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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Kai on March 23, 2009, 08:47:25 PM

Title: I ate ants today.
Post by: Kai on March 23, 2009, 08:47:25 PM
And termites.

Out collecting, the proff suggested you could tell species of ants apart by taste. So we ate some. Acidity and weird flavors later, the class had torn a whole log up, and there were termites everywhere. They were so much tastier than the ants, less acidic, more chickeny.

High protein. Western culture is so weird about entomophagy.
Title: Re: I ate ants today.
Post by: Jenne on March 23, 2009, 08:53:30 PM
Ants have a chemical taste, to me.  Never tasted termites, though.
Title: Re: I ate ants today.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 23, 2009, 09:23:41 PM
I have only eaten chocolate covered ants which tasted a lot like rice crispies covered in chocolate.  I ate grubs once on a dare, but only remember the aftertaste when I hurled!
Title: Re: I ate ants today.
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on March 23, 2009, 09:39:19 PM
I'd rather eat land bugs than sea bugs.
Title: Re: I ate ants today.
Post by: Richter on March 23, 2009, 10:00:31 PM
Quote from: Kai on March 23, 2009, 08:47:25 PM
And termites.

Out collecting, the proff suggested you could tell species of ants apart by taste. So we ate some. Acidity and weird flavors later, the class had torn a whole log up, and there were termites everywhere. They were so much tastier than the ants, less acidic, more chickeny.

High protein. Western culture is so weird about entomophagy.

I cannot say I've doen that.
I will have to next time I'm away from people / pesticides.
Title: Re: I ate ants today.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 23, 2009, 10:13:41 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on March 23, 2009, 09:39:19 PM
I'd rather eat land bugs than sea bugs.

I really, really like sea bugs. Talksalot informed me yesterday that he won't eat them, and in fact generally just doesn't like seafood. :(
Title: Re: I ate ants today.
Post by: Kai on March 23, 2009, 11:37:43 PM
Quote from: K-Bitch on March 23, 2009, 09:23:41 PM
I have only eaten chocolate covered ants which tasted a lot like rice crispies covered in chocolate.  I ate grubs once on a dare, but only remember the aftertaste when I hurled!

The thing about grubs (and any insect larvae you decided to eat) is that you have to let them void their feces overnight first, otherwise they taste like insect shit and not chickeny protein goodness.

Just learned that today.

Jenne, they do have a chemically taste, and its distinctive between species. Some have more formic acid than others, which makes them sour or acidy (slight tingle/burn). Termites are better. if you get a good colony you can collect several handfuls, protein enough for several days. I mean, the things are what, 90% protein, very low fat?
Title: Re: I ate ants today.
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 23, 2009, 11:43:41 PM
in some cultures ants are a delicacy.
Title: Re: I ate ants today.
Post by: Kai on March 23, 2009, 11:51:24 PM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 23, 2009, 11:43:41 PM
in some cultures ants are a delicacy.

in most cultures, insect eating (entomophagy) is the norm not the exception.
Title: Re: I ate ants today.
Post by: Jenne on March 24, 2009, 02:22:50 AM
Good to know, Kai.  I think I've only eaten the water ant variety (that's what my lame layman's term is:  basically the critters coming in when it's hot seeking the coolness of your house and hang out where there's water). I haven't tried grease or sugar ants (those are the little dudes that find your grease or sugar and hang out there).
Title: Re: I ate ants today.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 24, 2009, 05:39:26 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 23, 2009, 10:13:41 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on March 23, 2009, 09:39:19 PM
I'd rather eat land bugs than sea bugs.

I really, really like sea bugs. Talksalot informed me yesterday that he won't eat them, and in fact generally just doesn't like seafood. :(

get rid of that sonofabitch he is the devil
(kidding)

as far as eating landbugs, i'll take you guys' word for it.
i got my fill of seeing those damn things at my husband's friend's house that we reluctantly went to for a combined birthday party.
i won't get into details but i will say
OMG EEW!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I ate ants today.
Post by: Kai on March 24, 2009, 09:36:21 PM
Note: Cockroaches do NOT taste good. Their fatbodies (abundant) have a very vomitous flavor.

Grasshoppers, however, do. All the Orthoptera (jumping insects like crickets, katydids, locusts, grasshoppers, ect) are generally tasty; you'd prepare them in the same way as grubs, get them to void their feces and then cook them or eat them raw. Remove the wings and legs first! The exoskeleton doesn't digest, and it may cause intestinal discomfort in high amounts, so getting rid of legs and wings makes it more pleasant.
Title: Re: I ate ants today.
Post by: Vene on March 24, 2009, 10:19:13 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on March 23, 2009, 09:39:19 PM
I'd rather eat land bugs than sea bugs.
Mmmm, sea bugs.

Quote from: Kai on March 24, 2009, 09:36:21 PM
Note: Cockroaches do NOT taste good. Their fatbodies (abundant) have a very vomitous flavor.

Grasshoppers, however, do. All the Orthoptera (jumping insects like crickets, katydids, locusts, grasshoppers, ect) are generally tasty; you'd prepare them in the same way as grubs, get them to void their feces and then cook them or eat them raw. Remove the wings and legs first! The exoskeleton doesn't digest, and it may cause intestinal discomfort in high amounts, so getting rid of legs and wings makes it more pleasant.
So, instead of shrimp alfredo we should make grasshopper alfredo?
Title: Re: I ate ants today.
Post by: Jenne on March 24, 2009, 10:52:49 PM
Yeah, the smell that cockroaches gives off ALONE would warn me away from them.  :x
Title: Re: I ate ants today.
Post by: fomenter on March 24, 2009, 11:05:03 PM
"get them to void their feces"

out of survivalist curiosity  :? ex-lax? enema? do you need to yell SURPRISE beforehand?
Title: Re: I ate ants today.
Post by: Kai on March 25, 2009, 12:06:58 AM
Quote from: fomenter on March 24, 2009, 11:05:03 PM
"get them to void their feces"

out of survivalist curiosity  :? ex-lax? enema? do you need to yell SURPRISE beforehand?

Just put them in a container without food for a day.
Title: Re: I ate ants today.
Post by: Kai on March 25, 2009, 12:07:43 AM
Quote from: Vene on March 24, 2009, 10:19:13 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on March 23, 2009, 09:39:19 PM
I'd rather eat land bugs than sea bugs.
Mmmm, sea bugs.

Quote from: Kai on March 24, 2009, 09:36:21 PM
Note: Cockroaches do NOT taste good. Their fatbodies (abundant) have a very vomitous flavor.

Grasshoppers, however, do. All the Orthoptera (jumping insects like crickets, katydids, locusts, grasshoppers, ect) are generally tasty; you'd prepare them in the same way as grubs, get them to void their feces and then cook them or eat them raw. Remove the wings and legs first! The exoskeleton doesn't digest, and it may cause intestinal discomfort in high amounts, so getting rid of legs and wings makes it more pleasant.
So, instead of shrimp alfredo we should make grasshopper alfredo?

Might be interesting to try it. :)
Title: Re: I ate ants today.
Post by: fomenter on March 25, 2009, 12:10:02 AM
Quote from: Kai on March 25, 2009, 12:06:58 AM
Quote from: fomenter on March 24, 2009, 11:05:03 PM
"get them to void their feces"

out of survivalist curiosity  :? ex-lax? enema? do you need to yell SURPRISE beforehand?

Just put them in a container without food for a day.
that's a let down :D i was imagining strange instruments being used in strange ways known only to biologist.. needs moar mad scientist
Title: Re: I ate ants today.
Post by: Kai on March 25, 2009, 12:11:34 AM
Quote from: fomenter on March 25, 2009, 12:10:02 AM
Quote from: Kai on March 25, 2009, 12:06:58 AM
Quote from: fomenter on March 24, 2009, 11:05:03 PM
"get them to void their feces"

out of survivalist curiosity  :? ex-lax? enema? do you need to yell SURPRISE beforehand?

Just put them in a container without food for a day.
that's a let down :D i was imagining strange instruments being used in strange ways known only to biologist.. needs moar mad scientist

This is MRMH, not T&S.  :D
Title: Re: I ate ants today.
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 25, 2009, 09:52:31 AM
i don't think i'd have a problem with eating ants. i'm one of the rare 'i'll eat anything edible at least once' type people.
im even hoping one day i can eat rat.
Title: Re: I ate ants today.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 28, 2009, 07:31:20 AM
TIP: to get anything to void it's self of feces-
  1) place in clear acrylic box
  2) give box to Squid
  3) leave room, shut door, insert ear plugs and wait 5 minutes.

result- feces free creatures in aprox. 6 minutes.
Title: Re: I ate ants today.
Post by: Cain on March 28, 2009, 03:48:10 PM
In Soviet Amazon, ants eat you!