Blarg!
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI may be an asshole, but I like to think I have a sense of justice, of fairness.
You may also be a decent man screaming at arseholes with every fibre of your being. Don't think of it as running a home for wayward girls think of it as offering that hand up out of the mud that no one else in that sense-forsaken town could.
I'm looking forward to more.
Quote from: Guido FinucciQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerI may be an asshole, but I like to think I have a sense of justice, of fairness.
You may also be a decent man screaming at arseholes with every fibre of your being. Don't think of it as running a home for wayward girls think of it as offering that hand up out of the mud that no one else in that sense-forsaken town could.
I'm looking forward to more.
1. I was speaking facetiously. NOW do you see why I smite?
2. There'll be more. Count on it.
You're going to have to give me some hints and tips in the nastiness department.
Here's to hoping Cheryl can become a self-made human being.
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDYou're going to have to give me some hints and tips in the nastiness department.
Here's to hoping Cheryl can become a self-made human being.
1. Sure. What did you have in mind?
2. We'll see.
Quote from: Guido FinucciQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerI may be an asshole, but I like to think I have a sense of justice, of fairness.
You may also be a decent man screaming at arseholes with every fibre of your being. Don't think of it as running a home for wayward girls think of it as offering that hand up out of the mud that no one else in that sense-forsaken town could.
I'm looking forward to more.
Everyone deserves a chance, but they have to want it.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: St. Trollax, ODDYou're going to have to give me some hints and tips in the nastiness department.
Here's to hoping Cheryl can become a self-made human being.
1. Sure. What did you have in mind?
2. We'll see.
Kira's home town is a lot like where you live. Her parents are trailer trash without the trailer. Maybe we should just end up on national TV...
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: Guido FinucciQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerI may be an asshole, but I like to think I have a sense of justice, of fairness.
You may also be a decent man screaming at arseholes with every fibre of your being. Don't think of it as running a home for wayward girls think of it as offering that hand up out of the mud that no one else in that sense-forsaken town could.
I'm looking forward to more.
Everyone deserves a chance, but they have to want it.
I think the Cure will take a while. She's a wreck, and I have very little foundation upon which to build.
I have a feeling that she's smarter than she's been led to believe...she's just never been trained to think.
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: St. Trollax, ODDYou're going to have to give me some hints and tips in the nastiness department.
Here's to hoping Cheryl can become a self-made human being.
1. Sure. What did you have in mind?
2. We'll see.
Kira's home town is a lot like where you live. Her parents are trailer trash without the trailer. Maybe we should just end up on national TV...
Kira? SOrry, I was gone a while. Who is Kira?
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerKira? SOrry, I was gone a while. Who is Kira?
My lady... a wonderful human being who had her spirit systematically bonsai'd by her parents.
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerKira? SOrry, I was gone a while. Who is Kira?
My lady... a wonderful human being who had her spirit systematically bonsai'd by her parents.
That calls for smiting. Post a thread telling the Good Rev the whole sad, hideous story, and I'll try to help you with some ideas for their mental punishment.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerKira? SOrry, I was gone a while. Who is Kira?
My lady... a wonderful human being who had her spirit systematically bonsai'd by her parents.
That calls for smiting. Post a thread telling the Good Rev the whole sad, hideous story, and I'll try to help you with some ideas for their mental punishment.
I'd have to clear it with her first. I'll let you know in about 18 hours...
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerKira? SOrry, I was gone a while. Who is Kira?
My lady... a wonderful human being who had her spirit systematically bonsai'd by her parents.
That calls for smiting. Post a thread telling the Good Rev the whole sad, hideous story, and I'll try to help you with some ideas for their mental punishment.
I'd have to clear it with her first. I'll let you know in about 18 hours...
Of course.
I wish I'd had a mentor like you when I was Cheryl's age, Roger.
Who knows what heights of evil I could have risen to?
Wonder what in the world she thought when her "rent" consisted of reading Cicero.
Lovely, I called it. Cicreo....I would expect nothing less from you Roger. Within weeks she'll be going on about the cOn and advanced physics. But then, I have to wonder if this is actually an improvement...
People seem so surprised to find a sense of justice underneath that asshole exterior. I'm not...These things are not contradtictory after all. Morpheus was a bit of an asshole but he was still willing to go to hell to fix an injustice. There's a good deal of that spirt in you old friend. And you should feel grateful, damn grateful for such a comparison since it's coming from me. Take Care-
oi, I'm bad at this. That last one was me.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI wish I'd had a mentor like you when I was Cheryl's age, Roger.
Who knows what heights of evil I could have risen to?
Wonder what in the world she thought when her "rent" consisted of reading Cicero.
When I told her "we'd discuss it", on the way to work, I could tell she thought I had other things in mind.
Heh. Hardly surprising, given recent events.
Quote from: AnonymousLovely, I called it. Cicreo....I would expect nothing less from you Roger. Within weeks she'll be going on about the cOn and advanced physics. But then, I have to wonder if this is actually an improvement...
People seem so surprised to find a sense of justice underneath that asshole exterior. I'm not...These things are not contradtictory after all. Morpheus was a bit of an asshole but he was still willing to go to hell to fix an injustice. There's a good deal of that spirt in you old friend. And you should feel grateful, damn grateful for such a comparison since it's coming from me. Take Care-
1. Naw, these things take time.
2. Thanks.
How goes the Nihilist European Horde?
i don't know if i believe your screaming yahoo things roger.
I wish I didn't believe them, but I do.
You just haven't met those kinds of people yet, but they're out there.
i have only left the northeast 1 time. i can't wait to graduate from high school and be free(er). too bad i'm only a freshman............
Quote from: Slartibartfasti don't know if i believe your screaming yahoo things roger.
I don't care, Slart. If it bugs you, don't read it.
Call me a liar again, we'll have ourselves a FINE little flamewar, though. Ya dig?
Quote from: illusionI wish I didn't believe them, but I do.
You just haven't met those kinds of people yet, but they're out there.
Everyone's met them, they just haven't NOTICED them.
They are the vast bulk of humanity.
They are everywhere.
You're not kidding.
They're every damn where in the world.
PS: Devil Squerril's on the phone and she says WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
PPS: Demonica says hi from the dimensional black hole vortex that is DS's room.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou're not kidding.
They're every damn where in the world.
PS: Devil Squerril's on the phone and she says WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
PPS: Demonica says hi from the dimensional black hole vortex that is DS's room.
Tell them both WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! for me.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou're not kidding.
They're every damn where in the world.
PS: Devil Squerril's on the phone and she says WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
PPS: Demonica says hi from the dimensional black hole vortex that is DS's room.
Tell them both WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! for me.
Done.
You should hear the chaos. DS and her friend are screaming "WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" and singing about gonads and strife. The puppy is barking and running in circles, the radio is blasting. I had to get off the phone......Demonica, luckily, has nerves of steel.
PS: The madness is spreading..........DS is teaching her little friends the sweet song you shared with her. Utah is doomed. :twisted:
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Done.
You should hear the chaos. DS and her friend are screaming "WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" and singing about gonads and strife. The puppy is barking and running in circles, the radio is blasting. I had to get off the phone......Demonica, luckily, has nerves of steel.
PS: The madness is spreading..........DS is teaching her little friends the sweet song you shared with her. Utah is doomed. :twisted:
Good...My work, then, is done.
Now I can concentrate on (virtually) smiting Slart.
You know what's really cool about you teaching that song to DS?
She looks like a little angel......a lot like Jody Foster did when she was little. Only DS has turquoise colored eyes. And then she opens her mouth and blasts out that song and no one can believe it. It sends them into overload. Pure evil.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou know what's really cool about you teaching that song to DS?
She looks like a little angel......a lot like Jody Foster did when she was little. Only DS has turquoise colored eyes. And then she opens her mouth and blasts out that song and no one can believe it. It sends them into overload. Pure evil.
That's awesome.
Yeah, it is. I'm probably a really bad Auntie, but I think it's hysterical.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYeah, it is. I'm probably a really bad Auntie, but I think it's hysterical.
Every kid should have an aunt like you, Bella.
The world would be a better, funnier place.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYeah, it is. I'm probably a really bad Auntie, but I think it's hysterical.
Every kid should have an aunt like you, Bella.
The world would be a better, funnier place.
Thank you. That makes my day, Roger.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYeah, it is. I'm probably a really bad Auntie, but I think it's hysterical.
Every kid should have an aunt like you, Bella.
The world would be a better, funnier place.
Thank you. That makes my day, Roger.
Heh. No sweat. I just made my OWN day, on the anarchism thread (in apple talk), bashing a Nazi.
Yeah, I noticed you were enjoying yourself there.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYeah, I noticed you were enjoying yourself there.
I'm in a mood. :evil:
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYeah, I noticed you were enjoying yourself there.
I'm in a mood. :evil:
Me too. :evil:
Well, I was in a bit of a mood myself, but this cheers me up immensely.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYeah, it is. I'm probably a really bad Auntie, but I think it's hysterical.
