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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Iason Ouabache on January 13, 2009, 05:46:32 AM

Title: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 13, 2009, 05:46:32 AM
BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW RULER, BOXXY!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 13, 2009, 06:04:07 AM
i want to punch her in the mouth
a lot.


with my fists.


that is all.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Cramulus on January 13, 2009, 06:23:18 AM
I can't believe I watched the whole thing
I want to vomit into her hair and then make her eat the hair
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 13, 2009, 06:33:52 AM
BOXXY PWNS YOUR FACE!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0XgfBI8ke8
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: the last yatto on January 13, 2009, 06:38:18 AM
i think ill pass
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 13, 2009, 06:49:42 AM
 :argh!:

make it stop.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 13, 2009, 06:50:12 AM
 :cry: :cry: :cry:
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Lies on January 13, 2009, 07:50:27 AM
I've been purposefully trying to avoid this stupid meme for a while now.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on January 13, 2009, 03:30:43 PM
UGH!

:argh!:
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Faust on January 13, 2009, 03:35:34 PM
www.youtube.com
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: The Iron Lung on January 13, 2009, 03:49:04 PM
This Boxxy faggotry has understandably seeped into conversations with my friends but I never would have assumed I'd be tortured with its existence on a place such as this.
For shame.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 13, 2009, 06:35:21 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 13, 2009, 06:23:18 AM
I want to vomit into her hair and then make her eat the hair

QFT
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 13, 2009, 06:36:58 PM
yes. i also agreed.

(except i said it out loud in the room instead of actually posting a response. kinda dumb like that)
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Subtract Eight! on January 13, 2009, 07:26:05 PM
She talks like a forumer, how I imagine it flowing, from my experience on other forums. She's really attractive and seems intelligent to me.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 13, 2009, 07:28:20 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on January 13, 2009, 07:26:05 PM
She talks like a forumer, how I imagine it flowing, from my experience on other forums. She's really attractive and seems intelligent to me.

That's what I thought. Came off as a parody, something akin to Jeremy on Pure Pwnage (http://www.purepwnage.com/)
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: The Dark Monk on January 13, 2009, 07:30:29 PM
*lisp* hmmm uh, hmm uh, hmm uh, I dont umm, hmm, uh, do drugs and um, hmm uh, I know you guys, uh , think I do but uh, hmm, I dont.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Mangrove on January 13, 2009, 07:32:04 PM
This is why other countries hate America btw. It's stuff like this. I know you all think it's the industrial military complex & imperialism....but it's actually shit like this.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: bds on January 14, 2009, 12:02:48 AM
I actually thought that was pretty funny.
If she did that voice intentionally.
If that's her normal voice, she'd be really hard to get along with.


hmmm...


Also,
she's kinda hawt.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: fomenter on January 14, 2009, 12:08:15 AM
http://www.inquisitr.com/14944/meet-boxxy-possibly-the-most-batshit-crazy-person-on-youtube/
:argh!:
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2009, 12:10:51 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 13, 2009, 05:46:32 AM
BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW RULER, BOXXY!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw


You'll die for that.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 14, 2009, 12:13:56 AM
Oh dear, Boxxy is a Gaiafag. Well, I suppose we didn't expect anything less.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2009, 12:15:21 AM
Quote from: Cainad on January 14, 2009, 12:13:56 AM
Oh dear, Boxxy is a Gaiafag. Well, I suppose we didn't expect anything less.

Someone explain to me why we haven't burned down Gaia yet?
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: fomenter on January 14, 2009, 12:19:29 AM
something about them getting loose and infecting the rest of the Internet?
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 14, 2009, 12:25:13 AM
Quote from: Fomenter on January 14, 2009, 12:19:29 AM
something about them getting loose and infecting the rest of the Internet?

Who cares?


If I thought someone had a serious plan for razing Gaia to the ground, I would be 100% for it.

The results would be what "Bob" would have wanted.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: fomenter on January 14, 2009, 12:31:36 AM
i don't know much about gaia i haven't been there,  isn't it the kiddie Internet??
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on January 14, 2009, 12:34:53 AM
Quote from: The Borderline Simpleton on January 14, 2009, 12:02:48 AM
Also,
she's kinda hawt.

...
how old are you?
...
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2009, 12:37:27 AM
Quote from: Fomenter on January 14, 2009, 12:31:36 AM
i don't know much about gaia i haven't been there,  isn't it the kiddie Internet??


Kind of.  There's some 16-18 year olds who won't grow up, and some creepy fucking 35-45 year olds.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Faust on January 14, 2009, 12:38:16 AM
gaia serves a purpose. Its a better stupid sponge then 4chan ever will be.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Pariah on January 14, 2009, 12:38:57 AM
Holy shit
Linking this video is a crime against humanity
ILL SEE YOU IN COURT SIR!
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Rumckle on January 14, 2009, 01:12:20 AM
Gah, the fact I know people like this is depressing.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Pariah on January 14, 2009, 01:14:18 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on January 14, 2009, 01:12:20 AM
Gah, the fact I know people like this is depressing.

That lady represents ALL of the people in my formal education.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: bds on January 14, 2009, 01:15:07 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 14, 2009, 12:34:53 AM
Quote from: The Borderline Simpleton on January 14, 2009, 12:02:48 AM
Also,
she's kinda hawt.

...
how old are you?
...

OSHI- BUSTED.

Uh, 18, why?

I like scene girls, mmm'kay?  :lulz:

Oh, and please note the "kinda."
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Idem on January 14, 2009, 01:19:54 AM
note the mixed ratings


Quote from: Cainad on January 14, 2009, 12:13:56 AM
Oh dear, Boxxy is a Gaiafag. Well, I suppose we didn't expect anything less.
SHE'S GONE ON TO DO BETTER THINGS
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: scree on January 14, 2009, 09:09:45 AM
I'm in the 'if it's intentional is actually kinda funny' school of thought. If I'm correct in that or not, all this anti-Boxxy rage is shoveling coal into the flaming, gaping maw of her ego.

