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Principia Discordia => Think for Yourself, Schmuck! => Topic started by: Verbal Mike on March 29, 2009, 09:35:19 PM

Title: Encyclopaedia Noobium: Abbreviations of PD.COM
Post by: Verbal Mike on March 29, 2009, 09:35:19 PM
So Cram's "Missions, Goals, Objectives" thread suggested making a little more info available to noobs, to give them a bit more of a chance to figure stuff out here (while probably still hazing them.) And I remembered that as a newb one of the most difficult things for me to figure out was what all the abbreviations were around here... If I hadn't gathered the testicular power to ask some people about a couple of them I probably would have despaired and forgotten about this place... Or probably I went out of my to ask because this place seemed too awesome to miss, making this whole concept somewhat unnecessary... But you know, why not just make a list of abbreviations and put them somewhere? It would be helpful to some people, and an opportunity to crack some wise-ass jokes. Here's a start, in no particular order:

AISB = Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria
MW = MysticWicks ["Pagan forum"]
TCC = The Celtic Connection ["Wiccan forum"]
RAW = Robert Anton Wilson [author]
PDCOM/PEEDEECOM = PrincipiaDiscordia.com
KYFMS = Keep Your Fucking Mouth Shut
TFY,S! = Think for Yourself, Schmuck!
LANAU,E,BUOTLFK = Long Abbreviation Nobody Actually Uses, Ever, But Included On This List For Kicks
LOL = Little Old Lady(ies)
IANAR = I Am Not A Rhombus ["poster"]
AKK = Ambassador Klok Kaos
BIP = Black Iron Prison (see www.blackironprison.com if you haven't yet)
PKD = Philip K. Dick [author] (the guy BIP was plagiarized from)
SCA =
MLA = MaybeLogic Academy


Or, you know, or not.
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Noobium: Abbreviations of PD.COM
Post by: Jasper on March 29, 2009, 11:04:37 PM
I did this once, but it was a terrible idea so I stopped.

Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Noobium: Abbreviations of PD.COM
Post by: Verbal Mike on March 30, 2009, 12:35:00 AM
I can understand that, but what makes it a terrible idea?
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Noobium: Abbreviations of PD.COM
Post by: Elder Iptuous on March 30, 2009, 01:41:00 AM
google illuminated most of the obscure intarweb acronyms for me.
the rest are in jokes or from stories of past posters and such and whole thing with in jokes is that they are not out...
besides, with a comprehensive list stickied we would not have the opportunity to give bullshit answers when someone asks what one is....
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Noobium: Abbreviations of PD.COM
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 30, 2009, 02:57:52 AM
You forgot TITCM
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Noobium: Abbreviations of PD.COM
Post by: Jasper on March 30, 2009, 04:23:09 AM
Quote from: VERB` on March 30, 2009, 12:35:00 AM
I can understand that, but what makes it a terrible idea?

It's just not fun anymore if the local slang is nailed down to a list.  Besides, it's almost like a rite of passage trying to figure out what the acronyms mean. 
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Noobium: Abbreviations of PD.COM
Post by: Verbal Mike on March 30, 2009, 12:13:45 PM
Point. Okay. :)
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Noobium: Abbreviations of PD.COM
Post by: Cramulus on March 30, 2009, 01:22:57 PM
there may be some use in documenting stuff which isn't "terminology" per se, but is useful in knowing how this place works

like what a Safari is
what Trolling means (to us)
a brief history of the BIP project/board
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Noobium: Abbreviations of PD.COM
Post by: Elder Iptuous on March 30, 2009, 01:59:51 PM
Perhaps it would only require one thread stickied that links to other threads of import...
or even just edit the OP of one of the threads that's already stickied for new ppl.
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Noobium: Abbreviations of PD.COM
Post by: AFK on March 30, 2009, 02:44:18 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 30, 2009, 01:22:57 PM
there may be some use in documenting stuff which isn't "terminology" per se, but is useful in knowing how this place works

like what a Safari is
what Trolling means (to us)
a brief history of the BIP project/board


Well, the first page or two of the stickied thread should work for that last one. 
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Noobium: Abbreviations of PD.COM
Post by: Jasper on March 30, 2009, 05:08:19 PM
I very much like the idea of a historical account.
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Noobium: Abbreviations of PD.COM
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 30, 2009, 08:17:00 PM
N00bs should not be given a list of old dead memes, that's how pinealism happens.

N00bs should bring their own new and exciting memes to the table.

Otherwise what's the point of the fuckers being here :argh!:

Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Noobium: Abbreviations of PD.COM
Post by: LMNO on March 30, 2009, 08:19:49 PM
Plus, if we codify how BIP came to exist, we can't make it up as we go along anymore.
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Noobium: Abbreviations of PD.COM
Post by: AFK on March 30, 2009, 08:24:51 PM
It all started one day while LMNO was having lunch...

....and after we took out all the slash-fic, the BIP was born! 
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Noobium: Abbreviations of PD.COM
Post by: LMNO on March 30, 2009, 08:25:52 PM
I'm still pissed you took out the DVDA section.
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Noobium: Abbreviations of PD.COM
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 30, 2009, 11:17:45 PM
some variation of this thread seems to pop up every year or so, and each time I find it more irritating.

Why the fuck would you WANT to help the noobs figure it out? Isn't the beauty of this place that the people who end up staying and contributing are the ones who figure it out for themselves?
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Noobium: Abbreviations of PD.COM
Post by: Jasper on March 31, 2009, 12:34:24 AM
There's nothing more dangerous than a bugger out to do the world a favor.
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Noobium: Abbreviations of PD.COM
Post by: Triple Zero on March 31, 2009, 09:08:57 AM
Quote from: LMNO on March 30, 2009, 08:25:52 PM
I'm still pissed you took out the DVDA section.

to be fair, it was giving people the wrong impression that having more than four bars (or "glistening rods" as you called them at first) in their prison-cells would be a bit of a ... stretch.

Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Noobium: Abbreviations of PD.COM
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2009, 01:33:27 PM
:fap:
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Noobium: Abbreviations of PD.COM
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 31, 2009, 07:01:50 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on March 30, 2009, 11:17:45 PM
some variation of this thread seems to pop up every year or so, and each time I find it more irritating.

Why the fuck would you WANT to help the noobs figure it out? Isn't the beauty of this place that the people who end up staying and contributing are the ones who figure it out for themselves?

This post should be stickied - maybe prevent it happening again.