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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cramulus on February 17, 2009, 01:51:39 AM

Title: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Cramulus on February 17, 2009, 01:51:39 AM
BUT THEN I SAID

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Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Suu on February 17, 2009, 01:52:11 AM
:mittens:
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 17, 2009, 01:52:33 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 17, 2009, 01:51:39 AM
BUT THEN I SAID

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:lulz:

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...CRAM IS BACK, AND READY TO RUMBLE!

:lulz:
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Cramulus on February 17, 2009, 01:52:48 AM
THIS POST WASN'T GOING TO BE IN 23 POINT FONT GUESS WHAT

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Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Thurnez Isa on February 17, 2009, 01:53:19 AM
 :argh!:

FUCK YOU CRAM


and welcome back
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Cramulus on February 17, 2009, 01:55:49 AM
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Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Suu on February 17, 2009, 01:57:35 AM
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Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Cramulus on February 17, 2009, 02:00:25 AM
I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULDN'T MAKE 10,000 FUCKING POSTS

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Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Jenne on February 17, 2009, 02:02:22 AM
:lulz:  Just...3...more...to...go...:lulz:
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 17, 2009, 02:02:41 AM
:lulz:  Can't breathe...   :lulz:
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Thurnez Isa on February 17, 2009, 02:03:21 AM
DON'T DO IT CRAM

YOU'LL LOSE EVERYTHING YOU GOT LEFT!!!!!
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 17, 2009, 02:09:34 AM
This is officially

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the best thread in Apple Talk.

Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Pariah on February 17, 2009, 02:15:09 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Apple Talk is the most sacred place in the entire internet.
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Iason Ouabache on February 17, 2009, 02:21:24 AM
 :lulz: 
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Cramulus on February 17, 2009, 02:25:43 AM
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Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Jasper on February 17, 2009, 02:26:57 AM
Holy shit oh god damn :lulz:
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Pariah on February 17, 2009, 02:27:51 AM
2 more
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Cramulus on February 17, 2009, 02:34:15 AM
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Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Pariah on February 17, 2009, 02:35:39 AM
I expect something spectacular for 10,000
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Thurnez Isa on February 17, 2009, 02:36:29 AM
this thread it so epic it sinks dk's thread in liquid shit and stained toilet paper
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Iason Ouabache on February 17, 2009, 02:39:57 AM
Wait for it...
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Suu on February 17, 2009, 02:40:36 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 17, 2009, 02:36:29 AM
this thread it so epic it sinks dk's thread in liquid shit and stained toilet paper

Tell us how you really feel, Thorny.
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Pariah on February 17, 2009, 02:41:08 AM
The anticipation is killing me
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 17, 2009, 02:41:35 AM
It's coming...I can feel it in my holy man testicles.
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Cramulus on February 17, 2009, 02:42:27 AM
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omg wtf, right?


in a strange and sad concordance, my post count is now 10,000 and my time logged in is

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:cramstipated:



<insert thank you speech>


edit to add: okay, time to go log a little time in meatspace. With my 3D girlfriend.  :lulz:
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Thurnez Isa on February 17, 2009, 02:46:55 AM
HERE CRAM A PARTY FOR U!


:fursecution: :sotw: :love: :ronpaul: :ronpaul: :tgrr: :tgrr: :tgrr: :vom: :cheers: :cheers:
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Pariah on February 17, 2009, 02:48:09 AM
 :golfclap:
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 17, 2009, 02:48:26 AM
holy fuckshit, this thread made me laugh until tears squirted out the corners.
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Thurnez Isa on February 17, 2009, 02:49:18 AM
Quote from: Suu on February 17, 2009, 02:40:36 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on February 17, 2009, 02:36:29 AM
this thread it so epic it sinks dk's thread in liquid shit and stained toilet paper

Tell us how you really feel, Thorny.

