Well, I was apparently trying to give myself a brain hemorrhage earlier, looking up these godawful music videos. So, I ask you to share your worst; your musical abortions, if you will....be it horrible lyrically, an eyesore of a video or some unholy combination of the two..
Here's a gem I found yesterday morning. It has twins, bad teeth, bad dancing, bad lyrics and shiny hot-pants...what more could you want?
"Touch my bum; this is life"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX3S1f_7dI4&feature=channel_page
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7rG9n684-w
The Residents - Constantinople
Big fat naked guy falling out of the sky w/ gratuitous crotch shots.
Black skullfaced guy presenting you corn.
Singing disembodied disfigured head.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bINYgVtRVjU
A lost love affair, ancient Egypt, pyramids and skies on fire, a young queen, magic, the afterlife, Anubis, the Underworld, Vampires....apparently. Also shitty, atonal singing.
I'd like to point out the Cheeky Girls were very popular in the UK, and an MP dated one of them. Or was it both? Then again, how would he know?
Quote from: Cain on July 04, 2009, 04:34:08 PM
I'd like to point out the Cheeky Girls were very popular in the UK, and an MP dated one of them. Or was it both? Then again, how would he know?
Paddy "Nine-And-A-Half Seconds" Ashdown.
Nick "No-More-Than-Thirty" Clegg.
Lembit "Check-For-Your-Name" Opik.
What is it with these Lib Dems?
Its a party of sex-machines.
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on July 04, 2009, 01:52:09 PM
"Touch my bum; this is life"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX3S1f_7dI4&feature=channel_page
Do I recall correctly that their mother wrote that song?
Quote from: Cain on July 04, 2009, 04:40:42 PM
Its a party of sex-machines.
Mark "(That's quite enough. –Ed)" Oaten...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIJHaQ8EGn0 The more I watch this video, the more I'm appalled by it.
I thought she made their costumes, but she might have written the song too.
Oaten is the exception that proves the rule.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGoWtY_h4xo was so out of touch with the associated film, which Alan Rickman just about managed to salvage by turning it into a comedy.
Quote from: Cain on July 04, 2009, 05:00:41 PM
I thought she made their costumes, but she might have written the song too.
Yep, composer credit is for cheeky-mum, Margaret Irimia [1].
Quote from: Cain on July 04, 2009, 05:00:41 PM
Oaten is the exception that proves the rule.
From back before someone deleted all the funny stuff from Uncyclopedia: http://mirror.uncyc.org/wiki/Charles_Kennedy
[1] http://allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=33:djfqxbtrldje
Quote from: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on July 04, 2009, 04:43:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIJHaQ8EGn0 The more I watch this video, the more I'm appalled by it.
Why?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA5GkLM5C7M
Finnish disco wins it ALL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp_PIjc2ga4
oh wait this is the BEST video ever
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 04, 2009, 08:15:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp_PIjc2ga4
Since this thread is all about musical atrocities, I should point out that since the mid-1950s, 20–30 have been perpetrated across Europe and near-Asia on an annual basis.
Quote from: Squid on July 04, 2009, 10:39:20 PM
Quote from: Squid on July 04, 2009, 05:53:37 PM
Quote from: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on July 04, 2009, 04:43:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIJHaQ8EGn0 The more I watch this video, the more I'm appalled by it.
Why?
No specific reason other than it evokes for me a general feeling of disgust and uneasiness, and sympathy for Jarvis Cocker. I cannot quite say why. What I can determine is that this is
not due to who the singer is.
Hmm.
I don't know. I'd never seen the video before (or payed attention to it) but I'd heard the song.
The baby seal made me cringe as well as the elephant, but I see the point he was trying to make.
The strange melody gives it an eerie effect.
I kinda like it? I can't tell. Mixed feelings.
Cocker's stage-invasion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upbbz_Eyq4Q . From http://music.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=310994 :
Quote from: Jarvis CockerMy actions were are form of protest at the way Michael Jackson sees himself as some kind of Christ-like figure with the power of healing. The music industry allows him to indulge his fantasies because of his wealth and power.
:? Cannot say whether this is representative of Cocker's views these days.
