Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: lumberjim on February 14, 2009, 03:56:30 AM

Title: The Drunken Rant Thread
Post by: lumberjim on February 14, 2009, 03:56:30 AM
shit balls.
Title: Re: The Drunken Rant Thread
Post by: Akara on February 14, 2009, 04:39:28 AM
Wow, that's really compelling.
Title: Re: The Drunken Rant Thread
Post by: Murmur on February 14, 2009, 07:39:03 AM
A true literary genius, that Jim.
Title: Re: The Drunken Rant Thread
Post by: Akara on February 14, 2009, 07:43:24 AM
Dk finally has some competition!
Title: Re: The Drunken Rant Thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2009, 07:44:43 AM
Quote from: Akara on February 14, 2009, 07:43:24 AM
Dk finally has some competition!

A veritable clash of the titans.
Title: Re: The Drunken Rant Thread
Post by: Akara on February 14, 2009, 07:49:10 AM
they better be careful. the gods did after all kill the titans... but what do I know  :?

I bet DK is the one who at his own children.
Title: Re: The Drunken Rant Thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2009, 07:52:02 AM
Quote from: Akara on February 14, 2009, 07:49:10 AM
they better be careful. the gods did after all kill the titans... but what do I know  :?

I bet DK is the one who at his own children.

Well, they couldn't possibly meet his standards.  There can only be so much genius in the world at one time.
Title: Re: The Drunken Rant Thread
Post by: Akara on February 14, 2009, 08:01:13 AM
I bet when DK was born you could literally hear the sucking taking place from all of the genius being transferred in to him.
Title: Re: The Drunken Rant Thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2009, 08:03:32 AM
Quote from: Akara on February 14, 2009, 08:01:13 AM
I bet when DK was born you could literally hear the sucking taking place from all of the genius being transferred in to him.

That's why God killed Einstein.  He was making room.
Title: Re: The Drunken Rant Thread
Post by: Akara on February 14, 2009, 08:05:21 AM
It's all so clear now!  :eek:
Title: Re: The Drunken Rant Thread
Post by: Pariah on February 14, 2009, 06:53:01 PM
Didn't one of the titan's cut off his balls.
That's DK and Jim's first test. Who will do it! NOBODY KNOWS!
Title: Re: The Drunken Rant Thread
Post by: Kai on February 14, 2009, 10:39:09 PM
Quote from: Jim on February 14, 2009, 03:56:30 AM
shit balls.

You know when they're coming for you. The giant glassine wings will be obvious and trembling in in the distance, sun glistening off the bright chitinous appendages. You know that you don't have long, cause their prismatic eyes don't miss much, especially with eyes that large...

You see, insects once ruled this planet rather openly, a long time ago when the land was barely colonized, and the first mosses and ferns were drifting up out of the saltwater into the bright sun. The insects were king, because they had no one else to compete with. Nothing else dared wander out of the water, they weren't ready yet.

500 million years later the insects with their complex social societies have arrived at an impasse, humans, and indeed vertebrates in general, are in the way of their total domination of the planet. In secrecy and in deep underground colonies they are growing. The insect form is mutable, but has some drawbacks; most arthropods would fail to breath with the size these ones have reached. They have overcome that limitation.

The divine vision of the maya spoke not of a human motivated apocalypse in the year we will call 2012 AD. Rather, they foretold the coming of these anchient kinds, returning from their exile to once again rule to the lands of this planet.

You will not have a second warning.

You can run, but you cannot hide for long.
Title: Re: The Drunken Rant Thread
Post by: Murmur on February 15, 2009, 07:18:32 AM
Kai wins this thread!
Title: Re: The Drunken Rant Thread
Post by: Jasper on February 15, 2009, 07:28:24 AM
That was possibly the most entertaining thing I've ever read of Kai's.
Title: Re: The Drunken Rant Thread
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 15, 2009, 01:33:57 PM
I couldn't help imagining it being read in Vincent Price's voice, like the intro to Alice Cooper's Black Widow  :lulz:
Title: Re: The Drunken Rant Thread
Post by: Kai on February 15, 2009, 06:02:41 PM
The best part: I was actually drunk when I started it.
Title: Re: The Drunken Rant Thread
Post by: Nast on February 15, 2009, 06:41:48 PM
Quote from: Kai on February 14, 2009, 10:39:09 PM
Quote from: Jim on February 14, 2009, 03:56:30 AM
shit balls.

You know when they're coming for you. The giant glassine wings will be obvious and trembling in in the distance, sun glistening off the bright chitinous appendages. You know that you don't have long, cause their prismatic eyes don't miss much, especially with eyes that large...

You see, insects once ruled this planet rather openly, a long time ago when the land was barely colonized, and the first mosses and ferns were drifting up out of the saltwater into the bright sun. The insects were king, because they had no one else to compete with. Nothing else dared wander out of the water, they weren't ready yet.

500 million years later the insects with their complex social societies have arrived at an impasse, humans, and indeed vertebrates in general, are in the way of their total domination of the planet. In secrecy and in deep underground colonies they are growing. The insect form is mutable, but has some drawbacks; most arthropods would fail to breath with the size these ones have reached. They have overcome that limitation.

The divine vision of the maya spoke not of a human motivated apocalypse in the year we will call 2012 AD. Rather, they foretold the coming of these anchient kinds, returning from their exile to once again rule to the lands of this planet.

You will not have a second warning.

You can run, but you cannot hide for long.

:mittens: