So...a man walks into a Discordian forum and makes an ass out of himself. That man was me.
Quote from: simonmoon333 on April 27, 2009, 05:00:44 AM
So a man walks into a Discordian forum site and expects to find people who beleive in true freedom. Why is it that he finds multiple posts about what noobs should and shouldn't do? Why are there "forum leaders"? I feel a system here. I feel THE system. Please respond with why I'm wrong. I was starting to enjoy it here...til i noticed the government that rules this place.
Government cannot give you freedom, it can only take it away
1. By definition, Discordians don't believe in freedom, they believe in Discord.
2. Wouldn't it be HILARIOUS if the biggest Discordian board in the world was actually run by the US government, as a means to entrap any potential dissidents? I mean, that would really take the old Mickey, wouldn't it? They'd be bundling you into the back of a van, and you'd be all like "GOOD ONE, DUDE! YOU TOTALLY HAD ME GOING!".
3. What "forum leaders"? What the fuck are you talking about?
4. Of COURSE there's a fucking system. Just because you recognize that you're a primate doesn't mean you stop being one. Damn.
5. "Government" doesn't
exist.
Thank you *gets in the van*
I still don't understand the "forum leaders" thing. :?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 05:05:49 AM
2. Wouldn't it be HILARIOUS if the biggest Discordian board in the world was actually run by the US government, as a means to entrap any potential dissidents? I mean, that would really take the old Mickey, wouldn't it? They'd be bundling you into the back of a van, and you'd be all like "GOOD ONE, DUDE! YOU TOTALLY HAD ME GOING!".
You know damn well Discordians can't be fucking bothered to do anything to be taken notice of as a potential threat to anyone or the oppressive "Machine."
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 05:10:21 AM
I still don't understand the "forum leaders" thing. :?
outspoken = leaders?
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:10:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 05:05:49 AM
2. Wouldn't it be HILARIOUS if the biggest Discordian board in the world was actually run by the US government, as a means to entrap any potential dissidents? I mean, that would really take the old Mickey, wouldn't it? They'd be bundling you into the back of a van, and you'd be all like "GOOD ONE, DUDE! YOU TOTALLY HAD ME GOING!".
You know damn well Discordians can't be fucking bothered to do anything to be taken notice of as a potential threat to anyone or the oppressive "Machine."
Your indolence will not save you.
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:11:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 05:10:21 AM
I still don't understand the "forum leaders" thing. :?
outspoken = leaders?
Dunno. I think he means official leaders or something.
Not sure yet. He might just be a nutcase.
Quote from: simonmoon333 on April 27, 2009, 05:08:31 AM
Thank you *gets in the van*
FORUM LEADERS CRANK OUT
APPROVED WIN MATERIAL
FOLLOWERS POST MITTENS
STYLE PRAISED
CONTENT IGNORED
NOOBS FLAMED
REPOST UNTIL FAILURE
------that is how it goes and you better not stir shit up
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:16:04 AM
Quote from: simonmoon333 on April 27, 2009, 05:08:31 AM
Thank you *gets in the van*
FORUM LEADERS CRANK OUT APPROVED WIN MATERIAL
FOLLOWERS POST MITTENS
STYLE PRAISED
CONTENT IGNORED
NOOBS FLAMED
REPOST UNTIL FAILURE
------that is how it goes and you better not stir shit up
I find your lack of faith...
disturbing.
no...let's not stir things up... :evil:...what's the definition of a neophobe?...anyone?
Quote from: simonmoon333 on April 27, 2009, 05:21:14 AM
no...let's not stir things up... :evil:...what's the definition of a neophobe?...anyone?
Oh, fuck off. You think you're being "new" bringing THAT shit up?
Answer the fucking question...what the fuck were you talking about with this "forum leaders" bullshit?
