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Title: Quick curried chickpeas
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 23, 2009, 06:39:46 PM
Quickest lunch ever:

In a small bowl mix- (equal parts, like a 1/4 tsp)
salt
curry powder
garam masala
ground coriander
cumin
turmeric
(ground cardamom if you have it)
-or use your favorite curry mix-

also need-
strained and rinsed chickpeas from a can or re-hydrated dry ones, either way they're fine
olive oil
wee bit o garlic minced

Heat a small pan and coat the bottom with olive oil.  Throw in your garlic and spice, sautee till it smells up your house. Add the chickpeas and cook em till your eyes burn and a few pop open.

That's it. You can top em with some chopped cilantro if you have it, or if you want to. I don't even like these damn beans cause they're usually too mealy for me, but I like these and it takes like 5 minutes to make em.
Title: Re: Quick curried chickpeas
Post by: Kai on June 23, 2009, 06:54:49 PM
Made a more complex version of this for lunch and dinner, BEFORE I saw this recipie. :3
Title: Re: Quick curried chickpeas
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 23, 2009, 07:12:04 PM
sweet.

i can't remember if something similar has been posted in here before.
i think it has... ?

Title: Re: Quick curried chickpeas
Post by: Richter on June 23, 2009, 07:16:56 PM
Still sound delicious.  The same idea, but with Sriacha and Sazon on beans and rice, has been my lunch / heartburn fuel all week.
Title: Re: Quick curried chickpeas
Post by: Kai on June 23, 2009, 07:39:16 PM
Quote from: Squid on June 23, 2009, 07:12:04 PM
sweet.

i can't remember if something similar has been posted in here before.
i think it has... ?



http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=17942.0
Title: Re: Quick curried chickpeas
Post by: Jenne on June 23, 2009, 08:33:12 PM
Hm...no vinegar or nuffin?  Sounds yum and quick.  We always have garbonzo beans around for hummus.
Title: Re: Quick curried chickpeas
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 24, 2009, 03:45:41 AM
Quote from: Kai on June 23, 2009, 07:39:16 PM
Quote from: Squid on June 23, 2009, 07:12:04 PM
sweet.

i can't remember if something similar has been posted in here before.
i think it has... ?



http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=17942.0

oops
Title: Re: Quick curried chickpeas
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on June 24, 2009, 07:32:33 AM
Proper garam masala already has coriander, cumin, turmeric, etc etc etc
Title: Re: Quick curried chickpeas
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 24, 2009, 04:51:26 PM
yes. it does.
and yet i add more anyway.

IT'S WACKY NUNU!!
Title: Re: Quick curried chickpeas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 24, 2009, 07:02:46 PM
Quote from: Squid on June 24, 2009, 04:51:26 PM

IT'S WACKY NUNU!!

:x
Title: Re: Quick curried chickpeas
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 24, 2009, 07:57:15 PM
Quote from: Nigel on June 24, 2009, 07:02:46 PM
Quote from: Squid on June 24, 2009, 04:51:26 PM

IT'S WACKY NUNU!!

:x

:lulz:
Title: Re: Quick curried chickpeas
Post by: Jenne on June 24, 2009, 08:51:08 PM
Actually, Badges, there's really no such thing as "proper" garam masala--it literally means "spice mixture" in India, and it's got typical things in it, but it can really vary from store to store and company to company.
Title: Re: Quick curried chickpeas
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on June 25, 2009, 01:13:36 AM
proper garam masala = make your own
Title: Re: Quick curried chickpeas
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 25, 2009, 02:55:29 AM
the indian lady i work with makes her own.
she doesn't put turmeric in it.

WACKY NUNU!!
Title: Re: Quick curried chickpeas
Post by: Jenne on June 25, 2009, 08:16:33 AM
:lulz:  Exactly, Squid.
Title: Re: Quick curried chickpeas
Post by: Raphaella on June 28, 2009, 08:26:18 AM
Quote from: Squid on June 24, 2009, 04:51:26 PM
yes. it does.
and yet i add more anyway.

IT'S WACKY NUNU!!

:lulz: :lulz: I laughed so hard I cried!! 
Title: Re: Quick curried chickpeas
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 29, 2009, 04:36:28 PM
Oh HA!
You live down here right?
So you know what I'm referencing  :lulz:
Title: Re: Quick curried chickpeas
Post by: AFK on June 29, 2009, 05:51:08 PM
If you sent that by courier to someone would it make it quick couried quick curried chickpeas? 
Title: Re: Quick curried chickpeas
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 30, 2009, 07:34:36 AM
:rimshot:








also: this guy thinks you're weird.
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Title: Re: Quick curried chickpeas
Post by: Raphaella on June 30, 2009, 08:23:51 AM
Quote from: Squid on June 29, 2009, 04:36:28 PM
Oh HA!
You live down here right?
So you know what I'm referencing  :lulz:

Indeed! I love the way he stresses, "White porcelain". 
Title: Re: Quick curried chickpeas
Post by: AFK on June 30, 2009, 01:56:06 PM
Quote from: Squid on June 30, 2009, 07:34:36 AM
:rimshot:








also: this guy thinks you're weird.
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Owl bet he does.