I don't know what kind of shit you're trying to pull by posting those pictures, or where you found some of them, but you've successfully promoted yourself from "minor annoyance" to "target practice." Before you go congratulating yourself, I want you to know that I don't hate you. I want you to know that because I am sure you're congratulating yourself on provoking this out of me. No: You're not old enough, smart enough, or subtle enough to have earned my hatred. You are, at best, vexing; and I feel the need to sharpen my claws on something to remind myself they're there.
So now, shitlicker, let's get to the "substance" of your post.
Quotearfarfailette keepz saying how awsum SHE is (only a cunt kould act that wey) but all SHES ever postid r shit "poetree" n "DEEP THOTTS." phail. so i thott u wuld all liek these pix of HER.
If only I were a chick, asshork. I'd be all over you. I would fuck your brains out. Eating out my cunt would be the best night of your pig-wanking life. I wouldn't even laugh at your cigarette-sized dick.
Yes, that's right. You'd even get to lose your virginity.
And then the next morning you'd see, "WELCOME TO AIDS" scrawled on your fucking mirror.
But no, I would not cuddle, bitchtits.
Quoteand heer we see arfiearf with HER faverite persun, DICK CHENEY. SHE just luvs to fuck him. SHES all liek, GIV ME UR HALIBORTION. I LUV ONNESSESARY TROOP DEPLIYMENT.
Oh, yeah, vagnewt. I'm the neo-con. Or have you already forgotten the time you tried to tell us all that Pakistan was adjacent to Iraq, which is how the terrorists keep "escaping"? Or the time you denied there being any brown-outs in Baghdad?
You can't even spell "Two State Solution," and yet you've done nothing but criticize it since you joined. At least, I'm pretty sure that's what "2-stat sluteon" means. I'm not really into Pokemon.
Go back to sucking your high-school teachers' cocks, you condom oopsie. It's clearly much more effective at getting you through life than actually, you know, learning anything.
Quoten dis iz my faverote. here SHE iz sukking kant's noominal penis. SHE had 2 wurk for dat on. he made HER swere it wuz dun onlee out off duty, so it wuld be ethekilly legetamite.
Come on, fuckgnat. Or is that gnat-fucker? I'm sure it's the right size. Is that really the best you can do? Kant's ethical theory is self-defeating. Not only does he fail -- pay attention, because there's a word you're going to see again in a second -- to account for actions which may be morally praiseworthy, but he can't account for a pluralistic (read: REALISTIC) ethical view incorporating multiple internally-consistent sets of maxims.
Remember that word I said we were going to come back to? Here it is again, Captain Urethra.
FAIL.I'd be amazed if this series of perfectly reasonable criticisms to your personality, sexual habits, and ontological commitments managed to shut you up, porkwiper. I fully expect a reply when you're done crying in your room. This time all I'm going to do is suggest creative interpretations for your 'paredeem shiphting' "spelling." So knock yourself out.
I'll even get you a bat.
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(k) me
1. What in the name of sweet merciful fuck are you responding to?
2. You do realize that when you post around the net looking for your own personal troll army, the most likely result is that someone will follow you back and troll YOU, right?
Hoist by your own petard, much?
Quote from: Nigel on June 11, 2009, 11:54:46 PM
1. What in the name of sweet merciful fuck are you responding to?
2. You do realize that when you post around the net looking for your own personal troll army, the most likely result is that someone will follow you back and troll YOU, right?
Hoist by your own petard, much?
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this and :lulz:
edit to add - link or it never happened
Quote from: Arafelis on June 11, 2009, 11:42:55 PM
If only I were a chick, asshork. I'd be all over you. I would fuck your brains out. Eating out my cunt would be the best night of your pig-wanking life. I wouldn't even laugh at your cigarette-sized dick.
Yes, that's right. You'd even get to lose your virginity.
And then the next morning you'd see, "WELCOME TO AIDS" scrawled on your fucking mirror.
Also, I have to say that this is one of the creepiest examples of self-ownage I've ever seen. :aaa:
As soon as I saw this topic, I went to look for the posts in question. I didn't see it, but that doesn't mean it's not there. Link, someone?
Also, you realize this is going to blow up in your face, right? Feeding them only makes the matter worse, as you should well know.
still no link? i am starting to smell fiction
Quote from: Arafelis on June 11, 2009, 11:42:55 PM
I don't know what kind of shit you're trying to pull by posting those pictures, or where you found some of them, but you've successfully promoted yourself from "minor annoyance" to "target practice." Before you go congratulating yourself, I want you to know that I don't hate you. I want you to know that because I am sure you're congratulating yourself on provoking this out of me. No: You're not old enough, smart enough, or subtle enough to have earned my hatred. You are, at best, vexing; and I feel the need to sharpen my claws on something to remind myself they're there.
So now, shitlicker, let's get to the "substance" of your post.
Quotearfarfailette keepz saying how awsum SHE is (only a cunt kould act that wey) but all SHES ever postid r shit "poetree" n "DEEP THOTTS." phail. so i thott u wuld all liek these pix of HER.
If only I were a chick, asshork. I'd be all over you. I would fuck your brains out. Eating out my cunt would be the best night of your pig-wanking life. I wouldn't even laugh at your cigarette-sized dick.
Yes, that's right. You'd even get to lose your virginity.
And then the next morning you'd see, "WELCOME TO AIDS" scrawled on your fucking mirror.
But no, I would not cuddle, bitchtits.
Quoteand heer we see arfiearf with HER faverite persun, DICK CHENEY. SHE just luvs to fuck him. SHES all liek, GIV ME UR HALIBORTION. I LUV ONNESSESARY TROOP DEPLIYMENT.
Oh, yeah, vagnewt. I'm the neo-con. Or have you already forgotten the time you tried to tell us all that Pakistan was adjacent to Iraq, which is how the terrorists keep "escaping"? Or the time you denied there being any brown-outs in Baghdad?
You can't even spell "Two State Solution," and yet you've done nothing but criticize it since you joined. At least, I'm pretty sure that's what "2-stat sluteon" means. I'm not really into Pokemon.
Go back to sucking your high-school teachers' cocks, you condom oopsie. It's clearly much more effective at getting you through life than actually, you know, learning anything.
Quoten dis iz my faverote. here SHE iz sukking kant's noominal penis. SHE had 2 wurk for dat on. he made HER swere it wuz dun onlee out off duty, so it wuld be ethekilly legetamite.
Come on, fuckgnat. Or is that gnat-fucker? I'm sure it's the right size. Is that really the best you can do? Kant's ethical theory is self-defeating. Not only does he fail -- pay attention, because there's a word you're going to see again in a second -- to account for actions which may be morally praiseworthy, but he can't account for a pluralistic (read: REALISTIC) ethical view incorporating multiple internally-consistent sets of maxims.
Remember that word I said we were going to come back to? Here it is again, Captain Urethra.
FAIL.
I'd be amazed if this series of perfectly reasonable criticisms to your personality, sexual habits, and ontological commitments managed to shut you up, porkwiper. I fully expect a reply when you're done crying in your room. This time all I'm going to do is suggest creative interpretations for your 'paredeem shiphting' "spelling." So knock yourself out.
I'll even get you a bat.
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(k) me
:postpics:
Oh, I don't know. I think it's been pretty amazing so far.
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 05:07:07 AM
Oh, I don't know. I think it's been pretty amazing so far.
Not really. Also, this is more "Apple Talk" material (that's where we keep all the drama stuff). Any objection to it being moved?
Quote from: fomenter on June 12, 2009, 04:03:36 AM
still no link? i am starting to smell fiction
Or, possibly, delusion.
Quote from: Nigel on June 12, 2009, 05:08:57 AM
Quote from: fomenter on June 12, 2009, 04:03:36 AM
still no link? i am starting to smell fiction
Or, possibly, delusion.
I'm thinking he's genuinely trying to troll the board now, so he's made some shit up that smells like lies from a mile away without links.
What he was doing *before* this, I don't really know.
I don't, as a rule, kopyleft forum drama.
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 05:13:19 AM
I don't, as a rule, kopyleft drama.
Not sure I understand that. Is that a yes, or a no?
Also, your sig is a deliberate misinterpretation of what Mal wrote.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 05:14:15 AM
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 05:13:19 AM
I don't, as a rule, kopyleft drama.
Not sure I understand that. Is that a yes, or a no?
He kopylefted it, so it's not drama, he's saying.
I call bullshit. I think it would be obvious that posting anything resembling this at this time with your history would brew up drama.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 05:14:15 AM
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 05:13:19 AM
I don't, as a rule, kopyleft drama.
Not sure I understand that. Is that a yes, or a no?
This work of fiction was never intended to be taken seriously, hence the increasingly implausible "trolling" in each line.
It never happened. There are no pictures. There is no drama. As such, unless there's a better board for kopylefted original work, I'd prefer it not be moved.
Quote from: Laughtrack on June 12, 2009, 05:19:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 05:14:15 AM
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 05:13:19 AM
I don't, as a rule, kopyleft drama.
Not sure I understand that. Is that a yes, or a no?
He kopylefted it, so it's not drama, he's saying.
I call bullshit. I think it would be obvious that posting anything resembling this at this time with your history would brew up drama.
Looks like drama.
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 05:19:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 05:14:15 AM
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 05:13:19 AM
I don't, as a rule, kopyleft drama.
Not sure I understand that. Is that a yes, or a no?
This work of fiction was never intended to be taken seriously, hence the increasingly implausible "trolling" in each line.
It never happened. There are no pictures. There is no drama. As such, unless there's a better board for kopylefted original work, I'd prefer it not be moved.
You should have mentioned that it was a piece of fiction...because it looks like it was intended to imply that someone here was fucking with your personal information, etc, etc. It seems like the sort of passive/aggressive bullshit you appear to be prone to indulging in.
However, as I am an admin and not an art critic, I will leave it be...but only on principle, just as I would leave some drivel from Yoko Ono be.
he's not trolling hes writing literature :lulz:
Quote from: fomenter on June 12, 2009, 05:22:31 AM
he's not trolling hes writing literature :lulz:
*ahem*
"Lit-rah-chaw".
Do it right.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 05:21:43 AM
You should have mentioned that it was a piece of fiction...because it looks like it was intended to imply that someone here was fucking with your personal information, etc, etc. It seems like the sort of passive/aggressive bullshit you appear to be prone to indulging in.
However, as I am an admin and not an art critic, I will leave it be...but only on principle, just as I would leave some drivel from Yoko Ono be.
At first, I was flabbergasted that anyone would take it seriously.
Then I found it very, very funny.
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 05:23:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 05:21:43 AM
You should have mentioned that it was a piece of fiction...because it looks like it was intended to imply that someone here was fucking with your personal information, etc, etc. It seems like the sort of passive/aggressive bullshit you appear to be prone to indulging in.
However, as I am an admin and not an art critic, I will leave it be...but only on principle, just as I would leave some drivel from Yoko Ono be.
At first, I was flabbergasted that anyone would take it seriously.
Then I found it very, very funny.
And didn't correct the situation. Basically, you were intentionally dishonest.
You're one of those fuckwits that thinks the "disorganize" bit in the PD means we are supposed to fuck with each other, right? Instead of, you know, the grays?
We've seen it before. Only about 2,000,000 times. It's boring. Please attempt to be interesting.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 05:25:13 AM
And didn't correct the situation. Basically, you were intentionally dishonest.
Absolutely.
QuoteYou're one of those fuckwits that thinks the "disorganize" bit in the PD means we are supposed to fuck with each other, right? Instead of, you know, the grays?
I dunno. I'd say my sig captures how I feel about it pretty well.
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 05:27:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 05:25:13 AM
And didn't correct the situation. Basically, you were intentionally dishonest.
Absolutely.
QuoteYou're one of those fuckwits that thinks the "disorganize" bit in the PD means we are supposed to fuck with each other, right? Instead of, you know, the grays?
I dunno. I'd say my sig captures how I feel about it pretty well.
Yeah, you're a fucktard who took the ONE GOOD THING the PD had to say, and got it totally wrong. I kind of figured.
yep you had skeptical questions in the first responses, fooled us long and hard too, but we have never seen anyone try fucking with us before :argh!:...
i am flattered you seem to be taking my advice but notice the part about learning from your mistakes and staying ahead of the fail curve
Quote from: fomenter on June 10, 2009, 07:58:27 PM
or learn the hard way make every possible blunder a noob can make and as long as you can show you are learning and staying ahead of the fail curve by not repeating your mistakes eventually you run out of fail and your ability to contribute will rise to the top..
QuoteYeah, you're a fucktard who took the ONE GOOD THING the PD had to say, and got it totally wrong. I kind of figured.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I'm going to cry. (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=945.msg24935#msg24935)
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 05:31:58 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I'm going to cry. (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=945.msg24935#msg24935)
Pfft. I give up. You have nothing to say.
You're basically just a hate-shitting target now.
ETA: Also, you don't believe in attributing quotes, I see. So you're also a plagiarist.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 05:33:09 AM
Pfft. I give up.
Oh, Roger.
I pray for all of us that that will never be true.
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 05:36:37 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 05:33:09 AM
Pfft. I give up.
Oh, Roger.
I pray for all of us that that will never be true.
Uh huh. Basically, the short and skinny is as follows:
1. You're a plagiarist.
2. You are fond of taking things out of context.
3. You're a liar.
4. Your idea of Discordianism is to plink away at other Discordians, instead of at the society which is out to enslave you.
You're a dumbass. End of story.
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More facts! What could be better?
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 05:42:27 AM
More facts! What could be better?
Your death from cancer?
Regardless of how you feel about it, I'm grateful.
[00:02] Arafelis: I've got such a quandry.
[00:03] Arafelis: fomenter offered such a good set-up, but i have no good reason other than that for making fun of him.
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[00:44] Arafelis: I am happy, because Roger saved me from my dillemma.
[00:44] Arafelis: He is good at that.
[00:44] *****: wow, you must have been lost for roger to save you
[00:45] Arafelis: Sometimes, I am very lost indeed.
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 05:47:58 AM
Regardless of how you feel about it, I'm grateful.
[00:02] Arafelis: I've got such a quandry.
[00:03] Arafelis: fomenter offered such a good set-up, but i have no good reason other than that for making fun of him.
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[00:44] Arafelis: I am happy, because Roger saved me from my dillemma.
[00:44] Arafelis: He is good at that.
[00:44] *****: wow, you must have been lost for roger to save you
[00:45] Arafelis: Sometimes, I am very lost indeed.
More imaginary conversations and lies? What a shock.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 05:48:56 AM
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 05:47:58 AM
Regardless of how you feel about it, I'm grateful.
[00:02] Arafelis: I've got such a quandry.
[00:03] Arafelis: fomenter offered such a good set-up, but i have no good reason other than that for making fun of him.
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[00:44] Arafelis: I am happy, because Roger saved me from my dillemma.
[00:44] Arafelis: He is good at that.
[00:44] *****: wow, you must have been lost for roger to save you
[00:45] Arafelis: Sometimes, I am very lost indeed.
More imaginary conversations and lies? What a shock.
I can post the full log for the past hour in #discord, but somehow, I can't see it much mattering.
Meh. C'est la vie.
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 05:51:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 05:48:56 AM
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 05:47:58 AM
Regardless of how you feel about it, I'm grateful.
[00:02] Arafelis: I've got such a quandry.
[00:03] Arafelis: fomenter offered such a good set-up, but i have no good reason other than that for making fun of him.
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[00:44] Arafelis: I am happy, because Roger saved me from my dillemma.
[00:44] Arafelis: He is good at that.
[00:44] *****: wow, you must have been lost for roger to save you
[00:45] Arafelis: Sometimes, I am very lost indeed.
More imaginary conversations and lies? What a shock.
I can post the full log for the past hour in #discord, but somehow, I can't see it much mattering.
Meh. C'est la vie.
I wouldn't believe you anyway. You've already - in this very thread - admitted to lying for the purpose of generating drama.
Nothing you say has any value whatsoever.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 05:54:03 AM
I wouldn't believe you anyway. You've already - in this very thread - admitted to lying for the purpose of generating drama.
No, I have not. I failed to correct a misconception (deception). Currently you're prevaricating. There are a wide variety of ways in which people are dishonest that aren't lies; the difference can be important.
Plus there's the gradual expansion of the accusation. It's a good technique. I'll have to work that into the fallacies page at some point.
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 06:00:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 05:54:03 AM
I wouldn't believe you anyway. You've already - in this very thread - admitted to lying for the purpose of generating drama.
No, I have not. I failed to correct a misconception (deception).
A lie by omission is still a lie. Even the fucking JESUITS know THAT.
Fucking idiot.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 06:01:27 AM
A lie by omission is still a lie. Even the fucking JESUITS know THAT.
I made no statement with the intent of deceiving. If that fits your definition of a lie, there's no real reason to contest it -- however, I do wonder how you judge your own addition to the truth in this thread. Does hyperbole also qualify to you as a form of lie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lie)?
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 05:19:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 05:14:15 AM
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 05:13:19 AM
I don't, as a rule, kopyleft drama.
Not sure I understand that. Is that a yes, or a no?
This work of fiction was never intended to be taken seriously, hence the increasingly implausible "trolling" in each line.
It never happened. There are no pictures. There is no drama. As such, unless there's a better board for kopylefted original work, I'd prefer it not be moved.
:|
So it was a really poor attempt at fiction?
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 06:11:37 AM
I made no statement with the intent of deceiving.
You deliberately deceived people.
You're a liar. That's forgivable. The problem is, you're a BORING liar. And a plagiarist, which is automatically boring. You have nothing to say, and you say it at great length.
Quote from: Nigel on June 12, 2009, 06:12:33 AM
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 05:19:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 05:14:15 AM
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 05:13:19 AM
I don't, as a rule, kopyleft drama.
Not sure I understand that. Is that a yes, or a no?
This work of fiction was never intended to be taken seriously, hence the increasingly implausible "trolling" in each line.
It never happened. There are no pictures. There is no drama. As such, unless there's a better board for kopylefted original work, I'd prefer it not be moved.
:|
So it was a really poor attempt at fiction?
Which is his way of saying he lied, realized he couldn't pull it off, and then backpedaled like the screeching little pussy he is.
He's also apparently too stupid to understand that "Or Kill Me" is rants, "Literate Chaotic" and "Bring and Brag" are non-rant essays and fiction.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 06:14:41 AM
Which is his way of saying he lied, realized he couldn't pull it off, and then backpedaled like the screeching little pussy he is.
Don't forget the part where I thanked you for it!
Quote from: Nigel on June 12, 2009, 06:15:53 AM
He's also apparently too stupid to understand that "Or Kill Me" is rants, "Literate Chaotic" and "Bring and Brag" are non-rant essays and fiction.
He's also a plagiarist.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 06:16:26 AM
He's also a plagiarist.
Again with the prevarications!
I never took credit for anything anyone else said, TGRR. In fact, as soon as it was brought up, I was more than happy to attribute it.
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 06:18:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 06:16:26 AM
He's also a plagiarist.
Again with the prevarications!
I never took credit for anything anyone else said, TGRR. In fact, as soon as it was brought up, I was more than happy to attribute it.
Actually, your sig is something I wrote, and has not been attributed as such. There's not even quote marks.
Prevarications, my ass. You're a fucking liar, and a plagiarist.
I provided a freakin' link! What kind of attribution do you want, a shrine?
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 06:20:33 AM
I provided a freakin' link! What kind of attribution do you want, a shrine?
Quote marks and a fucking attribution would be nice. Fucking plagiarist.
As you wish.
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The OP had to be one of the stupidest fucking things I ever skimmed over.
I couldn't even read the whole damn thing cause it was hurting my fucking brain.
Stupid. Just stupid. Pointless.
Pointless.
Dumbest shit on the inturdnests!
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Whatever it was you were going for you failed miserably.
My teenage kid has written better shit than this. And his last story consisted of "we wanted ice cream but it drove away and i burned my feet".
You fucking SUCK.
SUCK.
I concur. I don't believe I've seen stupidity of the magnitude for quite some time.
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Painfully retarded.
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I just shit up my throat!
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Oh holy fucking tit zurberturs. Did your fucking sausage ass fingers really take TIME out of your DAY to TYPE that shit? You could have been playin mother fucking Frisbee, bitch!
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The guy on the left, he's eating what he wishes was YOU
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Now fuck off till you've got something GOOD to say
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Quote from: Squid on June 12, 2009, 07:38:00 AM
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The OP had to be one of the stupidest fucking things I ever skimmed over.
I couldn't even read the whole damn thing cause it was hurting my fucking brain.
Stupid. Just stupid. Pointless.
Pointless.
Dumbest shit on the inturdnests!
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/emotes/DILDOS.jpg)(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/emotes/DILDOS.jpg)
Whatever it was you were going for you failed miserably.
My teenage kid has written better shit than this. And his last story consisted of "we wanted ice cream but it drove away and i burned my feet".
You fucking SUCK.
SUCK.
I concur. I don't believe I've seen stupidity of the magnitude for quite some time.
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Painfully retarded.
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(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/owl2.jpg)
I just shit up my throat!
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(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/owl5.jpg)
Oh holy fucking tit zurberturs. Did your fucking sausage ass fingers really take TIME out of your DAY to TYPE that shit? You could have been playin mother fucking Frisbee, bitch!
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(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/owl4.jpg)
The guy on the left, he's eating what he wishes was YOU
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/madowls.gif)
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/owl1b.jpg)
Now fuck off till you've got something GOOD to say
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This comment has to be one of the channiest things I've ever seen. It actually
scares me that this person has reached the phase of life where they are reproducing, and yet their ability to communicate with others is still predicated upon image macros.
I could barely stand to look at the whole thing. It was embarassing. Just... pointless. Maybe he had his kid post it
for him. That'd at least be an excuse. I mean, my
made up troll was more literate.
Oh well. I suppose I'd better try to speak the language of my audience. When in Rome, as they say.
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Question - What are an owl's predators?
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Owls are top carnivores and have very few natural predators, except of
course human beings. It would also depend upon what part of the World you
are referring to as well. Owlets learning to fly may be in a position to
become a meal for a fox or other causal predator when they are on the
ground... (source) (http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/)
I am... STAR FOX!
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Quote from: Squid on June 12, 2009, 07:38:00 AM
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The OP had to be one of the stupidest fucking things I ever skimmed over.
I couldn't even read the whole damn thing cause it was hurting my fucking brain.
Stupid. Just stupid. Pointless.
Pointless.
Dumbest shit on the inturdnests!
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Whatever it was you were going for you failed miserably.
My teenage kid has written better shit than this. And his last story consisted of "we wanted ice cream but it drove away and i burned my feet".
You fucking SUCK.
SUCK.
I concur. I don't believe I've seen stupidity of the magnitude for quite some time.
