I'm claiming next year's calendar.
There shall be two of them:
1. Seasonal Wall Calendar
The kind you're used to. Letter and A4 variants.
Will need five big and beautiful images of Eris pin-ups, or whatever.
2. Page-a-Day Inspirational Calendar
The kind you're not used to. Each day on a separate page with either an image or a quote or possibly both.
So, I'm gonna need help: 365 pithy or insightful (or, goddess help us, zany) quotes and/or 365 pics, each of which must be at most two-degrees of separation from Discordia.
Deadline is October 31st, or, if I feel like it, today.
-toa,
killing time before time kills me
Quote from: the other anonymous on April 06, 2009, 12:08:55 AM
So, I'm gonna need help: 365 pithy or insightful (or, goddess help us, zany) quotes and/or 365 pics, each of which must be at most two-degrees of separation from Discordia.
well over 365 quotes / images here:
http://www.blackironprison.com/index.php?title=One_Sentence_Meme_Bombs
http://s209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/
Quote from: Cramulus on April 07, 2009, 03:15:34 PM
Quote from: the other anonymous on April 06, 2009, 12:08:55 AM
So, I'm gonna need help: 365 pithy or insightful (or, goddess help us, zany) quotes and/or 365 pics, each of which must be at most two-degrees of separation from Discordia.
well over 365 quotes / images here:
http://www.blackironprison.com/index.php?title=One_Sentence_Meme_Bombs
http://s209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/
Oh. Darn.
I was hoping this was gonna be difficult.
-toa,
now knows the meaning of WOMP
photos of board members dressed like Eris
(yeah, the guys too)
:fap: :fap: :fap:
moar repost:
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/IMG_3282.jpg)(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/IMG_3289.jpg)(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/edit2.jpg)
I love those.
I like her expression in the third one
Expression?
I was too busy looking at her nipples.
you never let me down
Quote from: Squid on April 08, 2009, 05:23:43 PM
photos of board members dressed like Eris
(yeah, the guys too)
:fap: :fap: :fap:
:lol:
Or, they could do like those Fruit-of-the-Loom commercials: big golden apples.
-toa,
wishing i had a camera
... or maybe just Roger doing a Zalgo. I'd put that on everyday!
I'd be interested in seeing everyone's interpretation of eris and/or discord through self portraits
no?
(http://pastexhibitions.guggenheim.org/pollock/images/green_silver.jpg)
Quote from: LMNO on April 09, 2009, 01:45:25 PM
(http://pastexhibitions.guggenheim.org/pollock/images/green_silver.jpg)
I like what you did with teh apple :mittens:
Actually, there's probably copyright on that. Just saying, in case this thing actually happens.
Quote from: LMNO on April 09, 2009, 08:08:20 PM
Actually, there's probably copyright on that. Just saying, in case this thing actually happens.
Who's copyright?
jackson pollock
What the bikerspag said.
Quote from: Cramulus on April 09, 2009, 08:24:53 PM
jackson pollock
Then I'm not worried. A small-res reproduction in a free calendar probably ain't worth prosecuting when the guy's shit is selling for $140
million.
Well, give the sorry son-of-a-bitch credit, at least.
Quote from: LMNO on April 09, 2009, 08:35:34 PM
Well, give the sorry son-of-a-bitch credit, at least.
Didn't say I wouldn't.
-toa,
he ain't sorry, he's dead
(http://sinmonkey.com/files/NigelEris.jpg)
Nigel: Nice, but I want the calendar to be Safe For WorkTM. Can you move the apple up?
As is: it's a Sunday pic. ;)
It's a photograph of an oil painting, so no. I suppose it could be shopped out.
just want to add that i fucking hate Pollock.
i don't know why. i've never met him, he didn't sleep with my wife or anything, i just think he's a royal fucking douchebag.
I'm working out calendar stuff in Google Calender. Hopefully I can render out multiple pdfs in different formats (daily, weekly, monthly pages). I'll keep this thread updated, will focus on 3175/2009 but since Google Calendar is nifty like that I can render out any future year as well.
Quote from: Squid on April 10, 2009, 04:32:51 AM
just want to add that i fucking hate Pollock.
i don't know why. i've never met him, he didn't sleep with my wife or anything, i just think he's a royal fucking douchebag.
Well, most accounts confirm he was a mean drunk.
However, as a painter, I think his work is magnificent. The MFA Boston has one of his paintings, and every time I go, I wind up staring at it for half an hour.
Quote from: the other anonymous on April 06, 2009, 12:08:55 AM
I'm claiming next year's calendar.
There shall be two of them:
Okay, so I lied.
Quote
2. Page-a-Day Inspirational Calendar
[...]
Deadline is October 31st, or, if I feel like it, today.
Officially finished, for now: http://www.poee.co.uk/toa/pdf/pad-cal.pdf
-toa,
will do the other half next year... after the lawsuits
wow if you just scroll down really fast, the flickering images are intense
glad to see two girls I've dated dressed as Eris
A few images that were rejected:
http://toa267.110mb.com/temporary/index.html
-toa,
i sickens me
:lulz:
who did this?
(http://toa267.110mb.com/temporary/SUCCESS.png)
I liked that one as well :)
um just a question but why is a bad webcam shot of my hair included with all the art and people dressed as eris ? :lulz:
BUMP
Hey, does TOA still exist?
Also, http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=21853.0
yeah TOA come back! i want my head out of the calendar!!!
Perhaps swap it with the Meghan McCain pic. Seems fitting.
Quote from: Fredtastic! on October 16, 2009, 12:53:32 AM
yeah TOA come back! i want my head out of the calendar!!!
Done. Re-download.
-toa,
the cat came back the very next day...
Quote from: the other anonymous on October 17, 2009, 09:18:52 PM
Quote from: Fredtastic! on October 16, 2009, 12:53:32 AM
yeah TOA come back! i want my head out of the calendar!!!
Done. Re-download.
-toa,
the cat came back the very next day...
YAYYY Thanks TOA! Did you add Circlemas? It is all I ask. I will bribe you, even.
Oh wait, I just cottoned on that this is the page-a-day calendar and not the wall calendar. It's glorious, but I NEED a wall calendar with the holydays and whatnot in it, and I need to be able to spend actual money on it from Lulu or some other print service.
Anyone doing this? I would but I don't know how.
I really think someone should do a "Girls of Discordia" wall calendar with a bunch of chicks dressed as their interpretation of Eris.
Quote from: Nigel on October 17, 2009, 10:18:01 PM
Oh wait, I just cottoned on that this is the page-a-day calendar and not the wall calendar. It's glorious, but I NEED a wall calendar with the holydays and whatnot in it, and I need to be able to spend actual money on it from Lulu or some other print service.
Anyone doing this? I would but I don't know how.
I really think someone should do a "Girls of Discordia" wall calendar with a bunch of chicks dressed as their interpretation of Eris.
I'll see what I can do. I'm a bit reluctant to include non-canonical holydays, since most of them seem to be 1) drug-related (20 Bcy), 2) based on the Gregorian Calendar (Pi Day in March, not Confusion), 3) excuses to harass people (Jake Day), 4) replacements for other religion's holydays, or 5) uninspired attempts at "zaniness".
-toa,
knows a "guys of discordia" will only get me banned...
thank ye for deleting me :D
Quote from: the other anonymous on October 19, 2009, 08:47:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 17, 2009, 10:18:01 PM
Oh wait, I just cottoned on that this is the page-a-day calendar and not the wall calendar. It's glorious, but I NEED a wall calendar with the holydays and whatnot in it, and I need to be able to spend actual money on it from Lulu or some other print service.
Anyone doing this? I would but I don't know how.
I really think someone should do a "Girls of Discordia" wall calendar with a bunch of chicks dressed as their interpretation of Eris.
I'll see what I can do. I'm a bit reluctant to include non-canonical holydays, since most of them seem to be 1) drug-related (20 Bcy), 2) based on the Gregorian Calendar (Pi Day in March, not Confusion), 3) excuses to harass people (Jake Day), 4) replacements for other religion's holydays, or 5) uninspired attempts at "zaniness".
-toa,
knows a "guys of discordia" will only get me banned...
The only one I care about is Circlemas. I'll pay you.
Quote from: Nigel on October 19, 2009, 09:59:53 PM
Quote from: the other anonymous on October 19, 2009, 08:47:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 17, 2009, 10:18:01 PM
Oh wait, I just cottoned on that this is the page-a-day calendar and not the wall calendar. It's glorious, but I NEED a wall calendar with the holydays and whatnot in it, and I need to be able to spend actual money on it from Lulu or some other print service.
Anyone doing this? I would but I don't know how.
I really think someone should do a "Girls of Discordia" wall calendar with a bunch of chicks dressed as their interpretation of Eris.
I'll see what I can do. I'm a bit reluctant to include non-canonical holydays, since most of them seem to be 1) drug-related (20 Bcy), 2) based on the Gregorian Calendar (Pi Day in March, not Confusion), 3) excuses to harass people (Jake Day), 4) replacements for other religion's holydays, or 5) uninspired attempts at "zaniness".
-toa,
knows a "guys of discordia" will only get me banned...
The only one I care about is Circlemas. I'll pay you.
Paying isn't necessary, but I would like to know why it's so important.
-toa,
all triangle's eve?
Quote from: the other anonymous on October 19, 2009, 10:25:00 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 19, 2009, 09:59:53 PM
Quote from: the other anonymous on October 19, 2009, 08:47:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 17, 2009, 10:18:01 PM
Oh wait, I just cottoned on that this is the page-a-day calendar and not the wall calendar. It's glorious, but I NEED a wall calendar with the holydays and whatnot in it, and I need to be able to spend actual money on it from Lulu or some other print service.
Anyone doing this? I would but I don't know how.
I really think someone should do a "Girls of Discordia" wall calendar with a bunch of chicks dressed as their interpretation of Eris.
I'll see what I can do. I'm a bit reluctant to include non-canonical holydays, since most of them seem to be 1) drug-related (20 Bcy), 2) based on the Gregorian Calendar (Pi Day in March, not Confusion), 3) excuses to harass people (Jake Day), 4) replacements for other religion's holydays, or 5) uninspired attempts at "zaniness".
-toa,
knows a "guys of discordia" will only get me banned...
The only one I care about is Circlemas. I'll pay you.
Paying isn't necessary, but I would like to know why it's so important.
-toa,
all triangle's eve?
It is important because of completely frivolous reasons, which are that I met this genius artist/freak who is obsessed with circles, and who was disappointed that there is no Discordian holyday, not even one of the non-canonical ones, on his birthday on the calendar that someone here did last year. I don't remember who did that one or I would ask them if they would do it again for 2010. Anyway, his birthday is December 23.
Also, because Circlemas is a holyday that it would actually be easy, family-friendly, and fun to celebrate, and even already has carols and whatnot. See this thread: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=21853.0
The people who do the Discordian pop-up calendar for Mac say they will add it next time they do an update.
I am in love and he is breaking my heart, and I want to leave a mark on his life that he won't ever forget. It is such a small thing, to help me leave such a mark.
I love the idea of All Triangle's Eve, and it ties in very nicely to something I've heard going around, which is that if triangles could talk, God would be a triangle. I don't really know what that means, but apparently quite a few people do because I keep hearing it.
Charles de Secondat, Baron de Montesquieu
"If triangles had a god, he would have three sides."
[Lettres Persanes, no 59]
Okay. I see "impress some guy" is not on my list. It's in.
-toa,
matchmaker
Quote from: the other anonymous on October 19, 2009, 11:19:18 PM
Charles de Secondat, Baron de Montesquieu
"If triangles had a god, he would have three sides."
[Lettres Persanes, no 59]
Okay. I see "impress some guy" is not on my list. It's in.
-toa,
matchmaker
I am grateful to you for so many reasons right now. :) Not least of which is your ability to clarify the source of that baffling (mis)quotation I keep hearing around.
Rough Draft. What do we think?
http://toa267.110mb.com/temporary/dcalendar22.pdf
-toa,
forgot who Chaos is...
looks good
1) add Day of Discord (may 23rd)! Lots of discordians celebrate it. In fact, I think it may be the only discordian holiday I can think of which people actually celebrate. It's only two years old, so we've gotta get the word out about it!
2) gregorian dates on the calendar would be ultra useful. When I've gotta write a dentist appointment on the calendar, it's a bitch to look up the date conversion.
Quote from: Cramulus on October 23, 2009, 10:01:39 PM
looks good
1) add Day of Discord (may 23rd)! Lots of discordians celebrate it. In fact, I think it may be the only discordian holiday I can think of which people actually celebrate. It's only two years old, so we've gotta get the word out about it!
2) gregorian dates on the calendar would be ultra useful. When I've gotta write a dentist appointment on the calendar, it's a bitch to look up the date conversion.
WRITE ON IT!!??? Why would you desecrate an official Holy Text with DENTAL PLAN LISA NEEDS HER BRACES???? Soon, my pretties! Is this the two minute break or the thirty second one?
-toa,
is not entirely here right now
Second Draft
http://toa267.110mb.com/temporary/dcalendar23.pdf
Questions? Comments? Unreasonable demands?
-toa,
is all ears-prime
Day of Discord is also celebrated at August 23rd :?
It's lovely! AND OH SHIT, I'M IN IT!
Thank you, TOA! Now I just have to figure out having it fabulously printed out, OR you sending it to Lulu so I can buy it from you!
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 24, 2009, 02:39:31 AM
Day of Discord is also celebrated at August 23rd :?
Is that creating a bit of discord for you?
Quote from: the other anonymous on October 24, 2009, 12:15:22 AM
Second Draft
http://toa267.110mb.com/temporary/dcalendar23.pdf
Questions? Comments? Unreasonable demands?
-toa,
is all ears-prime
looking sexayyyy
and yo, I don't honestly know whether it's may or august. Is it august? that sounds right
one thing which may make it more useful would be to make it easier to line up the gregorian with the discordian. easiest way I can think of without further cluttering up the boxes would be to throw a color splash on saturday/sunday so you can quickly tell which days are the weekends.
Day of Discord is also on November 24 or somesuch.
Quote from: Cramulus on October 24, 2009, 05:48:57 AM
Quote from: the other anonymous on October 24, 2009, 12:15:22 AM
Second Draft
http://toa267.110mb.com/temporary/dcalendar23.pdf
Questions? Comments? Unreasonable demands?
-toa,
is all ears-prime
looking sexayyyy
and yo, I don't honestly know whether it's may or august. Is it august? that sounds right
well we celebrated it in Edinburgh on august 23rd the past couple of years, but also because it's a few days after Syn's birthday.
but then I think Payne was considering moving it to May cause for some reason August was a bad time (even though with the festival weeks and all it's pretty cool to be there).
Some might say that everyday is a day of -- OW MY HEAD
-toa,
swine flu
Okay, then.
Final draft, reprint and whatever:
http://www.poee.co.uk/toa/pdf/dcalendar3176.pdf
Quote from: the other anonymous on November 01, 2009, 06:21:29 PM
Okay, then.
Final draft, reprint and whatever:
http://www.poee.co.uk/toa/pdf/dcalendar3176.pdf
Michael Bolton.
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 24, 2009, 02:39:31 AM
Day of Discord is also celebrated at August 23rd :?
thats my birthday, lol
Horribly, I can't find my copy of the calendar and none of the download links still work. Does it still exist?
http://toa267.deviantart.com/art/Discordian-Calendar-3176-142844257
Am I late?