BOXXY :argh!:
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Cain on January 14, 2009, 11:15:47 AM
I'm of the opinion anything on the internet and annoying should be treated as being done on purpose, even when it isn't.

I have extended this principle to IRL, which is why I am shopping for golf clubs today.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: NWC on January 14, 2009, 11:56:08 AM
I had never heard of her before yesterday and now this is the 4th time from different places


jesus fucking shit-assed christ piss she's annoying
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 14, 2009, 12:03:58 PM
Quote from: NWC on January 14, 2009, 11:56:08 AM
I had never heard of her before yesterday and now this is the 4th time from different places


jesus fucking shit-assed christ piss she's annoying

best cuss evar!
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 14, 2009, 12:40:39 PM
I'd do her.
Also, im on the I hope its intentional bandwagon.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: scree on January 14, 2009, 01:24:19 PM
Yunno, I think alot of the boxxy related rage on /b/ is at heart, sexually charged confusion. She's 'attractive', female, on a webcam but not showing us boobs or at least hinting at boobs. This far is beyond the understanding of your average basement creature. Post anything like what I described on /b/ and they'll rage hardcore.  :lulz:
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: LMNO on January 14, 2009, 01:38:48 PM
This thread is now about guessing how long it will take Boxxy to show up on Suicide Girls.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Cramulus on January 14, 2009, 02:27:56 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 14, 2009, 11:15:47 AM
I'm of the opinion anything on the internet and annoying should be treated as being done on purpose, even when it isn't.

I have extended this principle to IRL, which is why I am shopping for golf clubs today.

:blink: :blink:

Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: NWC on January 14, 2009, 04:09:57 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 14, 2009, 12:03:58 PM
Quote from: NWC on January 14, 2009, 11:56:08 AM
I had never heard of her before yesterday and now this is the 4th time from different places


jesus fucking shit-assed christ piss she's annoying

best cuss evar!

I wish I could take full credit for it, but I can only take 1/5. "Fucking shit-ass Christ piss" was in an Onion article (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29141), but I've been using my slightly altered version for years.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 14, 2009, 07:00:43 PM
I'd donkey punch her
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: LMNO on January 14, 2009, 07:03:32 PM
While using one of Nigel's toys, I presume.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Mangrove on January 14, 2009, 07:06:01 PM
Parental protip:

Sending kids 'to their room' is no longer a punishment if they can post Youtube clips. If anything, it punishes us.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: LMNO on January 14, 2009, 07:08:02 PM
Parents need to keep up with the times.  Admin status, change passwords every day.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: AFK on January 14, 2009, 07:08:45 PM
Well, I relented, and made it to 13 seconds before mashing my mouse to make it stop.  

Also, she looks a lot like my sister.  
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: LMNO on January 14, 2009, 07:09:51 PM
Your sister's kind of hot.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Mangrove on January 14, 2009, 07:10:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 14, 2009, 07:08:02 PM
Parents need to keep up with the times.  Admin status, change passwords every day.

Whether Boxxy is a troll or not, I suspect her parents look something like this:

:facepalm:
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: fomenter on January 14, 2009, 07:12:38 PM
 wanted 12 yr old discordian daughter to donkey punch the stupid/annoying out of BOXXY.  

edit to scratch donkey (stupid old fart dont know the meaning)
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: LMNO on January 14, 2009, 07:13:05 PM
You pedo.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: AFK on January 14, 2009, 07:14:28 PM
Congratulations, you just gave Uncle BadTouch another raison d'etre. 
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: fomenter on January 14, 2009, 07:15:03 PM
 :?  boxxy isn't 12? hiring a hit kid isn't appropriate?
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: fomenter on January 14, 2009, 07:16:35 PM
i think i need to look up donkey punch i may have missed a meaning
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Mangrove on January 14, 2009, 07:16:46 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 14, 2009, 07:14:28 PM
Congratulations, you just gave Uncle BadTouch another raison d'etre. 


Lol Uncle BadTouch
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: fomenter on January 14, 2009, 07:18:17 PM
 :argh!: it sucks being old, new word in vocabulary
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: LMNO on January 14, 2009, 07:23:13 PM
I think I'm older than you are, incidentally.

It's not about age, it's about perversion.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: fomenter on January 14, 2009, 07:25:17 PM
neglected to be pervert enough fail is fail
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: fomenter on January 14, 2009, 07:45:55 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 14, 2009, 07:23:13 PM
I think I'm older than you are, incidentally.



its possible  i don't know your age, the last time age came up i roughly calculated i am pretty far out on the old guy end of the pd age spectrum.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: LMNO on January 14, 2009, 07:49:37 PM
Really?

I was born in '72.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 14, 2009, 07:51:33 PM
YUO CREEPY OLD MENS  :argh!:
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: fomenter on January 14, 2009, 07:54:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 14, 2009, 07:49:37 PM
Really?

I was born in '72.
your a young whippersnapper I just turned 41
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: fomenter on January 14, 2009, 07:55:35 PM
Quote from: Pantalones on January 14, 2009, 07:51:33 PM
YUO CREEPY OLD MENS  :argh!:

not creepy enough to keep up with LMNO i once again am humbled by the master.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: LMNO on January 14, 2009, 07:59:10 PM
Heh.  I bow before your wrinkled face and artificial hip.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 14, 2009, 08:02:42 PM
I think there is a pretty big late-30's early-40's cluster on the board.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 14, 2009, 08:23:10 PM
39 and 3/4 :gheyforum:
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 14, 2009, 08:32:38 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 14, 2009, 08:23:10 PM
39 and 3/4 :gheyforum:
:fap:
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: LMNO on January 14, 2009, 08:36:29 PM
Well, I certainly feel much younger.

However, I'm still creepily old enough to hit on Fred.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 14, 2009, 08:37:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 14, 2009, 08:36:29 PM
Well, I certainly feel much younger.

However, I'm still creepily old enough to hit on Fred.
didnt that lose all its fun once i turned legal?
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: LMNO on January 14, 2009, 08:39:24 PM
Not in my pants, it didn't.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 14, 2009, 08:41:59 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Mangrove on January 14, 2009, 08:42:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 14, 2009, 08:39:24 PM
Not in my pants, it didn't.

Most romantic thing I've read all day.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Cramulus on January 14, 2009, 10:09:06 PM
I've watched this boxxy bitch like six times. I hate her more with each viewing. I don't know why I do this to myself, it's like a sickness.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: fomenter on January 14, 2009, 10:12:47 PM
you poor depraved man , i could only watch 1/8th of it on my first try and skip and view a few seconds at a time on my second attempt for a total viewing of 1/4 of the thing and i cant go back..
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Faust on January 14, 2009, 10:13:30 PM
she had to become more then just a vlogger, she had to become... a symbol. Something incorruptible. as a vlogger she could be defeated. As a symbol she inspire irritation on a huge scale.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: fomenter on January 14, 2009, 10:15:54 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 14, 2009, 10:13:30 PM
she had to become more then just a vlogger, she had to become... a symbol. Something incorruptible. as a vlogger she could be defeated. As a symbol she inspire irritation on a huge scale.
:lulz:
should be a stickied comment on every video she makes
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Faust on January 14, 2009, 10:23:03 PM
I sent her this message:
Hi boxxy, I just want to say I really like your videos and I think what you have inspired is awesome.
Some may call you irritating, but I want you to know that your bouncy personality has touched the lives of thousands and it definitely makes me smile.
please continue to make videos, and if you could give me a shout out that would be awesome.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on January 14, 2009, 10:46:04 PM
So why is it that thread has not erupted into a 'pedo' defenestration rage?  is the girl actually older than i think she is?  I woulda guessed about 13/14....
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: bds on January 14, 2009, 10:47:49 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 14, 2009, 10:46:04 PM
So why is it that thread has not erupted into a 'pedo' defenestration rage?  is the girl actually older than i think she is?  I woulda guessed about 13/14....


She's about 15 or 16.
Possibly older.

That'd be my guess, anyway...
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: fomenter on January 14, 2009, 10:49:55 PM
i guessed 12
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 14, 2009, 10:57:44 PM
A young-looking 15 or maybe 16 is my guess.

Cute, but far too annoying to be hot IMO.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: bds on January 14, 2009, 11:00:26 PM
Quote from: Cainad on January 14, 2009, 10:57:44 PM
A young-looking 15 or maybe 16 is my guess.

Cute, but far too annoying to be hot IMO.

I highly doubt the voice in the video is her real voice.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 14, 2009, 11:01:40 PM
Correct! The voice is dubbed on afterward by a 40 year old fat guy
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Cramulus on January 14, 2009, 11:02:23 PM
My guess is 17. But my fascination has nothing to do with attraction.

The chick has 40,000 subscribers and she's only been on youtube since Jan 8th. She has enflamed so many communities on the internet. She must continue her work. It may actually give people aneurysms.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on January 14, 2009, 11:03:49 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 14, 2009, 11:16:37 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 14, 2009, 11:02:23 PM
My guess is 17. But my fascination has nothing to do with attraction.

The chick has 40,000 subscribers and she's only been on youtube since Jan 8th. She has enflamed so many communities on the internet. She must continue her work. It may actually give people aneurysms.

Troof.

It may not be my favored form of entertainment, but that doesn't really matter. She controls some sort of strange POWER, and it must be exercised across the internet.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on January 14, 2009, 11:22:11 PM
Viral Marketing is Viral... and Marketable... and good to study for our own nefarious purposes...
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Faust on January 15, 2009, 12:07:58 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 14, 2009, 11:02:23 PM
My guess is 17. But my fascination has nothing to do with attraction.

The chick has 40,000 subscribers and she's only been on youtube since Jan 8th. She has enflamed so many communities on the internet. She must continue her work. It may actually give people aneurysms.

We are now her official self appointed defenders/cheerleaders
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 15, 2009, 12:27:57 AM
DISCORDIANS FOR BOXXY!
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: fomenter on January 15, 2009, 01:05:47 AM
"virulent insufferably irritatating" now  a discordian value
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 15, 2009, 01:07:17 AM
Quote from: Fomenter on January 15, 2009, 01:05:47 AM
"virulent insufferably irritatating" now  a discordian value

Hasn't it always been?

Oh shit... have I been doing it wrong?  :sad:

Also: Pls to add that to newsfeed, Powers That Be!
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 15, 2009, 03:03:27 AM
i'd still like to make that girl eat her own teeth.

and Nigel, what the hell is that in your sig?
was that actually posted??







Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 15, 2009, 03:40:12 AM
Quote from: Squid-diddle on January 15, 2009, 03:03:27 AM
i'd still like to make that girl eat her own teeth.

and Nigel, what the hell is that in your sig?
was that actually posted??


It sure was!
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 15, 2009, 04:02:23 AM
nevermind.
i just read through the thread.



WHY DID I READ?!?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 15, 2009, 04:15:49 AM
Quote from: Squid-diddle on January 15, 2009, 04:02:23 AM
nevermind.
i just read through the thread.



WHY DID I READ?!?!?!?!?!

A: To torture self

B: Boredom
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 15, 2009, 04:21:20 AM
yes.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2009, 04:24:08 AM
Quote from: Squid-diddle on January 15, 2009, 03:03:27 AM
i'd still like to make that girl eat her own teeth.

and Nigel, what the hell is that in your sig?
was that actually posted??


When I am dictator, she will be on CSPAN 24/7.

And CSPAN will be on every channel.

Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 15, 2009, 04:29:47 AM
 :x

why do you hate me
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2009, 04:31:15 AM
Quote from: Squid-diddle on January 15, 2009, 04:29:47 AM
:x

why do you hate me

"misanthrope".

Besides, I just want America to see their BEST possible future.

All the other futures involve cannibalism and mass starvation.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 15, 2009, 04:32:44 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2009, 04:31:15 AM
Quote from: Squid-diddle on January 15, 2009, 04:29:47 AM
:x

why do you hate me

"misanthrope".

Besides, I just want America to see their BEST possible future.

All the other futures involve cannibalism and mass starvation.

if that's the best possible future, fire up the fuckin grill
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Cain on January 15, 2009, 12:57:16 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 14, 2009, 10:23:03 PM
I sent her this message:
Hi boxxy, I just want to say I really like your videos and I think what you have inspired is awesome.
Some may call you irritating, but I want you to know that your bouncy personality has touched the lives of thousands and it definitely makes me smile.
please continue to make videos, and if you could give me a shout out that would be awesome.

As someone who never watches vloggers, I approve.

This should be made as terrible as possible.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: NWC on January 15, 2009, 09:26:08 PM
I did a search in youtube for boxxy, and this was on the first page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4Pjr2exbPI&fmt=18

people are fucked up
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 15, 2009, 10:06:30 PM
This has been bugging me for days now. Where do I recognise that style from? Then it came to me...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/emoboxx.jpg)

Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2009, 11:26:16 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 15, 2009, 10:06:30 PM
This has been bugging me for days now. Where do I recognise that style from? Then it came to me...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/emoboxx.jpg)



:lulz:
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: hooplala on January 15, 2009, 11:28:09 PM
The original emo!
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 15, 2009, 11:53:48 PM
Quote from: NWC on January 15, 2009, 09:26:08 PM
I did a search in youtube for boxxy, and this was on the first page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4Pjr2exbPI&fmt=18

people are fucked up

:x
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: megatron on January 16, 2009, 12:43:36 AM
Quote from: LMNO on January 14, 2009, 01:38:48 PM
This thread is now about guessing how long it will take Boxxy to show up on Suicide Girls.
She's not "alt" enough for them. Maybe if she grows out her body hair and gets a few more piercings.

Boxxy would be more annoying if I didn't meet people who act like her every day.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Messier Undertree on January 16, 2009, 12:57:12 AM
Stopped the video after 5 seconds because her voice is annoying. Who is this and why should I care?
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on January 16, 2009, 01:08:25 AM
I just hope and pray that "Boxxy" doesn't have a raison d'etre.

Because I'd find that unthinkable. Heinous, even.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on January 16, 2009, 03:43:59 AM
Quote from: Malachite on January 16, 2009, 12:57:12 AM
Stopped the video after 5 seconds because her voice is annoying. Who is this and why should I care?
I agree with you.
-She's just some random moron, apparently.
-i don't think we should care.
:sad:
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Jenne on January 16, 2009, 08:30:55 PM
She's actually somewhat Sarah Silverman-ish.  Beautiful teeth and eyes, ugly hands, squeaky annoying voice.

She'll probably be on Comedy Central one day.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Xooxe on January 16, 2009, 08:48:37 PM
I want to attach a spirit level to her head. If the bubble strays from the middle then a dose of chloroform is administered.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Cain on January 16, 2009, 08:49:25 PM
I want to beam Boxxy onto everyone's TVs.

If that wont stop people watching them, nothing will.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on January 16, 2009, 09:11:54 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 16, 2009, 08:30:55 PM
She's actually somewhat Sarah Silverman-ish.  Beautiful teeth and eyes, ugly hands, squeaky annoying voice. Horridly annoying and why the fuck would anyone submit themselves to watching this shit?!

She 'll probably should never be on Comedy Central one day because like Silverman, will find a way to leech on and never disappear despite the fact that I am at a loss to find people that actually like her.

Fixed.  :)
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Kai on January 16, 2009, 09:25:16 PM
I think shes a troll, a very very good troll. Like Ann Coulter good.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Jenne on January 16, 2009, 09:29:03 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on January 16, 2009, 09:11:54 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 16, 2009, 08:30:55 PM
She's actually somewhat Sarah Silverman-ish.  Beautiful teeth and eyes, ugly hands, squeaky annoying voice. Horridly annoying and why the fuck would anyone submit themselves to watching this shit?!

She 'll probably should never be on Comedy Central one day because like Silverman, will find a way to leech on and never disappear despite the fact that I am at a loss to find people that actually like her.

Fixed.  :)

:lulz: Yeah, some of SS's stuff I can hang with, and some...it's nails on a chalkboardish.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Triple Zero on January 16, 2009, 09:33:09 PM
I watched part of the first video, and I think she's very cute. Way too young for me of course, but if I was 15 myself or so. When I was 15 I don't think I'd have too much of a problem with the lack of intelligence either. ... Except she'd probably have been way out of my league back then :-P

But apart from "oh, that's cute", I don't really see what's the big deal about? Or maybe I missed part of the clue by not watching more than half of that vid?
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: fomenter on January 16, 2009, 09:37:23 PM
Sara silverman aka raving bitch "way of the gun"

QuoteBar Patron: Hey, hey. Yeah you, get up. What are you retarded? Get off the fucking car!

Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucksuck, get your slippery fucking ass off the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!

Parker: Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!

Raving Bitch: You're gonna wish you never fucking got up this fucking morning asshole, because my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up! And then after that while he's fucking up your fucking gay uncle over there I'm gonna fucking cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you fucking faggot bitch! You gaylord fucking bitch! How do you like that? You like that a lot you fucking faggot? You like to ass fuck? Fontanella fucking babyheads!

Bar Patron: Go ahead.

Raving Bitch: You like to fuck babyheads? You like to fuck boys? He's gonna fuck you in the ass, how do you like that? He's not even gay but he'll do it just to fuck...

