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Title: Masterbacon
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on January 29, 2009, 02:58:09 PM

Is it too late for you to enter this, Nigel?

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2009/01/masterbacon_contest_a_real_hea.html

Title: Re: Masterbacon
Post by: rosenstock on January 31, 2009, 05:31:37 AM

:argh!: I thought it was sexual. You failed to deliver.

Title: Re: Masterbacon
Post by: Triple Zero on January 31, 2009, 11:12:45 AM

it's bacon. so, sexual.

anyway, these people's last name is .. Kaos?

they ... couldn't ... possibly be ... related :eek:

Title: Re: Masterbacon
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 31, 2009, 07:46:40 PM

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT:

QuoteKalea Kaos, 6, (left) watches as Masterbacon judge Pete Grillo (from left) gives Kalea a thumbs up for her marshmallows stuffed with bacon.

Klok has a kid?

Title: Re: Masterbacon
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 31, 2009, 07:53:11 PM

So a couple days ago the following conversation was had between my friend and I:

Zach:

Quotethis shit is getting out of hand

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2009/01/masterbacon_contest_a_real_hea.html

bacon is good. we get it.

Me:

QuoteIt's the Cult of Bacon. Every year the bar is raised, and someone has to come up with something even more bacony and ridiculous. This is going to continue until someone dies from it, mark my words.

I am eagerly awaiting the first in a wave of bacon-related deaths.

Also, at pie party, bacon pecan pie.

Title: Re: Masterbacon
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 01, 2009, 01:40:36 AM

Quote from: The Mormons Will Begin Arriving By Bus on January 31, 2009, 07:53:11 PMbacon pecan pie.

I came.

Title: Re: Masterbacon
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 01, 2009, 05:58:40 PM

It was fucking excellent.

Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on January 29, 2009, 02:58:09 PM