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Principia Discordia => Propaganda Depository => Topic started by: Marquis Cablewitch on February 13, 2009, 02:32:14 PM

Title: Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day (Postergasm)
Post by: Marquis Cablewitch on February 13, 2009, 02:32:14 PM
Should have gotten this out sooner really, an amusing postergasm I like to play with most years:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/12329646/Lady-Eris-Demands-Kinky-Sex-Day

Summary:
Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day!
February 13th

Do it with yourself, do it with others, do it with a tulpa or even just do it in your imagination!

Stretch the boundaries of your tastes! Give worship to yourself and Eris by enjoying your body and the bodies of others!

Enjoy Kinky Sex responsibly, condoms and dental dams available almost everywhere. Live to fuck another day.
Title: Re: Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day (Postergasm)
Post by: Phineas T. Poxwattle on February 20, 2009, 04:25:17 PM
ah I just saw this. You gotta give us more warning!

and what's with the No Accordions at the bottom? My girlfriend is a kinky discordian accordion player, so we object!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day (Postergasm)
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on February 20, 2009, 04:26:55 PM
Quote from: Phineas Poxwattle on February 20, 2009, 04:25:17 PM
My girlfriend is a kinky discordian accordion player...

PICS or GTFO!
Title: Re: Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day (Postergasm)
Post by: AFK on February 20, 2009, 04:34:32 PM
[insert joke about squeeze-box]

:lmnuendo:
Title: Re: Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day (Postergasm)
Post by: Fuquad on February 20, 2009, 05:52:24 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 20, 2009, 04:34:32 PM
[insert joke about squeeze-box]

:lmnuendo:

[also "one-man-band" joke]
Title: Re: Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day (Postergasm)
Post by: Phineas T. Poxwattle on February 21, 2009, 10:19:19 PM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/ch1.jpg
Title: Re: Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day (Postergasm)
Post by: Cain on February 21, 2009, 10:32:31 PM
 :lulz:

I didn't actually expect Chloe to have an accordian.
Title: Re: Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day (Postergasm)
Post by: fomenter on February 21, 2009, 10:38:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVmR72PvzHM&feature=related  sqeeze box
Title: Re: Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day (Postergasm)
Post by: Phineas T. Poxwattle on February 21, 2009, 10:39:19 PM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/2172170.jpg squeeze box
Title: Re: Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day (Postergasm)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 21, 2009, 11:42:10 PM
Fapfapfapfapfapfap
Title: Re: Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day (Postergasm)
Post by: Pariah on February 21, 2009, 11:51:15 PM
FRIENDS OF AUTISTIC PEOPLE???
http://www.volunteersolutions.org/vcswfc/org/8856345.html
Title: Re: Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day (Postergasm)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 22, 2009, 01:17:10 AM
Quote from: The Pariah on February 21, 2009, 11:51:15 PM
FRIENDS OF AUTISTIC PEOPLE???
http://www.volunteersolutions.org/vcswfc/org/8856345.html

Holy crap  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day (Postergasm)
Post by: fomenter on February 22, 2009, 01:31:02 AM
Quote from: The Pariah on February 21, 2009, 11:51:15 PM
FRIENDS OF AUTISTIC PEOPLE???
http://www.volunteersolutions.org/vcswfc/org/8856345.html
:fap: :fap: :fap:
Title: Re: Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day (Postergasm)
Post by: Marquis Cablewitch on February 27, 2009, 10:13:19 PM
Quote from: Phineas T. Poxwattle on February 20, 2009, 04:25:17 PM
ah I just saw this. You gotta give us more warning!

and what's with the No Accordions at the bottom? My girlfriend is a kinky discordian accordion player, so we object!  :lulz:

It's the might of the Discordians For No Accordians Cabal.

Although I'll make an exception for your girlfriend eh?  Although I suppose kinky accordian playing is very much in keeping with the spirit of the whole thing.


Sorry about the no warning, it always creeps up on me, but I'll be prepared for next year, and I'll nag you all in plenty of time.
Title: Re: Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day (Postergasm)
Post by: Marquis Cablewitch on February 27, 2009, 10:14:39 PM
Quote from: Phineas T. Poxwattle on February 21, 2009, 10:19:19 PM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/ch1.jpg

Eris be damned that is an awesome dress, where was such a fantastic thing obtained?
Title: Re: Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day (Postergasm)
Post by: Marquis Cablewitch on February 27, 2009, 10:16:04 PM
Quote from: The Pariah on February 21, 2009, 11:51:15 PM
FRIENDS OF AUTISTIC PEOPLE???
http://www.volunteersolutions.org/vcswfc/org/8856345.html

That's genius, I wonder if someones told them?  Or indeed if someone suggested the name fully knowing what it meant and had it adopted anyway.

Life, always stranger around the corner, especially in Fairfield county apparently.
Title: Re: Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day (Postergasm)
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 18, 2009, 01:29:25 AM
Yes, cause autistics totally don't have or want any friends.

Jackass.
Title: Re: Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day (Postergasm)
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 18, 2009, 01:29:52 AM
Quote from: Phineas T. Poxwattle on February 21, 2009, 10:39:19 PM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/2172170.jpg squeeze box

That is exactly how I've always pictured Eris.
Title: Re: Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day (Postergasm)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 18, 2009, 01:39:31 AM
Quote from: Requia on March 18, 2009, 01:29:25 AM
Yes, cause autistics totally don't have or want any friends.

Jackass.

He was referring to this:

Quote from: Nigel on February 21, 2009, 11:42:10 PM
Fapfapfapfapfapfap

Which is MUCH funnier now that I know it's an acronym for Friends of Autistic People

Fap fap fap fap fap!
Title: Re: Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day (Postergasm)
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 18, 2009, 02:06:01 AM
Oh, sorry.   :oops:

Suppose I should read the whole thread.

Also, I quoted the wrong picture, its the dress and blue hair version that looks like Eris.
Title: Re: Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day (Postergasm)
Post by: Miley Spears on July 03, 2009, 05:15:06 AM
This is a great holiday. I can't wait til next year!
Title: Re: Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day (Postergasm)
Post by: LMNO on July 06, 2009, 05:38:38 PM
If you have to wait for someone to tell you to have kinky sex, you're definately doing it wrong.
Title: Re: Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day (Postergasm)
Post by: Requia ☣ on July 06, 2009, 05:40:23 PM
Depends on the type of kinky sex.
Title: Re: Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day (Postergasm)
Post by: Cramulus on July 06, 2009, 05:42:08 PM
Hey, blacks get a whole month. Kinks should at least get a lunchbreak.

Quote from: Requia on July 06, 2009, 05:40:23 PM
Depends on the type of kinky sex.

QFT  :lol:
Title: Re: Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day (Postergasm)
Post by: Miley Spears on July 30, 2009, 09:50:09 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 06, 2009, 05:42:08 PM
Hey, blacks get a whole month. Kinks should at least get a lunchbreak.
lol