Dude...I was just seeing if I could ruffle a feather or two...I think I hit a sore spot...sorry...the only true question I had was why there are so many "rules for noobs" posts...didn't mean to actually get you mad...thought I'd get some witty comebacks and move on
Quote from: simonmoon333 on April 27, 2009, 05:21:14 AM
no...let's not stir things up... :evil:...what's the definition of a neophobe?...anyone?
We don't know if you're an agent sent to infiltrate our grand conspiracy (that has a lot of influence)
You don't seem well versed in The Tone, so of course you are suspect
Quote from: simonmoon333 on April 27, 2009, 05:29:55 AM
Dude...I was just seeing if I could ruffle a feather or two...I think I hit a sore spot...sorry...the only true question I had was why there are so many "rules for noobs" posts...didn't mean to actually get you mad...thought I'd get some witty comebacks and move on
Okay, you wanted to stir shit, and you succeeded. What the fuck now?
Oh, wait. You wanted to stir shit, and you thought people would just be quietly annoyed? ASSHOLE. We've seen this about 2 million fucking times. Some jackass washes up, and decides he's gonna be REALLY ORIGINAL by TROLLING THE DISCORDIANS, because that hasn't BEEN DONE TO FUCKING DEATH.
Jesus fucking H Christ. I get so fucking sick and tired of this shit. It's the same fucking thing, every time we get a crop of noobs. There's always ONE fuckhead who thinks we started this shit YESTERDAY, and his lame ass attempts at mindfucks are just gonna WOW THE LIVING PISS OUT OF US.
Goddammit. Die in a fucking fire.
TGRR,
Sick to fucking death of this shit.
*starts making a fire*....I fucked up...no more trolling...want a connection to other Discordians...a way to learn...don't want to burn a bridge with you...my sense of humor is a little fucked up...sorry
Quote from: simonmoon333 on April 27, 2009, 05:42:06 AM
*starts making a fire*....I fucked up...no more trolling...want a connection to other Discordians...a way to learn...don't want to burn a bridge with you...my sense of humor is a little fucked up...sorry
Look. It's very fucking simple.
LURK MOAR.
However, if you're the impatient type, try reading this:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=6878.0
After that, you're on your own.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 05:36:21 AM
Quote from: simonmoon333 on April 27, 2009, 05:29:55 AM
Dude...I was just seeing if I could ruffle a feather or two...I think I hit a sore spot...sorry...the only true question I had was why there are so many "rules for noobs" posts...didn't mean to actually get you mad...thought I'd get some witty comebacks and move on
Okay, you wanted to stir shit, and you succeeded. What the fuck now?
Oh, wait. You wanted to stir shit, and you thought people would just be quietly annoyed? ASSHOLE. We've seen this about 2 million fucking times. Some jackass washes up, and decides he's gonna be REALLY ORIGINAL by TROLLING THE DISCORDIANS, because that hasn't BEEN DONE TO FUCKING DEATH.
Jesus fucking H Christ. I get so fucking sick and tired of this shit. It's the same fucking thing, every time we get a crop of noobs. There's always ONE fuckhead who thinks we started this shit YESTERDAY, and his lame ass attempts at mindfucks are just gonna WOW THE LIVING PISS OUT OF US.
Goddammit. Die in a fucking fire.
TGRR,
Sick to fucking death of this shit.
You act as if he's getting in your way. For a brief time, it sounded as if you were fed up with us sticking apart and not being able to achieve something as meaningful as we could had the members of this site combined efforts.
Why is it of all the nonsense in the PD, stick apart was what people take the most seriously? It is a mechanism to justify inaction. People love to sit by and watch, add their 2 cents, and say stick apart. BIG FUCKING JOKE
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:47:23 AM
You act as if he's getting in your way. For a brief time, it sounded as if you were fed up with us sticking apart and not being able to achieve something as meaningful as we could had the members of this site combined efforts.
Why is it of all the nonsense in the PD, stick apart was what people take the most seriously? It is a mechanism to justify inaction. People love to sit by and watch, add their 2 cents, and say stick apart. BIG FUCKING JOKE
OLD FUCKING JOKE.
