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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Iason Ouabache on March 01, 2009, 06:35:04 AM

Title: Crocoduck Fossil Found in Peru
Post by: Iason Ouabache on March 01, 2009, 06:35:04 AM
http://chaoskeptic.blogspot.com/2009/03/crocoduck-fossil-discovered-in-peru.html

I'm sure many of you have seen the footage of bone-headed Creationist Kirk Cameron on the O'RLY Show saying that if evolution was true we'd find a crocoduck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az8k0uzQ6sA) in the fossil record. Since we haven't found a crocoduck, that means that God wins. Well, it appears that Mr. Cameron will now have to eat his words:

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/L/LT_PERU_FOSSIL?SITE=FLROC

QuoteThe unusually intact fossilized skull of a giant, bony-toothed seabird that lived up to 10 million years ago was found on Peru's arid southern coast, researchers said Friday.

The fossil is the best-preserved cranium ever found of a pelagornithid, a family of large seabirds believed to have gone extinct some 3 million years ago, said Rodolfo Salas, head of vertebrate paleontology at Peru's National History Museum...

With fossils discovered in North America, North Africa and even Antarctica, Kepska said, the birds were ubiquitous only a few million years before humans evolved and scientists puzzle over why they died out. Some believe they are related to gannets and pelicans, while other say they are related to ducks.

I can't wait to hear what his reaction to this story will be.
Title: Re: Crocoduck Fossil Found in Peru
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 01, 2009, 09:04:54 AM
That's almost like a fucking masterful joke by Cameron's god.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Crocoduck Fossil Found in Peru
Post by: Cain on March 01, 2009, 02:23:16 PM
I'm pretty sure I ate something like that in the soup once...
Title: Re: Crocoduck Fossil Found in Peru
Post by: Vene on March 01, 2009, 04:51:28 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 01, 2009, 06:35:04 AM
I can't wait to hear what his reaction to this story will be.
Same here, I eagerly await some lulz, maybe even a little bit of horrormirth if we're lucky.
Title: Re: Crocoduck Fossil Found in Peru
Post by: Kai on March 01, 2009, 11:49:06 PM
This is PERFECT.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Crocoduck Fossil Found in Peru
Post by: Template on March 02, 2009, 08:00:49 AM
The fossil record is the devil's nefarious fabrication, anyways.

Someone should cook up a "concerned" e-mail and send it, but that's my prediction.
Title: Re: Crocoduck Fossil Found in Peru
Post by: Kai on March 02, 2009, 08:25:07 PM
QuoteIf then the geological record be as imperfect as I believe it to be, and it may at least be asserted that the record cannot be proved to be much more perfect, the main objections to the theory of natural selection are greatly diminished or disappear. On the other hand, all the chief laws of paleontology plainly proclaim, as it seems to me, that species have been produced by ordinary generation; old forms having been supplanted by new and improved forms of life, produced by the laws of variation still acting round us, and preserved by Natural Selection.
Title: Re: Crocoduck Fossil Found in Peru
Post by: Template on March 02, 2009, 11:58:26 PM
Quote from: Kai on March 02, 2009, 08:25:07 PM
QuoteIf then the geological record be as imperfect as I believe it to be, and it may at least be asserted that the record cannot be proved to be much more perfect, the main objections to the theory of natural selection are greatly diminished or disappear. On the other hand, all the chief laws of paleontology plainly proclaim, as it seems to me, that species have been produced by ordinary generation; old forms having been supplanted by new and improved forms of life, produced by the laws of variation still acting round us, and preserved by Natural Selection.

Sweet quote.  Who do you hope to persuade with good ideas?  Smart people?
Title: Re: Crocoduck Fossil Found in Peru
Post by: Kai on March 03, 2009, 12:15:41 AM
Quote from: yhnmzw on March 02, 2009, 11:58:26 PM
Quote from: Kai on March 02, 2009, 08:25:07 PM
QuoteIf then the geological record be as imperfect as I believe it to be, and it may at least be asserted that the record cannot be proved to be much more perfect, the main objections to the theory of natural selection are greatly diminished or disappear. On the other hand, all the chief laws of paleontology plainly proclaim, as it seems to me, that species have been produced by ordinary generation; old forms having been supplanted by new and improved forms of life, produced by the laws of variation still acting round us, and preserved by Natural Selection.

