Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Pariah on February 22, 2009, 10:07:49 PM

Title: Sink or Swim
Post by: Pariah on February 22, 2009, 10:07:49 PM
Sink or swim

Our two options according to nearly everyone. You either Sink or swim. Do you want to be like that dirty hobo? Of course not. Do you want to be that charming businessman with the caustic grin, trophy wife and 2.5 kids. OF COURSE! My question. Is why do I have to do either. Why can't I float. Or frolic in the water. Why can't I live on a shack on the beach swim and sleep. Why can't a climb a mountain with out fame or glory. Why do I have to take part in their sick game. What kind of sick fuck traps a bunch of people in a tank full of water and tell them to sink or swim anyways.

Not only that, they quietly tell you  "this is your grand opportunity, the American Dream. Anyone can swim if they want to. Anyone can rise to the top" all while slipping  on hereditary life jackets to the ones they want to succeed and rocks to the ones they don't. It's a joke. They don't even conceal their laughter. This is your freedom? Be impoverished or have your soul taken. Fuck swimming anyways, I'm hydrophobic.

[Edited for spelling]
Title: Re: Sink or Swim
Post by: Aufenthatt on February 22, 2009, 10:26:44 PM
Its all pretty shallow anyway
Title: Re: Sink or Swim
Post by: Aufenthatt on February 22, 2009, 10:51:45 PM
Chillin, taking life slow, house by the beach

(http://img6.travelblog.org/Photos/9636/266136/t/2200133-Jay-Chillin-on-the-Beach-0.jpg)

Chillin, taking life slow untill 37, living in basement
(http://www.coattails.org/bio/josh.jpg)
Title: Re: Sink or Swim
Post by: fomenter on February 22, 2009, 11:26:29 PM
good first rant  :D
Title: Re: Sink or Swim
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 22, 2009, 11:29:28 PM
The fail has been extracted.
Title: Re: Sink or Swim
Post by: fomenter on February 22, 2009, 11:31:39 PM
 it was attracting flies
Title: Re: Sink or Swim
Post by: Pariah on February 22, 2009, 11:48:20 PM
What was the fail anyways?
Title: Re: Sink or Swim
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 22, 2009, 11:51:44 PM
Quote from: The Pariah on February 22, 2009, 11:48:20 PM
What was the fail anyways?

DK, taking your rant personally.  We have removed it in a lead box, and put it where future generations will be able to appreciate it.
Title: Re: Sink or Swim
Post by: Pariah on February 23, 2009, 01:34:20 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Sink or Swim
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 23, 2009, 01:56:47 AM
Quote from: lumberjim on February 23, 2009, 01:51:58 AM

"Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get."
-brother Dave Gardner

that's my buddy zippyt's sig line.  dude lives it.



I'm more like:

"Success is getting what you want. Happiness is beating the shit out of bankers on the street corner."
Title: Re: Sink or Swim
Post by: Pariah on February 23, 2009, 02:22:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 23, 2009, 01:56:47 AM
Happiness is beating the shit out of bankers on the street corner."

For me it leaving all the shit behind. But when fuckers take that stuff away from me then its time for a beating.

Title: Re: Sink or Swim
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on February 23, 2009, 03:42:34 AM
 :fap: :fap:
Title: Re: Sink or Swim
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 24, 2009, 12:30:19 AM
Cleaned (again).

Bump to bring it back where it belongs.
Title: Re: Sink or Swim
Post by: Pariah on February 24, 2009, 03:55:19 AM
Mmk
Title: Re: Sink or Swim
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 24, 2009, 03:57:40 AM
Quote from: The Pariah on February 24, 2009, 03:55:19 AM
Mmk

???
Title: Re: Sink or Swim
Post by: Pariah on February 24, 2009, 05:20:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 24, 2009, 03:57:40 AM
Quote from: The Pariah on February 24, 2009, 03:55:19 AM
Mmk

???

Meaning "Okay"