Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Captain Obvious on April 01, 2009, 12:47:28 AM

Title: STATING THE FUCKING OBVIOUS
Post by: Captain Obvious on April 01, 2009, 12:47:28 AM
THE CHECK IS NOT IN THE MAIL
ATHLETES, ACTORS AND EXECUTIVES ARE OVERPAID
TEACHERS AND SCIENTISTS ARE UNDERPAID
PAYING FOR BOTTLED WATER IS STUPID
EVERYONE LIES
EVERYONE MASTURBATES
NO ONE FLOSSES REGULARLY
EVERYONE IS A HYPOCRITE
YOU LOOK FUNNY NAKED
APPLE TALK, SNL AND MAD MAGAZINE HAVE ALWAYS SUCKED
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR STORIES ABOUT YOUR CATS OR CHILDREN
90% OF CONVERSATIONS ARE CRAP
ANN COULTER AND BILL O'REILLY DON'T BELIEVE A WORD THAT THEY SAY
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TRUE LOVE
YOUR VOTE DOESN'T COUNT
GHOSTS, ALIENS, BIGFOOT, THE LOCHNESS MONSTER AND GODS DON'T EXIST
VACCINES DO NOT CAUSE AUTISM
OJ DID IT
OSWALD DID IT
NEIL ARMSTRONG DID LAND ON THE MOON
CREATIONISTS ARE MENTALLY RETARDED
YOUR WORLDVIEW IS IRRATIONAL
EVERYONE YOU LOVE AND CARE ABOUT WILL DIE SOMEDAY
YOU WILL DIE ALONE
IN 100 YEARS NONE OF THIS WILL MATTER
THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS TODAY
Title: Re: STATING THE FUCKING OBVIOUS
Post by: hooplala on April 01, 2009, 12:49:40 AM
What's the Lochness Monster?
Title: Re: STATING THE FUCKING OBVIOUS
Post by: Jasper on April 01, 2009, 12:50:22 AM
Actually, there is such a thing as true love.

It would be this thread not existing.
Title: Re: STATING THE FUCKING OBVIOUS
Post by: hooplala on April 01, 2009, 12:50:43 AM
Also, why do 90% of alts feel the need to type in all caps?
Title: Re: STATING THE FUCKING OBVIOUS
Post by: Jasper on April 01, 2009, 12:51:58 AM
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 01, 2009, 12:50:43 AM
Also, why do 90% of alts feel the need to type in all caps?

I think it's got to do with their, like, phenotypes.  It's genetic.
Title: Re: STATING THE FUCKING OBVIOUS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 01, 2009, 01:50:33 AM
You forgot one:

IASON RAPED YOUR DOG WHILE YOU WEREN'T LOOKING.
Title: Re: STATING THE FUCKING OBVIOUS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 01, 2009, 01:51:06 AM
Also, a correction:

ONE OF THE OSWALDS DID IT.
Title: Re: STATING THE FUCKING OBVIOUS
Post by: Fuquad on April 01, 2009, 05:21:11 AM
I like hearing stories about peoples children.











well, if I actually know the children in question.

Title: Re: STATING THE FUCKING OBVIOUS
Post by: Cain on April 19, 2009, 10:30:05 PM
BUMPING THREADS IS NEVER FUNNY
Title: Re: STATING THE FUCKING OBVIOUS
Post by: Faithless on April 19, 2009, 10:49:26 PM
You forgot one.

Everybody and their stinking opinions do not really matter
Title: Re: STATING THE FUCKING OBVIOUS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 19, 2009, 10:54:33 PM
Quote from: Faithless on April 19, 2009, 10:49:26 PM
You forgot one.

Everybody and their stinking opinions do not really matter

Except me.