Sweet quote.  Who do you hope to persuade with good ideas?  Smart people?

Darwin wrote that, more than 150 years ago.
Title: Re: Crocoduck Fossil Found in Peru
Post by: Template on March 03, 2009, 03:50:11 AM
Quote from: Kai on March 03, 2009, 12:15:41 AM
Quote from: yhnmzw on March 02, 2009, 11:58:26 PM
Quote from: Kai on March 02, 2009, 08:25:07 PM
QuoteIf then the geological record be as imperfect as I believe it to be, and it may at least be asserted that the record cannot be proved to be much more perfect, the main objections to the theory of natural selection are greatly diminished or disappear. On the other hand, all the chief laws of paleontology plainly proclaim, as it seems to me, that species have been produced by ordinary generation; old forms having been supplanted by new and improved forms of life, produced by the laws of variation still acting round us, and preserved by Natural Selection.

Sweet quote.  Who do you hope to persuade with good ideas?  Smart people?

Darwin wrote that, more than 150 years ago.

I knew Darwin wrote it. (90% confident, at least)  For some reason, I thought it was a reply to my post.
Title: Re: Crocoduck Fossil Found in Peru
Post by: Kai on March 03, 2009, 01:16:15 PM
You said something about the fossil record. I was thinking about Darwin's chapter in On the Origin about the Geologic Record. Therefore, quote got posted.


Heh, 90% confident. With a significance level of 0.1?
Title: Re: Crocoduck Fossil Found in Peru
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 03, 2009, 02:27:32 PM
Listen through out the fossil record you don't find that transitional fossil...  The Crocoduckfrog..
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Title: Re: Crocoduck Fossil Found in Peru
Post by: fomenter on March 03, 2009, 02:45:50 PM
the crocoduck is the perfect food it fits easily in the human hand and is delicious and filled with nutrients
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Title: Re: Crocoduck Fossil Found in Peru
Post by: LMNO on March 03, 2009, 02:50:32 PM

The crocoduck was created by God to fuck with archeologists.
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Title: Re: Crocoduck Fossil Found in Peru
Post by: Kai on March 03, 2009, 02:51:31 PM
 :lulz:

Fundamentalism is line shifting. Science shows you're an idiot? Shift the lines a little. No one likes your bigotry anymore? Shift the lines a little. Still hate fags but don't want to give up mixed fibers? Shift the lines a little. Apocalypse didn't come when you predicted? Shift the lines a little.
Title: Re: Crocoduck Fossil Found in Peru
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on March 03, 2009, 02:55:57 PM
OK, so you've found a crocoduck, but where's the missing link between crocodiles and crocoducks, and where's the missing link between crocoducks and ducks?  Where are the croco-crocoducks and the crocoduck-ducks?
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Title: Re: Crocoduck Fossil Found in Peru
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 03, 2009, 02:59:19 PM
Quote from: fomenter on March 03, 2009, 02:45:50 PM
the crocoduck is the perfect food it fits easily in the human hand and is delicious and filled with nutrients
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(http://carlosserrano.blogdiario.com/img/kirk4.jpg)

:spittake:

Title: Re: Crocoduck Fossil Found in Peru
Post by: fomenter on March 03, 2009, 03:06:04 PM
when you open a jar of crocoduck butter no new life forms spring out at you, only god creates life, open any jar of crocoduck butter to see proof of that
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Title: Re: Crocoduck Fossil Found in Peru
Post by: OPTIMUS PINECONE on March 07, 2009, 05:29:56 AM
     Hilde, Jan and I are learning about the crock-o-duck right now on 'Ren and Stimpy'!