So worn out and busted that it pisses me off just to see it. Should I apologize for that? Fuck you.
Quote from: simonmoon333 on April 27, 2009, 05:00:44 AM
So...a man walks into a Discordian forum and makes an ass out of himself. That man was me.
Happens to the best of us.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 05:51:36 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:47:23 AM
You act as if he's getting in your way. For a brief time, it sounded as if you were fed up with us sticking apart and not being able to achieve something as meaningful as we could had the members of this site combined efforts.
Why is it of all the nonsense in the PD, stick apart was what people take the most seriously? It is a mechanism to justify inaction. People love to sit by and watch, add their 2 cents, and say stick apart. BIG FUCKING JOKE
OLD FUCKING JOKE.
So worn out and busted that it pisses me off just to see it. Should I apologize for that? Fuck you.
I actually liked the direction you were going. It's too bad nobody wanted to help you. Not even being sarcastic. SO, NO. Not fuck me. Fuck you for having a dream and investing the amount of effort you have into trying to make something out of this. Because fuck me too
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:55:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 05:51:36 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:47:23 AM
You act as if he's getting in your way. For a brief time, it sounded as if you were fed up with us sticking apart and not being able to achieve something as meaningful as we could had the members of this site combined efforts.
Why is it of all the nonsense in the PD, stick apart was what people take the most seriously? It is a mechanism to justify inaction. People love to sit by and watch, add their 2 cents, and say stick apart. BIG FUCKING JOKE
OLD FUCKING JOKE.
So worn out and busted that it pisses me off just to see it. Should I apologize for that? Fuck you.
I actually liked the direction you were going. It's too bad nobody wanted to help you. Not even being sarcastic. SO, NO. Not fuck me. Fuck you for having a dream and investing the amount of effort you have into trying to make something out of this. Because fuck me too
wut
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 06:01:01 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:55:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 05:51:36 AM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 05:47:23 AM
You act as if he's getting in your way. For a brief time, it sounded as if you were fed up with us sticking apart and not being able to achieve something as meaningful as we could had the members of this site combined efforts.
Why is it of all the nonsense in the PD, stick apart was what people take the most seriously? It is a mechanism to justify inaction. People love to sit by and watch, add their 2 cents, and say stick apart. BIG FUCKING JOKE
OLD FUCKING JOKE.
So worn out and busted that it pisses me off just to see it. Should I apologize for that? Fuck you.
I actually liked the direction you were going. It's too bad nobody wanted to help you. Not even being sarcastic. SO, NO. Not fuck me. Fuck you for having a dream and investing the amount of effort you have into trying to make something out of this. Because fuck me too
wut
It is a shame for you to fight a good fight with no one beside you
who says he's the only one who actually DOES shit?
or are we supposed to all come in here boasting and bragging about doing things that would probably end with us making Applebee's uniforms for 25 cents an hour if the wrong people found out?
shit, Roger, I guess we need to go get ourselves on the evening news to prove to some forumites that we're not just angry pixels.
Quote from: simonmoon333 on April 27, 2009, 05:21:14 AM
no...let's not stir things up... :evil:...what's the definition of a neophobe?...anyone?
The definition of a neophobe is someone who uses the name of a popular discordian character on a discordian forum, rather than taking the time and the braincells to create one of their own. Isn't it?
I don't know if I'd get fired if I fessed up and told the higher-ups I was incorporating elements of Discordianism and BIP-isms into my prevention work, but they'd at least give me funny looks. So, for now, I keep it to myself.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2009, 12:54:46 PM
who says he's the only one who actually DOES shit?
or are we supposed to all come in here boasting and bragging about doing things that would probably end with us making Applebee's uniforms for 25 cents an hour if the wrong people found out?
shit, Roger, I guess we need to go get ourselves on the evening news to prove to some forumites that we're not just angry pixels.
Or we could just, you know, tell him to fuck off.
One or the other.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2009, 12:54:46 PM
who says he's the only one who actually DOES shit?
or are we supposed to all come in here boasting and bragging about doing things that would probably end with us making Applebee's uniforms for 25 cents an hour if the wrong people found out?
shit, Roger, I guess we need to go get ourselves on the evening news to prove to some forumites that we're not just angry pixels.
From the Chao te Ching, chapter 17:
People who are asleep want Authority to make decisions.
They want an Authority they agree with.
They do not want to be told "no",
They do not want to be given responsibility.
Authority lacks trust, and will not be trusted.
The wise spag accomplishes their task,
And keeps their mouth shut,
So as not to get caught.
Quote from: simonmoon333 on April 27, 2009, 05:29:55 AM
Dude...I was just seeing if I could ruffle a feather or two...I think I hit a sore spot...sorry...the only true question I had was why there are so many "rules for noobs" posts...didn't mean to actually get you mad...thought I'd get some witty comebacks and move on
Rules? :?
I'm too lazy to check, but beyond the obvious legal stuff, most of the threads directed at noobs seem to be "Tips On How To Not Be Annoying," rather than rules.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2009, 12:54:46 PM
who says he's the only one who actually DOES shit?
or are we supposed to all come in here boasting and bragging about doing things that would probably end with us making Applebee's uniforms for 25 cents an hour if the wrong people found out?
shit, Roger, I guess we need to go get ourselves on the evening news to prove to some forumites that we're not just angry pixels.
People DO shit. His was the effort most noticeable to get everyone on this forum together. ACTUALLY cooperate and do some shit. He expressed a lot sentiments a lot of people agree with and tried to get a momentum for us to unify.
That's admirable.
As for people "bragging" what is the label of the Operation Mindfuck section? No one cares and thats not the issue
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 06:54:02 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2009, 12:54:46 PM
who says he's the only one who actually DOES shit?
or are we supposed to all come in here boasting and bragging about doing things that would probably end with us making Applebee's uniforms for 25 cents an hour if the wrong people found out?
shit, Roger, I guess we need to go get ourselves on the evening news to prove to some forumites that we're not just angry pixels.
People DO shit. His was the effort most noticeable to get everyone on this forum together. ACTUALLY cooperate and do some shit. He expressed a lot sentiments a lot of people agree with and tried to get a momentum for us to unify.
That's admirable.
As for people "bragging" what is the label of the Operation Mindfuck section? No one cares and thats not the issue
I hate the fuck out of some people on this forum, why would I want to cooperate with them?
Also: People "brag" about
ideas in O:MF, they tend not to discuss actions they have performed which may get either them or this forum into any hot water.
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 27, 2009, 07:35:27 PM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 06:54:02 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2009, 12:54:46 PM
who says he's the only one who actually DOES shit?
or are we supposed to all come in here boasting and bragging about doing things that would probably end with us making Applebee's uniforms for 25 cents an hour if the wrong people found out?
shit, Roger, I guess we need to go get ourselves on the evening news to prove to some forumites that we're not just angry pixels.
People DO shit. His was the effort most noticeable to get everyone on this forum together. ACTUALLY cooperate and do some shit. He expressed a lot sentiments a lot of people agree with and tried to get a momentum for us to unify.
That's admirable.
As for people "bragging" what is the label of the Operation Mindfuck section? No one cares and thats not the issue
I hate the fuck out of some people on this forum, why would I want to cooperate with them?
Also: People "brag" about ideas in O:MF, they tend not to discuss actions they have performed which may get either them or this forum into any hot water.
Hush your mouf. Here Lech is, taking part of his day to tell us how to be really really real Discordians for realness, and THAT is the thanks he gets?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 07:36:35 PM
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 27, 2009, 07:35:27 PM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 06:54:02 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2009, 12:54:46 PM
who says he's the only one who actually DOES shit?
or are we supposed to all come in here boasting and bragging about doing things that would probably end with us making Applebee's uniforms for 25 cents an hour if the wrong people found out?
shit, Roger, I guess we need to go get ourselves on the evening news to prove to some forumites that we're not just angry pixels.
