Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2004, 07:17:53 AM

Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 6
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2004, 07:17:53 AM
Blarg!
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 6
Post by: Guido Finucci on May 13, 2004, 07:33:20 AM
More! More! More! I wanna see the stupid, petty people become enlightened!

Sounds like you have a cool job Rev. Shame about the schmucks in the general vicinity.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 6
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2004, 07:37:44 AM
Quote from: Guido FinucciMore! More! More! I wanna see the stupid, petty people become enlightened!

Sounds like you have a cool job Rev. Shame about the schmucks in the general vicinity.

There isn't any enlightenment in this tale.

Just shame, failure, and degradation.

I'll finish the rest of the horrible story later.  The story is still unfolding...and I have a pregnant 18 year old kid crying herself to sleep in my guest room.

I live in hell.  WHY do I allow myself to get sucked into this type of hideous shit?
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 6
Post by: Bella on May 13, 2004, 07:38:48 AM
Quote from: Guido FinucciMore! More! More! I wanna see the stupid, petty people become enlightened!

Sounds like you have a cool job Rev. Shame about the schmucks in the general vicinity.
Me too. I want more.......

And I want to see Susan be the stonee and Bud get electrocuted again.
Poor little Cheryl.  :(

I know why they come to you for advice, Roger.
You're the only person there with a modicum of common sense and their little pea brains instinctively know it.

PS: You took Cheryl home? How very kind of you.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 6
Post by: Guido Finucci on May 13, 2004, 07:41:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger...and I have a pregnant 18 year old kid crying herself to sleep in my guest room.

Biggest arsehole in the place? I think not, Kemosabe. You're the kind of big softie who comforts an 18 year old with nowhere else to turn. Kudos.

Give Bud one from me...
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 6
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2004, 07:43:14 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

I know why they come to you for advice, Roger.
You're the only person there with a modicum of common sense and their little pea brains instinctively know it.

PS: You took Cheryl home? How very kind of you.

1.  In the land of the swine, the one-eyed pig is king.

2.  Cripes.  Tell me about it.  That whole sorry situation will be addressed in the next installment...I want to see how this plays out tomorrow, before I continue.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 6
Post by: Guido Finucci on May 13, 2004, 07:45:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI live in hell.  WHY do I allow myself to get sucked into this type of hideous shit?

Could it be because you are actually a human being? For better or worse.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 6
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2004, 07:45:19 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger...and I have a pregnant 18 year old kid crying herself to sleep in my guest room.

Biggest arsehole in the place? I think not, Kemosabe. You're the kind of big softie who comforts an 18 year old with nowhere else to turn. Kudos.

Give Bud one from me...

Big softie?  Heh.  Just because I have a soul (it's very small, but I DO have one) doesn't qualify me as a softie.

Bud has suffered, and will continue to suffer.  I'll do something particularly nasty in your honor.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 6
Post by: Guido Finucci on May 13, 2004, 07:46:09 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI'll do something particularly nasty in your honor.

::bow:: I am in your debt.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 6
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2004, 07:46:12 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI live in hell.  WHY do I allow myself to get sucked into this type of hideous shit?

Could it be because you are actually a human being? For better or worse.

Kindly do not associate me with that wretched species of liars, fools, and thieves.

TIA.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 6
Post by: Guido Finucci on May 13, 2004, 07:48:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerKindly do not associate me with that wretched species of liars, fools, and thieves.

Better liars, fools and thieves than the guileless, the stupid and the thugs.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 6
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2004, 07:51:37 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerKindly do not associate me with that wretched species of liars, fools, and thieves.

Better liars, fools and thieves than the guileless, the stupid and the thugs.

Them, too.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 6
Post by: Lord Trout on May 13, 2004, 11:34:48 AM
These co-workers of yours sound familiar. Sad to say I've known folks like this in the past, but (thankfully) no longer have to suffer their company...
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 6
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 13, 2004, 11:43:38 AM
Quote from: SheckyThese co-workers of yours sound familiar. Sad to say .

That is because people are swine, from coast to coast.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 6
Post by: gnimbley on May 13, 2004, 01:44:22 PM
This may be the reason I am currently self employed as a rock inspector. No fellow employees.

My condolences, Reverend. I am less woried about you today. More worried about the other occupants of the ecology you inhabit, gratified that you can improvise as quickly as you can, happy that you have a soul tiny though it may be, and apologetic about that crack I made about you and chipmunks earlier.

Unfortunately, I can offer no salient advice at present. What does one advise a pregnant eighteen year old?
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 6
Post by: Efrim on May 13, 2004, 01:48:59 PM
What an interesting place we both inhabit (well, when I'm not buming around Europe). Mindnumbing, to be certain, but the abscence of logical thought does provide the opporutunity for bizarre and interesting storys to unfold. Poor girl, I feel quite bad for her. Despite the fact that she has "no brains" I'm sure you'll have her reading Cicero and Robert Anton Wilson within days if she's stuck in your guest room. I don't believe I'll be able to post for the next few days, I'm in the Cinque Terre in Italy. Very few computers out here.  However I should be back sometime soon with my own series of rants titled something along the lines of "Tips for the Traveling Discordian". Take care of yourself and that little girl who has fallen into your care and try not to mess up your job....office dramatics get very very messy to a point much worse then a guest in your house. ByeBye for now.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 6
Post by: DJRubberducky on May 13, 2004, 03:10:23 PM
Oh goodness, I'm reminded of a comic strip plot.

I do hope things turn out well for you.  I also hope Cheryl will terminate the pregnancy, since there's no chance in hell of getting any support from the sperm donor and I think I wouldn't want her to get whatever he considers "support" anyway.  But mostly I hope things turn out well for you.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 6
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 14, 2004, 06:13:58 AM
Quote from: EfrimI'm sure you'll have her reading Cicero and Robert Anton Wilson within days if she's stuck in your guest room.

Beat you to it.  Details in part 7.
Title: Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 6
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 14, 2004, 06:14:37 AM
Quote from: DJRubberduckyOh goodness, I'm reminded of a comic strip plot.

I do hope things turn out well for you.  I also hope Cheryl will terminate the pregnancy, since there's no chance in hell of getting any support from the sperm donor and I think I wouldn't want her to get whatever he considers "support" anyway.  But mostly I hope things turn out well for you.

I don't think Cheryl has thought that far ahead yet.  Give her time.