Bar Patron: Honey honey. She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours.

i fell in love
then her other stuff meh
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Jenne on January 16, 2009, 09:41:10 PM
Quote from: Fomenter on January 16, 2009, 09:37:23 PM
Sara silverman aka raving bitch "way of the gun"

QuoteBar Patron: Hey, hey. Yeah you, get up. What are you retarded? Get off the fucking car!

Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucksuck, get your slippery fucking ass off the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!

Parker: Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!

Raving Bitch: You're gonna wish you never fucking got up this fucking morning asshole, because my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up! And then after that while he's fucking up your fucking gay uncle over there I'm gonna fucking cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you fucking faggot bitch! You gaylord fucking bitch! How do you like that? You like that a lot you fucking faggot? You like to ass fuck? Fontanella fucking babyheads!

Bar Patron: Go ahead.

Raving Bitch: You like to fuck babyheads? You like to fuck boys? He's gonna fuck you in the ass, how do you like that? He's not even gay but he'll do it just to fuck...

Bar Patron: Honey honey. She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours.

i fell in love
then her other stuff meh

That bit sounds a lot like my brother's stuff with his comedy troupe--I know she's a big influence on a lot of what he does.

It's really too fucking bad that he doesn't have a "free" area to sample the shit he does other that the older stuff with The Insanities/Happy Bacon troupe he was with so long ago.  I think you guys would dig it.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Cain on January 16, 2009, 09:49:52 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 16, 2009, 09:33:09 PM
I watched part of the first video, and I think she's very cute. Way too young for me of course, but if I was 15 myself or so. When I was 15 I don't think I'd have too much of a problem with the lack of intelligence either. ... Except she'd probably have been way out of my league back then :-P

But apart from "oh, that's cute", I don't really see what's the big deal about? Or maybe I missed part of the clue by not watching more than half of that vid?

She's apparently very annoying.

Cain,
has no problem with using this to annoy others.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: hooplala on January 16, 2009, 09:51:37 PM
I think the Sarah Silverman Program is pure hilarity, but I hated Jesus Is Magic.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: fomenter on January 16, 2009, 09:53:47 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 16, 2009, 09:49:52 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 16, 2009, 09:33:09 PM
I watched part of the first video, and I think she's very cute. Way too young for me of course, but if I was 15 myself or so. When I was 15 I don't think I'd have too much of a problem with the lack of intelligence either. ... Except she'd probably have been way out of my league back then :-P

But apart from "oh, that's cute", I don't really see what's the big deal about? Or maybe I missed part of the clue by not watching more than half of that vid?

She's apparently very annoying.

Cain,
has no problem with using this to annoy others.
i think you would be remiss in your duties not to...


also no mater how obnoxious something is it can become viral with a pretty face, good to remember for other applications
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: fomenter on January 16, 2009, 09:58:55 PM
Quote from: Fomenter on January 16, 2009, 09:37:23 PM
Sara silverman aka raving bitch "way of the gun"

QuoteBar Patron: Hey, hey. Yeah you, get up. What are you retarded? Get off the fucking car!

Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucksuck, get your slippery fucking ass off the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!

Parker: Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!

Raving Bitch: You're gonna wish you never fucking got up this fucking morning asshole, because my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up! And then after that while he's fucking up your fucking gay uncle over there I'm gonna fucking cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you fucking faggot bitch! You gaylord fucking bitch! How do you like that? You like that a lot you fucking faggot? You like to ass fuck? Fontanella fucking babyheads!

Bar Patron: Go ahead.

Raving Bitch: You like to fuck babyheads? You like to fuck boys? He's gonna fuck you in the ass, how do you like that? He's not even gay but he'll do it just to fuck...

Bar Patron: Honey honey. She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9fbIFMAIrQ
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on January 16, 2009, 10:56:22 PM
Quote from: Kai on January 16, 2009, 09:25:16 PM
I think shes a troll, a very very good troll. Like Ann Coulter good.

I'm currently of the opinion that she's something along the lines of an art prank like Daphne and Celeste.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 17, 2009, 05:00:33 AM
SHUT UP!  SARAH SILVERMAN IS A FUCKIN COMEDIC GENIUS!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWO4WtZpbSY
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Cain on January 18, 2009, 02:43:08 PM
(http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/1917/whysoboxxypq5.jpg)
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Kai on January 18, 2009, 05:06:05 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 18, 2009, 05:13:55 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 18, 2009, 02:43:08 PM
(http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/1917/whysoboxxypq5.jpg)

:lulz:
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 18, 2009, 06:04:34 PM
HA!
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 18, 2009, 08:34:41 PM
(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa261/broodwitch/scooby1.gif)
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 19, 2009, 12:43:31 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 21, 2009, 06:06:20 AM
BEARDED BOXXY IN YOUR FACE!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5pR5nRdxaQ
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 21, 2009, 07:51:17 AM
christ LET IT DIE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-WaU3kwxhU
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 22, 2009, 05:32:34 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 13, 2009, 05:46:32 AM
BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW RULER, BOXXY!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw

I got to "my name is boxy" and I punched my monitor.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: rosenstock on January 22, 2009, 05:35:00 AM
Unfortunately I had a dream about Boxxy the other day :|
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Bruno on January 22, 2009, 05:48:08 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on January 22, 2009, 05:32:34 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 13, 2009, 05:46:32 AM
BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW RULER, BOXXY!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw

I got to "my name is boxy" and I punched my monitor.

This is but one of the many ways that CRTs pwn flat panels.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 22, 2009, 06:07:19 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on January 22, 2009, 05:48:08 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on January 22, 2009, 05:32:34 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 13, 2009, 05:46:32 AM
BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW RULER, BOXXY!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw

I got to "my name is boxy" and I punched my monitor.

This is but one of the many ways that CRTs pwn become flat panels.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: I Am Not A Rhombus on January 23, 2009, 02:16:11 AM
QuoteBut apart from "oh, that's cute", I don't really see what's the big deal about? Or maybe I missed part of the clue by not watching more than half of that vid?

/b/ these days will make a meme out anything that's stupid and annoying enough.

Case in point: THE BEST
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Faust on January 23, 2009, 02:22:21 AM
Quote from: I Am Not A Rhombus on January 23, 2009, 02:16:11 AM
QuoteBut apart from "oh, that's cute", I don't really see what's the big deal about? Or maybe I missed part of the clue by not watching more than half of that vid?

/b/ these days will make a meme out anything that's stupid and annoying enough.

Case in point: THE BEST

"these days"
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: scree on January 23, 2009, 02:56:34 AM
Quote from: Faust on January 23, 2009, 02:22:21 AM
Quote from: I Am Not A Rhombus on January 23, 2009, 02:16:11 AM
QuoteBut apart from "oh, that's cute", I don't really see what's the big deal about? Or maybe I missed part of the clue by not watching more than half of that vid?

/b/ these days will make a meme out anything that's stupid and annoying enough.

Case in point: THE BEST

"these days"

Not like back in the day. None of you kids would understand.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: I Am Not A Rhombus on January 23, 2009, 02:58:11 AM
/b/ was genuinely a lot more interesting back in the day. Even when it started to seriously suck around 2007 or so, it still had some fun stuff on it.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Faust on January 23, 2009, 03:07:23 AM
it had childporn, repetition for the stupid and unfunny.
the difference was there was MORE anime and less motivational posters (none of which have ever been funny).
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: I Am Not A Rhombus on January 23, 2009, 03:08:23 AM
Now on 4chan it's cool to rip into anime and weeaboos.  :roll:
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Faust on January 23, 2009, 03:12:40 AM
the anime was better then the motivational posters. as unfunny uninteresting things go
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Messier Undertree on January 23, 2009, 03:17:40 AM
Quote from: I Am Not A Rhombus on January 23, 2009, 03:08:23 AMNow on 4chan it's cool to rip into anime and weeaboos.

And you're accusing faust of that? You really haven't lurked here much at all, have you?

Also, if you stay away from the more popular boards, 4chan can be tolerable. And it's also quite possible that even /b/ was okay for a week or something.

World2ch and 4-ch (http://4-ch.net/) have always been a much better idea, but neither of them ever became very popular, presumably because of the lack of free porn.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Vene on January 23, 2009, 03:19:48 AM
Quote from: Malachite on January 23, 2009, 03:17:40 AM
And it's also quite possible that even /b/ was okay for a week or something.
Granted, it wasn't consecutive.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 23, 2009, 05:16:56 AM
/b/ reminds me a lot of Apple Talk.  Everyone complains about it, but nobody ever stops going there.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Messier Undertree on January 23, 2009, 05:24:16 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 23, 2009, 05:16:56 AMnobody ever stops going there

Speak for yourself.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 23, 2009, 05:56:58 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 23, 2009, 05:16:56 AM
/b/ reminds me a lot of Apple Talk.  Everyone complains about it, but nobody ever stops going there.

I  think that you see that because in order to complain about it, you HAVE to be going there, or you wouldn't know what you were complaining about.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: LMNO on January 23, 2009, 01:35:05 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 23, 2009, 03:07:23 AM
it had childporn, repetition for the stupid and unfunny.
the difference was there was MORE anime and less motivational posters (none of which have ever been funny).

:cn:
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Faust on January 23, 2009, 02:34:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 23, 2009, 01:35:05 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 23, 2009, 03:07:23 AM
it had childporn, repetition for the stupid and unfunny.
the difference was there was MORE anime and less motivational posters (none of which have ever been funny).

:cn:
They consist of putting an obvious message on a picture that is funny without it. It cheapens the experience for me.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: LMNO on January 23, 2009, 02:42:38 PM
 :cry:


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/olyMPICHUMORmotivator.jpg)
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Messier Undertree on January 23, 2009, 03:17:44 PM
That picture would be funnier without it.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Faust on January 23, 2009, 03:54:27 PM
its just a matter of personal taste I guess.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 23, 2009, 04:59:06 PM
It's okay LMNO. I still think our collaborative "Conformity: Small Minds Think Alike Too" poster is funny.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: LMNO on January 23, 2009, 05:01:20 PM
Ah, crap.  Where did I put that?
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: LMNO on January 23, 2009, 05:14:57 PM
Aha!


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/Simplemindsdemotiv.jpg)
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: hooplala on January 23, 2009, 05:29:36 PM
That is an outrageously hilarious picture.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: AFK on January 23, 2009, 05:30:45 PM
I'll never drink Heineken again. 
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: LMNO on January 23, 2009, 05:32:41 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on January 23, 2009, 05:30:45 PM
I'll never drink Heineken again. 

Well, at least there's some benefit.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: hooplala on January 23, 2009, 05:44:13 PM
PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 23, 2009, 07:01:00 PM
  :lulz:              :lulz:               :lulz:
what kills me about the picture is the aweful amount of spray-on tan.  Second from the left looks like a carrot.  They're generally orange but with a streak of caucasion at the hariline.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 23, 2009, 08:29:46 PM
thats yours? awesome! i love it!
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Cramulus on April 23, 2009, 12:41:56 AM
(http://www.sedentario.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/120pxboxxy.gif)

BUMP

The whole boxxy story, summarized:

http://boxxystory.blogspot.com/2009/01/rise-of-boxxy.html


there are only three entries in the whole blog, which detail a lot of the gnashing and weeping and stuff that you wouldn't have seen unless you were on /b/.


Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 23, 2009, 04:05:09 AM
My favorite line:
QuoteIncreasing numbers threw in the towel and declared they weren't visiting /b/ for a week, a month, or ever again.
:lulz:
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 23, 2009, 04:07:34 AM
Quote from: Pope Fred St. Pete St. Fred on April 23, 2009, 04:05:09 AM
My favorite line:
QuoteIncreasing numbers threw in the towel and declared they weren't visiting /b/ for a week, a month, or ever again.
:lulz:

Sounds like a win to me.

