...is in the hospital. He says to tell you all to fuck off.
Why is he in a hospital?
I hope it's some hilarious reason.
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on April 24, 2009, 06:12:43 AM
Why is he in a hospital?
I hope it's some hilarious reason.
Hilarious as a heart attack.
:x
Shit, that is awful!
Goddammit. How serious?
Fuck! Hope he gets better soon. Who here is brave enough to send him flowers?
Sounds like he's going to be OK. He's pissed as hell, and tired.
Oh no tell him he's not allowed to die.
You have got to be fucking kidding me.
As if this week couldn't get any more fucked up and terrible. Holy shit.
Goddammit.
I hope he's answering his cell phone tomorrow.
Tell him to cut that heart attack shit out and get back here.
:( This weeks sucks ass. And dick. FUCK.
Are we talking about TGRR?
Yes we are.
Bad shit. :( Hope he's back on the keyboard soon.
Godfuckingdamnit!!!
Fucking meatsack monkey-bodies!
Why do they have to be full of
organs?!?
Awww fuck. :sad:
Well this is kinda surreal.
We can't let the doctors and nurses kill Roger before one of us at least has a go at it.
The rain's still working, hopefully that's a good sign
Jesus, Roger, nice work :argh!:
The Horror ... the horror ... THE HORROR! :cry:
Please take care & get well soon. Hospitals are the worst places to get rest, hope you get home soon. My heart hurts too. :cry:
They better have gloves on when they're handling his bed pan. Also, I hope the bed pans are made of cast iron. Cause he'll eat clean through one of those plastic numbers.
Sucks.
DAMNIT.
aw, fuck.
What? What happened?
Nigel says Roger's in Hospital.
Damn. Just damn.
WTF?
This is terrible. :cry:
Whoever talks to Roger, please tell him we are thinking of him....
Did someone contact Sister Gothique yet?
Nobody knows why yet?
IT'S ALL THAT FUCKING BACON!
I knew that shit would start claiming lives. You were all warned!
Aw, Fuck. Get well soon, Rog.
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 24, 2009, 04:09:26 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 24, 2009, 04:05:50 PM
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 24, 2009, 03:04:07 PM
Nobody knows why yet?
Heart attack.
Serious question please... is this for real?
As hard as it is to not answer this with "serious as a..."
Yes, it's for real. I really don't know much, I'm waiting to hear from him today but I'm assuming he's pretty wiped out so it probably won't be until later. If we get lucky maybe someone will bring him a laptop and he can fill everyone in. My friend Heather had a heart attack last year, they only kept her a couple of days, he might be out soon.
Holy shit that's terrible.
And I thought February sucked.
FUCK YOU, APRIL!
Bad Season
Roger is buff enough to fight the Reaper in hand to hand combat. He's hardcore like that.
Everything about today keeps getting shittier.
ROG YOU BETTER GET THE FUCK BETTER ASAP
Roger ...
get your ass back here. There's shit to do!
You do not have permission to have heart attacks and ... stuff.
hope you're o.k.
Can someone drop this off with him?
(http://th03.deviantart.com/fs11/300W/i/2006/209/6/6/Baby_Scops_Owl_III_by_makibird.jpg)
good luck and get well roger
QuoteWhat is a Curmudgeon anyway?
A curmudgeon's reputation for malevolence is undeserved. They're neither warped nor evil at heart. They don't hate mankind, just mankind's absurdities. They're just as sensitive and soft-hearted as the next guy, but they hide their vulnerability beneath a crust of misanthropy. They ease the pain by turning hurt into humor. . . . . . They attack maudlinism because it devalues genuine sentiment. . . . . . Nature, having failed to equip them with a servicable denial mechanism, has endowed them with astute perception and sly wit.
Curmudgeons are mockers and debunkers whose bitterness is a symptom rather than a disease. They can't compromise their standards and can't manage the suspension of disbelief necessary for feigned cheerfulness. Their awareness is a curse.
Perhaps curmudgeons have gotten a bad rap in the same way that the messenger is blamed for the message: They have the temerity to comment on the human condition without apology. They not only refuse to applaud mediocrity, they howl it down with morose glee. Their versions of the truth unsettle us, and we hold it against them, even though they soften it with humor.
- JON WINOKUR
we want our curmudgeon back...
oh fuck.....
You're not getting off the hook that easy, Roger. You've gotta come back and deal with us shitheads. Get well soon.
:x Those poor poor doctors and nurses.
I hope he gets better fast.
get better, you plick.
Kai,
~Is eva braun missing their adolf :cry:
UPDATE: No serious damage, and they're letting him go home tonight.
How kind of Roger to take it easy on the Hospital staff. :lol:
Quote from: RWHN on April 24, 2009, 08:15:20 PM
How kind of Roger to take it easy on the Hospital staff. :lol:
Who says he took it easy? He probably just compounded it all into a smaller timeframe...
