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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2009, 06:53:22 PM

Title: Turn in your neighbors for $1000!!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2009, 06:53:22 PM
"We don't even need a conviction!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRyw1JnAstg
Title: Re: Turn in your neighbors for $1000!!!
Post by: fomenter on July 10, 2009, 06:59:56 PM
 :crankey:
Title: Re: Turn in your neighbors for $1000!!!
Post by: Cain on July 10, 2009, 07:10:47 PM
They should give you a free steak knife set, too.

Each blade lovingly engraved with "snitch" on the side.
Title: Re: Turn in your neighbors for $1000!!!
Post by: AFK on July 10, 2009, 07:11:46 PM
I kept waiting for Billy Mays to appear on the screen. 

Or Joe Bornstein. 
Title: Re: Turn in your neighbors for $1000!!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2009, 07:11:54 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 10, 2009, 07:10:47 PM
They should give you a free steak knife set, too.

Each blade lovingly engraved with "snitch" on the side.

How about a nice plaque with 30 dimes on it?
Title: Re: Turn in your neighbors for $1000!!!
Post by: LMNO on July 10, 2009, 07:26:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2009, 07:11:54 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 10, 2009, 07:10:47 PM
They should give you a free steak knife set, too.

Each blade lovingly engraved with "snitch" on the side.

How about a nice plaque with 30 dimes on it?

:potd:
Title: Re: Turn in your neighbors for $1000!!!
Post by: Cain on July 10, 2009, 07:34:18 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Turn in your neighbors for $1000!!!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on July 10, 2009, 07:42:43 PM
It's stuff like this that makes me want to have no government whatsoever... How can anyone educated post-1970 think that informing on your neighbors is a good thing for any democratic system?
Title: Re: Turn in your neighbors for $1000!!!
Post by: Richter on July 10, 2009, 07:55:33 PM
Doesn't anybody remember how this went down when McCarthy was shooting his mouth off?
Title: Re: Turn in your neighbors for $1000!!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2009, 07:57:19 PM
Quote from: Richter on July 10, 2009, 07:55:33 PM
Doesn't anybody remember

Take a good long look at what you just wrote.  Then slap yourself.
Title: Re: Turn in your neighbors for $1000!!!
Post by: Cain on July 10, 2009, 08:02:40 PM
Quote from: Richter on July 10, 2009, 07:55:33 PM
Doesn't anybody remember how this went down when McCarthy was shooting his mouth off?

Of course we do, baby-killing libtard.  And it was awesome.
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Title: Re: Turn in your neighbors for $1000!!!
Post by: AFK on July 10, 2009, 08:06:17 PM
Oh my god, I think I want to turn myself in for looking at that. 
Title: Re: Turn in your neighbors for $1000!!!
Post by: navkat on July 10, 2009, 08:34:33 PM
We've got that system here too. Anything that leads to a seizure and arrest gets a grand.

The mulletheads are losing their minds about it.
Title: Re: Turn in your neighbors for $1000!!!
Post by: Golden Applesauce on July 10, 2009, 09:48:13 PM
I wonder if it's costs less than $1000 to buy a gun down there.  I have a suspicion it does...
Title: Re: Turn in your neighbors for $1000!!!
Post by: Eve on July 10, 2009, 10:08:38 PM
Hah. Newark.
Title: Re: Turn in your neighbors for $1000!!!
Post by: navkat on July 10, 2009, 10:15:11 PM
Quote from: GA on July 10, 2009, 09:48:13 PM
I wonder if it's costs less than $1000 to buy a gun down there.  I have a suspicion it does...

I thought new firearms prices were pretty standard--like new car prices. Not much variance.

However; in the spirit of your question: Yes. There are gun pawn shops and dealer shows just about every other weekend within a 3 mile drive SOMEWHERE in the Gulf Coast region, I'm sure.

Honestly? I think the gunstoppers program here is a half-assed effort that only really provides a tool for officers to take the guns out of the hands of the Crighton residents (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-Rt56n-vC4) without worrying too much about it affecting these guys (http://macmcwhorter.com/Gunclub/albums/album01/AlabamaMatch20003.sized.jpg) at all.
Title: Re: Turn in your neighbors for $1000!!!
Post by: the last yatto on July 11, 2009, 05:58:46 PM
shouldnt that cross be burning a hole in her chest?
Title: Re: Turn in your neighbors for $1000!!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 11, 2009, 06:00:14 PM
Quote from: navkat on July 10, 2009, 08:34:33 PM
We've got that system here too. Anything that leads to a seizure and arrest gets a grand.

The mulletheads are losing their minds about it.

Dial-A-Rat.  Awesome.