Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 21, 2009, 12:53:57 AM

Title: Rev Roger, Welcome to the Monkey House, #4: The Beast
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 21, 2009, 12:53:57 AM
So, The Beast is gone.  He and his wheel-chair bound master have become a bad memory.  Nobody will miss them, and they will not be receiving invitations for the lecture circuit.  The Smiler is in, and everything is gonna be GREAT, right?  Right right right?

HAW HAW!  WRONG AGAIN!

Look, why don't you just stop trying think at all?  The SAME problems are still there, and Obama has just as much power to solve these problems as you and I do...which is to say, none whatsoever.  The same relentless slide into the ocean is still happening, and a million screaming morons in Washington won't change that a bit.  It's like saying that the Titanic is saved, because we elected a new captain.

But what of it?  He still has a fatass ride, a limo/tank with inches of armor plate and tear gas launchers.  And who the fuck wouldn't want that?  Hell, I'd cruise Congress Street all day, letting the jackasses know what we REALLY think of them.  Manabu, however, would just run them over...more effective, but not as funny...But he's a White dude from Japan (which means he has half a soul), and the Japanese are nothing if not efficient.  He is not to be trusted, even if he IS serious about having a good time.  And he loves terrorists.

But we'll all be terrorists by this time next year...because if you think the legislative creep concerning the definition of terrorism has stopped just because Obama is in, then you're even dumber than the freaks who voted for the Palin/McCain ticket.  No, nothing has changed, because - even if he wanted to - Obama CAN'T change things.  He may close Gitmo, but that just means the clowns interned there will be moved to other accomodations.  The NSA will still tape Soldiers making racy phone calls to their wives from Iraq, and play them in the office for laughs (Actually happened.  No shit.).

So enjoy the euphoria while it lasts, and then find ways to rationalize it when he hands another $850 Bn to the people who have been fucking us up the ass since the Carter Administration.  When I stop to think about this shit, it makes me want to unscrew your heads and SHIT DOWN YOUR COLLECTIVE NECKS!

Or kill me.
Title: Re: Rev Roger, Welcome to the Monkey House, #4: The Beast
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 21, 2009, 01:50:25 AM
GO ROGER! :mittens:
Title: Re: Rev Roger, Welcome to the Monkey House, #4: The Beast
Post by: Idem on January 21, 2009, 02:13:18 AM
I'm really liking this series of rants, Roger.
Title: Re: Rev Roger, Welcome to the Monkey House, #4: The Beast
Post by: Elder Iptuous on January 21, 2009, 02:15:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 21, 2009, 12:53:57 AM
  The SAME problems are still there, and Obama has just as much power to solve these problems as you and I do...which is to say, none whatsoever. 
but,but,but..... we've been chanting 'yes we can' for the past year! doesn't that mean anything to you?!?
you're obviously just racist.   :wink:

Nice rant, man. 8)
Title: Re: Rev Roger, Welcome to the Monkey House, #4: The Beast
Post by: Pariah on January 21, 2009, 02:39:56 AM
I like it sir!
Title: Re: Rev Roger, Welcome to the Monkey House, #4: The Beast
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 21, 2009, 02:53:00 AM
Quote from: Idem on January 21, 2009, 02:13:18 AM
I'm really liking this series of rants, Roger.

My hate is back.  And it's a truck.
Title: Re: Rev Roger, Welcome to the Monkey House, #4: The Beast
Post by: Kai on January 21, 2009, 05:07:09 AM
Its a dump truck, ready to dump it all down and through the tubes, splattering the internets with diarrhea.

:mittens:
Title: Re: Rev Roger, Welcome to the Monkey House, #4: The Beast
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 21, 2009, 08:42:23 AM
OHFUCK HE SAID THE SMILER! The BEAST!  :x

:mittens:
Title: Re: Rev Roger, Welcome to the Monkey House, #4: The Beast
Post by: Requia ☣ on January 21, 2009, 10:15:24 AM
I refuse to believe these same people weren't fucking us in the ass *before* the Carter administration too.

Maybe some of the younger ones, but only because they hadn't hit puberty yet.
Title: Re: Rev Roger, Welcome to the Monkey House, #4: The Beast
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on January 21, 2009, 03:05:17 PM
This is beautiful!  I'm another fan of the new series Roger!  Excellent!!!

:mittens:
Title: Re: Rev Roger, Welcome to the Monkey House, #4: The Beast
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 21, 2009, 11:42:28 PM
Quote from: Burns on January 21, 2009, 08:42:23 AM
OHFUCK HE SAID THE SMILER! The BEAST!  :x

:mittens:

Life imitates art.
Title: Re: Rev Roger, Welcome to the Monkey House, #4: The Beast
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 23, 2009, 06:45:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 21, 2009, 11:42:28 PM
Quote from: Burns on January 21, 2009, 08:42:23 AM
OHFUCK HE SAID THE SMILER! The BEAST!  :x

:mittens:

Life imitates art.
Oh, believe me, I'm convinced.