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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2003, 12:36:22 AM

Title: Rev Roger Sermon 2: Attack of the Scumsuckers
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2003, 12:36:22 AM
Blarg!
Title: Rev Roger Sermon 2: Attack of the Scumsuckers
Post by: Trollax on March 28, 2003, 04:53:29 AM
Rock on Roger!

~Manic Trollax~
Title: Rev Roger Sermon 2: Attack of the Scumsuckers
Post by: Y.M. Hut on March 29, 2003, 03:55:47 AM
O Roger, where art thou when I attempt to shove the CNN rhetoric right back up the asses of the rednecks around here.

Recently, I spent about an hour of non-stop arguing (yelling) with some rather conservative fellows whom wholeheartedly supported the war.

I said something about the Iraq-Iran War and one of the pro-war guys said something to the effect of "The US funded both sides so that they would kill each other off." I found this a bit odd coming from the guy who five minutes earlier said the US deserved/needed our support. I'm still laughing about that.

I'm getting tired of fighting against this war, I can't imagine how the Iraqis feel. In fact, I'm getting tired of the States, or maybe it's I'm getting right pissed off.

If the US thinks the Mess in Iraq is bad, to quote Bachman-Turner Overdrive, "You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet."
Title: Rev Roger Sermon 2: Attack of the Scumsuckers
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 29, 2003, 03:55:26 PM
Quote from: khaganO Roger, where art thou when I attempt to shove the CNN rhetoric right back up the asses of the rednecks around here.

Recently, I spent about an hour of non-stop arguing (yelling) with some rather conservative fellows whom wholeheartedly supported the war.


Who?  Where?  Point me at 'em.

Nothing like wartard for breakfast.
Title: Rev Roger Sermon 2: Attack of the Scumsuckers
Post by: livid E. T. on March 29, 2003, 04:07:51 PM
wartard for breakfast is quite good.

I'm glad I get my fix every morning at school.  I even go out of my way to find new wartards by wearing shirts like 'Red, White, and Brainwashed. - Class of Baghdad 2004' They find it funny that my last name is France.
Title: Rev Roger Sermon 2: Attack of the Scumsuckers
Post by: Spoon E. Gee on March 30, 2003, 03:42:10 AM
wartard.... haha.... why cant somebody let me in on all these puns sooner?.... Im always the last to know anything....

so how many of you actually have plans to go to Canada if this draft crap becomes reality?
Title: Rev Roger Sermon 2: Attack of the Scumsuckers
Post by: Y.M. Hut on March 30, 2003, 05:27:37 AM
Come on up, but if you're looking for a province without its head shoved straight up its ass, stay away from Alberta.
Title: Rev Roger Sermon 2: Attack of the Scumsuckers
Post by: on March 30, 2003, 05:37:52 AM
I might go to canada.
Title: Rev Roger Sermon 2: Attack of the Scumsuckers
Post by: Slarti on March 30, 2003, 06:14:37 PM
I will once i'm 18
Title: Rev Roger Sermon 2: Attack of the Scumsuckers
Post by: Lord Trout on March 31, 2003, 04:32:03 AM
I think I'm safe, at least unless all hell really breaks loose, since I'm only 18 months away from exceeding the draft age limit. They don't want a 34 year-old with bad knees and falling arches anyway!
Title: Rev Roger Sermon 2: Attack of the Scumsuckers
Post by: Spoon E. Gee on April 13, 2003, 07:10:18 AM
whats that thing when yer physically unfit to serve?  4F ?  I'd prolly be that.... I'm 6'2" and weigh 98 lbs.....

but actually I have plans to go to Canada anyway now.... and not cuz of the war....
Title: Re: Rev Roger Sermon 13: Attack of the Scumsuckers
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 18, 2005, 08:24:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerWHO CAN TURN OFF THE ROGER DEVICE?

"So free we seem, so fettered fast we are!"
--Robert Browning

"One should never put on one's best trousers to go out to battle for freedom and truth."
--Henrik Isben

"My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular."
--Adlai Stevenson


Brothers and Sisters, Uncle Sam needs you!  He needs you not for some foriegn adventure, but instead to throw out the cheap hustlers that have poisoned the American Dream.  The cheap hustlers who have dragged through the mud that which Abraham Lincoln called, "The last, best hope of mankind"; the same cheap hustlers that have led us to a ruinous war that is leeching away our young, and what's left of the treasury.

In short, cheap hustlers like Donald Rumsfelt, Tom Ridge, John Ashcroft, and of course, GW Bush.

The current "leadership" has taken us from peace and prosperity, to bankruptcy and war, in just two short years.  They have appointed more felons (from DUI to fraud artists to SEC violators) than Warren G. Harding.  They have taken us from a surplus to $300 BILLION in deficit (this year, and that doesn't even count the cost of this war).

They promised to bring "integrity" to the Whitehouse, and yet have proven themselves to be bigger liars than Richard Nixon.  The truth is NOT in GW Bush, for he is a fool and a liar.

Bush also managed to hire John Ashcroft, who has proven to be a cross between Adolf Hitler and Lester Maddox.  Ashcroft has drafted the PATRIOT Act, and gotten it passed.  He has drafted the even more odious PATRIOT II Act (which allows nice things like secret arrests) and it looks like IT may pass.  No more fun, kids...EVER.

The war is not going well, and there is already rumbling about reinstating the draft.  A resolution to do this is currently in committee in the house.

Are you ready for that?  Are you ready to go to Iraq and get dumped into a hell-broth of urban combat (the soldier's worst nightmare), snipers, and suicide bombers?  All for the glory of Halliburton (which, coincidentally pays Cheney $1 million a year in "deferred compensation" and of which Cheney owns more than $10 million in stock), who just "happened to get the Iraq oilfields contract (what a suprise).

No?  Well tough turds, kids!  Because they ARE going to draft you, and you WILL have to go overseas to fight for an oil company's profit margin...and the shareholders will not care whether you live or die.

Unless...

<End Transmission>

Author's note:

It could, and DID get even worse.  Before too long, we'll be missing "the good old days" of Ridge and Ashcroft.  Just saying.
Title: Rev Roger Sermon 2: Attack of the Scumsuckers
Post by: Cain on April 18, 2005, 08:26:20 PM
Gonzales is good fun "torturing prisoners is aboslutely fine George"
Title: Rev Roger Sermon 2: Attack of the Scumsuckers
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 18, 2005, 08:31:38 PM
Quote from: ScribeGonzales is good fun "torturing prisoners is aboslutely fine George"

Wait til you get a load of the new DHS director.
Title: Rev Roger Sermon 2: Attack of the Scumsuckers
Post by: Cain on April 18, 2005, 08:33:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: ScribeGonzales is good fun "torturing prisoners is aboslutely fine George"

Wait til you get a load of the new DHS director.

Do you have any names yet?
Title: Rev Roger Sermon 2: Attack of the Scumsuckers
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 18, 2005, 08:36:25 PM
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: ScribeGonzales is good fun "torturing prisoners is aboslutely fine George"

Wait til you get a load of the new DHS director.

Do you have any names yet?

Michael Chertoff

Google.  Have fun, until you claw your eyes out in horror.
Title: Rev Roger Sermon 2: Attack of the Scumsuckers
Post by: Cain on April 18, 2005, 09:28:38 PM
How the hell did I miss this happening? Bloody election fever....he's a fun piece of work, I can see.
Title: Rev Roger Sermon 2: Attack of the Scumsuckers
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 18, 2005, 09:33:19 PM
Quote from: ScribeHow the hell did I miss this happening? Bloody election fever....he's a fun piece of work, I can see.

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Title: Rev Roger Sermon 2: Attack of the Scumsuckers
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 19, 2005, 02:41:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: ScribeHow the hell did I miss this happening? Bloody election fever....he's a fun piece of work, I can see.

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Title: Rev Roger Sermon 2: Attack of the Scumsuckers
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 19, 2005, 10:01:25 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: ScribeHow the hell did I miss this happening? Bloody election fever....he's a fun piece of work, I can see.

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