shit happens more often than you think" category.

I'm sure it does.

However, I'm still going to make fun of them for it.
Title: Re: Hard to believe a giant, pink lizard could be overlooked
Post by: Kai on January 08, 2009, 01:34:05 PM
Honestly, its species like the ones in this thread that make cryptozoology a valid scientific endevour.
Title: Re: Hard to believe a giant, pink lizard could be overlooked
Post by: Cain on January 08, 2009, 01:38:31 PM
Next week it will turn out that the Mokele-mbembe is in fact living in a flat in Kinshasa, holding down a job as a traffic warden.
Title: Re: Hard to believe a giant, pink lizard could be overlooked
Post by: Kai on January 08, 2009, 01:42:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 08, 2009, 01:38:31 PM
Next week it will turn out that the Mokele-mbembe is in fact living in a flat in Kinshasa, holding down a job as a traffic warden.

:lulz:

On the other hand, there ARE giant squid and colossal squid and Coelacanths.
Title: Re: Hard to believe a giant, pink lizard could be overlooked
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 08, 2009, 01:55:56 PM
Not that it applies in this case, but one of my favorite zoology phenomena is where a native group will insist an animal exists, and zoologists are all "Nuh-uh!"

...and it goes on like this for a couple of hundred years, until a zoologist actually goes and looks where the natives said to look, and is all "Holy shit, this legendary creature actually exists!"

No fuck, dipwad.
Title: Re: Hard to believe a giant, pink lizard could be overlooked
Post by: Kai on January 08, 2009, 02:13:26 PM
Quote from: Primrose on January 08, 2009, 01:55:56 PM
Not that it applies in this case, but one of my favorite zoology phenomena is where a native group will insist an animal exists, and zoologists are all "Nuh-uh!"

...and it goes on like this for a couple of hundred years, until a zoologist actually goes and looks where the natives said to look, and is all "Holy shit, this legendary creature actually exists!"

No fuck, dipwad.

Honestly, that sort of thing happens less and less.
Title: Re: Hard to believe a giant, pink lizard could be overlooked
Post by: LMNO on January 08, 2009, 03:04:12 PM
Quote from: Kai on January 08, 2009, 01:42:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 08, 2009, 01:38:31 PM
Next week it will turn out that the Mokele-mbembe is in fact living in a flat in Kinshasa, holding down a job as a traffic warden.

:lulz:

On the other hand, there ARE giant squid and colossal squid and Coelacanths.

I saw a Coelacanth at a museum over thanksgiving.  Holy fuck, those things are scary.
Title: Re: Hard to believe a giant, pink lizard could be overlooked
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 08, 2009, 03:39:53 PM
Quote from: Kai on January 08, 2009, 02:13:26 PM
Quote from: Primrose on January 08, 2009, 01:55:56 PM
Not that it applies in this case, but one of my favorite zoology phenomena is where a native group will insist an animal exists, and zoologists are all "Nuh-uh!"

...and it goes on like this for a couple of hundred years, until a zoologist actually goes and looks where the natives said to look, and is all "Holy shit, this legendary creature actually exists!"

No fuck, dipwad.

Honestly, that sort of thing happens less and less.

It would have to, given how few "primitive" human populations are left.
Title: Re: Hard to believe a giant, pink lizard could be overlooked
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on January 08, 2009, 03:46:09 PM
Quote from: Kai on January 08, 2009, 02:13:26 PM
Quote from: Primrose on January 08, 2009, 01:55:56 PM
Not that it applies in this case, but one of my favorite zoology phenomena is where a native group will insist an animal exists, and zoologists are all "Nuh-uh!"

...and it goes on like this for a couple of hundred years, until a zoologist actually goes and looks where the natives said to look, and is all "Holy shit, this legendary creature actually exists!"

No fuck, dipwad.

Honestly, that sort of thing happens less and less.

It's true... after you get hit in the head by a bar stool enough times, you figure out that it might be a good idea to go look just in case...

;-)

EDIT: Also:

QuotePark rangers ignored the pink and black-striped reptiles after accidentally happening upon them in 1986. Some thought the stripes were just stains.

User Created Reality ITT!
Title: Re: Hard to believe a giant, pink lizard could be overlooked
Post by: Kai on January 08, 2009, 03:47:03 PM
Quote from: Primrose on January 08, 2009, 03:39:53 PM
Quote from: Kai on January 08, 2009, 02:13:26 PM
Quote from: Primrose on January 08, 2009, 01:55:56 PM
Not that it applies in this case, but one of my favorite zoology phenomena is where a native group will insist an animal exists, and zoologists are all "Nuh-uh!"

...and it goes on like this for a couple of hundred years, until a zoologist actually goes and looks where the natives said to look, and is all "Holy shit, this legendary creature actually exists!"

No fuck, dipwad.

Honestly, that sort of thing happens less and less.

It would have to, given how few "primitive" human populations are left.

That, and the anthropological acceptance that "primitive" culture is as complex as western culture. The word ethnobotany gets thrown around quite a bit these days.

I know the particular one you're thinking of though, the one I mentioned here about a tiny species of snake on an island in either central or south america that the natives had known about for years but science had not yet catalogued. Science these days pays much closer attention to this sort of thing.
Title: Re: Hard to believe a giant, pink lizard could be overlooked
Post by: Richter on January 08, 2009, 04:01:46 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 08, 2009, 01:38:31 PM
Next week it will turn out that the Mokele-mbembe is in fact living in a flat in Kinshasa, holding down a job as a traffic warden.

And Chubacabra was Enrico on a bender.