:argh!:
suu



actually pretty good... got a lot done today and I have a whole cheeseball for myself
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 17, 2009, 02:56:11 AM
I shat myself.

SHAT MYSELF!
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Rumckle on February 17, 2009, 02:57:17 AM
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Brilliant!
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Raphaella on February 17, 2009, 03:20:56 AM
 :bacon: I'm not sure what emotion this bacon is supposed to convey, but what the fuck... it's apple talk.

Great Job Cram!!
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 17, 2009, 03:34:49 AM
INSTANT CLASSIC
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Rev. Asshat on February 17, 2009, 04:27:13 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on February 17, 2009, 02:57:17 AM
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Brilliant!

Pic saved
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Triple Zero on February 18, 2009, 04:16:57 AM
BUMP FOR EPIC + CONGRATS CRAM + DRUNK + THE PREVIOUS BEERF WAS FOR YORU CELEBRAWET
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Kai on February 18, 2009, 04:54:16 AM
this is awesome  :fap:  :lulz:
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Ari on February 18, 2009, 05:45:24 PM
[size=10000pt]Spagtacular![/size]
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: LMNO on February 18, 2009, 05:53:02 PM
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Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Lies on February 18, 2009, 05:55:13 PM
Yeah yeah, you're fucking awesome cram.
Stop braggin.
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: AFK on February 18, 2009, 05:58:20 PM
Welcome to the Ten Thousandaires club. 
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on February 18, 2009, 06:28:34 PM
Congrats Cram and welcome back!!

Did they give you "the key"?
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 18, 2009, 09:40:05 PM
Spamming mothefucker. Signs up a year after me an beats me to 10k


CRAM YUO DAMULUS  :argh!:
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Iason Ouabache on February 18, 2009, 10:02:59 PM
I WASN'T GONNA POST IN THIS THREAD, BUT THEN I GOT HIGH!
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Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Sheered Völva on February 19, 2009, 09:54:14 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 17, 2009, 02:42:27 AM

in a strange and sad concordance, my post count is now 10,000 and my time logged in is

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/crammydays_100days.jpg)

<insert thank you speech>


edit to add: okay, time to go log a little time in meatspace. With my 3D girlfriend.  :lulz: (Partial Quote)


I just noticed you posted 10,000 times, and was going to point it out.  Looks like you already knew that.  Congrats and stuff.

But I was thinking, 10000/100 = 100.  In those 100 days you posted, you posted an average of 100 posts per day?

With all due respect to a great Discordian, good idea spending time with your 3D girlfriend.

EDIT: I just figured mine out. I've posted an average of 129 posts for every 24 hours I've been logged in. I need to find myself something in 3D.
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Iason Ouabache on February 19, 2009, 10:56:04 PM
Why break out the calculator when you could just look at your profile where it says that you've made 2.938 post per day.
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Template on February 20, 2009, 12:31:45 AM
Quote from: Iason Asshat on February 19, 2009, 10:56:04 PM
Why break out the calculator when you could just look at your profile where it says that you've made 2.938 post per day.

Posts per day is posts per day since sign-up.  Posts per hour logged in imply response density--how often one responds when logged in, not accounting for time not logged in.
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Sheered Völva on February 21, 2009, 03:02:02 AM
Quote from: yhnmzw on February 20, 2009, 12:31:45 AM
Quote from: Iason Asshat on February 19, 2009, 10:56:04 PM
Why break out the calculator when you could just look at your profile where it says that you've made 2.938 post per day.

Posts per day is posts per day since sign-up.  Posts per hour logged in imply response density--how often one responds when logged in, not accounting for time not logged in.

What you said.  That's why. :)
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Requia ☣ on February 21, 2009, 03:09:22 AM
Quote from: yhnmzw on February 20, 2009, 12:31:45 AM
Quote from: Iason Asshat on February 19, 2009, 10:56:04 PM
Why break out the calculator when you could just look at your profile where it says that you've made 2.938 post per day.

