Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: bds on January 23, 2009, 01:01:18 PM

Title: Hey you, Hey you...
Post by: bds on January 23, 2009, 01:01:18 PM
...finally you get it;
The world ain't fair, eat you if you let it.


It's funny how long it takes people to understand this. I mean, jesus, how hard can it be? Life. Is. Not. Fucking. Fair. So, how about you stop complaining about every little insignificant thing, hmm? It's not like I care. It's not like he cares either. Yes, him over there, that fella in the suit. And before you ask, nope, she doesn't care either, her over there in the band tee and skinnies. No-one cares.

Because, deep down, we're all selfish creatures really. We're all too wrapped up in our own stupid little un-fair lives to notice you with your stupid little unfair life. That's the way it works. And it's about time you realized that.

You haven't got long, you know. Only a few short years. A few short years to wake up and smell the anaesthetic, to realize that you're on your own, and life is out to get you. It's surprising how fast time will fly, when you're in living hell. And trust me, life will become a living hell.

It already has, for many people. The economy is screwed, unemployment levels are through the roof, crime is up, taxes are going up, no-one has enough money to live for themselves any more.

And it's gunna get worse.

The long slide into chaos has begun. The first steps on the road have been taken, and there ain't no going back for us, oh no. And fuck what you know about chaos, 'cause this isn't the fun and friendly kinda chaos. This is the riots on the streets, the jail breaks and bank robbery's kinda chaos. And have fun finding fnords when you're on your back being raped by a 7 foot body builder, 'cause I sure as hell won't be finding 'em for you.

It looks bad, doesn't it?   
Looks like there's only one thing to be done, doesn't it?

Fuck them all. Yes, you heard me. Fuck your family, and your friends. Fuck your boss. Fuck that guy you just met at the bus stop earlier. Fuck that girl you kinda like. FUCK. THEM. ALL!

So stock up on baseball bats and alcohol, because the strong will survive!




I know this probably isn't the most original rant ever written, but it's my first... :)
Title: Re: Hey you, Hey you...
Post by: Pope Lecherous on January 23, 2009, 01:17:13 PM
Alarmist  :roll:

Nah jk. I like it
Title: Re: Hey you, Hey you...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 23, 2009, 06:56:25 PM
I actually really like it, up until the "fuck 'em all" part. Because, IMO, the family and friends are the only thing that makes any of this shit WORTH holding onto or surviving for.
Title: Re: Hey you, Hey you...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 23, 2009, 07:13:36 PM
looks like you lost your thread a little at the end but overall I liked it and it was definitely good for a first rant.
Title: Re: Hey you, Hey you...
Post by: bds on January 24, 2009, 09:01:20 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 23, 2009, 06:56:25 PM
I actually really like it, up until the "fuck 'em all" part. Because, IMO, the family and friends are the only thing that makes any of this shit WORTH holding onto or surviving for.

Well, thanks.
And yeah, that part seemed to fit in with my mood, lol :)

Quote from: Dirtytime on January 23, 2009, 07:13:36 PM
looks like you lost your thread a little at the end but overall I liked it and it was definitely good for a first rant.

Yuhp, I did.
But thanks.
Title: Re: Hey you, Hey you...
Post by: mcjof on February 12, 2009, 02:29:26 PM
this is a decent rant =p
Title: Re: Hey you, Hey you...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on February 12, 2009, 02:57:43 PM
It's good. 

I have to agree with Nigel.  There will be safety in groups and your family and friends are pretty much all you will have. 

Personally I'm stocking up on shotguns as baseball bats do not take out zombies but otherwise.....

Good Job!!
Title: Re: Hey you, Hey you...
Post by: hooplala on February 12, 2009, 03:49:19 PM
Very good rant.  And true, too, I think.

I'm personally tired of people talking about their rights.  Guess what?  You don't have any. 
Title: Re: Hey you, Hey you...
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 12, 2009, 04:24:51 PM
Agree with Nigel - this rocked, right up to the last 3 lines.

:mittens: anyway. For a fledgeling hatemonger this one shows promise