Principia Discordia

Rant 38
Serious Discordians?

“Those who resist Eris are gray, small-minded, and afraid of their own silliness. Slap them at once.”
-Eris’s squirrel messenger

“A horse is a pig that can not fool a Zen master.”
-H.B.T.  Epistle to the Squirrels 17:3

“Semper Non Sequitur!”
-Ancient Discordian Slogan

“The conclusion you jump to may be your own.”
-Discordian Catma

That’s it! I thought I could get out of the rant business at least for a while. I did try but something has pulled me back into it. And Eris will nag me to no end unless I spout. So without further ado….

The appearance of those calling themselves ‘serious Discordians’ has given me pause to reflect upon this irreverent Erisian movement of which I am a part through no fault of my own. Are they fucking serious about their serious ‘Discordianism’? I always thought that those who wanted to become Fundamentalists would have a much better time of it by joining other religions, such as Christianity, Islam, or Consumerianity. But no, we have some people claiming to be serious real-deal Discordians as opposed to all others who they feel are the ‘posers’ (or whatever else the current en vogue term for ‘no-good-shit’ is at the moment). Let me spell out my stance personally…

Do you serious ‘Discordians’ actually believe that I should become as humorless and serious as you? Do you even realize that by calling yourselves serious and trying to snub others for not being up to your par is a direct insulting affront to Eris? And if it affronts Eris, you had best fucking well wish you never cross my path. (But too late.) I will have you jaked until you break down in a snibbling pool of snot, all the while laughing my ass off at the entertainment value of the whole spectacle. Eris invented you ‘serious’ Discordians to be the continual source of targets that you are. People like you are here simply to serve as warnings to others. That is the whole point to your existence. The funniest thing is, you will never get the joke.

The funniest spectacle is witnessing you serious ‘Discordians’ quoting the Principia to back up your supposed seriousness. Hahahaha! You miss a lot, don’t you? Ever read the last Barf of the Pentabarf?…you know, the one which goes “A Discordian is prohibited from believing what s/he reads.” Let me tell you serious Discordians what I use the Principia for…emergency toilet paper, coasters, and for swatting flies.

Do you think that Eris will love you better if you are serious? How stupid.

Let me forewarn those of you who would try to infect Discordianism with your seriousness, since you all have obviously missed out on all the times Fundamentalists like you have tried to do this before. Your seriousness makes you a prime target for the likes of me and others like me. I have been at this Discordian racket for some years now, and though I don’t take too kindly to you serious ‘Discordians’ mucking about with my irreligion, I do appreciate you as a gift from Eris. She gives gifts like you to us simply for the practice of Her bitchslap. Either way you see it, you are OWNED. Not only are you OWNED, but you are DUMB trying to prove your seriousness by banishing all the ODD and Damned-things that won’t fit your neato category of what you think Discordianism is.

Excuse me one second. [*vomits from laughing too hard at the fools who think that such a stupidity as a ‘serious Discordian’ should be taken seriously*]

Repent of your sins or not. But whatever you serious ‘Discordians’ do, please keep yapping. You are the reason why we invented the game of sink back during the reign of Emperor Julian. You are the reason why Bush became an Idiot Boy Emperor even after his canonization as a Discordian Saint. You are the reason why we have had inquisitions, bombings, gassings, and other nasty historical horrors. You are the reason why psychiatrists are in business. You are the reason why there are things like Starbucks or Yuppie Bars. You take a good thing and kill it with your seriousness. You don’t even realize the con-job Eris has pulled on you.

You go around trying to tell other Discordians how to be proper Discordians. What? Do you even know what the word Discordian means? Or did you miss out on that little prime detail too? You think you are free-minded and then go around trying to tell others how to become free-minded. Excuse me, you sorry excuse for would-be liberators, but we each liberate our own damned minds. And please accept my real gratitude for providing us all with examples of closed and enslaved minds. These examples will be enough to spur the rest of us on in our endeavors. Thank Eris that it’s all so funny! All Hail Discordia!

There has been some flak from you serious ‘Discordians’ about ‘purging the posers’ and other such drivel you obviously picked up from hanging around too many teen-aged punk shows (where people actually think that that behavior makes them cool, or something). Fine. Fire away! I hereby declare you serious Discordians to be immediate targets of our jihad. We Children of Eris are infinitely creative in our mindfucking endeavors, so please rest assured in at least this much…It will be fanfuckingtastically entertaining. Hoots will be raised all around. Watching you serious Discordians get mind-snappingly angry is one of our favorite pastimes. We know who you are. You know who you think you are. And Eris help you if you don’t wake up. But let me paraphrase the Subgenii on this one “If you can’t take a joke, fuck you!” You want to be serious? Try one of the other religions for Bobsake, go watch a video, or do something else with your lives. Discordianism will always be humorous no matter how many try to seriously DUMB it down and purge all the ODDities from it. You serious ‘Discordians’ are sorely outnumbered. So shape up or be our willing targets for all sorts of nonsense pranks, otherwise get the fuck off the ship. I have sank the bobdamned thing. The joke is on you. No…the joke is you.

Your snobbish attitudes of snubbery have gone on long enough. And now it is time for the Golden Apple of Discord.

All of you serious ‘Discordians’ are hereby excommunicated, but not snubbed, from this day forth, in whatever that’s supposed to mean. Your only point of existence now is to serve as a warning to any future would-be Fundamentalists. Now, stand still a moment, it makes our job easier.

“You can’t tell a goddess how to behave.”
-Eris (the Pop-Tart verses)

(Confusion 7th, 3170)

Quote,ÄúSemper Non Sequitur!,Äù
-Ancient Discordian Slogan

sequo is a deponent... hmm... "it always doesn't follow"??

I have a confession to make.


i only read like half of that and then stopped...

then I started again...


....* prepares to be stabbinated*....



can I carry your golf bag?!?!?

Quote from: null-n-void

Quote,ÄúSemper Non Sequitur!,Äù
-Ancient Discordian Slogan

sequo is a deponent... hmm... "it always doesn't follow"??

always not follow?!?!?



can I carry your golf bag in front of you?!?!?

Oh, and shut up. Stupid ass "serious" discordians keep ranting...

heh heh

*fills a hat full of jello*


and you'll need this if your going to jihad.

Quote,ÄúSemper Non Sequitur!,Äù
-Ancient Discordian Slogan

Is that supposed to be an imperative? It's indicative. Passive imperatives use passive endings, although in the singular they use the alternate passive ending "-re". so in the singular: "semper non sequere" (even though that looks like a present active infinitive, it's not). in the plural: "semper non sequimini".

Those both mean "never follow".




At least I think so, I've only had a year of latin...
can anyone verify?

Quote from: null-n-void

Quote,ÄúSemper Non Sequitur!,Äù
-Ancient Discordian Slogan

Is that supposed to be an imperative? It's indicative. Passive imperatives use passive endings, although in the singular they use the alternate passive ending "-re". so in the singular: "semper non sequere" (even though that looks like a present active infinitive, it's not). in the plural: "semper non sequemini".

Those both mean "never follow".




At least I think so, I've only had a year of latin...

I've taken french italian and spanish... what the hell do I know about this... still

Quote from: null-n-void

Quote“Semper Non Sequitur!”
-Ancient Discordian Slogan

Is that supposed to be an imperative? It's indicative. Passive imperatives use passive endings, although in the singular they use the alternate passive ending "-re". so in the singular: "semper non sequere" (even though that looks like a present active infinitive, it's not). in the plural: "semper non sequemini".

Those both mean "never follow".




At least I think so, I've only had a year of latin...
can anyone verify?

Do you want me to change it to "Semper Non Sequemini!"?

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: null-n-void

Quote,ÄúSemper Non Sequitur!,Äù
-Ancient Discordian Slogan

Is that supposed to be an imperative? It's indicative. Passive imperatives use passive endings, although in the singular they use the alternate passive ending "-re". so in the singular: "semper non sequere" (even though that looks like a present active infinitive, it's not). in the plural: "semper non sequemini".

Those both mean "never follow".




At least I think so, I've only had a year of latin...
can anyone verify?

Do you want me to change it to "Semper Non Sequemini!"?

you're just gonna wipe your ass with it anyway... but if it will make you feel better.

Quote from: null-n-voidOh, and shut up. Stupid ass "serious" discordians keep ranting...

heh heh

I assert that the rant contains many jokes. Read it again, if you wish...

heh heh.

Discordian racket ...



a din... you are good at that... funny joke... see he's funny... I got your back...


* walks on ahead*

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDo you want me to change it to "Semper Non Sequemini!"?

I'm just trying to figure out what it means.

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCI assert that the rant contains many jokes. Read it again, if you wish...

Actually, I didn't read it. wuz ju?üt kidding.
I'm gonna go read it now

Driving her point home with a rare display of argumentative exuberance, Dean adds, "There might have been a time when it was important to defend democracy on the basis of reason or to appeal to the somehow general will of a somehow unified public. That time has passed. Welcome to the 21st century. Stories of rational persons making decisions freely and equally as they talk together in a public sphere no longer command much mindshare."

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: null-n-void

Quote“Semper Non Sequitur!”
-Ancient Discordian Slogan

Is that supposed to be an imperative? It's indicative. Passive imperatives use passive endings, although in the singular they use the alternate passive ending "-re". so in the singular: "semper non sequere" (even though that looks like a present active infinitive, it's not). in the plural: "semper non sequemini".

Those both mean "never follow".




At least I think so, I've only had a year of latin...
can anyone verify?

Do you want me to change it to "Semper Non Sequemini!"?

you're just gonna wipe your ass with it anyway... but if it will make you feel better.

I do have some nice soft toilet paper that runs through the printer nicely, so, that is a good suggestion. Thanks!

However I like Semper Non Sequemini as it sounds like something that could be a university motto.  Hmmm...
::Thinks about making banners to stick over Loyola's (the local Uni) motto signs::

would you like to see my christian pokeing stick?!?!?

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferiswould you like to see my christian pokeing stick?!?!?

Why did your poking stick become a christian?

But, maybe...depending on the vehemence through which the stick expresses its love for Jesus.

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferiswould you like to see my christian pokeing stick?!?!?

Why did your poking stick become a christian?

But, maybe...depending on the vehemence through which the stick expresses its love for Jesus.

I'm sorry... It's used to poke christians... my bad.


would you still like to see it?!?!?...( i Actualy think the stick is zen buddist)

Cool rant, by the way, now that I've read it. It's like "this statement is false" * 100. (in python of course, normal languages don't accept that kind of crap).

oh, and it's actually Semper Non Sequimini... I HATE those infernal 3rd conjugation verbs!  :evil:  :evil:

I had something else important to say...

* waiting for him to say it*

*still Waiting*

Null-N: Thank you. The jokes get explicit after the second read, unless you're on five pots of coffee.
And Semper Non Sequimini[/b] looks better.

Chaosgraves: Show me the stick but don't hit me with it first. I have Eris's Sledgehammer....and how I got it is a long story.

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCNull-N: Thank you. The jokes get explicit after the second read, unless you're on five pots of coffee.
And Semper Non Sequimini[/b] looks better.

Chaosgraves: Show me the stick but don't hit me with it first. I have Eris's Sledgehammer....and how I got it is a long story.

*hands the stick to St. hugh*

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCNull-N: Thank you. The jokes get explicit after the second read, unless you're on five pots of coffee.
And Semper Non Sequimini[/b] looks better.

Chaosgraves: Show me the stick but don't hit me with it first. I have Eris's Sledgehammer....and how I got it is a long story.

*hands the stick to St. hugh*

Wise decision. I've been hit with that hammer and it hurts like fiery hell.

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCRant 38
Serious Discordians?

That was some seriously fun reading!  :D

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCNull-N: Thank you. The jokes get explicit after the second read, unless you're on five pots of coffee.
And Semper Non Sequimini[/b] looks better.

Chaosgraves: Show me the stick but don't hit me with it first. I have Eris's Sledgehammer....and how I got it is a long story.

*hands the stick to St. hugh*

Wise decision. I've been hit with that hammer and it hurts like fiery hell.

but is he gonna poke me with it or not?!?!?



come on poke the christian...

poke me... now



do it!

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCNull-N: Thank you. The jokes get explicit after the second read, unless you're on five pots of coffee.
And Semper Non Sequimini[/b] looks better.

Chaosgraves: Show me the stick but don't hit me with it first. I have Eris's Sledgehammer....and how I got it is a long story.

*hands the stick to St. hugh*

Wise decision. I've been hit with that hammer and it hurts like fiery hell.

but is he gonna poke me with it or not?!?!?



come on poke the christian...

poke me... now



do it!

Hey now! Don't encourage me!

He's gonna do it.....sooner or later he's gonna do it.

::Starts the apocalypse by poking an atheist with the christian-poking stick::

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC::Starts the apocalypse by poking an atheist with the christian-poking stick::

Okay, that's over with and we can get on with this whatever it is.

Just remember that's a christian poking stick and not a witch poking stick!!!

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC::Starts the apocalypse by poking an atheist with the christian-poking stick::

Okay, that's over with and we can get on with this whatever it is.

Just remember that's a christian poking stick and not a witch poking stick!!!

::Pokes Bella with the christian-poking stick::

Now, why did you KNOW I was going to do that?

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCSemper Non Sequimini[/b]

dude.. <b>boog</i>... That's Awesome! I never thought of that...

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC::Starts the apocalypse by poking an atheist with the christian-poking stick::

Okay, that's over with and we can get on with this whatever it is.

Just remember that's a christian poking stick and not a witch poking stick!!!

::Pokes Bella with the christian-poking stick::

Now, why did you KNOW I was going to do that?

Can't imagine how I figured that one out.  :roll:  :roll:

Quote from: null-n-void

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCSemper Non Sequimini[/b]

dude.. <b>boog</i>... That's Awesome! I never thought of that...

Heh, and here I thought it was an honest mistake. Seems Eris has hijacked some brain cells, or at least my fingers.


::Pokes a Muslim with the christian-poking stick::

Whoa.


I think St. Hugh is serious about this jihad business.



::suddenly realizes he said "St. Hugh is serious"::



...  I didn't mean ... you're not serious ...
... not like it sounds ... if you're serious and ...
 ... what I meant was ... I'm not being serious ...
... but if you are ... that means that I ...


::brain overheats::


errp!


Damn gnome. Brain crashed again. Have to do a hard restart. They don't make gnomes like they used to.

He's totally serious......or not.

or sirius, even.

Quote from: gnimbleyWhoa.


I think St. Hugh is serious about this jihad business.



::suddenly realizes he said "St. Hugh is serious"::



...  I didn't mean ... you're not serious ...
... not like it sounds ... if you're serious and ...
 ... what I meant was ... I'm not being serious ...
... but if you are ... that means that I ...


::brain overheats::


errp!


Damn gnome. Brain crashed again. Have to do a hard restart. They don't make gnomes like they used to.

Hah! The first casualty!

::Goes back to his evil cave hideout to plot the next course of the jihad.::

For some reason closing the wrong tag had never occurred to me, but now that I think about it, it's a really cool idea!

::poke chaosgraves with christian-poking stick::

::takes Eris's sledgehammer out of his bag::

Okay, time for jihad!

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferiswould you like to see my christian pokeing stick?!?!?

Why did your poking stick become a christian?

But, maybe...depending on the vehemence through which the stick expresses its love for Jesus.

I'm sorry... It's used to poke christians... my bad.


would you still like to see it?!?!?...( i Actualy think the stick is zen buddist)

Hugh... you're poking people with a shit stick? no wonder there's an apocalypse going on...




















































:lol:

Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferiswould you like to see my christian pokeing stick?!?!?

Why did your poking stick become a christian?

But, maybe...depending on the vehemence through which the stick expresses its love for Jesus.

I'm sorry... It's used to poke christians... my bad.


would you still like to see it?!?!?...( i Actualy think the stick is zen buddist)

Hugh... you're poking people with a shit stick? no wonder there's an apocalypse going on...
:lol:

Or a jihad.

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC::poke chaosgraves with christian-poking stick::

::takes Eris's sledgehammer out of his bag::

Okay, time for jihad!

he poked me with it... wasn't really going to go along with this jihad but now... this man saw through my pokeing taunt and actually poked me with the stick... * takes the stick back*

Quote from: Eric HofferIt is the fate of every great achievement to be pounced upon by pedants and imitators who drain it of life and turn it into an orthodoxy which stifles all stirrings of originality.

*Sigh*.

Well, I did my bit for king and country.

Better the jihad than that other thing, I guess...

(fixes a coffee, and relaxes on a chair made out of SssBella's missing 1300 posts and watches the beautiful chaos)

Much better jihad than that other thing.

::pulls up her own chair and steals some of the Colonel's coffee::

You don't mind if I join you, do you?
Jihad always makes me so tired the next day.

Not at all, help yourself...

*passes Bella the cream*

Hmm... this is a very comfy chair... I like it.

8)

So glad you like your new chair.

This one is great, too. I stole it from Guido. :twisted:

How did you know I take cream in my coffee?

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomSo glad you like your new chair.

This one is great, too. I stole it from Guido. :twisted:

How did you know I take cream in my coffee?

Lucky guess. Or good recon. I'm not telling.  :roll:


-CF

P.S.: I like yer website.

Quote from: Colonel Failure

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomSo glad you like your new chair.

This one is great, too. I stole it from Guido. :twisted:

How did you know I take cream in my coffee?

Lucky guess. Or good recon. I'm not telling.  :roll:


-CF

P.S.: I like yer website.

You're a colonel. I'm picking recon.

PS: Thanks.

::taking notes::

(notices embedded reporter hanging around, feels compelled to say something pithy)

(deep inhalation)

Ah, I love the smell of iconoclasm in the morning.

the whoel serious thing has come up many a time in my meditations, and i mroe or less concluded that i am serious about being silly. or in another example, consult diagram 36c, the sacred chao, one side is serious, one side is absurd. their counter push pull is not unlike that of the ketchup and mayo of the kayo sauce, locked in an eternal struggle until someone dips a freedom fry in it and mixes it all together, creating a tangy yet sweet sauce which is great for both fries and onion rings.

i am a heathen fanatic, and new-age fundamentalist.

only the lowest bodhivista may enter the temple to have sex with the aliens.

meh...
I know eris exsists, so those of you who are seriose about faking can go fuck yourself.

Come on someone who is addicted to smoking is a smoker and someone who is Discordian is Discordian. (get it)

Quote from: Malaclypse the YoungerSometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness humorously. Either way it is irrelevant

Read that last sentence a few times and you'll know how I feel about the whole "serious Discordian" thing. The truth is, we need semi-paranoid revolutionary types who are serious about OM and so on, like Roger and Horab, as well as fluffy asshats who just come here to post stupid crap, like Hotsuma and me. If it were just one type or the other, everything would fall apart. It's the conglomeration of both that makes us who we are (which is of course a lot less fancy than it sounds).

Q: How serious are you about this whole "Discordian" thing?
A: A blue fish Tuesday!
Q: No really, it this, like, deeply philosphical, or just a huge joke?
A: Yes.
:roll:

Quote from: SMFabalQ: How serious are you about this whole "Discordian" thing?
A: A blue fish Tuesday!
Q: No really, it this, like, deeply philosphical, or just a huge joke?
A: Yes.
:roll:

Exactly 8)

Quote from: Medeo

Quote from: SMFabalQ: How serious are you about this whole "Discordian" thing?
A: A blue fish Tuesday!
Q: No really, it this, like, deeply philosphical, or just a huge joke?
A: Yes.
:roll:

Exactly 8)

i thought it was close, but apparently the lady won't give me any cigars even tho i promised to pass them on to fabal.

Quote from: horabi thought it was close, but apparently the lady won't give me any cigars even tho i promised to pass them on to fabal.

You should try passign the cigars to SMFabal before she gives them to you. That'd probably work.

Murder?

I believed I mispelled the entire rant.
The correct spelling should be "Hahahaha! Jihad!"

Quote from: null-n-void

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDo you want me to change it to "Semper Non Sequemini!"?

I'm just trying to figure out what it means.

Don't try and read it too literally, as the people who originally thought it up were probably not fluent in Latin.  Given that a "non sequitur" is a statement or concept that makes no logical sense within its context, then the quote is probably meant to mean something along the lines of "Always Non Sequiturs!" or "Non Sequiturs Forever!"

*pies Latin*

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCRant 38
Serious Discordians?

,ÄúThose who resist Eris are gray, small-minded, and afraid of their own silliness. Slap them at once.,Äù
-Eris,Äôs squirrel messenger

,ÄúA horse is a pig that can not fool a Zen master.,Äù
-H.B.T.  Epistle to the Squirrels 17:3

,ÄúSemper Non Sequitur!,Äù
-Ancient Discordian Slogan

,ÄúThe conclusion you jump to may be your own.,Äù
-Discordian Catma

That,Äôs it! I thought I could get out of the rant business at least for a while. I did try but something has pulled me back into it. And Eris will nag me to no end unless I spout. So without further ado,Ķ.

The appearance of those calling themselves ,Äòserious Discordians,Äô has given me pause to reflect upon this irreverent Erisian movement of which I am a part through no fault of my own. Are they fucking serious about their serious ,ÄòDiscordianism,Äô? I always thought that those who wanted to become Fundamentalists would have a much better time of it by joining other religions, such as Christianity, Islam, or Consumerianity. But no, we have some people claiming to be serious real-deal Discordians as opposed to all others who they feel are the ,Äòposers,Äô (or whatever else the current en vogue term for ,Äòno-good-shit,Äô is at the moment). Let me spell out my stance personally,Ķ

Do you serious ,ÄòDiscordians,Äô actually believe that I should become as humorless and serious as you? Do you even realize that by calling yourselves serious and trying to snub others for not being up to your par is a direct insulting affront to Eris? And if it affronts Eris, you had best fucking well wish you never cross my path. (But too late.) I will have you jaked until you break down in a snibbling pool of snot, all the while laughing my ass off at the entertainment value of the whole spectacle. Eris invented you ,Äòserious,Äô Discordians to be the continual source of targets that you are. People like you are here simply to serve as warnings to others. That is the whole point to your existence. The funniest thing is, you will never get the joke.

The funniest spectacle is witnessing you serious ,ÄòDiscordians,Äô quoting the Principia to back up your supposed seriousness. Hahahaha! You miss a lot, don,Äôt you? Ever read the last Barf of the Pentabarf?,Ķyou know, the one which goes ,ÄúA Discordian is prohibited from believing what s/he reads.,Äù Let me tell you serious Discordians what I use the Principia for,Ķemergency toilet paper, coasters, and for swatting flies.

Do you think that Eris will love you better if you are serious? How stupid.

Let me forewarn those of you who would try to infect Discordianism with your seriousness, since you all have obviously missed out on all the times Fundamentalists like you have tried to do this before. Your seriousness makes you a prime target for the likes of me and others like me. I have been at this Discordian racket for some years now, and though I don,Äôt take too kindly to you serious ,ÄòDiscordians,Äô mucking about with my irreligion, I do appreciate you as a gift from Eris. She gives gifts like you to us simply for the practice of Her bitchslap. Either way you see it, you are OWNED. Not only are you OWNED, but you are DUMB trying to prove your seriousness by banishing all the ODD and Damned-things that won,Äôt fit your neato category of what you think Discordianism is.

Excuse me one second. [*vomits from laughing too hard at the fools who think that such a stupidity as a ,Äòserious Discordian,Äô should be taken seriously*]

Repent of your sins or not. But whatever you serious ,ÄòDiscordians,Äô do, please keep yapping. You are the reason why we invented the game of sink back during the reign of Emperor Julian. You are the reason why Bush became an Idiot Boy Emperor even after his canonization as a Discordian Saint. You are the reason why we have had inquisitions, bombings, gassings, and other nasty historical horrors. You are the reason why psychiatrists are in business. You are the reason why there are things like Starbucks or Yuppie Bars. You take a good thing and kill it with your seriousness. You don,Äôt even realize the con-job Eris has pulled on you.

You go around trying to tell other Discordians how to be proper Discordians. What? Do you even know what the word Discordian means? Or did you miss out on that little prime detail too? You think you are free-minded and then go around trying to tell others how to become free-minded. Excuse me, you sorry excuse for would-be liberators, but we each liberate our own damned minds. And please accept my real gratitude for providing us all with examples of closed and enslaved minds. These examples will be enough to spur the rest of us on in our endeavors. Thank Eris that it,Äôs all so funny! All Hail Discordia!

There has been some flak from you serious ,ÄòDiscordians,Äô about ,Äòpurging the posers,Äô and other such drivel you obviously picked up from hanging around too many teen-aged punk shows (where people actually think that that behavior makes them cool, or something). Fine. Fire away! I hereby declare you serious Discordians to be immediate targets of our jihad. We Children of Eris are infinitely creative in our mindfucking endeavors, so please rest assured in at least this much,ĶIt will be fanfuckingtastically entertaining. Hoots will be raised all around. Watching you serious Discordians get mind-snappingly angry is one of our favorite pastimes. We know who you are. You know who you think you are. And Eris help you if you don,Äôt wake up. But let me paraphrase the Subgenii on this one ,ÄúIf you can,Äôt take a joke, fuck you!,Äù You want to be serious? Try one of the other religions for Bobsake, go watch a video, or do something else with your lives. Discordianism will always be humorous no matter how many try to seriously DUMB it down and purge all the ODDities from it. You serious ,ÄòDiscordians,Äô are sorely outnumbered. So shape up or be our willing targets for all sorts of nonsense pranks, otherwise get the fuck off the ship. I have sank the bobdamned thing. The joke is on you. No,Ķthe joke is you.

Your snobbish attitudes of snubbery have gone on long enough. And now it is time for the Golden Apple of Discord.

All of you serious ,ÄòDiscordians,Äô are hereby excommunicated, but not snubbed, from this day forth, in whatever that,Äôs supposed to mean. Your only point of existence now is to serve as a warning to any future would-be Fundamentalists. Now, stand still a moment, it makes our job easier.

,ÄúYou can,Äôt tell a goddess how to behave.,Äù
-Eris (the Pop-Tart verses)

(Confusion 7th, 3170)

This post has has given me pause to reflect upon this irreverent Erisian movement.

Is he fucking serious about their serious ,ÄòDiscordianism,Äô?

I'm so sick of non-serious discordians taking serious discordians so seriously.

And guests taking non-serious discordians taking serious discordians so seriously.

.....and the next poster that takes non-serious discordians taking serious discordians so seriously.

.....and the next poster that takes that poster that takes non-serious discordians taking serious discordians so seriously.

.....and the next poster that takes that poster that takes non-serious discordians taking serious discordians so seriously.

.....and the next poster that takes that poster that takes non-serious discordians taking serious discordians so seriously.

.....and the next poster that takes that poster that takes non-serious discordians taking serious discordians so seriously.

.....and the next poster that takes that poster that takes non-serious discordians taking serious discordians so seriously.

.....and the next poster that takes that poster that takes non-serious discordians taking serious discordians so seriously.

.....and the next poster that takes that poster that takes non-serious discordians taking serious discordians so seriously.

.....and the next poster that takes that poster that takes non-serious discordians taking serious discordians so seriously.

.....and the next poster that takes that poster that takes non-serious discordians taking serious discordians so seriously.

.....and the next poster that takes that poster that takes non-serious discordians taking serious discordians so seriously.

.....and the next poster that takes that poster that takes non-serious discordians taking serious discordians so seriously.

.....and the next poster that takes that poster that takes non-serious discordians taking serious discordians so seriously.

.....and the next poster that takes that poster that takes non-serious discordians taking serious discordians so seriously.

.....and the next poster that takes that poster that takes non-serious discordians taking serious discordians so seriously.

.....and the next poster that takes that poster that takes non-serious discordians taking serious discordians so seriously.

.....and the next poster that takes that poster that takes non-serious discordians taking serious discordians so seriously.

.....and the next poster that takes that poster that takes non-serious discordians taking serious discordians so seriously.

enter + Ctrl +v for as long as it takes.

The joke's on you, except that it might not be.


I can't believe you took this all so seriously. Or maybe I just need to start taking it seriously. Or maybe just maybe or maybe not.

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCThe joke's on you, except that it might not be.


I can't believe you took this all so seriously. Or maybe I just need to start taking it seriously. Or maybe just maybe or maybe not.

QuoteYou are the reason why we have had inquisitions, bombings, gassings, and other nasty historical horrors. You are the reason why psychiatrists are in business. You are the reason why there are things like Starbucks or Yuppie Bars. You take a good thing and kill it with your seriousness

It is hard to understand how someone would take that seriously.

Quote from: Anonymous

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCThe joke's on you, except that it might not be.


I can't believe you took this all so seriously. Or maybe I just need to start taking it seriously. Or maybe just maybe or maybe not.

QuoteYou are the reason why we have had inquisitions, bombings, gassings, and other nasty historical horrors. You are the reason why psychiatrists are in business. You are the reason why there are things like Starbucks or Yuppie Bars. You take a good thing and kill it with your seriousness

It is hard to understand how someone would take that seriously.

Come on, Tao. You know the score.

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Anonymous

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCThe joke's on you, except that it might not be.


I can't believe you took this all so seriously. Or maybe I just need to start taking it seriously. Or maybe just maybe or maybe not.

QuoteYou are the reason why we have had inquisitions, bombings, gassings, and other nasty historical horrors. You are the reason why psychiatrists are in business. You are the reason why there are things like Starbucks or Yuppie Bars. You take a good thing and kill it with your seriousness

It is hard to understand how someone would take that seriously.

Come on, Tao. You know the score.

Is he trolling YOU now, too?

As much as I liked to take the piss out of him, I never thought he'd freak out like THIS.

Posting this crap anonymously.

I thought, for all his faults, that he had guts.

I can see now that even *I* can misjudge character.

Kinda.

He's like the kid who talks shit to you from the second story window of his house. Not worth payin any attention to.

Quote from: DonkeyotayHe's like the kid who talks shit to you from the second story window of his house. Not worth payin any attention to.

Not unless you have a paint/pellet gun.

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: DonkeyotayHe's like the kid who talks shit to you from the second story window of his house. Not worth payin any attention to.

Not unless you have a paint/pellet gun.

Or a FIST FULL OF CHICKENS!

MWUHAHAHAHAHA!

Or a pocket full of EGGS.

(http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v295/SssBella/badegg2.gif)

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom(http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v295/SssBella/badegg2.gif)

mmmmm. scrambled egg and live fishie pizza. I'm hungry!

Hello! The egg is rotten.
Just look at the number of victim's it's claimed.

I'm gonna fry him with my Eggbeaters of Doom.

Gonna stir things up for him......Mwahahahaaa!

... and so it claims another victim.

I give you all Jihad! I might call my uncle Ussama and
just tell him what a huge bunch of dodos you are talking
in circles over and over again. I am so sorry to have
to say this to you. I thought you were enlightened and
cool people. but this seems not to be so anymore.
There are some people on this board that still
have my respect and all as always, but that number
has drastically gone down. Thats so fucking sad.

And *if* TJ comes trolling around when he is
bored late at night. Its his right to do whatever
he wants, just like you can. You lot are behaving
like those silly groupie chicks that dissed me cause
I took St Tills attention from them. So they
started going all stupid on me like you are
fucking around with TJ. Gosh and if  he does
like to provoke in any way he can. I like that.
Shows more humor and not taking yourself
seriously to be a troll some time than
just gang up and post CRAP all day.


Tao Jones is so right in saying this place
has turned into an infantile place where
you just post for the bloody sake of
posting and posting rates. All theese silly
forum-onlinegames are so OVER! Get a life
and stop hiding behind your computers and
go out of the house and actally have a
social life.


DAMMIT!

Purlease dear mgt, ERASE my account pronto.
I am outta here. Was  a nice time here
befor things got all strange and I do thank
you for creating this place where I met
my perfect man. I am gonna go off into
the world with my darling TJ and you will
hear and see of us. thats a PROMISE.
We are not quiet.

This is not discordian. This is wannabe. *burp*

Quote from: PrincessEris von TartarusI give you all Jihad! I might call my uncle Ussama and
just tell him what a huge bunch of dodos you are talking
in circles over and over again. I am so sorry to have
to say this to you. I thought you were enlightened and
cool people. but this seems not to be so anymore.
There are some people on this board that still
have my respect and all as always, but that number
has drastically gone down. Thats so fucking sad.

And *if* TJ comes trolling around when he is
bored late at night. Its his right to do whatever
he wants, just like you can. You lot are behaving
like those silly groupie chicks that dissed me cause
I took St Tills attention from them. So they
started going all stupid on me like you are
fucking around with TJ. Gosh and if  he does
like to provoke in any way he can. I like that.
Shows more humor and not taking yourself
seriously to be a troll some time than
just gang up and post CRAP all day.


Tao Jones is so right in saying this place
has turned into an infantile place where
you just post for the bloody sake of
posting and posting rates. All theese silly
forum-onlinegames are so OVER! Get a life
and stop hiding behind your computers and
go out of the house and actally have a
social life.


DAMMIT!

Purlease dear mgt, ERASE my account pronto.
I am outta here. Was  a nice time here
befor things got all strange and I do thank
you for creating this place where I met
my perfect man. I am gonna go off into
the world with my darling TJ and you will
hear and see of us. thats a PROMISE.
We are not quiet.

This is not discordian. This is wannabe. *burp*

Don't hold back.  Tell us how you really feel.

Quote from: PrincessEris von Tartarus
This is not discordian. This is wannabe. *burp*

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(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/lol.gif)(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/fag.gif)

Almost missed that.  Funniest part of the whole damned post.



Well, thank you, O judge of all that is truly discordian.

Now, shouldn't you be posting some mushy bullshit that nobody wants to read?

Wannabe? Not even a little. It is Wasabi!

I am the 14th snapped chopstick of the Wasabi Cabal. As of right now.

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerNow, shouldn't you be posting some mushy bullshit that nobody wants to read?

Well, I like mushy bullshit.

So there.

Its still there, feel freee to go back and relive the drooling

Quote from: Medeo

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerNow, shouldn't you be posting some mushy bullshit that nobody wants to read?

Well, I like mushy bullshit.

So there.

most farmers do as well... it means the heard isn't constipated.

EVT's account still isn't deleted.

Oversight, nostalgic preservation, or wishful thinking? You decide.

Quote from: MedeoEVT's account still isn't deleted.

Oversight, nostalgic preservation, or wishful thinking? You decide.

You forgot apathy.

or that MGT hasnt gotten to the requet yet

Welcome to the world of internet forum's EVT, as the popularity increases, so does the number of stupid posts.  If your going to leave, leave! you don't need to be an attention whore about it...

...Well, at least now we wont have to listen to her and TJ telling us about their relationship anymore.  not that anybody really cared in the first place.

Quote from: Hotsuma...Well, at least now we wont have to listen to her and TJ telling us about their relationship anymore.  not that anybody really cared in the first place.

Thank you, Iraqi Jesus!

are you being cynical Roger? you know it's bad for your blood pressure.

Quote from: Hotsumaare you being cynical Roger?

Is the sky blue?

not right now, look outside.

If I were Roger, this is where I'd post that "What did the five fingers say to the face" clip

while it's not the actual clip, it's almost as good.
http://www.cafeshops.com/slap2face.10994407

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Now, shouldn't you be posting some mushy bullshit that nobody wants to read?

And from that, he deluded honest men to believe that reality was a straightjacket affair and not the happy romance as men had known it.

For the umteenth time we get it.

Yeah yeah, Tao here, just a guest, not one of the gang anymore.

You and others criticize other's hapiness and fun. You're a Greyface deluding a bunch of Dungeon's and Dragons players that it's Discordian to not be Discordian, or that Discordianism is whatever you want it to be, even it's opposite.

Is it really that satisfying?

For any who can think for themselves and don't just blinding follow the pack, Bella and obviously REv are Subgenius which is nearly the opposite of Discordianism.

Did you get rejected from the Subgeunius forums?

If not, you're not going to contradict yourself over here.

http://www.subgenius.com/websites2.htm

__________________________________________

My dahling, they can't have a social life if they're affraid of other people in real life. That's why they need role play and fantasy because they're paralyzed in real life. They can come here though and be whatever they want just by saying so, instead of by earning it through actual life situations.

Ain't that right Bella?

I feel for people who are weak or have problems, but if they take the high ground and start throwing stones, I lose all pity.

"The unfortunate result of this is that mankind has since been suffering from a psychological and spiritual imbalance. Imbalance causes frustration, and frustration causes fear. And fear makes for a bad trip."

Yet you embrace your own fears and criticize those that are fearless?

Not going to be a very good president if you're affraid of meeting people eh? Nor will you be able to shoot me if you're affraid to meet me in public.

Hugh!!!!

Anybody ever tell you how cute you are when you're angry? :wink:

Psychiatrist?

Get back to me with that hot young ass of yours after you look up the term projection.

Or are you merely stealing my act?

Not really thinking for yourself you georgeous little thing.

___________________________________________________


Funny with the mush thing, we would have stopped after the first post, yet you all acted like a bunch of ole grannies at two people breaking social norms, so we laid it on thick just to get on your nerves.

But we just noticed this morning that about 90% of the forum doesn't have a significant other.

Sorry you all can't find relationships. I moved around a lot and went 3 years or so at a time without a relationship, but if you're gonna take it out on us for your timidity, go ahead, but you'll never change your problems for dumping it on others, rather by showing some backbone and getting out of your house.

leave allready, quite being an attention whore.


...dammit! I fell for it again...

Hey, Tao. Come back after you graduate from grade school.

As for meeting people. I was at the devival. Where were you?
Malaul wanted to know if you still wanted her to do your wedding
but you didn't even have the courtesy to respond to her, did you?

BTW, why did all the mind fucks you posted have to do with EVT
dressing up like a whore? Don't you have any respect for even
your own woman? Sexist.

Is that enough name calling for today?

(You know, it's really sad when somebody doesn't get it. Do you
think we should spell it out for him?)

Quote from: Anonymous

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Now, shouldn't you be posting some mushy bullshit that nobody wants to read?

And from that, he deluded honest men to believe that reality was a straightjacket affair and not the happy romance as men had known it.

For the umteenth time we get it.

Yeah yeah, Tao here, just a guest, not one of the gang anymore.

You and others criticize other's hapiness and fun. You're a Greyface deluding a bunch of Dungeon's and Dragons players that it's Discordian to not be Discordian, or that Discordianism is whatever you want it to be, even it's opposite.

Is it really that satisfying?

For any who can think for themselves and don't just blinding follow the pack, Bella and obviously REv are Subgenius which is nearly the opposite of Discordianism.

Did you get rejected from the Subgeunius forums?

If not, you're not going to contradict yourself over here.

http://www.subgenius.com/websites2.htm

__________________________________________

My dahling, they can't have a social life if they're affraid of other people in real life. That's why they need role play and fantasy because they're paralyzed in real life. They can come here though and be whatever they want just by saying so, instead of by earning it through actual life situations.

Ain't that right Bella?

I feel for people who are weak or have problems, but if they take the high ground and start throwing stones, I lose all pity.

"The unfortunate result of this is that mankind has since been suffering from a psychological and spiritual imbalance. Imbalance causes frustration, and frustration causes fear. And fear makes for a bad trip."

Yet you embrace your own fears and criticize those that are fearless?

Not going to be a very good president if you're affraid of meeting people eh? Nor will you be able to shoot me if you're affraid to meet me in public.

Hugh!!!!

Anybody ever tell you how cute you are when you're angry? :wink:

Psychiatrist?

Get back to me with that hot young ass of yours after you look up the term projection.

Or are you merely stealing my act?

Not really thinking for yourself you georgeous little thing.

___________________________________________________


Funny with the mush thing, we would have stopped after the first post, yet you all acted like a bunch of ole grannies at two people breaking social norms, so we laid it on thick just to get on your nerves.

But we just noticed this morning that about 90% of the forum doesn't have a significant other.

Sorry you all can't find relationships. I moved around a lot and went 3 years or so at a time without a relationship, but if you're gonna take it out on us for your timidity, go ahead, but you'll never change your problems for dumping it on others, rather by showing some backbone and getting out of your house.

tao... gonna miss you man ... come back and let me know when you and your wife have started your site up I would love to participate in you jakes and mindfucks( be warned though as a discordian I may disagree with you sometimes... but that doesn't mean I wont enjoy your company)

Quote from: gnimbleyHey, Tao. Come back after you graduate from grade school.

As for meeting people. I was at the devival. Where were you?
Malaul wanted to know if you still wanted her to do your wedding
but you didn't even have the courtesy to respond to her, did you?

BTW, why did all the mind fucks you posted have to do with EVT
dressing up like a whore? Don't you have any respect for even
your own woman? Sexist.

Is that enough name calling for today?

(You know, it's really sad when somebody doesn't get it. Do you
think we should spell it out for him?)

no we shouldn't spell it out for him... just cause you read it doesn't mean you'll get it... some things only come through experience.

QuoteNot going to be a very good president if you're affraid of meeting people eh? Nor will you be able to shoot me if you're affraid to meet me in public.

Oh my, I've been puzzled by this all day and then it hit me.
You think the pic I posted of me hunting the bad egg (which merely represents....eggs) had something to do with you.

It didn't.

Someone mentioned chickens, which led me to think of eggs and I was making fun of myself for not liking to eat eggs. In fact, I  also posted the same pic in the mindfuck forums a day or two earlier. (see below)

Not everything in the world is about you.

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: Magdelina Zorga

Quote from: fiearceinvalid

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomMmmm......sausages.


Yuck.....eggs.

listen love you gotta come round to the egg thing otherwise there will be too many chickens. and thery smell and they are stupid and im drunk, and i ate spicy snacks and then decided to have a wank without washing my hands and now im sad.so eat eggs or suffer the consequences like i have.well not exactly but indeed very similar.

I fear she will never come round to the egg thing.
Oh, the stories I could tell you all about Bella and eggs. :wink:

She's right. I will never come round to the egg thing........see pic below.


(http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v295/SssBella/badegg2.gif)

Tao: Of course I am cute when I am angry. What do you think stops me from getting pounced on by Forth of July celebrators angered  at me when I decided to explode an effigy of GWBush and then throw paint baloons all the while wearing a kilt? Well, nevermind that now. That incident was last week's history. I am cured.

But anyway, heh. I pulled a fast one on you. You thought that my seriousness at your seriousness was an attempt at humor to mask my serious when it was, in fact, an attempt to be humorous that just got to be a lot of hoots. (You should have seen the looks on the faces of the people I actually got up in front of and read that rant to. All my rants are crowd tested first. Note: The rant about money has actually resulted in people giving me money. Hoots!) Anyway, I digress into my longwindedness.

If you really feel the way you do, Tao, that's okay. This is an online forum afterall. Therefore it should be no surprise that it is primarily web interactions that go on here. Most of my Discordian activities occur sadly in the real world town in which I live, not that I am resposible for any of them, mind you. It is nice to take a break from all that and come on here and bullshit, chat, and do silly things. Why? Who fucking cares why? I do as I wish when I want. You can't tell another Discordian how to behave. You know that we are "non-stick" peoples.


EVT: I am sorry you feel the way you do and a little disturbed that you would come down so harshly. If you want higher intellectual content and discussion here, then, by all means, start some of your own. Those who are interested in that will gladly go on ahead and particiapte. I am tired of people whining and whining about how this-that-and-the-other is not the way it should-could-would-be. In essence, stop looking for the "no-good-shits" and realize that if shit didn't happen you would explode. Discordia is so much more than any of our ideas about what it is, although it is also what we think it is.  It goes no where and does nothing to make grand statements about "posers" and such on the internet...and here's why, in my opinion: Frankly, I really don't know who the hell most of you are, so I can't really seriously say whether you are Real Discordians(tm) or not. Nor could I care.

Anyway, you are both still excommunicated. (That's what we Discordians(tm) do to each other here, at least in Chicago.)

Ah well. The Jihad is onward, forward, backward, leeward, seaward, and billiard. That is all.

Heh. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

(P.S. - Everyone knocks the Subgeniuses for some reason. But I will smite those filthy anti-Subgenii with Eris Apple Pie.)

(Parenthetically- Pfft!)

mmmm pie.....

Wow. Does excommunication hurt? Can I give it a try some time? I have never been excommunicated before.

::pulls out long black rubber gloves adn the KY::


Bend over, lemme show ya

this wont hurt a bit

:twisted:  :twisted:

Quote from: gnimbleyWow. Does excommunication hurt? Can I give it a try some time? I have never been excommunicated before.

Gnimbley, you are hereby excommunicated until you learn better. So there.

Whhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote from: gnimbleyWhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See.

It's actually damn good fun.

Oh for Fucks sake!

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Stop trying to be the one who can solve everybody's problems and grow the fuck up! I know that hardly anyone these days wants to play nice and just do their best to get along with other people, but maybe you can fake it 'til you make it. It's pretty plain to me that there is an overwhelming majority of people in here who would love to have a couple of other people bow down on their knees and admit a humble defeat slaving one ideology for another. Hmmn. seems like we're all missing the point eh? (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2221)

Yes. I am aware of irony...
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Quote from: AnonymousFor any who can think for themselves and don't just blinding follow the pack, Bella and obviously REv are Subgenius which is nearly the opposite of Discordianism.

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Mr. President, we have a serious problem. It seems the people over at the PD.com forums can't seem to get along and behave amongst each other. I think that they might all be terrorist in disguise.






Heh..... fuck the in disguise bit. Admit that you are the fucking taliban of the brain and fuck your neighbors head with the mental version of VX.


Now if you will excuse me, I'm off to go crucify a stuffed bear on my neighbors lawn and have sex with it.

^^goes to get camera^^

Quote from: Anonymous

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Now, shouldn't you be posting some mushy bullshit that nobody wants to read?

And from that, he deluded honest men to believe that reality was a straightjacket affair and not the happy romance as men had known it.

For the umteenth time we get it.

Yeah yeah, Tao here, just a guest, not one of the gang anymore.

You and others criticize other's hapiness and fun. You're a Greyface deluding a bunch of Dungeon's and Dragons players that it's Discordian to not be Discordian, or that Discordianism is whatever you want it to be, even it's opposite.

Is it really that satisfying?

For any who can think for themselves and don't just blinding follow the pack, Bella and obviously REv are Subgenius which is nearly the opposite of Discordianism.

Did you get rejected from the Subgeunius forums?

If not, you're not going to contradict yourself over here.

http://www.subgenius.com/websites2.htm

__________________________________________

My dahling, they can't have a social life if they're affraid of other people in real life. That's why they need role play and fantasy because they're paralyzed in real life. They can come here though and be whatever they want just by saying so, instead of by earning it through actual life situations.

Ain't that right Bella?

I feel for people who are weak or have problems, but if they take the high ground and start throwing stones, I lose all pity.

"The unfortunate result of this is that mankind has since been suffering from a psychological and spiritual imbalance. Imbalance causes frustration, and frustration causes fear. And fear makes for a bad trip."

Yet you embrace your own fears and criticize those that are fearless?

Not going to be a very good president if you're affraid of meeting people eh? Nor will you be able to shoot me if you're affraid to meet me in public.

Hugh!!!!

Anybody ever tell you how cute you are when you're angry? :wink:

Psychiatrist?

Get back to me with that hot young ass of yours after you look up the term projection.

Or are you merely stealing my act?

Not really thinking for yourself you georgeous little thing.

___________________________________________________


Funny with the mush thing, we would have stopped after the first post, yet you all acted like a bunch of ole grannies at two people breaking social norms, so we laid it on thick just to get on your nerves.

But we just noticed this morning that about 90% of the forum doesn't have a significant other.

Sorry you all can't find relationships. I moved around a lot and went 3 years or so at a time without a relationship, but if you're gonna take it out on us for your timidity, go ahead, but you'll never change your problems for dumping it on others, rather by showing some backbone and getting out of your house.

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No Wife, No Horse, No Moustache.

Quote from: Anonymous

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Now, shouldn't you be posting some mushy bullshit that nobody wants to read?

And from that, he deluded honest men to believe that reality was a straightjacket affair and not the happy romance as men had known it.

For the umteenth time we get it.

Yeah yeah, Tao here, just a guest, not one of the gang anymore.

You and others criticize other's hapiness and fun. You're a Greyface deluding a bunch of Dungeon's and Dragons players that it's Discordian to not be Discordian, or that Discordianism is whatever you want it to be, even it's opposite.

Is it really that satisfying?

For any who can think for themselves and don't just blinding follow the pack, Bella and obviously REv are Subgenius which is nearly the opposite of Discordianism.

Did you get rejected from the Subgeunius forums?

If not, you're not going to contradict yourself over here.

http://www.subgenius.com/websites2.htm

__________________________________________

My dahling, they can't have a social life if they're affraid of other people in real life. That's why they need role play and fantasy because they're paralyzed in real life. They can come here though and be whatever they want just by saying so, instead of by earning it through actual life situations.

Ain't that right Bella?

I feel for people who are weak or have problems, but if they take the high ground and start throwing stones, I lose all pity.

"The unfortunate result of this is that mankind has since been suffering from a psychological and spiritual imbalance. Imbalance causes frustration, and frustration causes fear. And fear makes for a bad trip."

Yet you embrace your own fears and criticize those that are fearless?

Not going to be a very good president if you're affraid of meeting people eh? Nor will you be able to shoot me if you're affraid to meet me in public.

Hugh!!!!

Anybody ever tell you how cute you are when you're angry? :wink:

Psychiatrist?

Get back to me with that hot young ass of yours after you look up the term projection.

Or are you merely stealing my act?

Not really thinking for yourself you georgeous little thing.

___________________________________________________


Funny with the mush thing, we would have stopped after the first post, yet you all acted like a bunch of ole grannies at two people breaking social norms, so we laid it on thick just to get on your nerves.

But we just noticed this morning that about 90% of the forum doesn't have a significant other.

Sorry you all can't find relationships. I moved around a lot and went 3 years or so at a time without a relationship, but if you're gonna take it out on us for your timidity, go ahead, but you'll never change your problems for dumping it on others, rather by showing some backbone and getting out of your house.

Now this makes me mad!  You don't even know Bella.  She lives life!
I doubt if you could be called into the hospital to counsel a rape victim covered
in her boyfriends blood because no other counselor in the area could
handle it.  She actually stayed with the girl for two hours while they ran forensic tests
on her.  

Shame on you EVT!!!  I thought you had more balls than to attack people you
don't know anything about.

Bella has a significant other so you don't even know what you are talking about.  She just doesn't parade her private life on the board.

I consider it a sign of weakness to depend on a significant other for my identity.  Maybe 90% of the board don't feel so insecure that
they are incomplete unless they are
living their life through and for another person and needing an audience
to make sure that they are noticed.  I have better things to do than to mentally breed in public!  
Hell I have better things to do than electronically Fuck for people
who don't give a damn about listening to it.

I have better things to do than take orders from  narcissistic voyeurists  who call themselves
princes and princesses.

If you can't take the heat...................get out of the kitchen, but quit projecting
your weaknesses onto other people.............Fuckers!

you know... I was going to post something sick and lighthearted here in response to demonica's post, but then I thought better of it. Of course, then I decided to go ahead and do it anyway.... but then I ended up just posting this because I figured I'd already posted enough perverted crap for the night. Guess either way this chalks up another fluff post for me. Oh well, call it advance celebration of EVT and Tao leaving, since they have done nothing but leave posts that sound like a cry for help combined with a "holier than thou" feeling for the last few months. Everyone knows that the holier than thou attitude is reserved for newbies that don't know any better, and the cry for help posts are reserved for those that are not truly making a cry for help. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go jack off in my XO's coffee while thinking of gnomes.

Sick and lighthearted is fun thwack!

I also appreciate a good opportunity to say FUCK and Hell and FUCKERS!

:twisted:

I have a word or two to say to Tao also, but first I have to
put this bong down and kick his parents out of my bed.........

*Fuckin'pies those fucking FUCKERS*

I swear, I have never fucked a pie....not once.


cake on the otherhand...

The Commander
DIA

Fuckin' pies and cakes..............the fuckers!

Quote from: Duchess DemonicaFuckin' pies and cakes..............the fuckers!

fuck the fucking fuckers and fuck the fuckers that fucked them.

Quote from: Duchess DemonicaNow this makes me mad!  You don't even know Bella.  She lives life!
I doubt if you could be called into the hospital to counsel a rape victim covered
in her boyfriends blood because no other counselor in the area could
handle it.  She actually stayed with the girl for two hours while they ran forensic tests
on her.  

Shame on you EVT!!!  I thought you had more balls than to attack people you
don't know anything about.

Bella has a significant other so you don't even know what you are talking about.  She just doesn't parade her private life on the board.

I consider it a sign of weakness to depend on a significant other for my identity.  Maybe 90% of the board don't feel so insecure that
they are incomplete unless they are
living their life through and for another person and needing an audience
to make sure that they are noticed.  I have better things to do than to mentally breed in public!  
Hell I have better things to do than electronically Fuck for people
who don't give a damn about listening to it.

I have better things to do than take orders from  narcissistic voyeurists  who call themselves
princes and princesses.

If you can't take the heat...................get out of the kitchen, but quit projecting
your weaknesses onto other people.............Fuckers!

Hey. Hey. Down girl. Down.

No need to get in a lather over the likes of Taco Jones.

He's just attacking Bella because he is angry and wants to hurt someone. Since Bella is the heart of the forums, he's attacking her. Doesn't matter that he doesn't make sense. He doesn't care. He just wants to hurt people, get a rise out of us. He thinks he's better than we are and when we spit in his face, he got angry.

He thought he was in charge and that we all worshiped him. Now he acting like the peevish little boy he is and spewing insults all over the place. In his delusional state it makes him think he is better than us. He apparently needs that.

As for his insults about "relationships," it's pretty typical of insecure, small minded persons. They think everyone is like themselves. He is obviously insecure about his masculinity. Therefore, he figures everyone is insecure about their sexuality. Thus, he uses the insult that he believes would hurt the most. (Of course, when EVT dumps him, well ... the chicken will come home to roost.)

So let it go. He's not worth the stress hormones. He's just a little boy playing dress up. Too bad he doesn't think for himself.

My question is: who's the Psychiatrist?

Potential good eggs gone WAY rotten, says I.

Kia honto.

Quote from: MedeoPotential good eggs gone WAY rotten, says I.

Truth!

PIES!

::grabs his crotch and vomits on jihaad and his meandering lateness and lack of interest::

Quote from: Duchess Demonica

Quote from: Anonymous

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Now, shouldn't you be posting some mushy bullshit that nobody wants to read?

And from that, he deluded honest men to believe that reality was a straightjacket affair and not the happy romance as men had known it.

For the umteenth time we get it.

Yeah yeah, Tao here, just a guest, not one of the gang anymore.

You and others criticize other's hapiness and fun. You're a Greyface deluding a bunch of Dungeon's and Dragons players that it's Discordian to not be Discordian, or that Discordianism is whatever you want it to be, even it's opposite.

Is it really that satisfying?

For any who can think for themselves and don't just blinding follow the pack, Bella and obviously REv are Subgenius which is nearly the opposite of Discordianism.

Did you get rejected from the Subgeunius forums?

If not, you're not going to contradict yourself over here.

http://www.subgenius.com/websites2.htm

__________________________________________

My dahling, they can't have a social life if they're affraid of other people in real life. That's why they need role play and fantasy because they're paralyzed in real life. They can come here though and be whatever they want just by saying so, instead of by earning it through actual life situations.

Ain't that right Bella?

I feel for people who are weak or have problems, but if they take the high ground and start throwing stones, I lose all pity.

"The unfortunate result of this is that mankind has since been suffering from a psychological and spiritual imbalance. Imbalance causes frustration, and frustration causes fear. And fear makes for a bad trip."

Yet you embrace your own fears and criticize those that are fearless?

Not going to be a very good president if you're affraid of meeting people eh? Nor will you be able to shoot me if you're affraid to meet me in public.

Hugh!!!!

Anybody ever tell you how cute you are when you're angry? :wink:

Psychiatrist?

Get back to me with that hot young ass of yours after you look up the term projection.

Or are you merely stealing my act?

Not really thinking for yourself you georgeous little thing.

___________________________________________________


Funny with the mush thing, we would have stopped after the first post, yet you all acted like a bunch of ole grannies at two people breaking social norms, so we laid it on thick just to get on your nerves.

But we just noticed this morning that about 90% of the forum doesn't have a significant other.

Sorry you all can't find relationships. I moved around a lot and went 3 years or so at a time without a relationship, but if you're gonna take it out on us for your timidity, go ahead, but you'll never change your problems for dumping it on others, rather by showing some backbone and getting out of your house.

Now this makes me mad!  You don't even know Bella.  She lives life!
I doubt if you could be called into the hospital to counsel a rape victim covered
in her boyfriends blood because no other counselor in the area could
handle it.  She actually stayed with the girl for two hours while they ran forensic tests
on her.  

Shame on you EVT!!!  I thought you had more balls than to attack people you
don't know anything about.

Bella has a significant other so you don't even know what you are talking about.  She just doesn't parade her private life on the board.

I consider it a sign of weakness to depend on a significant other for my identity.  Maybe 90% of the board don't feel so insecure that
they are incomplete unless they are
living their life through and for another person and needing an audience
to make sure that they are noticed.  I have better things to do than to mentally breed in public!  
Hell I have better things to do than electronically Fuck for people
who don't give a damn about listening to it.

I have better things to do than take orders from  narcissistic voyeurists  who call themselves
princes and princesses.

If you can't take the heat...................get out of the kitchen, but quit projecting
your weaknesses onto other people.............Fuckers!

Memo to The Duchess:

Please do not feed the trolls.  

Signed,
The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: gnimbleyHe's just attacking Bella because he is angry and wants to hurt someone. Since Bella is the heart of the forums, he's attacking her.

This is the correct answer.  Bella did nothing to Tao, or EvT...that was mostly Efrim, Hugh, and myself; they've been reduced to lashing out at EVERYONE, the higher the profile, the better.  Bella, being the most admired board member, fits the bill.

Personally, I find it both hysterical and pathetic.  Hardly worth getting all wrapped around the axle over.

Demonica just likes to use every excuse she can to say FUCKER!

as I told Medeo and Malaul, they're on their period...

Hey, I'm a big, fat, stupid asshole that's going to try and pidgeonhole you into my definition of discordianism. If you don't like it, then that just means that you are not a discordian, and I'm going to attack you in every way I can. This whole time I'm also going to be having cyber sex throughout the whole forum, because I know you are all virtual voyers and you will enjoy it. Don't try to talk to me or tell me otherwise, for I know better and I can't be reasoned with.

it's going to be hard for you to cybersex around the forums, see as your slave master has already expressed her intention to never return here. your welcome to cyberbate around the forums though, we have a great clean up crew.

besides, I'm sure that the mods will get sick of your attitude sooner or later and ban your ass. (I probaly would have allready done so)

Quote from: Taco JonesHey, I'm a big, fat, stupid asshole that's going to try and pidgeonhole you into my definition of discordianism. If you don't like it, then that just means that you are not a discordian, and I'm going to attack you in every way I can. This whole time I'm also going to be having cyber sex throughout the whole forum, because I know you are all virtual voyers and you will enjoy it. Don't try to talk to me or tell me otherwise, for I know better and I can't be reasoned with.

I bow to the master.

I will bow to anyone who lets me fuck cakes.  


Any takers?

The Commander
DIA

*hands the commander a devils food cake and an angles food cake*





Let the bowing begin.

Quote from: Rev Thwack*hands the commander a devils food cake and an angles food cake*

that asks a great question, would you rather bang the innocent girl with no experience (i.e. will cling to you like my socks after an extensive drying) or the slutty one for the one night stand...or maybe I'm just reading into it too much...

think you are not reading enough into it.... I didn't say "or"... I said "and"..... the commanders has himself a little three way action going on. After all, it's better to have both than to have to choose between the two.

that greedy commander...he wants to fuck his cake...and eat it too...



(hey...that one was fairly clever)

Quote from: Hotsumathat greedy commander...he wants to fuck his cake...and eat it too...



(hey...that one was fairly clever)

:roll:

STFU

yea, I think I saw that thread..... isn't it elsewhere on the forums though?

yes it is, it was a self refrence paid for by NASP. (national assosiation for self publicity)

I've never had a three way cake orgy before.  I hope my heart can take it...

The Commander
DIA

The Commander: Hugh Hefner of the cake world

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerMemo to The Duchess:

Please do not feed the trolls.  

Signed,
The Good Reverend Roger

Oh Daddy please can I keep the cute trolls!

Please oh please, I promise to feed them the cheap troll food!

Quote from: The CommanderI've never had a three way cake orgy before.  I hope my heart can take it...

The Commander
DIA

Let's see if you can handle this..........

You wild man you!

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Damn. I missed the last gasp of EVT and Tao....after how vocal I was about them leaving I don't even get a mention in their final credits. The nerve! It's so ironic too, mocking the board for a lack of a social life...I've been posting less because my long-term girlfriend has been in town. Besides, if they were really secure in the superiority of their social life they would just leave, there's no need for a big last hurrah. You two have done nothing but bring this board down.

So ta-ta....I'll miss you  :lol:

Quote from: EfrimDamn. I missed the last gasp of EVT and Tao....after how vocal I was about them leaving I don't even get a mention in their final credits. The nerve! It's so ironic too, mocking the board for a lack of a social life...I've been posting less because my long-term girlfriend has been in town. Besides, if they were really secure in the superiority of their social life they would just leave, there's no need for a big last hurrah. You two have done nothing but bring this board down.

So ta-ta....I'll miss you  :lol:

Always the soul of compassion, aren't ya, Efrim? :twisted:

Whats that?  :twisted:

Quote from: Hotsumathat greedy commander...he wants to fuck his cake...and eat it too...



(hey...that one was fairly clever)

oh gods!!

you are teh roxor

I wish I could've done more to earn their enmity.

http://www.shirky.com/writings/group_enemy.html

Quote from: Zombie¬?I wish I could've done more to earn their enmity.

I would have thought that they thought I embodied more of the things that they were thinking that they were against because they thought we were for it...
Probably stuck up for them too much. But that's me, being a diplomatic little emasculated greyface attempting to keep the peace and make sure there's a nice forum to come home to...

I just think I fit the bill of what he was pointing his finger at pretty closely, and that it should've been me instead of all you innocent discordians.

(points his finger.)

Quote from: Guido Finuccihttp://www.shirky.com/writings/group_enemy.html

I rescind every previous comment.

Ever made.

Bwa ha ah.

Seems like there's never been a better time to...

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Q(O_O)>

yea... beautiful, isn't it?

Quote from: Guido Finuccihttp://www.shirky.com/writings/group_enemy.html

Guido....I love you man.


Thank you.


The Commander
DIA

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Memo to The Duchess:

Please do not feed the trolls.  

Signed,
The Good Reverend Roger

Sigh....Zorga has been telling her this for years.
I can't tell you how many times I have said,
"Please Darling, do not feed the trolls....... unless you feed them to Devil Squirrel."

*feeds the trolls steroids*

Can you buy Troll food at PETCO?

The Commander
DIA

Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD

Quote from: Zombie¬?I wish I could've done more to earn their enmity.

I would have thought that they thought I embodied more of the things that they were thinking that they were against because they thought we were for it...
Probably stuck up for them too much. But that's me, being a diplomatic little emasculated greyface attempting to keep the peace and make sure there's a nice forum to come home to...

Is that a diplomatic way of telling the rest of us to stop lighting the joint on fire?

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD

Quote from: Zombie¬?I wish I could've done more to earn their enmity.

I would have thought that they thought I embodied more of the things that they were thinking that they were against because they thought we were for it...
Probably stuck up for them too much. But that's me, being a diplomatic little emasculated greyface attempting to keep the peace and make sure there's a nice forum to come home to...

Is that a diplomatic way of telling the rest of us to stop lighting the joint on fire?

Kind of... I'm more tired of their shit than I'm tired of hearing your retorts however. I thinks it's stupid to bicker over who did what no matter who you are, and for Tao to come out and say that we're being led around by you and Bella I think is going too far.

Everyone knows I'm the one who's really pulling everybody's strings around here anyway

Even if I can find some semblencec of sense in their arguments I find it totally counterproductive to push the point and carry on the way that they have been.

Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD

Quote from: Zombie¬?I wish I could've done more to earn their enmity.

I would have thought that they thought I embodied more of the things that they were thinking that they were against because they thought we were for it...
Probably stuck up for them too much. But that's me, being a diplomatic little emasculated greyface attempting to keep the peace and make sure there's a nice forum to come home to...

Is that a diplomatic way of telling the rest of us to stop lighting the joint on fire?

Kind of... I'm more tired of their shit than I'm tired of hearing your retorts however. I thinks it's stupid to bicker over who did what no matter who you are, and for Tao to come out and say that we're being led around by you and Bella I think is going too far.

Everyone knows I'm the one who's really pulling everybody's strings around here anyway

Even if I can find some semblencec of sense in their arguments I find it totally counterproductive to push the point and carry on the way that they have been.

I'm willing to let the matter drop.

Hugh, however, has his jaws locked on Tao's throat, and won't let go, even when I offer him a Scooby snack.  Plus, Tao just keeps getting dumber, and I find myself too amused to restrain myself.

Sorry.  I will try to behave.

Honest.

BTW:  I also find it amusing that Tao thinks I'm "in charge" here.

Like I'd be dumb enough to let THAT happen.

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerBTW:  I also find it amusing that Tao thinks I'm "in charge" here.

Like I'd be dumb enough to let THAT happen.

Hey, Everyone knows that ralph Nader is really in charge here... It is (after all) the only election he ever had a hope of winning.

I didn't vote for him.  I voted for Lyndon Larouche!

The Commander
DIA

Quote from: The CommanderI didn't vote for him.  I voted for Lyndon Larouche!

The Commander
DIA

Along with Ross Perot, and the late, great Screaming Lord Sutch, Lyndon Larouche is in my pantheon of political GAWDS.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
I'm willing to let the matter drop.

Hugh, however, has his jaws locked on Tao's throat, and won't let go, even when I offer him a Scooby snack.  Plus, Tao just keeps getting dumber, and I find myself too amused to restrain myself.

Sorry.  I will try to behave.

Honest.

BTW:  I also find it amusing that Tao thinks I'm "in charge" here.

Like I'd be dumb enough to let THAT happen.

Nah. My jaws aren't locked on Tao's throat. There's no tequila there.

Jihad? What jihad?

I think we pretty much took care of that.

I thought that Bella was in charge here.

Don't look at me.
I don't want to be in charge.

i'm in charge here. drop teh base and no one gets hurt.

Quote from: Grand Imam Horabi'm in charge here. drop teh base and no one gets hurt.

Cool.

You heard the man......he's in charge here.

Quote from: Grand Imam Horabi'm in charge here. drop teh base and no one gets hurt.

I always knew it was you, you Jihadist muckraker.

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Grand Imam Horabi'm in charge here. drop teh base and no one gets hurt.

I always knew it was you, you Jihadist muckraker.

and now you know more. do you know in some less civilized countries men and fish alike can die for knowing too much? or for too little for that matter.

keep that in mind the next time you visit michigan.(unless you happen to be in michigan in witch case you're probaly already fucked... :P)

Quote from: Grand Imam Horabi'm in charge here. drop teh base and no one gets hurt.

You Jihading monster.

*starts whistleing and slowly slinks away from crime scene*

Quote from: Efrim

Quote from: Grand Imam Horabi'm in charge here. drop teh base and no one gets hurt.

You Jihading monster.

*starts whistleing and slowly slinks away from crime scene*

*blows up crime scene and eats the corpus crispies*

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Efrim

Quote from: Grand Imam Horabi'm in charge here. drop teh base and no one gets hurt.

You Jihading monster.

*starts whistleing and slowly slinks away from crime scene*

*blows up crime scene and eats the corpus crispies*

I wish I had thought of that.
*Throws moltov into the crater for the hell of it*

I'm starting a crater fire. hotdogs anyone?

Quote from: Efrim

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Efrim

Quote from: Grand Imam Horabi'm in charge here. drop teh base and no one gets hurt.

You Jihading monster.

*starts whistleing and slowly slinks away from crime scene*

*blows up crime scene and eats the corpus crispies*

I wish I had thought of that.
*Throws moltov into the crater for the hell of it*

I'm starting a crater fire. hotdogs anyone?

Count me in. You want some char-fingers on your dog?

Naturally.

Grey Poupon?

Quote from: EfrimNaturally.

Grey Poupon?

But of course.

Fresh-heart salsa?

Don't see why not.

Gnome Butter?

Quote from: EfrimDon't see why not.

Gnome Butter?

Why yes. It's been too long.

Hot skull pie?

Excuse me, I don't mean to horn in or anything, but that all looks delicious.
Can I have some, too?

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomExcuse me, I don't mean to horn in or anything, but that all looks delicious.
Can I have some, too?

Certainly!

Dig in. We have many fine delicacies.

Thanks.

This is even worth breaking my diet for.

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: EfrimDon't see why not.

Gnome Butter?

Why yes. It's been too long.

Hot skull pie?

Why you can just read me like an open book.

Alright, lets all devour these hotdogs.

Can you leed us in grace Hugh?

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThanks.

This is even worth breaking my diet for.

You break that diet this instant! We can't have none of that vile 'no-carb, no sugar, no fat, no food' crap around here. No mam. Just good cooked meat bits and stuff....and TEQUILA.

Quote from: Efrim

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: EfrimDon't see why not.

Gnome Butter?

Why yes. It's been too long.

Hot skull pie?

Why you can just read me like an open book.

Alright, lets all devour these hotdogs.

Can you leed us in grace Hugh?

Sure I can leed you in grace, but only if you can find temptation yourselves.

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Efrim

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: EfrimDon't see why not.

Gnome Butter?

Why yes. It's been too long.

Hot skull pie?

Why you can just read me like an open book.

Alright, lets all devour these hotdogs.

Can you leed us in grace Hugh?

Sure I can leed you in grace, but only if you can find temptation yourselves.

*groan* but she's been hiding in the caves again and they say Bill O'Reily is  down there somewhere too.

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThanks.

This is even worth breaking my diet for.

You break that diet this instant! We can't have none of that vile 'no-carb, no sugar, no fat, no food' crap around here. No mam. Just good cooked meat bits and stuff....and TEQUILA.

I'm on a no wedding cake for breakfast and no sugar cookies for lunch diet.

But I'll be happy to break it if you insist.

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThanks.

This is even worth breaking my diet for.

You break that diet this instant! We can't have none of that vile 'no-carb, no sugar, no fat, no food' crap around here. No mam. Just good cooked meat bits and stuff....and TEQUILA.

I'm on a no wedding cake for breakfast and no sugar cookies for lunch diet.

But I'll be happy to break it if you insist.

*Insists*

*hands bella a chocolate cake which will be followed by a large chocolate margarita if she successfully devours it*

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThanks.

This is even worth breaking my diet for.

You break that diet this instant! We can't have none of that vile 'no-carb, no sugar, no fat, no food' crap around here. No mam. Just good cooked meat bits and stuff....and TEQUILA.

I'm on a no wedding cake for breakfast and no sugar cookies for lunch diet.

But I'll be happy to break it if you insist.

*Insists*

*hands bella a chocolate cake which will be followed by a large chocolate margarita if she successfully devours it*

Whaddaya mean "if" she successfully devours it?

How do I know what ungodly things those atkins people have done to you?

I'm gonna go on an all carb diet.  Mostly I will just eat pixie sticks and maple syrup.  I figure, with the amount of calories I will burn by staying awake all night throwing myself against the bedroom walls and wall-papering the roof, I shoul lose at least a little weight.

If that doesn't work I'm just going to turn into an E-freak.  How do you spell Xstacy anyway?

The Commander
DIA

XTC

or extacy

I think

Quote from: MalaulXTC

name of a band that I enjoy...I love the idea of an atheist theme song called "Dear God"... still laughing.

I liek that one too!
Bring back some memories from my youth!!


::tries to use walker adn falls::

HELP
Ive fallen adn I cant get up

Quote from: MalaulI liek that one too!
Bring back some memories from my youth!!


::tries to use walker adn falls::

HELP
Ive fallen adn I cant get up

not this game again... see this is why we don't go anywhere anymore... I just cant take you anywhere.

you never take me anywhere anyway!!

not if your gonna act like that all the time... cats always land on their feet she says.... jeeeze

Ever wonder what would happen if you strapped a peice if buttered toast to a cats back then heaved it out the window?
CAt always land feet down
buttered bbread alwyas lands butter side dwn


would the catr just hover?
or explode?

Quote from: MalaulEver wonder what would happen if you strapped a peice if buttered toast to a cats back then heaved it out the window?

Ever wonder what would happen if you stuck a firecracker up a frog's butt?

Yeah, me neither.

Quote from: Llama Wishfart Rinpoche

Quote from: MalaulEver wonder what would happen if you strapped a peice if buttered toast to a cats back then heaved it out the window?

Ever wonder what would happen if you stuck a firecracker up a frog's butt?

Yeah, me neither.

Well, now I have. Thanks for the image.

yoy liked it
you know you did
youeven THANKED him for it




sicko

What you say!

you heard me

Quote from: Llama Wishfart RinpocheEver wonder what would happen if you stuck a firecracker up a frog's butt?

Yeah, me neither.

Ever wonder what would happen if you stuffed firecrackers in a dog's mouth?  Here you go:

http://www.ardmoreite.com/stories/063004/new_police_dog_attack.shtml

Quote from: DJRubberducky

Quote from: Llama Wishfart RinpocheEver wonder what would happen if you stuck a firecracker up a frog's butt?

Yeah, me neither.

Ever wonder what would happen if you stuffed firecrackers in a dog's mouth?  Here you go:

http://www.ardmoreite.com/stories/063004/new_police_dog_attack.shtml

:( :(  :(

This is why I support abortion up to and including the age of 50.

Quote from: Malaulyou heard me

no...actually he didn't, he has a hearing problem.

Is it because he doesn't have any ears?

The Commander
DIA

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i love sinfest

Quote from: DJRubberducky
Ever wonder what would happen if you stuffed firecrackers in a dog's mouth?  Here you go:

http://www.ardmoreite.com/stories/063004/new_police_dog_attack.shtml

people like that should be crucified upside down while having car batteries strapped to their balls.

There are already well enough teenagers out there to ensure Homo Sapiens Sapiens' survivance anyway, so it's not much of a problem if we recycle the dumbest, cruelest couple of them.

Quote from: namuThere are already well enough teenagers out there to ensure Homo Sapiens Sapiens' survivance anyway, so it's not much of a problem if we recycle the dumbest, cruelest couple of them.

Hah! Homo sapiens are the living species of SNAFU. It's a wonder we have survived this long.

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: namuThere are already well enough teenagers out there to ensure Homo Sapiens Sapiens' survivance anyway, so it's not much of a problem if we recycle the dumbest, cruelest couple of them.

Hah! Homo sapiens are the living species of SNAFU. It's a wonder we have survived this long.

Queue The Really Bad Anthro Jokes...

...

Here.

If Homo Erectus really was Homo Erectus, is that why they're extinct?

No.  They're extinct because they...


LIKED TO RIP IT UP THE BELLY!

Quote from: Compositus Confusio

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: namuThere are already well enough teenagers out there to ensure Homo Sapiens Sapiens' survivance anyway, so it's not much of a problem if we recycle the dumbest, cruelest couple of them.

Hah! Homo sapiens are the living species of SNAFU. It's a wonder we have survived this long.

Queue The Really Bad Anthro Jokes...

...

Here.

If Homo Erectus really was Homo Erectus, is that why they're extinct?

No.  They're extinct because they...


LIKED TO RIP IT UP THE BELLY!

Well, there's a sound explanation. Those bastards probably got what they deserved then. What I want to know is, WTF happened to all the goddamned Neantherthals? And where is Jesus' motorbike?

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Compositus Confusio

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: namuThere are already well enough teenagers out there to ensure Homo Sapiens Sapiens' survivance anyway, so it's not much of a problem if we recycle the dumbest, cruelest couple of them.

Hah! Homo sapiens are the living species of SNAFU. It's a wonder we have survived this long.

Queue The Really Bad Anthro Jokes...

...

Here.

If Homo Erectus really was Homo Erectus, is that why they're extinct?

No.  They're extinct because they...


LIKED TO RIP IT UP THE BELLY!

Well, there's a sound explanation. Those bastards probably got what they deserved then. What I want to know is, WTF happened to all the goddamned Neantherthals? And where is Jesus' motorbike?

I believe the current consensus on Homo Neanderthalensis (THEM) is that they were displaced from resource rich habitats by the encroachment of Homo Sapiens Sapiens (US) and as we continued to press northward we pushed them into more and more places that were poorer and poorer in resources until we pretty much overwhelmed them with being healthier and more populus.  We weren't smarter -- I'm fairly sure of that.  Aside from having two Anthro Majors in the house who I talk with fairly frequently about this, they had a larger brain than we did, if only marginally.  Also, they had better tools than we did (at the time we first met.)  What probably really did them in was Diseases they'd never been exposed to before We came along, and climate change -- they were suited to a particular environment, and that environment was gradually disappearing.

Of course, they might have just refused to invite Eris to a wedding.

Quote from: Compositus Confusio

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Well, there's a sound explanation. Those bastards probably got what they deserved then. What I want to know is, WTF happened to all the goddamned Neantherthals? And where is Jesus' motorbike?

I believe the current consensus on Homo Neanderthalensis (THEM) is that they were displaced from resource rich habitats by the encroachment of Homo Sapiens Sapiens (US) and as we continued to press northward we pushed them into more and more places that were poorer and poorer in resources until we pretty much overwhelmed them with being healthier and more populus.  We weren't smarter -- I'm fairly sure of that.  Aside from having two Anthro Majors in the house who I talk with fairly frequently about this, they had a larger brain than we did, if only marginally.  Also, they had better tools than we did (at the time we first met.)  What probably really did them in was Diseases they'd never been exposed to before We came along, and climate change -- they were suited to a particular environment, and that environment was gradually disappearing.

Of course, they might have just refused to invite Eris to a wedding.

I'd say the latter explanation makes the most sense. But who knows? Maybe it had something to do with hairstyles.

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Compositus Confusio

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Well, there's a sound explanation. Those bastards probably got what they deserved then. What I want to know is, WTF happened to all the goddamned Neantherthals? And where is Jesus' motorbike?

I believe the current consensus on Homo Neanderthalensis (THEM) is that they were displaced from resource rich habitats by the encroachment of Homo Sapiens Sapiens (US) and as we continued to press northward we pushed them into more and more places that were poorer and poorer in resources until we pretty much overwhelmed them with being healthier and more populus.  We weren't smarter -- I'm fairly sure of that.  Aside from having two Anthro Majors in the house who I talk with fairly frequently about this, they had a larger brain than we did, if only marginally.  Also, they had better tools than we did (at the time we first met.)  What probably really did them in was Diseases they'd never been exposed to before We came along, and climate change -- they were suited to a particular environment, and that environment was gradually disappearing.

Of course, they might have just refused to invite Eris to a wedding.

I'd say the latter explanation makes the most sense. But who knows? Maybe it had something to do with hairstyles.

Just remember:  It's

knee-ANDER-tall-insis

QuoteHah! Homo sapiens are the living species of SNAFU. It's a wonder we have survived this long.

Not *that* long, compared to pretty much any other species. They'll probably need some external help to go extinct. You know, them lazy monkeys won't even do this right by themselves.

Quote from: namu

QuoteHah! Homo sapiens are the living species of SNAFU. It's a wonder we have survived this long.

Not *that* long, compared to pretty much any other species. They'll probably need some external help to go extinct. You know, them lazy monkeys won't even do this right by themselves.

Bobdamned monkeys and their monkey business!

::shakes her fist at the bobdamned monkeys::

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom::shakes her fist at the bobdamned monkeys::

It's time for the squirrels to take over!

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Nah! It only encourages THEM.

theif...

Quote from: Hotsumatheif...

sheik

Whacko!

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWhacko!

Discordian!

RIP IT UP THE BELLY!

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWhacko!

Discordian!

Erisian!

RAYMOND DART: The Australopithecines particularly liked the lower jaws of animals that had long canine teeth, because these could be used as formidable weapons. And you can see how, with a weapon like this, they could gouge out the eyes of any animal, and even this primitive hyena jaw could rip up a belly.

I love anthropology.  Too bad he's dead.

Quote from: Dream of the EndlessRAYMOND DART: The Australopithecines particularly liked the lower jaws of animals that had long canine teeth, because these could be used as formidable weapons. And you can see how, with a weapon like this, they could gouge out the eyes of any animal, and even this primitive hyena jaw could rip up a belly.

I love anthropology.  Too bad he's dead.

Weirdo! :wink:

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: Dream of the EndlessRAYMOND DART: The Australopithecines particularly liked the lower jaws of animals that had long canine teeth, because these could be used as formidable weapons. And you can see how, with a weapon like this, they could gouge out the eyes of any animal, and even this primitive hyena jaw could rip up a belly.

I love anthropology.  Too bad he's dead.

Weirdo! :wink:

Have you eve rseen that video?  Like 80 year old, frail man, talking about the Killer Ape theory, holding this little hyena jaw, and when he says 'Rip up a belly' he lunges towards the camera like he's a 12 year old on crack.

I hope to love my work that much some day.

Actually, I have seen that one. It's great, isn't it?
I just called you a weirdo so you wouldn't feel left out.

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomActually, I have seen that one. It's great, isn't it?
I just called you a weirdo so you wouldn't feel left out.

Oh.

I remember shortly after I moved here Angelique and Christian were having a conversation on the osteodentokeratic theory and how silly it was in hindsight and I just started madly giggling and jumped up, scrunched up a hand an shouted, "RIPPING UP THE BELLY!"  as loud as I could while making that classic hand motion.

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomActually, I have seen that one. It's great, isn't it?
I just called you a weirdo so you wouldn't feel left out.

Nutbagger!

Chaote!

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomChaote!

Tarote!

Tequilarist!

You are all Trouble with a capital T!

Humans!

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomTequilarist!

Margaritismatic!

Quote from: DonkeyotayYou are all Trouble with a capital T!

You are donkey with a socialist D.

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomTequilarist!

Margaritismatic!

Purple Monkey!

Quote from: Dream of the EndlessHumans!

Dreamist!

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: DonkeyotayYou are all Trouble with a capital T!

You are donkey with a socialist D.

Are you saying I am a jackass? Then I would be a Democrat, wouldn't I?

Quote from: DonkeyotayYou are all Trouble with a capital T!

Silly with a capital S!

NI!

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomTequilarist!

Margaritismatic!

Purple Monkey!

Hey! See here! There's no need to get racial on anyone! Sheesh!

Hugh!!! When are you coming to visit?!?! Do we have to come to Chicago?

Sheesh! Okay then.........Papist!

Quote from: Donkeyotay

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: DonkeyotayYou are all Trouble with a capital T!

You are donkey with a socialist D.

Are you saying I am a jackass? Then I would be a Democrat, wouldn't I?

What? I thought I called you a prairie squid belly measurer.

Quote from: DonkeyotayHugh!!! When are you coming to visit?!?! Do we have to come to Chicago?

Perhaps between now and sept. 18th, when I go to Des Moines to rip it up.

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: DonkeyotayHugh!!! When are you coming to visit?!?! Do we have to come to Chicago?

Perhaps between now and sept. 18th, when I go to Des Moines to rip it up.

RIP UP THE BELLY?!

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomSheesh! Okay then.........Papist!

Mormoniacalist!

That's Ex-Mormoniacalist!


Smokester!

gangaphyte.....You should come up here for On The Waterfront..You can see us play and then I am sure we will be patyin it up somewheres afterwards

Quote from: Donkeyotaygangaphyte.....You should come up here for On The Waterfront..You can see us play and then I am sure we will be patyin it up somewheres afterwards

Donk...I hope you got my message about not making it to the show.

Sorry I had to miss it.

BTW:  I had to PM you, because I lost your number.  Can you PM me with it?

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThat's Ex-Mormoniacalist!


Smokester!

That's PIPE smokester to you!

Heathen!

Quote from: Donkeyotaygangaphyte.....You should come up here for On The Waterfront..You can see us play and then I am sure we will be patyin it up somewheres afterwards

Give me a PM with the details and I'll see about getting someone with a car.

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Donkeyotaygangaphyte.....You should come up here for On The Waterfront..You can see us play and then I am sure we will be patyin it up somewheres afterwards

Give me a PM with the details and I'll see about getting someone with a car.

I've got a van.

I've been trying to visit Donk for months, but shit just keeps getting in the way.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Donkeyotaygangaphyte.....You should come up here for On The Waterfront..You can see us play and then I am sure we will be patyin it up somewheres afterwards

Give me a PM with the details and I'll see about getting someone with a car.

I've got a van.

I've been trying to visit Donk for months, but shit just keeps getting in the way.

We should meet up. The only shit that may get in the way around me are the little shits thugging it out in the streets these days. It's no longer safe for me to smite.

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Donkeyotaygangaphyte.....You should come up here for On The Waterfront..You can see us play and then I am sure we will be patyin it up somewheres afterwards

Give me a PM with the details and I'll see about getting someone with a car.

I've got a van.

I've been trying to visit Donk for months, but shit just keeps getting in the way.

We should meet up. The only shit that may get in the way around me are the little shits thugging it out in the streets these days. It's no longer safe for me to smite.

No sweat.  

I rarely have problems in situations like that.  Anytime outside of weekday nights is good with me, unless I'm "working".

Oh my.....Hugh and Roger together...I feel sorry for those thugs! I bet Roger has bigger guns than they do and knows how to use them! Roger! If you come to visit, please make sure you are not attacked by a bunch of Mexican gangsters in a VW Bus! Although, it might be fun to instigate something between them and all the4 Brazers that frewuwnt the drinking establish,ent across the street.....Anyways...WAterfront weeken is the ideal time to visit...This Friday we are playing for our friends B-Day party at the local dive..That will be fun nite but, I know it's short notice and all...l

Quote from: DonkeyotayOh my.....Hugh and Roger together...I feel sorry for those thugs! I bet Roger has bigger guns than they do and knows how to use them! Roger! If you come to visit, please make sure you are not attacked by a bunch of Mexican gangsters in a VW Bus! Although, it might be fun to instigate something between them and all the4 Brazers that frewuwnt the drinking establish,ent across the street.....Anyways...WAterfront weeken is the ideal time to visit...This Friday we are playing for our friends B-Day party at the local dive..That will be fun nite but, I know it's short notice and all...l

It sounds like something that can be pulled off. However...Important Caveat: I am completely broke. and the latest shred of cash I had had to go towards billage and crap.

Quote from: DonkeyotayOh my.....Hugh and Roger together...I feel sorry for those thugs! I bet Roger has bigger guns than they do and knows how to use them! Roger! If you come to visit, please make sure you are not attacked by a bunch of Mexican gangsters in a VW Bus! Although, it might be fun to instigate something between them and all the4 Brazers that frewuwnt the drinking establish,ent across the street.....Anyways...WAterfront weeken is the ideal time to visit...This Friday we are playing for our friends B-Day party at the local dive..That will be fun nite but, I know it's short notice and all...l

Fridays are no good for me.  That's the night I have to drum up all the sheer fiction that we call "flight plans".

Saturday might work, though.

On second thought, let me look into Friday...I might be able to swing something...not likely, though.

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: DonkeyotayOh my.....Hugh and Roger together...I feel sorry for those thugs! I bet Roger has bigger guns than they do and knows how to use them! Roger! If you come to visit, please make sure you are not attacked by a bunch of Mexican gangsters in a VW Bus! Although, it might be fun to instigate something between them and all the4 Brazers that frewuwnt the drinking establish,ent across the street.....Anyways...WAterfront weeken is the ideal time to visit...This Friday we are playing for our friends B-Day party at the local dive..That will be fun nite but, I know it's short notice and all...l

It sounds like something that can be pulled off. However...Important Caveat: I am completely broke. and the latest shred of cash I had had to go towards billage and crap.

How does a week from Saturday sound?  I think I can scrape up a bottle or two of something irresponsible.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: DonkeyotayOh my.....Hugh and Roger together...I feel sorry for those thugs! I bet Roger has bigger guns than they do and knows how to use them! Roger! If you come to visit, please make sure you are not attacked by a bunch of Mexican gangsters in a VW Bus! Although, it might be fun to instigate something between them and all the4 Brazers that frewuwnt the drinking establish,ent across the street.....Anyways...WAterfront weeken is the ideal time to visit...This Friday we are playing for our friends B-Day party at the local dive..That will be fun nite but, I know it's short notice and all...l

It sounds like something that can be pulled off. However...Important Caveat: I am completely broke. and the latest shred of cash I had had to go towards billage and crap.

How does a week from Saturday sound?  I think I can scrape up a bottle or two of something irresponsible.

That sounds better. It may be even enough time for me to find a bottle of something appropriately and cheaply heinous to church goers.

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: DonkeyotayOh my.....Hugh and Roger together...I feel sorry for those thugs! I bet Roger has bigger guns than they do and knows how to use them! Roger! If you come to visit, please make sure you are not attacked by a bunch of Mexican gangsters in a VW Bus! Although, it might be fun to instigate something between them and all the4 Brazers that frewuwnt the drinking establish,ent across the street.....Anyways...WAterfront weeken is the ideal time to visit...This Friday we are playing for our friends B-Day party at the local dive..That will be fun nite but, I know it's short notice and all...l

It sounds like something that can be pulled off. However...Important Caveat: I am completely broke. and the latest shred of cash I had had to go towards billage and crap.

How does a week from Saturday sound?  I think I can scrape up a bottle or two of something irresponsible.

That sounds better. It may be even enough time for me to find a bottle of something appropriately and cheaply heinous to church goers.

Donk, If you're still here, how does that sound?

Saturday the 28th.....I am free..except there really isn't much going on that night but, if you two were to come prehaps we could just hang out at General's and listen to vinyl and tell war stories or something....It would be much more fun if you all cam when there was something fun to do though..Sunday, the 5th is ideal...But we can hang out a week from SAturday as well..

Quote from: DonkeyotaySaturday the 28th.....I am free..except there really isn't much going on that night but, if you two were to come prehaps we could just hang out at General's and listen to vinyl and tell war stories or something....It would be much more fun if you all cam when there was something fun to do though..Sunday, the 5th is ideal...But we can hang out a week from SAturday as well..

Actually, hanging out and bullshitting looks pretty good right now.  I'd rather have time to take a good look at the den, and relax with a couple of beers than run all over Rockford's finer establishments.

This time, anyway.

Word....General had thousands of records, literally....Lots of doubles too if any one is interested in vinyl!

QuoteDiscordian racket ...

It's what you use when you play Discordian tennis, right?

I used to play the discordian...but it's been so long that I've forgotten all the songs I knew.

har har har

Quote from: agent compassion

QuoteDiscordian racket ...

It's what you use when you play Discordian tennis, right?

I used to play the discordian...but it's been so long that I've forgotten all the songs I knew.

din

ARRRRRGHHH!

The jihad is alive and well....hopefully I can say the same for some of the rest of yous.

the jihad is aflame in the food service industry.


i get the interview for shift sueprvisor next week. after which i will unleash the horrors of 80's new wave and 70's disco as punishment for underabundant toil.

Quote from: Horab Fibslagerthe jihad is aflame in the food service industry.


i get the interview for shift sueprvisor next week. after which i will unleash the horrors of 80's new wave and 70's disco as punishment for underabundant toil.

Amen.

Quote from: Revered Son Eric

Quote from: Horab Fibslagerthe jihad is aflame in the food service industry.


i get the interview for shift sueprvisor next week. after which i will unleash the horrors of 80's new wave and 70's disco as punishment for underabundant toil.

Amen.

Halleluyah! Praise Eris and pass the tequila!

Pass it this way.

I'LL PASS you A CLUB TO THE SKULL, monkey boy.

Quote from: ChefI'LL PASS you A CLUB TO THE SKULL, monkey boy.

Hands chef a 9 iron.....go to town Hoss

I been a waitin for someone to knock some sense into the kid :twisted:

There is no way sense can be knocked into me.

The Pump It Up protects me.

if i ever go near florida there is.

Quote from: Horab Fibslagerif i ever go near florida there is.

Heh, florida? Anything left

bumped for great justice!

WHAT YOU SAY!>!

i said main screen turn on!!!!!!

Goddamn!

I thought this was over with.

Then Hoshiko calls another Jihad....


and this thread gets bumped.

You guys actually want another Jihad?

i'm zealously indifferent.

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCGoddamn!

I thought this was over with.

Then Hoshiko calls another Jihad....


and this thread gets bumped.

You guys actually want another Jihad?

Too late.  The SithCordian Luddite Horde has already been mustered.

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCGoddamn!

I thought this was over with.

Then Hoshiko calls another Jihad....


and this thread gets bumped.

You guys actually want another Jihad?

hehehehehe :twisted:  :shock:  :twisted: hehehehe

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCYou guys actually want another Jihad?

Of course they do.

We NEED to CULL the HERD.

Quote from: eighteen buddha strike

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCYou guys actually want another Jihad?

Of course they do.

We NEED to CULL the HERD.

John Wayne, is that you  :shock:  I thought you were dead :twisted:

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: eighteen buddha strike

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCYou guys actually want another Jihad?

Of course they do.

We NEED to CULL the HERD.

John Wayne, is that you  :shock:  I thought you were dead :twisted:

Err what?

Was I channelling dead assholes again, damnit!

Quote from: eighteen buddha strike

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: eighteen buddha strike

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCYou guys actually want another Jihad?

Of course they do.

We NEED to CULL the HERD.

John Wayne, is that you  :shock:  I thought you were dead :twisted:

Err what?

Was I channelling dead assholes again, damnit!

He is the only person I have ever heard talk about culls :shock:

But seriously folks, just kidding!

Bump.

The meaning of this sermon should not be forgotten.  Eris light is way better than Discordian junk food; satire is a way better way to fight the system than ill-humored terrorism.

Quote from: eighteen buddha strike

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCYou guys actually want another Jihad?

Of course they do.

We NEED to CULL the HERD.

Bobdammit! @$#$@!

Okay.

But Hoshiko's in charge of this one.

I had/have nothing to do with it.

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCGoddamn!

I thought this was over with.

Then Hoshiko calls another Jihad....


and this thread gets bumped.

You guys actually want another Jihad?

hehehehehe :twisted:  :shock:  :twisted: hehehehe

Heh. Watch out there!

We don't want anyone to know about what you and I both know you are thinking until they see the carcasses.

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCGoddamn!

I thought this was over with.

Then Hoshiko calls another Jihad....


and this thread gets bumped.

You guys actually want another Jihad?

hehehehehe :twisted:  :shock:  :twisted: hehehehe

Heh. Watch out there!

We don't want anyone to know about what you and I both know you are thinking until they see the carcasses.

Nobody understands me, you can trust me on that.  There is you and the one who personifies Eris best, you two always get the joke, even when it isn't this joke which isn't a joke but could be a joke if it weren't for the headaches but is far more serious than they would suspect if they knew but they don't, but the other joke, which is a joke or will be a joke for us but maybe not for the other, hehehe :twisted:

I think Hoshiko knows who shall fall next.

And she won't say anything.

Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCI think Hoshiko knows who shall fall next.

And she won't say anything.

Covert Jihaads?  :shock:

ERISU AKBAR!

Targets have been chosen.

The time for stupidity is long past.

The Tequilahadeen are ready.

JiHAD!

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Quote from: CainERISU AKBAR!

Targets have been chosen.

The time for stupidity is long past.

The Tequilahadeen are ready.

JiHAD!

ERISU AKBAR!

Death to all infidel poultry and swine! (And may they provide good nourishment for our troops!)

I was going to bump this, but you've all been good boys and girls, so I won't.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 31, 2011, 08:46:49 PM
I was going to bump this, but you've all been good boys and girls, so I won't.

Thank you for your kindness......   :lulz:

 :argh!:

Quote from: eighteen buddha strike on May 05, 2005, 09:43:54 PM

Of course they do.

We NEED to CULL the HERD.

Since we have a heard, I wonder what kidn of price we can get per head at market?

Quote from: The Commander on April 02, 2011, 07:41:36 PM

Quote from: eighteen buddha strike on May 05, 2005, 09:43:54 PM

Of course they do.

We NEED to CULL the HERD.

Since we have a heard, I wonder what kidn of price we can get per head at market?

Depends on how many ears each head has.

Quote from: The Commander on April 02, 2011, 07:41:36 PM

Quote from: eighteen buddha strike on May 05, 2005, 09:43:54 PM

Of course they do.

We NEED to CULL the HERD.

Since we have a heard, I wonder what kidn of price we can get per head at market?

It's kind of hard to have a heard if you cut off the heads.