(http://www.darkfyreforge.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/04/ist2_1239117_scientist_shrug_on_gra.jpg)
4b-4 - "Get Down"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97CtEReZEaQ
How did this get to page two w/o Tommy Seebach?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFGzGfym-7Y
Anything from bands who are all male with shoulder-length hair and were formed sometime in the past 10 years, especially if they have "The" at the start of their name.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo&feature=related
Maybe these kids should've waited a few years to hone their skills before getting into music...
God, that was terrible.
Quote from: BigBadCalla on July 05, 2009, 05:23:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo&feature=related
Maybe these kids should've waited a few years to hone their skills before getting into music...
Uh oh. If you're playing that card, I'm gonna have to break out some Old Skull.
No musical skills? Try punk!
Old Skull - Homeless
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtEmcruWTso
Quote from: Malachite on July 05, 2009, 03:16:41 AM
Anything from bands who are all male with shoulder-length hair and were formed sometime in the past 10 years, especially if they have "The" at the start of their name.
"The Discordian Society"
http://www.myspace.com/discordiansociety
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NM_V5zXmPQ
:horrormirth:
these guys are awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkMWdI2IKiw
Quote from: PopeTom on July 05, 2009, 03:02:58 AM
4b-4 - "Get Down"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97CtEReZEaQ
How did this get to page two w/o Tommy Seebach?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFGzGfym-7Y
I'm a little surprised of that, myself. I was trying to forget the damn thing.....though, the look on the Reverend's face when I introduced him to it was amazing. Payback for all the horrible things I've seen!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
I always thought this was pretty full of fail.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGXP_XEk-JE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGXP_XEk-JE)
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on July 06, 2009, 02:21:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGXP_XEk-JE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGXP_XEk-JE)
THREAD OVER.
PROTIP: A drum machine really isn't a suitable replacement for an actual band playing real instruments.
Quote from: Cain on July 05, 2009, 04:25:40 PM
Quote from: Malachite on July 05, 2009, 03:16:41 AM
Anything from bands who are all male with shoulder-length hair and were formed sometime in the past 10 years, especially if they have "The" at the start of their name.
"The Discordian Society"
http://www.myspace.com/discordiansociety
Well at least they didn't call themselves "The Discordians".
Their lead singer and guitarist is also kind of a jerk. He posted here, maybe a little before you signed up.
Yes he was/is. I don't remember the guys name but I do remember his personality.
I really dig the Discordian Society. During my funk kick, I listened to them frequently. This was before I started posting here.
Another Discordian musician: DJ Pantshead
http://evolution-control.com/sounds/DJ%20Pantshead/Weapons%20of%20Ass%20Destruction/
there's some fucking awesome stuff on this album
this song (http://evolution-control.com/sounds/DJ%20Pantshead/Weapons%20of%20Ass%20Destruction/10%20-%20DJ%20Pantshead%20-%20Badassgasarian.mp3)was my entrance/exit music for about two months. I'd be playing it on my PSP everywhere I went.
Quote from: Squid on July 05, 2009, 07:17:00 PM
these guys are awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkMWdI2IKiw
:argh!: You stole my link!!!
Quote from: PopeTom on July 05, 2009, 03:02:58 AM
4b-4 - "Get Down"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97CtEReZEaQ
Why the hell are all these people orange??? :x
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 07, 2009, 06:28:02 AM
Quote from: Squid on July 05, 2009, 07:17:00 PM
these guys are awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkMWdI2IKiw
:argh!: You stole my link!!!
:argh!: You killed Jesus!
Did you post that here already?
Quote from: Squid on July 07, 2009, 06:31:51 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 07, 2009, 06:28:02 AM
Quote from: Squid on July 05, 2009, 07:17:00 PM
these guys are awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkMWdI2IKiw
:argh!: You stole my link!!!
:argh!: You killed Jesus!
Did you post that here already?
Not in this thread. I posted it months ago somewhere else. It was a meme on Fark for a long time.
To punish you for stealing my thunder I present you with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2l6CPna4M
Oh yeah?
Take THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfzStEq4frg
That does it! Time to bring out the big guns!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uDc5tQxmJY
:argh!: BASTARD!
FalconPunch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2i77YEMQrQ&feature=PlayList&p=02B14B5CAF308189&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=8
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 07, 2009, 07:29:05 AM
That does it! Time to bring out the big guns!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uDc5tQxmJY
Bastard!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc5Sm4iRtxs
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 07, 2009, 07:52:26 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 07, 2009, 07:29:05 AM
That does it! Time to bring out the big guns!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uDc5tQxmJY
Bastard!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc5Sm4iRtxs
That was actually kinda entertaining. This on the other hand...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHS8hj4TdT8
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 07, 2009, 07:58:49 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 07, 2009, 07:52:26 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 07, 2009, 07:29:05 AM
That does it! Time to bring out the big guns!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uDc5tQxmJY
Bastard!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc5Sm4iRtxs
That was actually kinda entertaining. This on the other hand...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHS8hj4TdT8
Nuke time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2l6CPna4M
Watch the whole thing. I double-dawg-dare ya!
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 07, 2009, 06:34:56 AM
To punish you for stealing my thunder I present you with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2l6CPna4M
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 07, 2009, 08:02:30 AM
Nuke time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2l6CPna4M
Watch the whole thing. I double-dawg-dare ya!
Same fucking video, TGRR. Way to go.
For fucking up that bad, I subject you to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KiJitI0gUU&feature=channel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KiJitI0gUU&feature=channel)
The end is the best part, so watch the whole damn thing.
KAPOW!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ6eNWMlSyA
son-uv-a-bitch
take THIS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo
Oh yeah???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvquWIULIFA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvquWIULIFA)
Oh yeah???????
ha HAAAAAAA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuO3hHwQ-Sc
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFmMGYv3mag
You made me do this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPKF9ZO66mI&feature=related
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 07, 2009, 06:22:07 PM
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFmMGYv3mag
Add a glass of whisky and you've got the average Scottish Hogmanay "party" right there.
I'm pretty sure I've posted this somewhere here before, but it deserves to be in this thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_MENbhLqio (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_MENbhLqio)
The real inventor of RapRock:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVHIAD2AuVY
Quote from: rubickspoop on July 07, 2009, 08:40:26 AM
Same fucking video, TGRR. Way to go.
Meh. My cntrl button is worn out, so I didn't paste what I expected to paste.
But you're hardly one to lecture on fucking up, are you? :lulz:
because i fuck up so bad, i recognize when others fuck up.
and ka-pow!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=API8rHv9oeQ
So that's the way you want to play it, huh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l12Csc_lW0Q
Oh damn, Squid just won the thread... NOT!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo-Y_Vb0wsw
No comment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cazLqUA-o9w
You've forgotten the rules, Squidly. You are supposed to be linking to bad singing not ultra hot chicks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ke1H98ou_Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POv-3yIPSWc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am2cmUw4eeg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am2cmUw4eeg)
A-HA! C wut I did thar??
Quote from: rubickspoop on July 08, 2009, 08:20:18 AM
because i fuck up so bad, i recognize when others fuck up.
You're gonna go far, kid.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 07, 2009, 06:28:43 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on July 05, 2009, 03:02:58 AM
4b-4 - "Get Down"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97CtEReZEaQ
Why the hell are all these people orange??? :x
Orange is the traditional skin color of the douche bag.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 08, 2009, 05:24:27 PM
You've forgotten the rules, Squidly. You are supposed to be linking to bad singing not ultra hot chicks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ke1H98ou_Q
Actually it was the
male "actors" that I thought were terrible.
Quote from: Squid on July 09, 2009, 04:30:18 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 08, 2009, 05:24:27 PM
You've forgotten the rules, Squidly. You are supposed to be linking to bad singing not ultra hot chicks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ke1H98ou_Q
Actually it was the male "actors" that I thought were terrible.
There were male actors? :p
I don't know about actors.
The dudes with the glasses.
Awful.
:ninja::hi5::ninja:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xeje_pp_NyA
I see your crap and raise you some tripe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x81iip6psks
BUMP
because I think I lost a vital part of my being by listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twvdypF4pUg
Ugh, we usually listen to the kids music channel on Sirius on the way to preschool and Avirl Lavigne recently did a cover of the Spongebob theme song and they play it with great frequency. It's pretty awful.
I've heard she did a cover of a green day song that was equally terrible, but since I don't even like green day to begin with, I'm pretty sure my head would explode.
I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4czVmZQUbM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 25, 2009, 07:32:55 AM
I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4czVmZQUbM
IASON, YOU GO TOO FAR!
:crankey:
BUMP!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gCUufJKAKE
She's very shiny. In a very icky way.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0T2dPyCEHc
Hey, Rog...doesn't that dude make you think of Larry?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7NP--ZEJkE
:evil:
when I logged into youtube, this was one of the videos it recommended for me. Youtube is pretty smart. It knows how much I love horrormirth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD1Sd9SC4fM&feature=rec-HM-rev-rn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD1Sd9SC4fM&feature=rec-HM-rev-rn)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coN2nBogQJM
AND!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjEqVlcgJyE
Anti-vaxxers have learned how to rap:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiXmw5a9kiM
:horrormirth:
Joey Tempest's reaction to that awful, yet popular, cover of Final Countdown:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITKWhfpgHpE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITKWhfpgHpE)
What I love about his reaction is he says:
"I think I'm a better singer"
"I think we're better."
C'mon Joey, how about a little more rock star bravado!
RWHN, I searched for hours to find this gem especially for you :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9Lxs9VTgIE
Oh sweet merciful fuck! I couldn't stop laughing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP2u9CvPgwg&feature=PlayList&p=77C7D910D708D8D2&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=13
Quote from: Nigel on September 16, 2009, 01:41:10 AM
Oh sweet merciful fuck! I couldn't stop laughing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP2u9CvPgwg&feature=PlayList&p=77C7D910D708D8D2&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=13
I hear Bin Laden is using that video for recruiting purposes. :lulz:
Quote from: Mangrove on September 16, 2009, 01:33:20 AM
RWHN, I searched for hours to find this gem especially for you :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9Lxs9VTgIE
Wow. I don't remember that band at all. They certainly have an interesting, um sound. And the hair. The hair.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 16, 2009, 02:37:59 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on September 16, 2009, 01:33:20 AM
RWHN, I searched for hours to find this gem especially for you :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9Lxs9VTgIE
Wow. I don't remember that band at all. They certainly have an interesting, um sound. And the hair. The hair.
I couldn't remember the name of this band. Then I found a website that had lists of metal/rock bands by genre. There were over 400+ bands in the 'sleaze rock' category.
I would also like to add that even when I was listening to stupid 80s hair bands...I still thought these guys sucked ass.
My brother & I had lots of :lulz: over the 'I'm a man, I'm a man, there's no doubt. Gonna make you scream, gonna make you shout' bit before the guitar solo. In fact, I sent that link to him today because that's the kind of person I am.
Speaking of weird music genres.
CUDDLECORE!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u3fG2eJvCc
im not sure if anyone else posted this, but...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs1CA5hFdd4&feature=PlayList&p=77C7D910D708D8D2&index=3
its like a mix between an asian game-show and anime...
Quote from: JohNyx on September 16, 2009, 07:06:06 AM
im not sure if anyone else posted this, but...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs1CA5hFdd4&feature=PlayList&p=77C7D910D708D8D2&index=3
its like a mix between an asian game-show and anime...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v23LPrbS3Fk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iujv_-p69wU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5kqI_nHyeI
Pretty much every Mini Moni video was this weird.
Quote from: Mangrove on September 16, 2009, 04:45:52 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 16, 2009, 02:37:59 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on September 16, 2009, 01:33:20 AM
RWHN, I searched for hours to find this gem especially for you :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9Lxs9VTgIE
Wow. I don't remember that band at all. They certainly have an interesting, um sound. And the hair. The hair.
I couldn't remember the name of this band. Then I found a website that had lists of metal/rock bands by genre. There were over 400+ bands in the 'sleaze rock' category.
I would also like to add that even when I was listening to stupid 80s hair bands...I still thought these guys sucked ass.
My brother & I had lots of :lulz: over the 'I'm a man, I'm a man, there's no doubt. Gonna make you scream, gonna make you shout' bit before the guitar solo. In fact, I sent that link to him today because that's the kind of person I am.
Do you have the URL to that website? There's an awesome online encyclopedia for metal, bnrmetal.com, but they don't do much with the "hair metal" category.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 15, 2009, 06:58:59 AM
Anti-vaxxers have learned how to rap:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiXmw5a9kiM
:horrormirth:
And a quick rebuttal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gwUdmPl0bU
OH OH OH
DIABETES RAP!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJdIyBIuTGM&feature=fvw
Quote from: Nigel on September 16, 2009, 09:17:28 PM
OH OH OH
DIABETES RAP!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJdIyBIuTGM&feature=fvw
WOAH
at first I was like :x
and then I was like (http://uroci.net/forum/style_emoticons/default/rap.gif)
TBH this is surprisingly amusing
Quote from: on September 16, 2009, 10:38:51 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on September 16, 2009, 07:06:06 AM
im not sure if anyone else posted this, but...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs1CA5hFdd4&feature=PlayList&p=77C7D910D708D8D2&index=3
its like a mix between an asian game-show and anime...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v23LPrbS3Fk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iujv_-p69wU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5kqI_nHyeI
Pretty much every Mini Moni video was this weird.
God i think something snapped, im starting to like it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v23LPrbS3Fk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHtfZCMYCP0
:cheers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uFRg2epy-w
:cramstipated:
Is their a thread for fashion atrocities? Because that one would be quite, um, suitable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0)
:x
I apologise if this has been posted here already, but seriously, how can this even exist?
They have combined every bad musical genre. It's like they've gathered everything I hate about the modern world and turned it into a song.
fuck.
fuck fuckl fuck
Umm, was Lil Jon not available?
Quote from: on October 12, 2009, 12:50:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0)
:x
I apologise if this has been posted here already, but seriously, how can this even exist?
They have combined every bad musical genre. It's like they've gathered everything I hate about the modern world and turned it into a song.
WOW
Quote from: Nigel on September 16, 2009, 09:17:28 PM
OH OH OH
DIABETES RAP!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJdIyBIuTGM&feature=fvw
I like this guy. And now this CD is out, lots of suburban white tweens will check their blood sugar more often.
PS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHpw6CzprNY
Quote from: on October 12, 2009, 12:50:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0)
:x
I apologise if this has been posted here already, but seriously, how can this even exist?
They have combined every bad musical genre. It's like they've gathered everything I hate about the modern world and turned it into a song.
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Quote from: on October 12, 2009, 12:50:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0)
:x
I apologise if this has been posted here already, but seriously, how can this even exist?
They have combined every bad musical genre. It's like they've gathered everything I hate about the modern world and turned it into a song.
I listened to the whole thing. I was frozen in place, staring at the screen with a look of absolute terror.
Only when the torture was over did I regain full control of my limbs...
It might be a while before I can click another YouTube link.
So much positive feedback on that shit.
Why do so many things in the world make me feel like I am the victim of an elaborate troll?
Quote from: Paesior on October 16, 2009, 07:08:42 AM
So much positive feedback on that shit.
Why do so many things in the world make me feel like I am the victim of an elaborate troll?
obviously, we're getting old.
let's get free kee naooooooo
let's go get fu ckin free kee naoooo
WHHHHURURURRLWRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!
:lulz:
no really the screaming shit has, and always will just crack me up. same for the doom metal and other genres where it actually belongs, btw. I used to piss off my previous girlfriend to great lengths by providing commentary such as "and this particular scream is quite unique, in the sense that it captures the raw emotions of when the main singer entered the studio and discovered the drummer banging on his wife, while they accidentally had left the mic on" -- just like with crying babies in public transport, it's just so much more funny when you come up with your own stories as to
why they are screaming.
I must say, though. I enjoy the parts where he screams at the girl, with his mouth a few centimeters away from her head. I keep expecting him to unhinge his jaw and try and eat her whole.
Yeah, back in my day the musical geniuses were producing such unforgettable quality classics as "Whoop, There It Is" and "Insane In The Membrane".
SHAKALAKA SHAKALAKA SHAKALAKA SHAKALAKA SHAKALAKA SHAKA-WHOOP
I have two things possibly worthy of this thread, I hope not repost.
Lizard King - Saturday Night [Cover] (XM) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_YdoRwF7nI&feature=sub)
rotten skeletor - Banaanimörkö biisi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hJ5pM8m4oE&feature=related)
Quote from: on October 12, 2009, 12:50:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0)
:x
I apologise if this has been posted here already, but seriously, how can this even exist?
They have combined every bad musical genre. It's like they've gathered everything I hate about the modern world and turned it into a song.
I don't know how i missed this before because this is fucking AWESOME.
Srsly, It's going on my iPod right fucking now.
It's very much the sort of thing I'd expect to hear on Top 40, but for all that it's pretty listenable.
what? you hear death metal screams mixed in with autotuned dance pop in top 40 music?
I got the sense that they were doing it for shits & giggles, not as a serious musical endeavor.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 21, 2009, 12:42:51 AM
what? you hear death metal screams mixed in with autotuned dance pop in top 40 music?
I got the sense that they were doing it for shits & giggles, not as a serious musical endeavor.
Those are not death metal screams, they're screamo screams.
Quote from: Z³ on November 21, 2009, 04:58:54 AM
Those are not death metal screams, they're screamo screams.
x2
And i wouldnt hold a hope they made it as a "joke".
if they're serious, it's even funnier.
There's an ENTIRE GENRE of this shit (which unfortunately doesn't have enough screams, mostly). It's called crunkcore, and I fucking love it. The lyrics invariably suck, which makes it better.
I'll snatch up some highlights.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKbdnwsGyLc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf4byOCtzq4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj152j3GzMg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsteKKF-Il0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StTQYsT_4P0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfRkBAMdPfc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8yjafaf1So
Just a note -- two bands -- Scene Kidz and Dot Dot Curve (technically the same band except DDC is sans the fat chick) use the autotune pretty creatively, it sounds really ... noisy. It nearly turned me off when I first heard it, but I like it better than normal autotune now.
Also check out Hollywood Undead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cHFdGBmBEw) and 3OH!3 (too lazy to get a link for them) who are better musicians overall, not as funny, and only tangentially connected to the genre.
And if you ever want more of this sort of music, ask me. I am probably the only human being devoted to gathering every goddamn song I can get my greedy mitts on in this genre.
you oughtta check out Attack Attack!
(exclamation point is part of band's name, not added for emphasis)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5886Nb_psg
be sure to listen all the way through as they switch genres several times, including once that will make you stop and go "...what the FUCK?"
also, I'm pretty sure they're singing about Jesus.
I know all about them. I have one similar but (IMO) cooler. Bionic Ghost Kids. SERIOUSLY, they are awesome. And with a band name like BIONIC FUCKING GHOST KIDS, how can it be bad?
EDIT: Their best song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMSb_ZQ4jWE
Quote from: null & void on November 21, 2009, 11:29:31 AM
I know all about them. I have one similar but (IMO) cooler. Bionic Ghost Kids. SERIOUSLY, they are awesome. And with a band name like BIONIC FUCKING GHOST KIDS, how can it be bad?
EDIT: Their best song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMSb_ZQ4jWE
oh, that is GLORIOUS.
also, I love that there's a random giant axolotl in the video.
I have at least 2 GB of this kind of stuff. My personal guess is closer to 5-10 GB. It's all awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smgVLKoA1sE
Not an atrocity quite so much as Alan Jackson being a giant asshole. Still an atrocity in my book.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 21, 2009, 11:27:38 AM
you oughtta check out Attack Attack!
(exclamation point is part of band's name, not added for emphasis)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5886Nb_psg
be sure to listen all the way through as they switch genres several times, including once that will make you stop and go "...what the FUCK?"
also, I'm pretty sure they're singing about Jesus.
some d-bags I know made a video about this.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f124e266fe/we-hate-music-attack-attack
...but the brokencyde one is funnier
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/107d1b8a51/we-hate-music-brokencyde?rel=player
Quote from: null & void on November 21, 2009, 11:29:31 AM
I know all about them. I have one similar but (IMO) cooler. Bionic Ghost Kids. SERIOUSLY, they are awesome. And with a band name like BIONIC FUCKING GHOST KIDS, how can it be bad?
EDIT: Their best song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMSb_ZQ4jWE
Thats original in its own disgusting way. I could see this being the next big thing within 3-5 years.
Given that the current tendency of attention span decrease continues its course.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 21, 2009, 11:27:38 AM
you oughtta check out Attack Attack!
(exclamation point is part of band's name, not added for emphasis)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5886Nb_psg
be sure to listen all the way through as they switch genres several times, including once that will make you stop and go "...what the FUCK?"
also, I'm pretty sure they're singing about Jesus.
Gawd, screamo and death metal, now thats something new.
The electro bridge at 2:45 was totally WTF.
electro? more like eurotrance :-/
but that's it, from now on let it be known that my love for vocoders expicitly excludes autotuners, damnit. used to be funky, but now it's used by every band that cannot actually sing and supposedly validated cause it's such postpostpostmodern irony to use an autotuner in a musical style that does not fit it in the least.
these chips were designed for shitty trance, god forbit someone with some actual DSP knowledge would be able to alter the algorithm so it actually doesn't clash as much with the sound of the genre as this does.
It's like spareribs with cotton candy.
Sure the contrast is funny or even kind of nteresting, but that kind of goes away if every song uses it.
And btw it's not only this screamo that is guilty of this. Not by far.
edit: never mind, I will do this properly. stay tuned.
AHA!!! NOW IT IS DONE PROPERLY!
BECAUSE I HATE YOU ALL AND YOUR iPODS
ALL TRACKS ITT RIPPED AND CONVERTED TO MP3
http://www.mediafire.com/file/w2xntn0ljll/atrocities.zip
62 TRACKS OF ATROCITY
TRACK 63 IS SOME RETARDED BONUS SHIT I FOUND ON MY HD
HAVE FUN WITH YOUR EARS WHILE THEY STILL LAST
I'll have to make some room for that.
And maybe I'll dl all the ytmnd soundtracks too.
it's ~200MB.
It's also currently downloading at 0.0 kB/s
grrrr I don't have that fat of an internet connection anymore, otherwise I'd have put it up at several places, but it took me 1.5 hours to upload this 200mb. is it not working at all?
It's started, but it's hella slow. Right now it's 14 kB/s, which translates into roughly 4 hours of downloading.
I thought other people used mediafire before, with success?
Well, I left the download on while I was a t work... and now success!
It's going ~130k for me.
btw I must say, the brokeNCYD stuff is a lot funnier as mp3 without the video :)
this is kinda fun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk
Quote from: Mangrove on November 26, 2009, 09:45:13 PM
this is kinda fun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk
I remember this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmJbJs-9ST0
This track is dedicated to all the ladies out there who like to go to the movies.
ESPECIALLY YOU, GIRL.
GIMME DAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJAMu9cUtIc
There's this other forum that I post on, and the last few of these were posted there within the last week.
ARISE O' THREAD! ARISE FROM THE DEPTHS AND STRANGLE THOSE THAT WOULD OPPOSE THEE!!!
\
:magick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnEjFvu-Rsw
Quote from: Jason Wabash on February 22, 2010, 04:55:35 PM
ARISE O' THREAD! ARISE FROM THE DEPTHS AND STRANGLE THOSE THAT WOULD OPPOSE THEE!!!
\
:magick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnEjFvu-Rsw
GOOD GAWD I SURRENDER!!!(http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/assets_c/2008/12/wve-white-flag-260-thumb-260x358.jpg)
WILL THE ONSLAUGHT OF GERMAN DEPRAVITY NEVER CEASE?
I posted this under the youtube links thread, but it truly belongs here.
Painful Meow - Bubble Voyage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRB3aIog4_g)
The band had the video taken off youtube, but I found it on collegehumor.com:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1929626
winewinewinewinewinewinewinewinewinewinewinewinewinewinewinewine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzI0DB4rkyk)
:lulz:
Quote from: Xooxe on March 02, 2010, 10:58:34 PM
winewinewinewinewinewinewinewinewinewinewinewinewinewinewinewine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzI0DB4rkyk)
:lulz:
That's nice, but it's nothing compared to the awesomeness of Final Placement.
Ohohohoh! Bump of DOOM!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1_B9FCZJMA
I almost feel bad for posting this, but if I have to suffer it...
Disgust? Uneasiness? Here ya go then,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbaN9TvJLu4&feature=related
Stupid Adobe Flash Player! Stop making me update every week and a half! :argh!:
Quote from: BadBeast on November 30, 2010, 08:45:12 AM
Disgust? Uneasiness? Here ya go then,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbaN9TvJLu4&feature=related
Heehee. I love how they scatter when it's time to worship him.
Quote from: Alty on November 30, 2010, 09:30:07 AM
Heehee. I love how they scatter when it's time to worship him.
Yeah, and how his lyrics take on a whole new depth of meaning, you know, since his 'troubles'. :horrormirth: