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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Cain on June 04, 2009, 10:28:13 AM

Title: Thank you again, Japan, for your batshit insanity
Post by: Cain on June 04, 2009, 10:28:13 AM
http://www.tentaclegrape.com/

"Tentacle Grape is everything I love about hentai, but with a sweet grapey taste that makes it seem like everything's going to be okay." - Yuri Lowenthal, beloved anime voice-actor
Title: Re: Thank you again, Japan, for your batshit insanity
Post by: Richter on June 04, 2009, 12:55:32 PM
Because the market was ripe for a mix of fruit snacks and fantasy sexual assault.

Anyone interested in making fantastic amounts of moeny importing and selling it at anime conventions?
Title: Re: Thank you again, Japan, for your batshit insanity
Post by: Rumckle on June 04, 2009, 01:23:40 PM
Hmm, according to Cracked it is actually made in California. Which makes sense cos they also ship via USPS.
Title: Re: Thank you again, Japan, for your batshit insanity
Post by: Corvidia on June 04, 2009, 06:26:26 PM
Rape grapes. Great.

This kind of makes my soul hurt.
Title: Re: Thank you again, Japan, for your batshit insanity
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on June 04, 2009, 06:55:20 PM
that explains the box I saw at McDonalds Saturday morning.

Big Cardboard Box that said "Rape Jelly" next to a shipping label

Title: Re: Thank you again, Japan, for your batshit insanity
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 04, 2009, 07:16:59 PM
Fuck  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Thank you again, Japan, for your batshit insanity
Post by: LMNO on June 04, 2009, 07:22:32 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on June 04, 2009, 06:55:20 PM
that explains the box I saw at McDonalds Saturday morning.

Big Cardboard Box that said "Rape Jelly" next to a shipping label


Obviously, a bulk shipment of Astroglide.
Title: Re: Thank you again, Japan, for your batshit insanity
Post by: Triple Zero on June 04, 2009, 09:48:55 PM
Quote from: Richter on June 04, 2009, 12:55:32 PM
Because the market was ripe for a mix of fruit snacks and fantasy sexual assault.

Anyone interested in making fantastic amounts of moeny importing and selling it at anime conventions?

Actually, according to their website this is what they're already doing.

But they do accept wholesale orders, so if you contact them to ask whether they have a stand at the next con you go to, and since they just started they can hardly be everywhere, you might make a good deal. Just remember to order ahead of time since they have a huge backlog of orders due to popularity.

It is however a brilliant way to make fantastic amounts of money. Whatever their wholesale price is, you can easily (at least) double it and still sell insane amounts of it at a con. Fuck, it's even got caffeine in it. And since it's probably very sugary it keeps forever, so if you dont sell all of it, there's always the next con. Just dunno if the con orgo's would be okay with you selling drinks? But you know better than me.
Title: Re: Thank you again, Japan, for your batshit insanity
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 06, 2009, 06:50:03 AM
my friend showed me this a couple months ago and i almost peed laughing.
Title: Re: Thank you again, Japan, for your batshit insanity
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 06, 2009, 06:50:21 AM
btw- it's still funny
Title: Re: Thank you again, Japan, for your batshit insanity
Post by: Cain on June 08, 2009, 03:27:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO5A8XTUg0Q

OK, Japan has redeemed itself.
Title: Re: Thank you again, Japan, for your batshit insanity
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 08, 2009, 10:21:08 PM
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Title: Re: Thank you again, Japan, for your batshit insanity
Post by: Iason Ouabache on June 12, 2009, 07:27:46 AM
Quote from: Cain on June 08, 2009, 03:27:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO5A8XTUg0Q

OK, Japan has redeemed itself.
:lulz: LOL, WHAT????
Title: Re: Thank you again, Japan, for your batshit insanity
Post by: Cain on June 12, 2009, 12:53:14 PM
RUBBERDUCKZILLA!
Title: Re: Thank you again, Japan, for your batshit insanity
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 14, 2009, 11:20:45 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 08, 2009, 03:27:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO5A8XTUg0Q

OK, Japan has redeemed itself.

holy. shit.
Title: Re: Thank you again, Japan, for your batshit insanity
Post by: Kai on June 15, 2009, 08:35:40 PM
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