Every kid should have an aunt like you, Bella.
The world would be a better, funnier place.
His words, not mine. But he stole them anyway...
Thank you. 8)
damn, i need a mentor like this guy. as was said earlier in the thread...i could be so much more evil!:-p as to slart, i agree mate...freedom from the minor oppression will be yours after High School, but i have a feeling that the greater oppression of society awaits. *is a junior in high school*. well, as confucius once said..."Oops!"
the above post belongs to me. all rights reversed (k)
i have enjoyed reading this soooo much!!! all 7 parts have given me quite the laugh! i got a question though- can we be expecting a part 8?9?10?
~bob-o
Quote from: bob-oi have enjoyed reading this soooo much!!! all 7 parts have given me quite the laugh! i got a question though- can we be expecting a part 8?9?10?
~bob-o
Yeah... Speaking of which, how's Cheryl doing Rog? Is she human yet?
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: bob-oi have enjoyed reading this soooo much!!! all 7 parts have given me quite the laugh! i got a question though- can we be expecting a part 8?9?10?
~bob-o
Yeah... Speaking of which, how's Cheryl doing Rog? Is she human yet?
Well, she isn't pregnant, anymore.
She's learning how to drive.
She's actually become a really good shot. She has a gift for firearms.
She's a lot smarter than she first appeared. She has been taught that she's stupid, but that can be cured.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: bob-oi have enjoyed reading this soooo much!!! all 7 parts have given me quite the laugh! i got a question though- can we be expecting a part 8?9?10?
~bob-o
Yeah... Speaking of which, how's Cheryl doing Rog? Is she human yet?
Well, she isn't pregnant, anymore.
She's learning how to drive.
She's actually become a really good shot. She has a gift for firearms.
She's a lot smarter than she first appeared. She has been taught that she's stupid, but that can be cured.
That's a good thing. Stupidity can be cured. There is....hope.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: bob-oi have enjoyed reading this soooo much!!! all 7 parts have given me quite the laugh! i got a question though- can we be expecting a part 8?9?10?
~bob-o
Yeah... Speaking of which, how's Cheryl doing Rog? Is she human yet?
Well, she isn't pregnant, anymore.
She's learning how to drive.
She's actually become a really good shot. She has a gift for firearms.
She's a lot smarter than she first appeared. She has been taught that she's stupid, but that can be cured.
That sounds like more than human to me.
Good for Cheryl!!
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: bob-oi have enjoyed reading this soooo much!!! all 7 parts have given me quite the laugh! i got a question though- can we be expecting a part 8?9?10?
~bob-o
Yeah... Speaking of which, how's Cheryl doing Rog? Is she human yet?
Well, she isn't pregnant, anymore.
She's learning how to drive.
She's actually become a really good shot. She has a <A TITLE="Click for more information about gift" STYLE="text-decoration: none; border-bottom: medium solid green;" HREF="http://search.targetwords.com/u.search?x=5977|1||||gifts|AA1VDw">gift</A> for firearms.
She's a lot smarter than she first appeared. She has been taught that she's stupid, but that can be cured.
uh...why did you link to http://search.targetwords.com/u.search?x=5977|1||||gifts|AA1VDw for the word "gift" ?
and yay cheryl! sounds like she's doing good.
~Bob-o
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerWell, she isn't pregnant, anymore.
She's learning how to drive.
She's actually become a really good shot. She has a gift for firearms.
She's a lot smarter than she first appeared. She has been taught that she's stupid, but that can be cured.
Heh - I finally got around to seeing "Kill Bill vol. 2" last night, and this quote makes me think of chapter 8 (where Beatrix studies with Pei Mei).
roger you are now my permanent "short duration personal savior(tm)".
does your young friend know about us?
i'm glad she's waking up from redneck oblivion.
good shot on the capicitor!
kim
Quote from: sakredchaoroger you are now my permanent "short duration personal savior(tm)".
does your young friend know about us?
i'm glad she's waking up from redneck oblivion.
good shot on the capicitor!
kim
1. <blush>
2. No, she is not aware of us. One thing at a time.
3. It's an old maintanence gag.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: sakredchaoroger you are now my permanent "short duration personal savior(tm)".
does your young friend know about us?
i'm glad she's waking up from redneck oblivion.
good shot on the capicitor!
kim
1. <blush>
2. No, she is not aware of us. One thing at a time.
3. It's an old maintanence gag.
Roger, You may like to use the Bastard Operator From Hell for Ideas:
http://bofh.ntk.net/Bastard.html
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http://www.theregister.co.uk/odds/bofh/