(http://roadkillrefugee.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/mission-accomplished.png)
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: LMNO on April 23, 2009, 12:47:44 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 23, 2009, 12:41:56 AM
(http://www.sedentario.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/120pxboxxy.gif)


This gif needs to end with the Boxxy ZALGO pic.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: hooplala on April 23, 2009, 01:15:13 PM
Internet famous is a funny funny thing.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: AFK on April 23, 2009, 01:40:30 PM
Aaaarrgghh!  Make it stop!!!!
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: The Dark Monk on April 23, 2009, 01:42:20 PM
Beware the jailbait all who love Boxxy!
...THat is the reason you watch her right?
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: LMNO on April 23, 2009, 01:45:34 PM
No Comment.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: AFK on April 23, 2009, 01:47:58 PM
No, because as I noted earlier in this thread, she looks waaay too much like my sister. 
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: LMNO on April 23, 2009, 01:49:10 PM
Great.  Now I'm thinking about RWHN's sister.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: The Dark Monk on April 23, 2009, 01:51:40 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: AFK on April 23, 2009, 01:52:33 PM
She's wicked smart too.  Top of her class.  But apparently already in a "serious" relationship. 
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 23, 2009, 01:53:59 PM
Don't fancy it much. I bet every time I tried to initiate foreplay she'd crack some terrible pun :sad:
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: LMNO on April 23, 2009, 01:54:49 PM
Not if her mouth is full, if you know what I mean.



Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: The Dark Monk on April 23, 2009, 01:55:44 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 23, 2009, 01:54:49 PM
Not if her mouth is full, if you know what I mean.





It's RWHN's sister we're talking about. The puns would come out of her mouth anyways.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: AFK on April 23, 2009, 01:58:19 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 23, 2009, 01:53:59 PM
Don't fancy it much. I bet every time I tried to initiate foreplay she'd crack some terrible pun :sad:

Oh no, the pun thing is definitely not something that runs in the family.  I'm unique in that category. 
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: The Dark Monk on April 23, 2009, 01:59:38 PM
Quote from: RWHN on April 23, 2009, 01:58:19 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 23, 2009, 01:53:59 PM
Don't fancy it much. I bet every time I tried to initiate foreplay she'd crack some terrible pun :sad:

Oh no, the pun thing is definitely not something that runs in the family.  I'm unique in that category. 

Damn it RWHN! Spread your gift! Make your DNA a pun itself. Replace a chromosome. Just make sure to replace, not add or subtract. We don't need anymore mutants. :argh!:
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: AFK on April 23, 2009, 02:04:52 PM
Well if it's any consolation, I'm pretty sure my daughter is going to be a punner.  I've already begun her training. 
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: LMNO on April 23, 2009, 02:05:50 PM
Our legal team informs me that I cannot speak of LWHN.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: The Dark Monk on April 23, 2009, 02:07:09 PM
I'm getting rusty on my puns. Plus, I am a misguided monk needing a new pun master. RWHN, wilst thou taketh me under thoust wing?
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: AFK on April 23, 2009, 02:08:24 PM
Possibly, do you have an extra $10 or $20 Thousand to spare? 
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: The Dark Monk on April 23, 2009, 02:14:53 PM
Damn. All I got is this signed Ron Jeremy used condom...
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: fomenter on May 10, 2009, 09:55:27 AM
boxxy in the past tears bill oreilly a new one for the future?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8x14cLGh5o


also http://thebastardfairies.com/  though TGRR was a .com for a minute there
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2009, 06:03:18 PM
Quote from: fomenter on May 10, 2009, 09:55:27 AM
boxxy in the past tears bill oreilly a new one for the future?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8x14cLGh5o


also http://thebastardfairies.com/  though TGRR was a .com for a minute there

WTF IS THIS HIPPIE SHIT?   :crankey:
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: fomenter on May 10, 2009, 06:13:29 PM
they posted the baby boxxy oreilly rant
i thought of your podcast..that should be your domain name   (damn hippies)
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 05:31:18 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 13, 2009, 05:46:32 AM
BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW RULER, BOXXY!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw

Sometimes people don't believe me when I say that Iason is evil and wrong.

Yeah.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Freeky on August 19, 2010, 05:43:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 05:31:18 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 13, 2009, 05:46:32 AM
BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW RULER, BOXXY!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw

Sometimes people don't believe me when I say that Iason is evil and wrong.

Yeah.

THIS GIRL IS ADORABLE!!!!
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 05:44:41 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 19, 2010, 05:43:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 05:31:18 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 13, 2009, 05:46:32 AM
BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW RULER, BOXXY!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw

Sometimes people don't believe me when I say that Iason is evil and wrong.

Yeah.

THIS GIRL IS ADORABLE!!!!

You are a bad person. 
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Freeky on August 19, 2010, 05:46:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 05:44:41 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 19, 2010, 05:43:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 05:31:18 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 13, 2009, 05:46:32 AM
BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW RULER, BOXXY!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw

Sometimes people don't believe me when I say that Iason is evil and wrong.

Yeah.

THIS GIRL IS ADORABLE!!!!

You are a bad person. 

NO U
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 05:49:25 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 19, 2010, 05:46:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 05:44:41 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 19, 2010, 05:43:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 05:31:18 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 13, 2009, 05:46:32 AM
BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW RULER, BOXXY!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw

Sometimes people don't believe me when I say that Iason is evil and wrong.

Yeah.

THIS GIRL IS ADORABLE!!!!

You are a bad person. 

NO U

I am a man of SCIENCE!  The regular rules don't apply to me.

And Boxxy seems to be a failed experiment.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Don Coyote on August 19, 2010, 05:49:53 PM
THE EYES!!!!

THE EYES!!!!!