Posts per day is posts per day since sign-up.  Posts per hour logged in imply response density--how often one responds when logged in, not accounting for time not logged in.

A lot of us are logged in 24/7 though.
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Vene on February 21, 2009, 03:49:55 AM
Quote from: KC on February 21, 2009, 03:09:22 AM
Quote from: yhnmzw on February 20, 2009, 12:31:45 AM
Quote from: Iason Asshat on February 19, 2009, 10:56:04 PM
Why break out the calculator when you could just look at your profile where it says that you've made 2.938 post per day.

Posts per day is posts per day since sign-up.  Posts per hour logged in imply response density--how often one responds when logged in, not accounting for time not logged in.

A lot of us are logged in 24/7 though.
I think that unless PD is actually on the browser all day that it doesn't count.  I never log out, but it says I've only been logged in for 29 days.  But, for all I know, you do have the forums up on whatever browser you use 24/7.
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 21, 2009, 03:55:51 AM
PD.com "Recent Unread Topics" is my homepage.

I always, always have it open in a tab when I have my browser open.




I have a problem. :sad:
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Jasper on February 21, 2009, 04:33:45 AM
Quote from: Cainad on February 21, 2009, 03:55:51 AM
PD.com "Recent Unread Topics" is my homepage.

I always, always have it open in a tab when I have my browser open.




I have a problem. :sad:

That's how I rolled for a while, but I never got a damn thing done.
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Rumckle on February 28, 2009, 12:30:56 AM
I was just thinking of this and realised, that according to the time spent logged in I've spent 0.14% of my life on PD.com

what the hell!?
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Vene on February 28, 2009, 12:57:45 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on February 28, 2009, 12:30:56 AM
I was just thinking of this and realised, that according to the time spent logged in I've spent 0.14% of my life on PD.com

what the hell!?
I've spent .39% of my life on this damn site.
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Kai on February 28, 2009, 01:29:45 AM
I never read all the threads anymore. Theres just not enough time.

I'd rather spend time looking for interesting stuff to post and start conversations than read thread backlogs, usually.
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: the last yatto on February 28, 2009, 03:33:08 AM
besides shit floats
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: LMNO on February 28, 2009, 03:37:23 AM
Quote from: Kai on February 28, 2009, 01:29:45 AM
I never read all the threads anymore. Theres just not enough time.

I'd rather spend time looking for interesting stuff to post and start conversations than read thread backlogs, usually.

I hear you. But I have much less important things to do than you.
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Triple Zero on March 01, 2009, 12:18:15 AM
for to do that, i should use the "unread posts / replies" feature right?

and then check Or Kill Me for Roger's latest rant, and the other places for threads with interesting titles.

which shows once more how important it is to pick an interesting title.

except that if everyone does it it won't help anymore.

so basically people should pass eachother links "hey check this"
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 01, 2009, 03:00:03 AM
I click "unread messages"

middle-click about seven of them, starting from the bottom of the page

Read, close, read, close, read, close, read, close, read, close, read, close, read, close

click the refresh button, repeat

reply to maybe every sixth thread

Repeat until there are no more new ones.

Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Cramulus on September 01, 2009, 03:34:03 PM
I WASN'T GOING TO BUMP THIS FREAD


BUT

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Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: bds on September 01, 2009, 03:44:24 PM
:mittens::hi5::lulz:

WE NEED REMINDING OF THE LULZ!
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Richter on September 01, 2009, 04:03:26 PM
Thanks, Cram, I needed this shit today.  :lulz:
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: AFK on September 01, 2009, 04:44:37 PM
Isn't Felix overdue for his quarterly, short-term return? 
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: -Kel- on September 02, 2009, 01:45:04 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:  :mittens: :mittens:
Title: Re: I WASN'T GOING TO POST THIS THREAD
Post by: Cramulus on February 13, 2012, 03:51:53 PM
:apple: