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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Suu on January 26, 2009, 01:11:23 AM

Title: Chicken Suusala
Post by: Suu on January 26, 2009, 01:11:23 AM
No, this isn't even CLOSE to Chicken Marsala, in fact, I just made it up tonight as an excuse to make some shelf space.

What you will need:

Huge fucking boneless chicken boobs
Olive oil
Minced garlic
Chopped onion (I used a fresh white onion)
Canned mushrooms (Look, don't lecture me on canned goods. I wanted to get rid of them. Next time: baby portabellas.)

And this stuff (oregano, Montreal Chicken Grill Mate, Black Pepper, and Sriracha):

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/100_2322.jpg)

Throw chicken and everything else into a bowl, rub, coat, slather, etc. Then place the chicken onto a broiler pan, and top with the mushroom/onion/garlic mixture, add more oil to the pan. Bake at 350 until done (about a half hour if the chicken is full defrosted)

They should look like this:

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/100_2324.jpg)

But wait...you need your gravy!

Throw some flour, chicken broth, and um, some more Sriracha into that pan with the fond and mix, toss it back into the oven for a couple.

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/100_2323.jpg)

Let's compliment the spicy hearty chicken with a romaine salad and cool ranch dressing...Serve with a delicious oolong tea and light reading...

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/100_2326.jpg)

Title: Re: Chicken Suusala
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 26, 2009, 01:53:45 AM
doesn't look too shabby :)
Title: Re: Chicken Suusala
Post by: Suu on January 26, 2009, 02:05:32 AM
It was surprisingly good...and sinus clearing to boot!
Title: Re: Chicken Suusala
Post by: Richter on January 26, 2009, 02:46:15 AM
 :mrgreen:
Chicken / gravy was win, and went very well with pasta!
Title: Re: Chicken Suusala
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 26, 2009, 04:01:23 AM
Yum! Sounds great.
Title: Re: Chicken Suusala
Post by: Richter on January 26, 2009, 02:40:13 PM
KILL MEE!!

(I'd still eat that stuff again ina  heartbeat though.)
Title: Re: Chicken Suusala
Post by: Suu on January 27, 2009, 02:55:33 PM
THERE'S YOUR FUCKING COLON CLEANSE, MYSPACE!
Title: Re: Chicken Suusala
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 27, 2009, 03:38:00 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 27, 2009, 02:55:33 PM
THERE'S YOUR FUCKING COLON CLEANSE, MYSPACE!

:lulz:
Title: Re: Chicken Suusala
Post by: Suu on January 27, 2009, 06:08:09 PM
Sriracha: The Only Diet Aid You'll Ever Needâ„¢
Title: Re: Chicken Suusala
Post by: Jenne on January 27, 2009, 09:27:27 PM
Gonna have to try this...but with some sour cream on the side for my 8 year old.