THE CHECK IS NOT IN THE MAIL
ATHLETES, ACTORS AND EXECUTIVES ARE OVERPAID
TEACHERS AND SCIENTISTS ARE UNDERPAID
PAYING FOR BOTTLED WATER IS STUPID
EVERYONE LIES
EVERYONE MASTURBATES
NO ONE FLOSSES REGULARLY
EVERYONE IS A HYPOCRITE
YOU LOOK FUNNY NAKED
APPLE TALK, SNL AND MAD MAGAZINE HAVE ALWAYS SUCKED
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR STORIES ABOUT YOUR CATS OR CHILDREN
90% OF CONVERSATIONS ARE CRAP
ANN COULTER AND BILL O'REILLY DON'T BELIEVE A WORD THAT THEY SAY
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TRUE LOVE
YOUR VOTE DOESN'T COUNT
GHOSTS, ALIENS, BIGFOOT, THE LOCHNESS MONSTER AND GODS DON'T EXIST
VACCINES DO NOT CAUSE AUTISM
OJ DID IT
OSWALD DID IT
NEIL ARMSTRONG DID LAND ON THE MOON
CREATIONISTS ARE MENTALLY RETARDED
YOUR WORLDVIEW IS IRRATIONAL
EVERYONE YOU LOVE AND CARE ABOUT WILL DIE SOMEDAY
YOU WILL DIE ALONE
IN 100 YEARS NONE OF THIS WILL MATTER
THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS TODAY
What's the Lochness Monster?
Actually, there is such a thing as true love.
It would be this thread not existing.
Also, why do 90% of alts feel the need to type in all caps?
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 01, 2009, 12:50:43 AM
Also, why do 90% of alts feel the need to type in all caps?
I think it's got to do with their, like, phenotypes. It's genetic.
You forgot one:
IASON RAPED YOUR DOG WHILE YOU WEREN'T LOOKING.
Also, a correction:
ONE OF THE OSWALDS DID IT.
I like hearing stories about peoples children.
well, if I actually know the children in question.
BUMPING THREADS IS NEVER FUNNY
You forgot one.
Everybody and their stinking opinions do not really matter
Quote from: Faithless on April 19, 2009, 10:49:26 PM
You forgot one.
Everybody and their stinking opinions do not really matter
Except me.
Oh, yeah, you have one more post before you hit the 50 post rule.
I think I missed that rule. Probably because I'm not at 50 posts. Durrr...
It's more of a guideline.
Maybe no one landed on the moon the way it was reported on the news I was there. :lulz:
Try this one on for size...No law can give you freedom, it can only take it away
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 19, 2009, 10:54:33 PM
Quote from: Faithless on April 19, 2009, 10:49:26 PM
You forgot one.
Everybody and their stinking opinions do not really matter
Except me.
Oh, yeah, you have one more post before you hit the 50 post rule.
Okay, I ikely deserve whatever you are going to smash me in the head with, just get it over with, so I can get the gore off the walls.
Quote from: Faithless on May 05, 2009, 08:35:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 19, 2009, 10:54:33 PM
Quote from: Faithless on April 19, 2009, 10:49:26 PM
You forgot one.
Everybody and their stinking opinions do not really matter
Except me.
Oh, yeah, you have one more post before you hit the 50 post rule.
Okay, I ikely deserve whatever you are going to smash me in the head with, just get it over with, so I can get the gore off the walls.
HIMEOBS: IT DROPS THE TRAIN.(http://destinybuilding.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/train-wreck-big.png)
Quote from: The Mouth of Hoopla on April 01, 2009, 12:49:40 AM
What's the Lochness Monster?
Seriously? It is the legend of a sea creatrure, hidden deep in Loch ness, Scotland...
Quote from: 06gforty on May 19, 2009, 08:54:53 PM
Quote from: The Mouth of Hoopla on April 01, 2009, 12:49:40 AM
What's the Lochness Monster?
Seriously? It is the legend of a sea creatrure, hidden deep in Loch ness, Scotland...
Bullshit. It's Payne in a rubber suit.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 19, 2009, 09:32:44 PM
Quote from: 06gforty on May 19, 2009, 08:54:53 PM
Quote from: The Mouth of Hoopla on April 01, 2009, 12:49:40 AM
What's the Lochness Monster?
Seriously? It is the legend of a sea creatrure, hidden deep in Loch ness, Scotland...
Bullshit. It's Payne in a rubber suit.
Well done Rog, now nobody is coming to Scotland anymore, EVAR
How are they going to eat?
Btw, Payne is really tiny. It must be p3nt. Remember all those kayaking pics of him? That's him setting up the xplosive charges for "special effects".
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 19, 2009, 09:41:52 PM
How are they going to eat?
English people on holiday, just like always.
Oh, wait. I read that as "WHO are they going to eat."
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 19, 2009, 09:59:24 PM
English people on holiday, just like always.
I like mine deep-fried with a litre of Irn-Bru to wash it down.
And they aren't really people anyway.
I think it's only fair to blame Iason.