THEY DON'T STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 19, 2010, 05:54:05 PM
I dunno... I think she's kinda cute... If she would STFU for a minute...
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Freeky on August 19, 2010, 05:54:33 PM
She has happy eyes.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Don Coyote on August 19, 2010, 05:56:11 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 19, 2010, 05:54:05 PM
I dunno... I think she's kinda cute... If she would STFU for a minute...

Cock and/or ballgag
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 19, 2010, 05:57:31 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 19, 2010, 05:56:11 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 19, 2010, 05:54:05 PM
I dunno... I think she's kinda cute... If she would STFU for a minute...

Cock and/or ballgag

:lulz: Are you a mind reader? Cuz that's what I was thinking...
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 06:13:23 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 19, 2010, 05:54:33 PM
She has happy manic eyes.

There.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Freeky on August 19, 2010, 06:16:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 06:13:23 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 19, 2010, 05:54:33 PM
She has happy manic eyes.

There.

Better than eyes that don't smile with the rest of her face, or worse, a face that doesn't seem to understand the concept of "LOOK HAPPY" yet makes a grim attempt, thus achieving a kind of rictus you might find on the mortally, painfully amused.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 06:19:54 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 19, 2010, 06:16:59 PM
Better than eyes that don't smile with the rest of her face, or worse, a face that doesn't seem to understand the concept of "LOOK HAPPY" yet makes a grim attempt, thus achieving a kind of rictus you might find on the mortally, painfully amused.

Yeah, she has the genuine smile of a lobotomy recipient.

Still, as you say, it's better than most Americans.  I don't have to like it, though.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Freeky on August 19, 2010, 06:21:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 06:19:54 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 19, 2010, 06:16:59 PM
Better than eyes that don't smile with the rest of her face, or worse, a face that doesn't seem to understand the concept of "LOOK HAPPY" yet makes a grim attempt, thus achieving a kind of rictus you might find on the mortally, painfully amused.

Yeah, she has the genuine smile of a lobotomy recipient.

Still, as you say, it's better than most Americans.  I don't have to like it, though.

Fair enough. :lol:
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 19, 2010, 06:27:43 PM
There is no hope for the future. I will commence building my underground base now.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 19, 2010, 07:58:57 PM
The true appeal of Boxxy has nothing to do with her, but rather the monstrously hilarious reaction she garnered from the greasy 14-17 year old boys of the internet, primarily /b/. Their lead-poisoned and fetally alcohol-damaged brains insisted on displaying massive chest-beating displays of fury and hate for something so undeniably annoying, but at the same time caused a confused and bewildered stirring in their pants which brought the horrifying realization that they might be aroused by something other than a triple-G breasted anime chick.

Needless to say the only thing they could think to do was to attempt to stalk and harass her (since that is /b/'s reaction to basically anything which stirs an emotion other than apathy), an attempt which afaik failed pretty miserably and merely resulted in a slightly older Boxxy posting another video making fun of them.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: The Johnny on August 19, 2010, 09:40:58 PM

BECOSSS COPITALIZM DEMANDZ EEEEEEEEEET

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqmYRz0yidM&feature=related
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Subtract Eight! on August 20, 2010, 04:09:57 AM
seems like a latent discordian to me babes..
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Cramulus on August 20, 2010, 04:04:52 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 19, 2010, 05:56:11 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 19, 2010, 05:54:05 PM
I dunno... I think she's kinda cute... If she would STFU for a minute...

Cock and/or ballgag

she's 16 years old
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: LMNO on August 20, 2010, 04:09:37 PM
Ballgag, then.  For two years, at least.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Cramulus on August 20, 2010, 04:10:42 PM
:fuckmittens:
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 20, 2010, 04:13:06 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 19, 2010, 05:43:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 05:31:18 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 13, 2009, 05:46:32 AM
BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW RULER, BOXXY!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw

Sometimes people don't believe me when I say that Iason is evil and wrong.

Yeah.

THIS GIRL IS ADORABLE!!!!
This song is my ringtone for Dok. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bMLrA_0O5I
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Freeky on August 20, 2010, 04:25:49 PM
That's amazing, and this girl is TOO FUCKING CUTE. Like a puppy. <3
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Cain on August 20, 2010, 04:56:19 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 20, 2010, 04:04:52 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 19, 2010, 05:56:11 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 19, 2010, 05:54:05 PM
I dunno... I think she's kinda cute... If she would STFU for a minute...

Cock and/or ballgag

she's 16 years old

That's actually legal over here.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: AFK on July 03, 2011, 11:27:50 AM
bump
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Cramulus on July 03, 2011, 04:49:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZrYDwLjbtE&feature=player_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/user/bodaciousboxxy#p/a/u/0/FQyK8NbGFGA
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Luna on July 03, 2011, 04:57:12 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 03, 2011, 04:49:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZrYDwLjbtE&feature=player_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/user/bodaciousboxxy#p/a/u/0/FQyK8NbGFGA

If that is the future, shoot me now.  Please.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Bruno on July 03, 2011, 08:58:49 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 20, 2010, 04:04:52 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 19, 2010, 05:56:11 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 19, 2010, 05:54:05 PM
I dunno... I think she's kinda cute... If she would STFU for a minute...

Cock and/or ballgag

she's 16 years old


Really? I thought she was 18+ by now.


HOW LONG BEFORE SHE STOPS MAKING ME FEEL LIKE A DIRTY OLD MAN?!?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Adios on July 03, 2011, 09:00:35 PM
I read the thread title as PHOXY IS THE FUTURE!!  Then I thought, "Boy, are we ever fucked."  :lulz:
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: BadBeast on July 04, 2011, 12:54:36 AM
Cute as a Squirrel's nut.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2HH0AY7G7U&feature=related
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Kai on July 04, 2011, 01:54:08 AM
Boxxy is my anti-drug.
Title: Re: BOXXY IS THE FUTURE!!1!
Post by: Juana on July 04, 2011, 07:51:04 AM
Her speech mannerisms get me a little, but other SHE'S SO CUTE.