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Painfully retarded.
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I just shit up my throat!
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Oh holy fucking tit zurberturs. Did your fucking sausage ass fingers really take TIME out of your DAY to TYPE that shit? You could have been playin mother fucking Frisbee, bitch!
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The guy on the left, he's eating what he wishes was YOU
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Now fuck off till you've got something GOOD to say
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But hey, I am curious about the history of the Owl Cabal now. Mind sharing how you got started?
I miss DK :x
There - I've said it
Well, looks like Araf has moved himself to the "ignore" pile.
Christ on a fucking crutch this dipshit is just fucking annoying as hell.....
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 12, 2009, 11:25:41 AM
I miss DK :x
There - I've said it
I know how you feel!
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 08:18:43 AM
This comment has to be one of the channiest things I've ever seen. It actually scares me that this person has reached the phase of life where they are reproducing, and yet their ability to communicate with others is still predicated upon image macros.
Because a thread of this quality deserves better than something you perceive as "channish" :lulz:
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 08:18:43 AM
I could barely stand to look at the whole thing. It was embarassing. Just... pointless. Maybe he had his kid post it for him. That'd at least be an excuse. I mean, my made up troll was more literate.
AHAHAHAHA
No.
Because (1) your OP, while exaggerated to the point of being almost amusing, does not qualify as "more literate" because you used a bunch of swears and threats instead of pictures. It qualifies as "being made out of more text than pics." And (2) your OP is not an example of trolling, real or fictional. The OP is an example of being successfully flamebaited
by a troll. You made up a scenario in which you got successfully trolled.
Cainad bringing the damage and highlighting the fatal flaw. Any troll worth their salt would immediately play on the ITG tendencies displayed by the OP, then quickly screenshot the replies before posting them to Encyclopedia Dramatica.
That aside, I'm leaning towards what LMNO said.
Quote from: Arafelis
This comment has to be one of the channiest things I've ever seen. It actually scares me that this person has reached the phase of life where they are reproducing, and yet their ability to communicate with others is still predicated upon image macros.
I could barely stand to look at the whole thing. It was embarassing. Just... pointless. Maybe he had his kid post it for him. That'd at least be an excuse. I mean, my made up troll was more literate.
Oh well. I suppose I'd better try to speak the language of my audience. When in Rome, as they say.
See your response here? This is exactly what your OP was.
You see, the above quoted from
you is EXACTLY what I fucking said about this thread. Obviously you're too god damned stupid to see that or you'd look at my reply vs. your quote and go "Oh shit, I just repeated what Squid said".
You tried a fake troll and I replied accordingly.
Get it shitneck??
:lulz: :lulz:
QuoteBut hey, I am curious about the history of the Owl Cabal now. Mind sharing how you got started?
I do mind, go fuck yourself.
Quote from: LMNO on June 12, 2009, 01:40:11 PM
Well, looks like Araf has moved himself to the "ignore" pile.
Yeah, I decided to follow Cain's usual advice early on with this one.
You have got to be kidding me...
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Arafelis has resorted to trolling everyone and everyone has resorted to trolling Arafelis.
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QuoteBecause (1) your OP, while exaggerated to the point of being almost amusing, does not qualify as "more literate" because you used a bunch of swears and threats instead of pictures.
Feelings about him aside, I'd put Kant above Metalocalypse on the "literacy" scale.
QuoteYou see, the above quoted from you is EXACTLY what I fucking said about this thread. Obviously you're too god damned stupid to see that or you'd look at my reply vs. your quote and go "Oh shit, I just repeated what Squid said".
No shit, sherlock.
This mindset is why I was so flabbergasted anyone took the OP seriously to begin with.
QuoteArafelis has resorted to trolling everyone and everyone has resorted to trolling Arafelis.
I think there are quite a few posters who simply don't care what I have to say at this point. These, sadly for me, are generally the posters who have the most interesting things to say. For everyone else, I am limited to replying in the manner in which I'm addressed.
It's frustrating. I feel as though the worst possible interpretation has been applied to each thing I've said or
not said -- and once an interpretation has been suggested by one or two credible posters, it's become the default attitude. But that's also what makes it interesting. I'm forced to choose what I think is important to justify myself
to, how, and why. A bit self-centered, I suppose, but as your (Epimetheus') quote suggests, there's a paradigm at work which makes it difficult to do anything else.
Quote from: Arafelis on June 13, 2009, 02:10:34 AM
QuoteBecause (1) your OP, while exaggerated to the point of being almost amusing, does not qualify as "more literate" because you used a bunch of swears and threats instead of pictures.
Feelings about him aside, I'd put Kant above Metalocalypse on the "literacy" scale.
Name-dropping? :lol:
If all you've got going for you is that you referenced a philosopher instead of a cartoon in a (fake) flamefest, you've actually scraped
through the bottom of the barrel and are now digging your own hole.
But you knew that.
:lulz: I didn't take you seriously.
I thought it was fucking dumb and responded accordingly.
dur
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I woulda done the same thing no matter who posted that tripe.
It was kind of an accident that I even read the post. Which is weird. :tinfoilhat:
Quote from: Arafelis on June 13, 2009, 02:10:34 AMFor everyone else, I am limited to replying in the manner in which I'm addressed.
Baa durrrh ghuh ba da guh burr.
Those were some pretty painful 5 pages
I've seen worse. "Why is the internet so fucking fascist?" comes to mind. As does "the collected works of cat~maxwell (AKK Outlandish remix)."
:lulz: this thread is a "hurtzdonit"!!
These trolls just gets worse and worse at what their doing
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 08:18:43 AM
This comment has to be one of the channiest things I've ever seen. It actually scares me that this person has reached the phase of life where they are reproducing, and yet their ability to communicate with others is still predicated upon image macros.
Well, then it's a good thing for Squid that your opinion is valueless.
Quote from: The Pariah on June 13, 2009, 05:04:51 PM
These trolls just gets worse and worse at what their doing
i don't think he has the stuff to be an notable fail troll,
if he stopped trying to troll us and got his head out of his ass (i blame the study of philosophy ) he might even make it around here..
or he can be yet another sub standard poster attempting to impress us with his discordianism by messing with us in obvious and predictable ways and complaining that we are doing it wrong... *we need more of those
(*sarcasm)
Just poping by my lovelies,
I have to say even on the quick look round i've had I don't think you believe most of what you say (that includes you Arafelis), that or you're suffering from some serious cognative bias.
Huggs and kisses
Quote from: fomenter on June 13, 2009, 05:56:22 PM
Quote from: The Pariah on June 13, 2009, 05:04:51 PM
These trolls just gets worse and worse at what their doing
i don't think he has the stuff to be an notable fail troll,
if he stopped trying to troll us and got his head out of his ass (i blame the study of philosophy ) he might even make it around here..
or he can be yet another sub standard poster attempting to impress us with his discordianism by messing with us in obvious and predictable ways and complaining that we are doing it wrong... *we need more of those (*sarcasm)
He has potential, but he's lazy.
You know, looking back on it, the thing that disappoints me most about the thread is that no one laughed at "Halibortion."
Quote from: Arafelis on June 15, 2009, 11:50:51 PM
You know, looking back on it, the thing that disappoints me most about the thread is that no one laughed at "Halibortion."
Well, you got what you wanted. A nice little board war. I am going to have fun indulging in that, then I plan to take a little "special time" to make you feel "welcome" here.
For about 6 months or so.
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See ya in the funny papers, Bozo.
Quote from: Arafelis on June 15, 2009, 11:50:51 PM
You know, looking back on it, the thing that disappoints me most about the thread is that no one laughed at "Halibortion."
I thought that was the best part of your post. let's have a drink sometime and maybe in the morning you can write something amusing on my bathroom mirror :D