People DO shit. His was the effort most noticeable to get everyone on this forum together. ACTUALLY cooperate and do some shit. He expressed a lot sentiments a lot of people agree with and tried to get a momentum for us to unify.
That's admirable.
As for people "bragging" what is the label of the Operation Mindfuck section? No one cares and thats not the issue
I hate the fuck out of some people on this forum, why would I want to cooperate with them?
Also: People "brag" about ideas in O:MF, they tend not to discuss actions they have performed which may get either them or this forum into any hot water.
Hush your mouf. Here Lech is, taking part of his day to tell us how to be really really real Discordians for realness, and THAT is the thanks he gets?
I
am an inconsiderate bastard... Lech, please tell me how to smile on my brother and get together and try to help one another RIGHT NOW!
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 27, 2009, 07:37:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 07:36:35 PM
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 27, 2009, 07:35:27 PM
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 06:54:02 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2009, 12:54:46 PM
who says he's the only one who actually DOES shit?
or are we supposed to all come in here boasting and bragging about doing things that would probably end with us making Applebee's uniforms for 25 cents an hour if the wrong people found out?
shit, Roger, I guess we need to go get ourselves on the evening news to prove to some forumites that we're not just angry pixels.
People DO shit. His was the effort most noticeable to get everyone on this forum together. ACTUALLY cooperate and do some shit. He expressed a lot sentiments a lot of people agree with and tried to get a momentum for us to unify.
That's admirable.
As for people "bragging" what is the label of the Operation Mindfuck section? No one cares and thats not the issue
I hate the fuck out of some people on this forum, why would I want to cooperate with them?
Also: People "brag" about ideas in O:MF, they tend not to discuss actions they have performed which may get either them or this forum into any hot water.
Hush your mouf. Here Lech is, taking part of his day to tell us how to be really really real Discordians for realness, and THAT is the thanks he gets?
I am an inconsiderate bastard... Lech, please tell me how to smile on my brother and get together and try to help one another RIGHT NOW!
There exists no need, Dr Hoopla. Whatever this site provides to you or others is simply enough. I get a lot from this place actually. There is nothing wrong with wanting more though
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 07:36:35 PM
Hush your mouf. Here Lech is, taking part of his day to tell us how to be really really real Discordians for realness, and THAT is the thanks he gets?
No No, master of the subject change. My lack of faith puts me in a bad position to teach anything. Besides, your cup is full.
Quote from: Pope Lecherous on April 27, 2009, 08:00:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 07:36:35 PM
Hush your mouf. Here Lech is, taking part of his day to tell us how to be really really real Discordians for realness, and THAT is the thanks he gets?
No No, master of the subject change. My lack of faith puts me in a bad position to teach anything. Besides, your cup is full.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW THAT?
BECAUSE I POOMPED IN IT.
Quote from: LMNO on April 27, 2009, 08:29:19 PM
BECAUSE I POOMPED IN IT.
I ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE POOMP.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO WE WERE JUST AND THEN I ACCIDENTALLY THE POOMP.
IS THIS BAD? I MEAN, THIS WAS THE WHOLE THING.
Quote from: simonmoon333 on April 27, 2009, 05:00:44 AM
So a man walks into a Discordian forum site and expects to find people who beleive in true freedom. Why is it that he finds multiple posts about what noobs should and shouldn't do? Why are there "forum leaders"? I feel a system here. I feel THE system. Please respond with why I'm wrong. I was starting to enjoy it here...til i noticed the government that rules this place.
Government cannot give you freedom, it can only take it away
1. the advice for n00bs is there to prevent us from having the exact same discussion every day.
2. your accusation that we represent "THE system" will be resolved with more lurking on your part.
3. any time a large group of people gets together for a sustained amount of time, norms, protocol, and hierarchy will be established. This is a trait of humanity and not one we will sidestep by being "really real" Discordians. It is also
necessary to complete certain projects. But note that here at PD, hierarchy isn't
enforced. Some of the actual forum moderators rarely even post here.
