I am announcing my intention to publish an Intermittens issue based on metaphors, at least one article (depending on how much material I get) on BIP alternate metaphors, and any other tortured phrases people want to write a piece about.
Ohhh I'm good with metaphors, I will come up with some shit!
If you would like to create an account at intermittens.org, I'll set you up as an editor and make a new category for the issue :)
Feel free to yoink my GLP and culture-OS pataphors. Plus any other ones that I may throw out.
Some marginalia:
A metaphor is like a simile.
That simile was a metaphor for all similes
and this simile is a metaphor