Oh, yeah, you have one more post before you hit the 50 post rule.
Title: Re: STATING THE FUCKING OBVIOUS
Post by: Murmur on April 23, 2009, 08:26:01 AM
I think I missed that rule.  Probably because I'm not at 50 posts.  Durrr...
Title: Re: STATING THE FUCKING OBVIOUS
Post by: hooplala on April 23, 2009, 01:07:33 PM
It's more of a guideline.
Title: Re: STATING THE FUCKING OBVIOUS
Post by: Enigma on April 25, 2009, 10:54:16 PM
Maybe no one landed on the moon the way it was reported on the news   I was there.   :lulz:
Title: Re: STATING THE FUCKING OBVIOUS
Post by: Error on April 26, 2009, 05:22:54 AM
Try this one on for size...No law can give you freedom, it can only take it away
Title: Re: STATING THE FUCKING OBVIOUS
Post by: Faithless on May 05, 2009, 08:35:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 19, 2009, 10:54:33 PM
Quote from: Faithless on April 19, 2009, 10:49:26 PM
You forgot one.

Everybody and their stinking opinions do not really matter

Except me.

Oh, yeah, you have one more post before you hit the 50 post rule.
Okay, I ikely deserve whatever you are going to smash me in the head with, just get it over with, so I can get the gore off the walls.
Title: Re: STATING THE FUCKING OBVIOUS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2009, 03:40:34 AM
Quote from: Faithless on May 05, 2009, 08:35:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 19, 2009, 10:54:33 PM
Quote from: Faithless on April 19, 2009, 10:49:26 PM
You forgot one.

Everybody and their stinking opinions do not really matter

Except me.

Oh, yeah, you have one more post before you hit the 50 post rule.
Okay, I ikely deserve whatever you are going to smash me in the head with, just get it over with, so I can get the gore off the walls.

HIMEOBS:  IT DROPS THE TRAIN.
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Title: Re: STATING THE FUCKING OBVIOUS
Post by: 06gforty on May 19, 2009, 08:54:53 PM
Quote from: The Mouth of Hoopla on April 01, 2009, 12:49:40 AM
What's the Lochness Monster?

Seriously? It is the legend of a sea creatrure, hidden deep in Loch ness, Scotland...
Title: Re: STATING THE FUCKING OBVIOUS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 19, 2009, 09:32:44 PM
Quote from: 06gforty on May 19, 2009, 08:54:53 PM
Quote from: The Mouth of Hoopla on April 01, 2009, 12:49:40 AM
What's the Lochness Monster?

Seriously? It is the legend of a sea creatrure, hidden deep in Loch ness, Scotland...

Bullshit.  It's Payne in a rubber suit.
Title: Re: STATING THE FUCKING OBVIOUS
Post by: Triple Zero on May 19, 2009, 09:41:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 19, 2009, 09:32:44 PM
Quote from: 06gforty on May 19, 2009, 08:54:53 PM
Quote from: The Mouth of Hoopla on April 01, 2009, 12:49:40 AM
What's the Lochness Monster?

Seriously? It is the legend of a sea creatrure, hidden deep in Loch ness, Scotland...

Bullshit.  It's Payne in a rubber suit.

Well done Rog, now nobody is coming to Scotland anymore, EVAR

How are they going to eat?

Btw, Payne is really tiny. It must be p3nt. Remember all those kayaking pics of him? That's him setting up the xplosive charges for "special effects".
Title: Re: STATING THE FUCKING OBVIOUS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 19, 2009, 09:59:24 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 19, 2009, 09:41:52 PM

How are they going to eat?


English people on holiday, just like always.
Title: Re: STATING THE FUCKING OBVIOUS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 19, 2009, 09:59:56 PM
Oh, wait.  I read that as "WHO are they going to eat."
Title: Re: STATING THE FUCKING OBVIOUS
Post by: Messier Undertree on May 19, 2009, 11:28:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 19, 2009, 09:59:24 PM
English people on holiday, just like always.

I like mine deep-fried with a litre of Irn-Bru to wash it down.

And they aren't really people anyway.
Title: Re: STATING THE FUCKING OBVIOUS
Post by: LMNO on May 20, 2009, 01:14:18 PM
I think it's only fair to blame Iason.