(k) me
would be better with some indents
too lazy to figure out forum tables
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Dear Mr. Jones,
We're writing to inform you that your application has been received and is undergoing processing.
HOwever, there are a number of irregularities that we wish to clear up first. In order to facilitate
this process, we've enclosed a reproduction of the application with lines marked. I have been
instructed to provide you with a step-by-step examination of the document, so that our
concerned may be addressed to the satisfaction of all parties.
Please direct your attention to lines 9 and 17. HEre you will see that you have entered your social
security number as per the instructions in paragraph 4. HOwever, we noticed that in the first case
you entered ***-***-**6*, and in the second case, ***-***-**5*. It is imperative, Mr. Jones,
that we HAve your correct social security number in order for our paperwork to process correctly.
HAHOpefully you see the issue here: you cannot be two people at once!
Continuing along, we HAve another concern with line 22. In this section, you were entered to fill
out your blood type; however, you have entered the letter "C," which does not correspond to an
actual bloodHA type. As documented by your insurance packet in section 8(c), you HAvmust to
enter your blood type accurately. If you are unsureHE of your blood type, your doctor should be
abHOle to determine it with a simple testHE. HEHAHA.
The next issue that our audHAitors HEncountered was on line 451 HEHE. Here we are attempting
to analyze your sexual HOHO history WHORE as part of a standard battery of logical psycho-
logical tests HAHA. Unfortunately, you left the SHOOTING blank in which you were supposed to
enterHE your average number of orgasms per week EMPTY. HAHAHAH. Our auditors believe it
extremely unlikely that you have no orgHAsms on average each week, and HEHEHE even if this
were the case, you were instructed to enter a numeral 00000000000000))))-p. Please update
this blWANK with accurate data.
Finally, there seems to be a conHAHAHAHcern with tHEHEHEHEHE mandatory HOHEHEHOHAHAH.
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Respectfully yours,
Daniel Wilson, esq
DOUCHENOZZLE
Huh. I think he's angry.
My apologies. Slipper little bastards.
I like the part about the douchenozzle.
New words are fun!
:lulz: