Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Think for Yourself, Schmuck! => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 09, 2009, 09:02:55 PM

Title: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 09, 2009, 09:02:55 PM
I HEREBY DECLARE MY ETERNAL ARCHRIVALRY AND INTENTIONS TO NEMESISIFY YOUR ASS, MOTHERFUCKER!

WHATEVER YOU DO, I WILL FOIL

WHATEVER YOU ARE, I AM OPPOSED TO

CLEAN-SHAVEN GENTLEMEN AND DIABETICS FOREVER MOTHERFUCKER
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS
Post by: Suu on April 09, 2009, 09:13:38 PM
IT'S ON LIEK

(http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/images/column/72507/reddawn.jpg)
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS
Post by: Richter on April 09, 2009, 09:14:26 PM
OH SNAP.
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS
Post by: Cramulus on April 09, 2009, 09:20:39 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/drunkwithpower.jpg)
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 09, 2009, 09:44:33 PM
REMEMBER THIS:

Quote[3:28pm]Cramulus:Discordia attracts such weird characters. Sometimes I feel like I'm in a minority because I don't have some kind of obvious derangement.

YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE! YOUR OBVIOUS DERANGEMENT IS CLEARLY YOUR POWER-MAD MEGALOMANIA AND DENIAL OF BEING DERANGED.
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS
Post by: Vene on April 09, 2009, 10:11:56 PM
Cram isn't deranged?  WTF?

Then again, I bet he's got diabetes.
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 09, 2009, 10:12:30 PM
:popcorn:
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS
Post by: the last yatto on April 09, 2009, 10:24:44 PM
is cram related to Professor Chaos?
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS
Post by: Requia ☣ on April 12, 2009, 12:38:38 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2009, 09:44:33 PM
REMEMBER THIS:

Quote[3:28pm]Cramulus:Discordia attracts such weird characters. Sometimes I feel like I'm in a minority because I don't have some kind of obvious derangement.

YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE! YOUR OBVIOUS DERANGEMENT IS CLEARLY YOUR POWER-MAD MEGALOMANIA AND DENIAL OF BEING DERANGED.

Is obsession with mustaches considered a derangement?
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS
Post by: Sheered Völva on May 22, 2009, 08:00:46 PM
Quote from: Requia on April 12, 2009, 12:38:38 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2009, 09:44:33 PM
REMEMBER THIS:

Quote[3:28pm]Cramulus:Discordia attracts such weird characters. Sometimes I feel like I'm in a minority because I don't have some kind of obvious derangement.

YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE! YOUR OBVIOUS DERANGEMENT IS CLEARLY YOUR POWER-MAD MEGALOMANIA AND DENIAL OF BEING DERANGED.

Is obsession with mustaches considered a derangement?

There are a number of warning signs of this condition....

1. Do you carry a fake mustache in your pocket, "just in case"?

ripped off from https://list.uvm.edu/cgi-bin/wa?A2=ind9702&L=WILDWEST&T=0&F=&S=&P=172739 which is actually about something else.
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on May 22, 2009, 08:14:56 PM
Quote from: Sheered Völva on May 22, 2009, 08:00:46 PM
Quote from: Requia on April 12, 2009, 12:38:38 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2009, 09:44:33 PM
REMEMBER THIS:

Quote[3:28pm]Cramulus:Discordia attracts such weird characters. Sometimes I feel like I'm in a minority because I don't have some kind of obvious derangement.

YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE! YOUR OBVIOUS DERANGEMENT IS CLEARLY YOUR POWER-MAD MEGALOMANIA AND DENIAL OF BEING DERANGED.

Is obsession with mustaches considered a derangement?

There are a number of warning signs of this condition....

1. Do you carry a fake mustache in your pocket, "just in case"?

ripped off from https://list.uvm.edu/cgi-bin/wa?A2=ind9702&L=WILDWEST&T=0&F=&S=&P=172739 which is actually about something else.

Yes.
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS
Post by: Sheered Völva on May 22, 2009, 09:04:14 PM
"Would you consider lending me your mustache, Mr. Fargo?"
--Artie, TNot Burning Diamond

(same link as above)
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS
Post by: Cramulus on May 24, 2009, 02:29:16 AM
completely serious here, I actually carry two fake moustaches on me at all times
Title: Re: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS
Post by: Sheered Völva on May 24, 2009, 05:34:17 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 24, 2009, 02:29:16 AM
completely serious here, I actually carry two fake moustaches on me at all times
Why does that not surprise me?