4. be prepared to challenge your own notions about Discordia
My girlfriend recently informed me that another group of Discordians she knows were literally rolling on the floor laughing at the notions of Discordians having a serious discussion about intellectual property.
frankly,
I'd rather be in the group of Discordians that can take things seriously when they feel like it
than the group of Discordians that dogmatically embrace disorder
chaos =/= disorder, you know
there's two sides to every chao
The CHao te CHing
CH 2
When the people of the world all know Order as Order,
there arises the recognition of Disorder.
When they all know there is such a thing as Illusion,
there arises the idea of Reality.
Therefore Order and Disorder produce each other,
Reality and Illusion trick each other,
Authority and Freedom define each other,
Love and Hate fuck each other.
So the wise spags look for the balance,
And stick their wrench into the Machine™.
They organize, but they do not Order.
They break apart, but they do not Disorder.
They act, but they Keep Their Fucking Mouths Shut.
And so are able to act again.
Quote from: Cramulus on April 27, 2009, 08:46:23 PM
My girlfriend recently informed me that another group of Discordians she knows were literally rolling on the floor laughing at the notions of Discordians having a serious discussion about intellectual property.
I know a group that would have killed us all.
But they're down in Salizor.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 08:49:17 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 27, 2009, 08:46:23 PM
My girlfriend recently informed me that another group of Discordians she knows were literally rolling on the floor laughing at the notions of Discordians having a serious discussion about intellectual property.
I know a group that would have killed us all.
But they're down in Salizor.
Killed us all, and then used our corpses as paper dolls for the children.
If we're lucky.
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 27, 2009, 09:04:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 08:49:17 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 27, 2009, 08:46:23 PM
My girlfriend recently informed me that another group of Discordians she knows were literally rolling on the floor laughing at the notions of Discordians having a serious discussion about intellectual property.
I know a group that would have killed us all.
But they're down in Salizor.
Killed us all, and then used our corpses as paper dolls for the children.
If we're lucky.
Fuck that. I've SEEN those "children".
TGRR,
Knows that a 450 LB hairy intsec goon in a Little Orphan Annie dress doesn't count as a "child".
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 09:06:55 PM
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 27, 2009, 09:04:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 08:49:17 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 27, 2009, 08:46:23 PM
My girlfriend recently informed me that another group of Discordians she knows were literally rolling on the floor laughing at the notions of Discordians having a serious discussion about intellectual property.
I know a group that would have killed us all.
But they're down in Salizor.
Killed us all, and then used our corpses as paper dolls for the children.
If we're lucky.
Fuck that. I've SEEN those "children".
TGRR,
Knows that a 450 LB hairy intsec goon in a Little Orphan Annie dress doesn't count as a "child".
It's because Guido Montobono was snipped at an early age. I have to admit, though, his singing makes me weep.
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 27, 2009, 09:08:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 09:06:55 PM
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 27, 2009, 09:04:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 08:49:17 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 27, 2009, 08:46:23 PM
My girlfriend recently informed me that another group of Discordians she knows were literally rolling on the floor laughing at the notions of Discordians having a serious discussion about intellectual property.
I know a group that would have killed us all.
But they're down in Salizor.
Killed us all, and then used our corpses as paper dolls for the children.
If we're lucky.
Fuck that. I've SEEN those "children".
TGRR,
Knows that a 450 LB hairy intsec goon in a Little Orphan Annie dress doesn't count as a "child".
It's because Guido Montobono was snipped at an early age. I have to admit, though, his singing makes me weep.
Fuck this. I'm drafting Enrico for Supreme Leader in 2012.
YES.
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 27, 2009, 09:24:04 PM
YES.
See my HAHAHAHAHAHA thread in Apple Talk.
America is ready for Enrico.
Kind of interesting that just as Enrico washes up on the shores of the USA all this shit starts slowly happening. How much influence does that sweaty bastard actually have behind the scenes?
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 27, 2009, 09:39:28 PM
Kind of interesting that just as Enrico washes up on the shores of the USA all this shit starts slowly happening. How much influence does that sweaty bastard actually have behind the scenes?
It's the fez. He doesn't wear it, IT wears HIM!
That should be the new catchphrase to sweep the nation: BLAME THE FEZ.
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 27, 2009, 09:41:59 PM
That should be the new catchphrase to sweep the nation: BLAME THE FEZ.
Fuck yes.
But none of this explains Uday.
Or Diabo, who is going to be the best fucking first lady since Elizabeth Khan, back in the year squat.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 09:51:44 PM
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 27, 2009, 09:41:59 PM
That should be the new catchphrase to sweep the nation: BLAME THE FEZ.
Fuck yes.
But none of this explains Uday.
Or Diabo, who is going to be the best fucking first lady since Elizabeth Khan, back in the year squat.
You won't see
her dripping all over Oprah's sofa, I guarantee
that.
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 27, 2009, 09:57:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 09:51:44 PM
Quote from: Dr Hoopla on April 27, 2009, 09:41:59 PM
That should be the new catchphrase to sweep the nation: BLAME THE FEZ.
Fuck yes.
But none of this explains Uday.
Or Diabo, who is going to be the best fucking first lady since Elizabeth Khan, back in the year squat.
You won't see her dripping all over Oprah's sofa, I guarantee that.
Yeah, I think she's more the Jerry Springer type.
Quote from: Cramulus on April 27, 2009, 08:46:23 PM
2. your accusation that we represent "THE system" will be resolved with more lurking on your part.
FUCK YOU I AM "THE SYSTEM"
THE WHOLE ONE.
Quote from: The System. on April 27, 2009, 10:27:02 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 27, 2009, 08:46:23 PM
2. your accusation that we represent "THE system" will be resolved with more lurking on your part.
FUCK YOU I AM "THE SYSTEM"
THE WHOLE ONE.
ACCIDENTALLY?
Quote from: The System. on April 27, 2009, 10:27:02 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 27, 2009, 08:46:23 PM
2. your accusation that we represent "THE system" will be resolved with more lurking on your part.
FUCK YOU I AM "THE SYSTEM"
THE WHOLE ONE.
I didn't say we
weren't the system
:kojak:
Quote from: The System. on April 27, 2009, 11:26:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 10:28:52 PM
Quote from: The System. on April 27, 2009, 10:27:02 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 27, 2009, 08:46:23 PM
2. your accusation that we represent "THE system" will be resolved with more lurking on your part.
FUCK YOU I AM "THE SYSTEM"
THE WHOLE ONE.
ACCIDENTALLY?
YES!
THEY WERE REALLY UP TO NO GOOD THEN THEY AND THEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE SYSTEM?
http://xkcd.com/personal/permalinked/1218062796760xd1.jpg <---- The original, in all its glory.
that is glorious.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 27, 2009, 11:32:26 PM
that is glorious.
It's what I aspire to, when I troll the 700 Club. :)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2009, 09:14:45 PM
Fuck this. I'm drafting Enrico for Supreme Leader in 2012.
Yessssssssssssss!!! Enricooooo!!! Fuck Hope, Go with the Gorgeous!!!
Quote from: LMNO on April 27, 2009, 08:47:51 PM
The CHao te CHing
CH 2
When the people of the world all know Order as Order,
there arises the recognition of Disorder.
When they all know there is such a thing as Illusion,
there arises the idea of Reality.
Therefore Order and Disorder produce each other,
Reality and Illusion trick each other,
Authority and Freedom define each other,
Love and Hate fuck each other.
So the wise spags look for the balance,
And stick their wrench into the Machine™.
They organize, but they do not Order.
They break apart, but they do not Disorder.
They act, but they Keep Their Fucking Mouths Shut.
And so are able to act again.
:mittens: