...bugger off to Argentina for some ass, thereby flushing his very serious bid for the 2012 GOP presidential nomination down the pooper?
I am SO fucking jealous of South Carolina. :argh!:
One day, Rhode Island will once again have crackpots that make the national news, until then, we like to keep them to ourselves.
No. Our MPs are fat, gluttonous bastards though:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2499268.ece
QuoteTHE full range of MP Rosie Cooper's naughty nibbles paid for by taxpayers was revealed last night.
Her Commons expense claims include a mouth-watering array of sweets, crisps, cakes, ice creams and doughnuts.
Items as small as a 29p bag of Hula Hoops and a white chocolate cookie costing 30p are meticulously listed with receipts.
Labour MP for West Lancashire Rosie, 58 - believed to be a size 16 - once lent her name to a campaign for healthy eating.
She said: "Fighting obesity is one of today's key public health challenges."
She insisted last night that the treats were bought for her unpaid Westminster researcher.
No, my Governor is a big bucket of :kingmeh:
My governor is an Oompa Loompa
(http://www.galtmile.com/images/tal/crist.jpg)
My govenor is Protobama.
Let's hope they gave v2.0 a lot of upgrades...
Quote from: Squid on June 25, 2009, 04:47:24 PM
My governor is an Oompa Loompa
(http://www.galtmile.com/images/tal/crist.jpg)
:lulz:
Holy fuck Squid, your governor is creepy! :eek:
It's Florida, what did you expect?
Much older.
More Hawaiian shirt and fanny pack.
Yeah...mine's cyborg...?
(http://www.koze950.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/gregoire1001.jpg)
My governor is hated by every extreme fundie christian in the state
and that's why she's awesome
http://www.mnftiu.cc/2009/06/25/is-mark-sanford-americas-first-emo-governor/
Mine is. :lulz:
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 25, 2009, 06:44:01 PM
http://www.mnftiu.cc/2009/06/25/is-mark-sanford-americas-first-emo-governor/
:x
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 25, 2009, 06:44:01 PM
http://www.mnftiu.cc/2009/06/25/is-mark-sanford-americas-first-emo-governor/
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
:lulz:
(http://neilbeynon.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/arnold_joint.jpg)
my Governor, is it any wonder i post on the worst forum on the Internet and what is likely the worst forum ever
:lulz:
Quote from: Jenne on June 25, 2009, 06:17:29 PM
Yeah...mine's cyborg...?
Who's married to Skeletor.
Quote"The biggest self of self is, indeed, self ..."
:x
my governor was cool then Obama sent him to China. Now we got this (http://emhain.wit.ie/~ynicol/Funny/SHIT.GIF)
Quote from: skeleton on June 25, 2009, 09:49:02 PM
my governor was cool then Obama sent him to China. Now we got this http://emhain.wit.ie/~ynicol/Funny/SHIT.GIF
Wait, we have a fourth Utahn here?
You know who I would like to have as a governor? Caligula's horse.
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on June 26, 2009, 01:41:23 AM
You know who I would like to have as a governor? Caligula's horse.
Shit. Thread ruined.
Ok, so it's not a governor but the losing candidate for Lt.Governor just got out of a public intoxication charge by claiming immunity because he is a state legislator and you can't arrest a state legislator while Legislature is in session. Only problem is that he hasn't been a legislator for more than a year. Or yeah, there was a hot 21 year old in the car too.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-in-ex-legislatorinve,0,7615091.story
Oh, and he was involved in a drunken crash back in February. I almost wish I had voted for him last year. :lulz:
I don't know much about Sanford, but this seemed to paint in in a sympathetic, if sad, light
http://www.juliansanchez.com/2009/06/25/sanford-and-sin/
Quote from: Jason Ouabache on June 26, 2009, 09:28:18 PM
Ok, so it's not a governor but the losing candidate for Lt.Governor just got out of a public intoxication charge by claiming immunity because he is a state legislator and you can't arrest a state legislator while Legislature is in session. Only problem is that he hasn't been a legislator for more than a year. Or yeah, there was a hot 21 year old in the car too.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-in-ex-legislatorinve,0,7615091.story
Okay, that's pretty funny.
Quote from: Cain on June 26, 2009, 10:17:20 PM
I don't know much about Sanford, but this seemed to paint in in a sympathetic, if sad, light
http://www.juliansanchez.com/2009/06/25/sanford-and-sin/
A fiscal and social conservative politician that used government money to fly to South America to have an extramarital affair. Which part am I supposed to be sympathetic about again?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 26, 2009, 10:34:18 PM
Quote from: Jason Ouabache on June 26, 2009, 09:28:18 PM
Ok, so it's not a governor but the losing candidate for Lt.Governor just got out of a public intoxication charge by claiming immunity because he is a state legislator and you can't arrest a state legislator while Legislature is in session. Only problem is that he hasn't been a legislator for more than a year. Or yeah, there was a hot 21 year old in the car too.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-in-ex-legislatorinve,0,7615091.story
Okay, that's pretty funny.
He almost got away with pulling a "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" Almost.
We'd kill for politicans who spent public money on their mistresses, especially if they were hot.
Apart from Ming Campbell, who turned his flat into some sort of pimp-suite despite being 160 or something, all our MPs did was abuse public money to clean their moats, build houses for ducks or make obscene amounts of money through the housing market.
I have shocking news that was revealed to me on Wikipedia for a short matter of seconds about SC governor Mark Sanford before it was taken down. This is obviously a cover-up but my screenshot,luckily, has preserved this information which will shortly be forwarded to Alex Jones and George Noory, two respectable men who will know what to do.
(http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr70/AidanGriff/MarkSanfordKilledMJ.jpg?t=1246061708)
Quote from: The Pariah on June 27, 2009, 01:15:33 AM
I have shocking news that was revealed to me on Wikipedia for a short matter of seconds about SC governor Mark Sanford before it was taken down. This is obviously a cover-up but my screenshot,luckily, has preserved this information which will shortly be forwarded to Alex Jones and George Noory, two respectable men who will know what to do.
(http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr70/AidanGriff/MarkSanfordKilledMJ.jpg?t=1246061708)
:lulz: :mittens:
(http://www.clevelandleader.com/files/strickland-libraries.jpg)
Ours is a democrat and a pastor nad kicked some Republicans asses for trying to pull the Jesus card. He's not great, but if more Christian politicians were like him, I think we'd be in slightly better shape.
Quote from: Ratatosk on June 27, 2009, 02:04:17 AM
(http://www.clevelandleader.com/files/strickland-libraries.jpg)
Ours is a democrat and a pastor nad kicked some Republicans asses for trying to pull the Jesus card. He's not great, but if more Christian politicians were like him, I think we'd be in slightly better shape.
Uh huh. So you say. But here's the REAL truth:
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/strickland-libraries1.jpg)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 27, 2009, 02:23:05 AM
Quote from: Ratatosk on June 27, 2009, 02:04:17 AM
(http://www.clevelandleader.com/files/strickland-libraries.jpg)
Ours is a democrat and a pastor nad kicked some Republicans asses for trying to pull the Jesus card. He's not great, but if more Christian politicians were like him, I think we'd be in slightly better shape.
Uh huh. So you say. But here's the REAL truth:
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/strickland-libraries1.jpg)
Now that's just the Jesus Zombie Love seeping out of him!
One of our local MPs got busted having an affair with someone major in a property development company, and proceeding to get all her plans pushed through without the usual application processes.
Quote from: Rumwolf on June 28, 2009, 03:50:26 AM
One of our local MPs got busted having an affair with someone major in a property development company, and proceeding to get all her plans pushed through without the usual application processes.
Every day in Chicago. EVERY DAY.
Down here in Tucson, the developers used to make the politicians dance for them in the streets and do stupid human tricks in public. But then the economy tanked and the developers were all fed to starving meth heads, allowing the politicians to return to their natural state. Unfortunately, once tamed, they were unable to return to the wild, and stand around congress avenue begging for graft.
Hey, just a goddamn minute!
Who says what came back from Argentina is REALLY governor Sanford? Or really even human?
Quote from: Requia on June 25, 2009, 10:24:55 PM
Quote from: skeleton on June 25, 2009, 09:49:02 PM
my governor was cool then Obama sent him to China. Now we got this http://emhain.wit.ie/~ynicol/Funny/SHIT.GIF
Wait, we have a fourth Utahn here?
Uh, who's the third?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 28, 2009, 05:44:05 PM
Hey, just a goddamn minute!
Who says what came back from Argentina is REALLY governor Sanford? Or really even human?
:lulz:
Also, it now turns out the good Gov had a few other "issues" on the side.
Quote from: The Pariah on June 25, 2009, 06:31:32 PM
My governor is hated by every extreme fundie christian in the state
and that's why she's awesome
O RLY? explain Brad Owen
She allowed that atheist display in the the state capitol
and thats when the shitstorm started
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 28, 2009, 05:44:05 PM
Hey, just a goddamn minute!
Who says what came back from Argentina is REALLY governor Sanford? Or really even human?
Reptilian Hybrid?
brad owen = catholic fundie
and she probally wont allow the atheist display this year, me thinks
http://www.politico.com/blogs/anneschroeder/0609/Revisiting_a_Sanford_2002_campaign_ad_.html?showall
:horrormirth:
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on June 29, 2009, 12:33:48 AM
Quote from: Requia on June 25, 2009, 10:24:55 PM
Quote from: skeleton on June 25, 2009, 09:49:02 PM
my governor was cool then Obama sent him to China. Now we got this http://emhain.wit.ie/~ynicol/Funny/SHIT.GIF
Wait, we have a fourth Utahn here?
Uh, who's the third?
Kel
Wait, is Skeleton actually Kel?
Yes.