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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Rev. Asshat on February 15, 2009, 07:01:42 AM

Title: rancid meat
Post by: Rev. Asshat on February 15, 2009, 07:01:42 AM
Can someone get me a recipe to make rancid meat?
Title: Re: rancid meat
Post by: Jasper on February 15, 2009, 07:02:22 AM
Your mom.
Title: Re: rancid meat
Post by: Bruno on February 15, 2009, 07:34:40 AM
Quote from: Felix on February 15, 2009, 07:02:22 AM
Your mom.


Yes.
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Title: Re: rancid meat
Post by: zutalors on February 16, 2009, 01:06:32 AM
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....marinate it in vinegar?
Title: Re: rancid meat
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 16, 2009, 01:07:55 AM
Quote from: DjFatNuts on February 15, 2009, 07:01:42 AM
Can someone get me a recipe to make rancid meat?

Don't let her douche.
Title: Re: rancid meat
Post by: Jenne on February 16, 2009, 01:10:11 AM
:x
Title: Re: rancid meat
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 16, 2009, 01:15:46 AM
Quote from: Jenne on February 16, 2009, 01:10:11 AM
:x

I blame society.  And the drugs.  And Judas Priest.
Title: Re: rancid meat
Post by: fomenter on February 16, 2009, 01:56:26 AM
i am starting to like this guy, every time i see his threads i read his name as "djfucknut" then i see what he has posted and it all makes sense
Title: Re: rancid meat
Post by: Jenne on February 16, 2009, 03:52:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 16, 2009, 01:15:46 AM
Quote from: Jenne on February 16, 2009, 01:10:11 AM
:x

I blame society.  And the drugs.  And Judas Priest.

Aw, JP had its day back in the day.  Argh, you know what I mean!

Also, I have heard vegans blame it on the meat.  Someone told me it's better "down there" if you go meatless.

So, meatlessness makes less rancid meat.

Totally makes sense, in a strange way...
Title: Re: rancid meat
Post by: Jenne on February 16, 2009, 03:55:20 AM
Quote from: Fomenter on February 16, 2009, 01:56:26 AM
i am starting to like this guy, every time i see his threads i read his name as "djfucknut" then i see what he has posted and it all makes sense

WORD
Title: Re: rancid meat
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 16, 2009, 08:14:05 AM
Quote from: Jenne on February 16, 2009, 03:52:48 AM
Also, I have heard vegans blame it on the meat.  Someone told me it's better "down there" if you go meatless.

So, meatlessness makes less rancid meat.

Totally makes sense, in a strange way...

as much as I otherwise despise the concept of vegetarianism, I can confirm that this is indeed true.
Title: Re: rancid meat
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 17, 2009, 02:29:46 AM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 16, 2009, 08:14:05 AM
Quote from: Jenne on February 16, 2009, 03:52:48 AM
Also, I have heard vegans blame it on the meat.  Someone told me it's better "down there" if you go meatless.

So, meatlessness makes less rancid meat.

Totally makes sense, in a strange way...

as much as I otherwise despise the concept of vegetarianism, I can confirm that this is indeed true.

Fuck that. 

TGRR,
Tongue moves at 3600 cycles/minute.  No taste is involved.
Title: Re: rancid meat
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 17, 2009, 02:38:06 AM
jesus, Roger. I'm trying to get them off, not SAND them.
Title: Re: rancid meat
Post by: zutalors on February 17, 2009, 02:52:37 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 17, 2009, 02:29:46 AM

Fuck that. 

TGRR,
Tongue moves at 3600 cycles/minute.  No taste is involved.

:eek:

whoa.  just whoa.
Title: Re: rancid meat
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 17, 2009, 05:50:26 AM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 17, 2009, 02:38:06 AM
jesus, Roger. I'm trying to get them off, not SAND them.

i laughed and then pooped
Title: Re: rancid meat
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 17, 2009, 06:26:56 PM
 :lulz: This thread is suddenly delightful!