Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Template on April 08, 2009, 03:03:18 AM

Title: Chewing Paint Chips: sabotage of last resort
Post by: Template on April 08, 2009, 03:03:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2009, 01:17:26 AM
Zen is what happens when Eastern folks chew paint chips.

If you can't be arsed to mindfuck, you can at least make yourself a random factor.  Chew lead paint chips--they're easy enough to find.  Lead poisoning leads to brain damage.  But at least you're not hurting anyone else.  The brain damage will make you more unpredictable.  Perfect.
Title: Re: Chewing Paint Chips: sabotage of last resort
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2009, 03:33:52 AM
Quote from: yhnmzw on April 08, 2009, 03:03:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2009, 01:17:26 AM
Zen is what happens when Eastern folks chew paint chips.

If you can't be arsed to mindfuck, you can at least make yourself a random factor.  Chew lead paint chips--they're easy enough to find.  Lead poisoning leads to brain damage.  But at least you're not hurting anyone else.  The brain damage will make you more unpredictable.  Perfect.

It will also cause you to try to walk home when your ship gets locked in ice.  And they never find your body.  The end.