I can only imagine the stories we're gonna get from this.
I guess now we know where his O-ring is located...
Quote from: The Dark Monk on April 24, 2009, 08:19:19 PM
Quote from: RWHN on April 24, 2009, 08:15:20 PM
How kind of Roger to take it easy on the Hospital staff. :lol:
Who says he took it easy? He probably just compounded it all into a smaller timeframe...
Quote from: Nigel on April 24, 2009, 08:13:53 PM
UPDATE: No serious damage, and they're letting him go home tonight.
Is my timing off today?
Anyway, glad to hear the news. Hope he is feeling better soon.
Well that ruins the candy striper stripper idea.....
Quote from: RWHN on April 24, 2009, 08:15:20 PM
How kind of Roger to take it easy on the Hospital staff. :lol:
:lulz: They're letting him out before he annihilates the rest of the bathrooms.
THERE IS NO BEDPAN BIG ENOUGH
Quote from: Nigel on April 24, 2009, 08:13:53 PM
UPDATE: No serious damage, and they're letting him go home tonight.
::Whew::
TGRR I HATE YOU... :argh!:
being sick in the hospital. :sad:
Please come back soon and tell me I'm full of shit. :mrgreen:
I just had a thought.
Oftentimes when someone has a heart attack and recovers in good health (go for it, Roger!), they review their way of dealing with life, and of acting toward others. They often become less stressed, more patient and more peaceful, and more patient and kinder toward others.
Just a thought.
EDIT: Note to Roger: Going for the "less stressed" part is usually good. As for the rest, see the end of my previous post. :wink:
ahem, Dick Cheney?
Quote from: Sheered Völva on April 24, 2009, 08:46:57 PM
I just had a thought.
Oftentimes when someone has a heart attack and recovers in good health (go for it, Roger!), they review their way of dealing with life, and of acting toward others. They often become less stressed, more patient and more peaceful, and more patient and kinder toward others.
Just a thought.
:omg:
Is the hospital leveled yet?
*puts on CNN just in case*
This has the makings of a great Scrubs episode featuring a rant-off between TGRR and Dr. Cox.
Quick, the WOMP signal! (can't leave work fast enuff)
Quote from: RWHN on April 24, 2009, 08:57:17 PM
This has the makings of a great Scrubs episode featuring a rant-off between TGRR and Dr. Cox.
That would be awesome, but I'd like to see a rant between TGRR and Lewis Black.
That wouldn't be much of a contest, given that Lewis Black forgot how to be funny 3 or 4 years ago.
Anyway, glad to hear Roger doesn't get his wish this time.
whew, I just read this entire thread, glad you're okay, Roger.
SHITFUCKDAMN
Glad Roger is ok though. I started reading this thread and went...
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
Quote from: Nigel on April 24, 2009, 08:13:53 PM
UPDATE: No serious damage, and they're letting him go home tonight.
Thanks for letting us know 'bout this Nigel! This is the
best news I've heard all day! (was worrying all day too) hip hip who ray YaY! I'm glad no serious damage was done although I am
sure that hospital will never be the same.
Send my regards to TGGR. (wearin' my heart upon my sleeve)
Poor Roger, nobody will kill him. Not even a heart attack.
Quote from: Payne on April 24, 2009, 09:54:32 AM
We can't let the doctors and nurses kill Roger before one of us at least has a go at it.
You bastards had your chance.
You know, I always wondered if I'd be one of those types that - when faced with the certainty of death - would start trying to bargain with one of the Abrahamic Gods. I am proud to say that I am not. I was more pissed off than anything else, and spent what for all I knew was my last few moments flicking off another driver, and feebly croaking curses into my cell phone, as I left the road.
Anyway, thanks for the good wishes. It turns out that there's nothing seriously wrong with my organs (other than them being girly and weak), it's just that there IS apparently a limit to how high you can jam your blood pressure before SOMETHING gives. I was fortunate enough that the apoplectic fit I was throwing caused a valve in my heart to fuck up a bit, rather than to have a stroke or something equally awful. I am told that I will make a complete recovery.
TGRR,
Not drooling (yet), but has to take a week off from work.
Quote from: Sheered Völva on April 24, 2009, 08:46:57 PM
Oftentimes when someone has a heart attack and recovers in good health (go for it, Roger!), they review their way of dealing with life, and of acting toward others. They often become less stressed, more patient and more peaceful, and more patient and kinder toward others.
Yeah. I hate fuckers like that.
Well, it's good you're still going to be bipedal Roger.
Whether any of us likes it or not, we need you.
Now I'll need to make a WOMP to commemorate all this.
Quote from: Payne on April 24, 2009, 11:41:18 PM
Well, it's good you're still going to be bipedal Roger.
Whether any of us likes it or not, we need you.
Now I'll need to make a WOMP to commemorate all this.
I was just laughing at your avatar again. :lulz:
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/RogerHeart.jpg)
Win! :lulz:
:lulz:
You were driving and had a heart attack? That's how I assume I'll go. That or slip on cat barf, to be found a week later with my fingers gnawed off.
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on April 25, 2009, 12:04:03 AM
You were driving and had a heart attack? That's how I assume I'll go. That or slip on cat barf, to be found a week later with my fingers gnawed off.
BEST. DEATH. EVER.
You're as bad as my grandfather.
Glad you're back man.
THE BLACK NURSES DIDN'T STEAL FROM YOU I HOPE!
Holy Apeshitting Christ.
I leave the forum for barely 24 hours and THIS happens?! Damn good thing you got better; I was having a shitfuck of a week already.
Quote from: Cainad on April 25, 2009, 03:32:08 AM
Holy Apeshitting Christ.
I leave the forum for barely 24 hours and THIS happens?! Damn good thing you got better; I was having a shitfuck of a week already.
My organs...They are weak, and come unglued when exposed to stress.
apparently TGRR
was angered while driving his car
it seems that his hate
almost sealed his fate
are we to thank CPR?
Holy hell Roger! Glad you're ok after that.
:mittens: , Rog. You know, for makin' it. :)
Good work cheating death Rog ya bastard.
I was confident that you wouldn't go down *that* easily.
My dad says that the first one is just a warning shot.
FWIW
YAY ROGER IS ALIVE
:D
YAY!
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Glad to hear you are back Roger
Take care of yourself you bastard.
Good to have you back Roger.
Quote from: Nigel on April 25, 2009, 06:33:04 AM
My dad says that the first one is just a warning shot.
FWIW
Indeed. Roger will be spending all day Monday being poked, prodded, and lectured by his physician for that very reason.
Also: No more cheap cigars. :tgrr:
And thanks, everybody else, for your kind thoughts.
This is too fucked up, make sure they give you the best damn examination they can. The kind that would make a Thai prostitute blush
Better luck next time, Roger.
Glad to see your back!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 25, 2009, 06:18:32 PM
Indeed. Roger will be spending all day Monday being poked, prodded, and lectured by his physician for that very reason.
Also: No more cheap cigars. :tgrr:
Make sure you adjust your diet and stress management too, dude. SO GLAD you are back, though. You scared the shit outta me.
Quote from: Jenne on April 27, 2009, 04:27:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 25, 2009, 06:18:32 PM
Indeed. Roger will be spending all day Monday being poked, prodded, and lectured by his physician for that very reason.
Also: No more cheap cigars. :tgrr:
Make sure you adjust your diet and stress management too, dude. SO GLAD you are back, though. You scared the shit outta me.
Scared the piss out of myself while I was at it, now that you bring it up.
I shall do whatever the Docs tell me. Tobacco, diet, you name it.
But I keep the rage. Life just isn't worth it without the rage.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 04:29:54 AM
Quote from: Jenne on April 27, 2009, 04:27:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 25, 2009, 06:18:32 PM
Indeed. Roger will be spending all day Monday being poked, prodded, and lectured by his physician for that very reason.
Also: No more cheap cigars. :tgrr:
Make sure you adjust your diet and stress management too, dude. SO GLAD you are back, though. You scared the shit outta me.
Scared the piss out of myself while I was at it, now that you bring it up.
I shall do whatever the Docs tell me. Tobacco, diet, you name it.
But I keep the rage. Life just isn't worth it without the rage.
You're just trying to prove to the world that if you don't shit your hate, YOU WILL DIE...right?
Quote from: Jenne on April 27, 2009, 04:31:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 04:29:54 AM
Quote from: Jenne on April 27, 2009, 04:27:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 25, 2009, 06:18:32 PM
Indeed. Roger will be spending all day Monday being poked, prodded, and lectured by his physician for that very reason.
Also: No more cheap cigars. :tgrr:
Make sure you adjust your diet and stress management too, dude. SO GLAD you are back, though. You scared the shit outta me.
Scared the piss out of myself while I was at it, now that you bring it up.
I shall do whatever the Docs tell me. Tobacco, diet, you name it.
But I keep the rage. Life just isn't worth it without the rage.
You're just trying to prove to the world that if you don't shit your hate, YOU WILL DIE...right?
Yeah...but if you poop it TOO hard, you can die too, apparently. :lulz:
Yes, so have a care, wouldja? (I think I have just been too near CCU's lately, I fear. Dialysis machines ABOUND in those places--so fucking depressing.)
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 24, 2009, 12:02:14 PM
They better have gloves on when they're handling his bed pan. Also, I hope the bed pans are made of cast iron. Cause he'll eat clean through one of those plastic numbers.
:lulz: