Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: Rev. Asshat on February 15, 2009, 11:41:51 AM

Title: Fire!
Post by: Rev. Asshat on February 15, 2009, 11:41:51 AM
Does Principia Discordia burn well? I do not own a physical copy, and wanted to know.
Title: Re: Fire!
Post by: AFK on February 15, 2009, 11:47:32 AM
Yes, but it requires 5 matches. 
Title: Re: Fire!
Post by: Soul Sojourner on February 15, 2009, 06:39:41 PM
How about four torches and a tank of gasoline?
Title: Re: Fire!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 07:02:44 PM
Quote from: DjFatNuts on February 15, 2009, 11:41:51 AM
Does Principia Discordia burn well? I do not own a physical copy, and wanted to know.

No, it burns poorly.  However, using the following method, you can in fact incinerate it:

1.  Take PEEDEE and 5 bottles of gasoline into the front seat of a car with you.

2.  Drive 23 miles at top speed.

3.  Light a cigarette and pile into a bridge abutment at no less than 80MPH.

4.  Report results here.
Title: Re: Fire!
Post by: Mu on February 16, 2009, 07:53:27 PM
Hmmmm... step 4 is impossible methinks  :lol:

Maybe with the help of some bricks on the accelerator and locked steering it would work?

:)
Title: Re: Fire!
Post by: the last yatto on February 16, 2009, 09:02:51 PM
impossible, na just need to pratice it
Title: Re: Fire!
Post by: Mu on February 16, 2009, 09:05:17 PM
Rather you than me but ok  :lulz:
Title: Re: Fire!
Post by: Cramulus on February 16, 2009, 09:12:38 PM
DON'T BURN THE PEEDY IT'S SACRED YOU FUCK
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:ohnotache:



oh wait, for a sec, I thought this was one of those religions




                                               BURN AWAY
                                                       /
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/forumspecific/yelling_lg.jpg)
Title: Re: Fire!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 18, 2009, 05:55:02 PM
Quote from: Mu on February 16, 2009, 07:53:27 PM
Hmmmm... step 4 is impossible methinks  :lol:

Maybe with the help of some bricks on the accelerator and locked steering it would work?

:)

it's works just fine if you're IN the car.
Title: Re: Fire!
Post by: Mu on February 19, 2009, 04:50:38 PM
But you would be splattered ash all over the windscreen  :| but ok  :)
Title: Re: Fire!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 19, 2009, 05:00:19 PM
Quote from: Mu on February 19, 2009, 04:50:38 PM
But you would be splattered ash all over the windscreen  :| but ok  :)

now you got it
Title: Re: Fire!
Post by: Idiot on March 14, 2009, 11:57:30 AM
I recommend purchasing a few copies just to burn them.

I burned all my books, then my house, then my city, then my state, then my country, then my planet and it was most rewarding.

Next, the universe.
Title: Re: Fire!
Post by: Bob Fossil on March 22, 2009, 09:10:39 AM
Quote from: smokngoat on March 14, 2009, 11:57:30 AM
I recommend purchasing a few copies just to burn them.

I burned all my books, then my house, then my city, then my state, then my country, then my planet and it was most rewarding.

Next, the universe.
:lulz:
Title: Re: Fire!
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 23, 2009, 07:14:19 PM
Quote from: Rev. Asshat on February 15, 2009, 11:41:51 AM
Does Principia Discordia burn well? I do not own a physical copy, and wanted to know.

brings a new meaning to holy fire.
Title: Re: Fire!
Post by: the dreadful hours on March 23, 2009, 07:26:27 PM
flame on
Title: Re: Fire!
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 23, 2009, 07:29:05 PM
Need a light?
                     \
(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/2567/lightsaber7.jpg)
Title: Re: Fire!
Post by: the dreadful hours on March 23, 2009, 07:30:57 PM
cuttind edge technology
Title: Re: Fire!
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 23, 2009, 07:44:55 PM
i offered a chick a light in a restaurant with my light saber. now she can leave through the front and back doors.
Title: Re: Fire!
Post by: Reginald Ret on March 24, 2009, 02:46:56 PM
Quote from: Rev. Asshat on February 15, 2009, 11:41:51 AM
Does Principia Discordia burn well? I do not own a physical copy, and wanted to know.
Your avatar is impressively offensive, yoinked for trolling.
Title: Re: Fire!
Post by: Spork on May 09, 2009, 05:46:44 PM
Thread title potential vastly exceeded thread content.

Fail.
Title: Re: Fire!
Post by: LMNO on May 09, 2009, 07:26:16 PM
Considering that you have now contributed to this thread's content, perhaps a bit of self-reflection is in order.
Title: Re: Fire!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2009, 07:28:33 PM
Quote from: Spork on May 09, 2009, 05:46:44 PM
Thread title potential vastly exceeded thread content.

Fail.

Poster's potential vastly exceeded poster's post content.

Please kill yourself.
Title: Re: Fire!
Post by: Spork on May 10, 2009, 05:36:26 PM
Wow.  Tough room.

I was just making a light post connecting my current avatar and the thread title...

+1 for me for being n00bly-interesting enought to warrant a riff on my post by (you know, when you have "The Great.." already in your title, applying any other complimentary adjectives, no matter how sincere, begins to sound a bit like a Monty Python skit.) The Great (but you already knew that) Reverend Roger.

+5 for me for His TGRR-ness's estimation of my potential!  But, perhaps I am deluding myself.  He may not have meant for me to kill myself either.

Have a nice day!   :)
Title: Re: Fire!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2009, 06:53:40 PM
Quote from: Spork on May 10, 2009, 05:36:26 PM
Wow.  Tough room.

I was just making a light post connecting my current avatar and the thread title...

+1 for me for being n00bly-interesting enought to warrant a riff on my post by (you know, when you have "The Great.." already in your title, applying any other complimentary adjectives, no matter how sincere, begins to sound a bit like a Monty Python skit.) The Great (but you already knew that) Reverend Roger.

+5 for me for His TGRR-ness's estimation of my potential!  But, perhaps I am deluding myself.  He may not have meant for me to kill myself either.

Have a nice day!   :)

No need to be disappointed.  I meant for your to kill yourself.  However, I mean for 90% of everyone to kill themselves.

And there's no point calling me The GREAT until I have a throne made of human skulls...I'd hate to have a title I didn't earn.  Until then, I remain "The Good Reverend", as befits my lower status as a mere man of the cloth.
Title: Re: Fire!
Post by: the last yatto on May 11, 2009, 03:07:33 AM
what a waste of your 23rd post
Title: Re: Fire!
Post by: Cramulus on May 11, 2009, 03:09:49 AM
what a waste of your 1982nd post