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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2004, 07:14:05 AM

Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2004, 07:14:05 AM
Blarg!
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 04, 2004, 07:18:21 AM
::stunned silence::

::tears::

::then claps::

HOOO-RAAAH!

Way to go, Rev!
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: Bella on May 04, 2004, 09:52:55 AM
Whoa.
Roger, you have a gift.

You've outdone yourself this time.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: Anonymous on May 04, 2004, 09:54:17 AM
Here here, reverened!
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: Anonymous on May 04, 2004, 09:55:16 AM
or is it hear hear?Someone should get Plaidie to assasinate grammar..She is so darn quick!
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: illusion on May 04, 2004, 09:55:58 AM
Quote from: Anonymousor is it hear hear?Someone should get Plaidie to assasinate grammar..She is so darn quick!
I thought it was heir heir.

In any case, this is brilliant.

PS: You told me you were going to bed, Bella.
No cookies for you tomorrow.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: Bella on May 04, 2004, 09:57:33 AM
Quote from: illusion
Quote from: Anonymousor is it hear hear?Someone should get Plaidie to assasinate grammar..She is so darn quick!
I thought it was heir heir.

In any case, this is brilliant.

PS: You told me you were going to bed, Bella.
No cookies for you tomorrow.
Yes, mum. :lol:
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 04, 2004, 09:58:39 AM
Bella? Go to bed? But she wants to stay up and play.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: Bella on May 04, 2004, 10:03:25 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCBella? Go to bed? But she wants to stay up and play.
That's right, I do want to.
And she has no business spying on me, anyway.
Makes me cranky :wink:
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2004, 10:20:48 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWhoa.
Roger, you have a gift.

You've outdone yourself this time.

<blush>

Da muse grabbed me.

Or I ate too many habeneros while watching the Nightline special.

Or kill me.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 04, 2004, 10:21:55 AM
Or a combo of all three.

Either way, Bella's right.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2004, 07:49:04 PM
Follow up:

http://www.comcast.net/News/DOMESTIC//XML/1152_Cabinet/11037619-3d01-4f08-9d31-d03a89f786ef.html

Rumsfeld: Prisoner Abuse 'Un-American'  

43 minutes ago  

By ROBERT BURNS, AP Military Writer

WASHINGTON - Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld on Tuesday condemned the abuse of Iraqi prisoners by U.S. soldiers as "totally unacceptable and un-American" and said the Pentagon would take all steps necessary to bring those responsible to justice.

"We're taking and will continue to take whatever steps are necessary to hold accountable those that may have violated the code of military conduct and betrayed the trust placed in them by the American people," Rumsfeld told a news conference.


Gee, Rummy, ya should have thought about that before YOU engaged in some rather un-American shit, eh?  Didn't Jefferson forbid conquest as un-American?  Why, yes, I think he did.

And "betrayed the trust placed in them by the American people"?  Pot/Kettle/Black.  STFU, Donald...nobody wants to hear your bullshit.

Meanwhile, an attorney for a military police officer being investigated in the abuse probe, said on NBC's "Today" show that the photographs of the Iraq prisoners that have inspired widespread revulsion "were obviously staged" in order to manipulate the prisoners into cooperating with intelligence officials.  "They were part of the psychological manipulation of the prisoners being interrogated," said Guy Womack, attorney for Charles A. Graner, Jr., a Greene County, Pa. corrections officer who was activated to the military in March 2003 and served at Abu Ghraib.

"It was being controlled and devised by the military intelligence community and other governmental agencies, including the CIA," Womack said. The soldiers, he said, were simply "following orders."


So was Adolf Eichmann, you simpering twit.  No excuse.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: Trollax on May 05, 2004, 04:22:39 AM
The most disgusting thing is that the military environment by its very nature, encourages people who will do that sort of thing voluntarily, to sign up to it. Reinforces the same type of mental patterns through hazing and the masonic lodge mentality, and runs anyone who stands up against all this shit through the wringer.
You want to talk about getting to those responsible for this? You've got to kick the shit out of about 10,000 people then, maybe more.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2004, 06:24:46 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDThe most disgusting thing is that the military environment by its very nature, encourages people who will do that sort of thing voluntarily, to sign up to it. Reinforces the same type of mental patterns through hazing and the masonic lodge mentality, and runs anyone who stands up against all this shit through the wringer.
You want to talk about getting to those responsible for this? You've got to kick the shit out of about 10,000 people then, maybe more.

Not true.  I was in the infantry for 10 years, and this type of crap would NEVER have been tolerated.

This is a BREAKDOWN in discipline, not a RESULT of discipline.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on May 05, 2004, 06:39:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Not true.  I was in the infantry for 10 years, and this type of crap would NEVER have been tolerated.

This is a BREAKDOWN in discipline, not a RESULT of discipline.

for some reason that conjours up this image...
(http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v93/Balestar/Bob_Soldier.jpg)
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: Bella on May 05, 2004, 06:46:03 AM
Great image, Hotsuma. 8)

I gotta agree with Roger on this one.
My brother was in the marine corps for a long time and he's utterly disgusted about these violations. He called the other day and went off
at length about the lack of discipline and respect for the Geneva Convention, etc.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2004, 06:56:39 AM
Quote from: Hotsuma
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Not true.  I was in the infantry for 10 years, and this type of crap would NEVER have been tolerated.

This is a BREAKDOWN in discipline, not a RESULT of discipline.

for some reason that conjours up this image...
(http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v93/Balestar/Bob_Soldier.jpg)

DAMN!  I knew that would come back to haunt me...
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2004, 06:57:19 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomGreat image, Hotsuma. 8)

I gotta agree with Roger on this one.
My brother was in the marine corps for a long time and he's utterly disgusted about these violations. He called the other day and went off
at length about the lack of discipline and respect for the Geneva Convention, etc.

Has it changed his mind about Bush and the war?
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: Bella on May 05, 2004, 07:04:07 AM
A bit, yes, it has.
Not completely, mind you, but he's much less cabbage-like at the moment.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2004, 07:06:01 AM
Quote from: BellaA bit, yes, it has.
Not completely, mind you, but he's much less cabbage-like at the moment.

Well, at least he's got his eyes open.

Another thing to bring up...naw...I need to say this right.

SERMON TIME.

I'll post a new one in about 1/2 hour or so.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on May 05, 2004, 07:10:02 AM
didn't you end your sermons?
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2004, 07:11:32 AM
Quote from: Hotsumadidn't you end your sermons?

Yeah.  But I'm coming out of retirement for 3 reasons:

1.  Trollax asked me to.

2.  Guido asked me to.

3.  Thing have gotten far, far worse than even *I* predicted.  Who woulda thunk that *I* was an optimist?
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on May 05, 2004, 07:12:58 AM
Roger's Sermons: the Michael Jordan of the "or kill me forum"
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: Guido Finucci on May 05, 2004, 07:17:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerSERMON TIME.

Sweet!
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: Bella on May 05, 2004, 07:18:03 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerSERMON TIME.

Sweet!
Hurray!
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: Anonymous on May 05, 2004, 07:22:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDThe most disgusting thing is that the military environment by its very nature, encourages people who will do that sort of thing voluntarily, to sign up to it. Reinforces the same type of mental patterns through hazing and the masonic lodge mentality, and runs anyone who stands up against all this shit through the wringer.
You want to talk about getting to those responsible for this? You've got to kick the shit out of about 10,000 people then, maybe more.

Not true.  I was in the infantry for 10 years, and this type of crap would NEVER have been tolerated.

This is a BREAKDOWN in discipline, not a RESULT of discipline.

Ok I stand corrected. You'll have to forgive me, I think I left my maddison avenue head on when I left the house this morning. Usually I'm careful to hold the thought that the news is news only because it's bad.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: Guest Trollax on May 05, 2004, 07:23:37 AM
That was me, but the forum's kicked me off and won't let me log in...
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2004, 07:46:11 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerSERMON TIME.

Sweet!
Hurray!

It's up.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2004, 07:46:58 AM
Quote from: HotsumaRoger's Sermons: the Michael Jordan of the "or kill me forum"

<blush>

Rev Roger,
Doesn't have his own line of sporting goods, though.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2004, 07:47:25 AM
Quote from: Anonymous
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDThe most disgusting thing is that the military environment by its very nature, encourages people who will do that sort of thing voluntarily, to sign up to it. Reinforces the same type of mental patterns through hazing and the masonic lodge mentality, and runs anyone who stands up against all this shit through the wringer.
You want to talk about getting to those responsible for this? You've got to kick the shit out of about 10,000 people then, maybe more.

Not true.  I was in the infantry for 10 years, and this type of crap would NEVER have been tolerated.

This is a BREAKDOWN in discipline, not a RESULT of discipline.

Ok I stand corrected. You'll have to forgive me, I think I left my maddison avenue head on when I left the house this morning. Usually I'm careful to hold the thought that the news is news only because it's bad.

Kill your TV.

Or kill me.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: Trollax on May 05, 2004, 08:55:41 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Anonymous
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDThe most disgusting thing is that the military environment by its very nature, encourages people who will do that sort of thing voluntarily, to sign up to it. Reinforces the same type of mental patterns through hazing and the masonic lodge mentality, and runs anyone who stands up against all this shit through the wringer.
You want to talk about getting to those responsible for this? You've got to kick the shit out of about 10,000 people then, maybe more.

Not true.  I was in the infantry for 10 years, and this type of crap would NEVER have been tolerated.

This is a BREAKDOWN in discipline, not a RESULT of discipline.

Ok I stand corrected. You'll have to forgive me, I think I left my maddison avenue head on when I left the house this morning. Usually I'm careful to hold the thought that the news is news only because it's bad.

Kill your TV.

Or kill me.

*Kills his TV*
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2004, 09:12:06 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Anonymous
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDThe most disgusting thing is that the military environment by its very nature, encourages people who will do that sort of thing voluntarily, to sign up to it. Reinforces the same type of mental patterns through hazing and the masonic lodge mentality, and runs anyone who stands up against all this shit through the wringer.
You want to talk about getting to those responsible for this? You've got to kick the shit out of about 10,000 people then, maybe more.

Not true.  I was in the infantry for 10 years, and this type of crap would NEVER have been tolerated.

This is a BREAKDOWN in discipline, not a RESULT of discipline.

Ok I stand corrected. You'll have to forgive me, I think I left my maddison avenue head on when I left the house this morning. Usually I'm careful to hold the thought that the news is news only because it's bad.

Kill your TV.

Or kill me.

*Kills his TV*

For real.  Kill the fucking thing.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: Trollax on May 05, 2004, 09:53:51 AM
No...
I'd prefer to make the international news, live, and give the whole fucking western world a serve about they way we treat different cultures and hide behind a thin veneer of sophisticated concern. Yeah sure. They may be made of carefully chosen words these days, but the pointed hoods and white cloaks are becoming more and more distictive...
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 5.
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 07, 2004, 09:52:41 PM
::Throws TV outside into the trash bin::