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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Eve on January 15, 2009, 08:35:17 PM

Title: Toaster Oven is the New ...Oven.
Post by: Eve on January 15, 2009, 08:35:17 PM
My oven broke. Actually, we just can't unlock that lock thing that you use when you clean the oven.. it's kind of sad. I unfortunately forgot about this and started making a quiche. Luckily, there is TOASTER OVEN.

It's the classy way to cook.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/supertoks/keeesh.jpg)




Suggested meals to be cooked with toaster oven? I think I'm stuck using it until my dad gets home to assess the situation, which isn't for a few days.
Title: Re: Toaster Oven is the New ...Oven.
Post by: Bruno on January 15, 2009, 08:39:36 PM
Quote from: Eve on January 15, 2009, 08:35:17 PM
My oven broke. Actually, we just can't unlock that lock thing that you use when you clean the oven.. it's kind of sad. I unfortunately forgot about this and started making a quiche. Luckily, there is TOASTER OVEN.

It's the classy way to cook.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/supertoks/keeesh.jpg)




Suggested meals to be cooked with toaster oven? I think I'm stuck using it until my dad gets home to assess the situation, which isn't for a few days.

Take some crackers, I recommend whole wheat Premium saltines. Spread peanut butter on them and top with half a marshmallow.

Toast until toasted.
Title: Re: Toaster Oven is the New ...Oven.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 15, 2009, 08:45:10 PM
I've been doing a lot of cooking with my toaster oven. Hot dogs, steak, fish, etc.
Title: Re: Toaster Oven is the New ...Oven.
Post by: Richter on January 15, 2009, 09:18:02 PM
For a moment I thought there was a quiche stuck IN the oven.  After 3 days, what a SMELL! :lulz:

I have seen a toaster make:

Bread (Must be low enough to not burn on the heating elements)
Pizza (turn frequently) (reheat on a toaster pan, or it may catch on fire, referencing the xmas ee fire of '08)
Pork chops
Baked Potatoes
Chicken (in pieces)
Broil Steak
Title: Re: Toaster Oven is the New ...Oven.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 15, 2009, 09:19:38 PM
Steak cooked at like 225 in a toaster oven looks funny, but is DELICIOUS and tender!
Title: Re: Toaster Oven is the New ...Oven.
Post by: Payne on January 15, 2009, 09:23:08 PM
On a side note, I finally located a cheap new oven for myself, after being without for over a month.

FUCKIN' YAY!
Title: Re: Toaster Oven is the New ...Oven.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on January 15, 2009, 09:27:33 PM
We do whole roasts in the toaster oven these days, but ours has a neat convection setting. We have also made pies (fruit and meat) in the toaster oven, whole chickens and just last night, boneless pork rib loin.
Title: Re: Toaster Oven is the New ...Oven.
Post by: AFK on January 15, 2009, 09:28:06 PM
toast
Title: Re: Toaster Oven is the New ...Oven.
Post by: Jenne on January 15, 2009, 11:58:20 PM
Yeah, you can do just about everything you do in a regular oven in the toaster oven...as long as you have the space!  I'm thinking sky's pretty much the limit here, Eve.
Title: Re: Toaster Oven is the New ...Oven.
Post by: Suu on January 16, 2009, 12:07:29 AM
I HAVE TOASTED DEATH SANDWICHES IN THAT TOASTER OVEN!

IT'S LEGENDARY NAO.
Title: Re: Toaster Oven is the New ...Oven.
Post by: Richter on January 16, 2009, 01:37:16 AM
TOASTER IS HOLY RELIC.

Aside:  "Do not put cheese in toaster"  - Note on college toaster. 
(Jeez, you start one or two fires and people get all tightassed.  They never even mentioned the pie...)
Title: Re: Toaster Oven is the New ...Oven.
Post by: Bruno on January 16, 2009, 01:46:36 AM
You have to turn a toaster sideways to toast a grilled cheese sandwich in it, der.

Also works for reheating pizza.
Title: Re: Toaster Oven is the New ...Oven.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 16, 2009, 03:50:27 AM
isn't there a latch release button on your stove??

or try push or pull
Title: Re: Toaster Oven is the New ...Oven.
Post by: Triple Zero on January 16, 2009, 08:16:06 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 15, 2009, 09:28:06 PM
toast
toaster
Title: Re: Toaster Oven is the New ...Oven.
Post by: Payne on January 16, 2009, 12:12:49 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 16, 2009, 08:16:06 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 15, 2009, 09:28:06 PM
toast
toaster
toastiest
Title: Re: Toaster Oven is the New ...Oven.
Post by: AFK on January 16, 2009, 01:22:48 PM
toastiestest
Title: Re: Toaster Oven is the New ...Oven.
Post by: Cain on January 16, 2009, 08:45:42 PM
toastietesticals.
Title: Re: Toaster Oven is the New ...Oven.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on January 16, 2009, 08:50:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 16, 2009, 08:45:42 PM
toastietesticals.

Rocky Mountain Oysters and Welsh Rarebit?
Title: Re: Toaster Oven is the New ...Oven.
Post by: Triple Zero on January 16, 2009, 09:08:18 PM
Quote from: Eve on January 15, 2009, 08:35:17 PMMy oven broke.

would you say it's ... toast?
Title: Re: Toaster Oven is the New ...Oven.
Post by: Eve on January 16, 2009, 09:57:23 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 16, 2009, 09:08:18 PM
Quote from: Eve on January 15, 2009, 08:35:17 PMMy oven broke.

would you say it's ... toast?

:rimshot:
Title: Re: Toaster Oven is the New ...Oven.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 16, 2009, 11:36:22 PM
lol

toasticles
Title: Re: Toaster Oven is the New ...Oven.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 17, 2009, 05:09:58 AM
Eve: assuming your oven is located beneath your stove in a single unit, and that the locking mechanism is located on the top of the oven door and not the sides, you may be able to access the locking mechanism by removing the top of the stove (unplug the burner elements if you have an old-style electric stove) and poking around with a screwdriver or something similar.
Title: Re: Toaster Oven is the New ...Oven.
Post by: AFK on November 16, 2009, 02:38:19 PM
Quote from: R W H N on January 15, 2009, 09:28:06 PM
toast