c'mon, I want to know.....
Right now, It's people who like to think that their defecation is scented with rose hips and cinnamon.
Into the abyss:
- Anyone who drives in front, behind, next to at the same speed, ahead of me at a slower speed, diagonally behind just in the blind spot, follows me or makes the same turns as I do for for more than 1 turn. These people, I can only reasonably assume, are fucking with me.
- People who hurt cats or children with no provocation or reason.
- Emotional manipulation
- People who only talk to you when they want something.
People who don't hold the door for you when they see you're right behind them.
COCKSUCKERS :argh!:
Also everything Richter just said
YEEEEEEES!!!!!!!
unleash the rage!
(http://shanghaiist.com/attachments/shang_jay/0810rage.jpg)
NO REACHAROUNDS!
NOBODY HAS LOOKED AT MY WOMP!
:sad:
Quote from: The Pariah on July 14, 2009, 07:04:28 PM
NOBODY HAS LOOKED AT MY WOMP!
:sad:
HEY!
I LOOKED AT YOUR COCKADOODY WOMP!
YOU DIDN'T NOTICE THAT I LOOKED AT IT!
THAT'S IT!
YOU'VE STIRRED ME TO ANGER!!!!!!!
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/jimbo056/Anger.png)
so I've been getting the carrot & stick routine at work for... hmm.. since January. They cut my hours down to 20/week, and have constantly been saying "We requested a full time permanent position for you... we don't know how fast it's coming though."
So last month I pulled my boss and said "Alright seriously now, we're in the summertime, what's the scoop?"
and he said, "I don't know. It's in the works but the gears are turning slowly."
and I said, "okay."
Meanwhile, I've been the only one working on this expensive project. They kind of need me right now because I'm the only one who knows what's up.
Three weeks later, I just bugged my boss again. When, dude? When will I get to interview for this position you've been dangling in front of me?
BTW- it's another assistant position. I've been an assistant for 2 years and change, and when they hired me, they said it's EASY to get a real position once you have internal recommendations. Horseshit.
so my boss says, a little bit frustrated, "I don't know when this is happening. It could be end of the year. It could be next year."
what the fuck, ed? NEXT YEAR??
So I've spent all morning sending out resumes to jobs that I don't even want
so that when I go back to him and say "Give me a real job or your project is dead in the water" he can't just call my bluff and toss me out.
this is bullshit
and my roommate is moving out at the end of the month
and I just got hit with a big student loan payment and car insurance payment in the same week
and my bank account is looking pretty thin right now
damn
shit sucks :argh!:
Quote from: Richter on July 14, 2009, 07:00:08 PM
Into the abyss:
- Anyone who drives in front, behind, next to at the same speed, ahead of me at a slower speed, diagonally behind just in the blind spot, follows me or makes the same turns as I do for for more than 1 turn. These people, I can only reasonably assume, are fucking with me.
- People who hurt cats or children with no provocation or reason.
- Emotional manipulation
- People who only talk to you when they want something.
People who can read my mind across the internet!!! :argh!:
Old bitties in the office, making rumors and office drama because they have no lives!!!
wow...I was just going to say "people who can't mind their own god damn business and let a chap have a good time", but that last post was as close as a shave to the short and curlies as i've ever seen that i dare not.....
Cheers for reading my mind!
Trying to think of something to post in this thread!!!
Quote from: skeleton on July 14, 2009, 07:13:45 PM
Quote from: Richter on July 14, 2009, 07:00:08 PM
Into the abyss:
- Anyone who drives in front, behind, next to at the same speed, ahead of me at a slower speed, diagonally behind just in the blind spot, follows me or makes the same turns as I do for for more than 1 turn. These people, I can only reasonably assume, are fucking with me.
- People who hurt cats or children with no provocation or reason.
- Emotional manipulation
- People who only talk to you when they want something.
People who can read my mind across the internet!!! :argh!:
Don't assume I have super powers. That really gets my goad.
(I'm so far beyond the human average that I can't relate closely with the majority of this misbegotten species, which FURTHER pisses me off, but I don't need some BS about "Mutants" or "ESPers" to explain what I do.)
Likely, we're just alts of the same basic personality archetype. I usually don't like me whenever I meet me, I piss me off.
God damn it costs a lot to get color printed documents at Staples. Fuck this shit.
People who keep telling me I shouldn't have quit music
:sad:
MICROSOFT-EXCEL
SALLIE MAE
& THE COST OF GAS
:cramstipated:
Give 'em hell, Cram.
That people can't grow the fuck up and be nice for me at my own god damn wedding!!! And refuse to come unless I pick someone else to do my ceremony!!! :argh!:
Quote from: Cramulus on July 14, 2009, 08:11:58 PM
SALLIE MAE
Ohhh fuck them. Fuck them so hard. I wasn't angry but now I am just thinking about them.
And fuck Indiana University Bursar department as well. Two erroneous $400 charges MY ASS.
im mad at people assuming im mad
How fucking expensive everything I want to buy is!
:crankey:
PEOPLE WHO WANT THINGS
hehe
Hey! It's important stuff, goddamnit.
Like a new iPod and like 5 external hard drives and a 3GS and a decent camera and a headphone amp and a pair of Sennheiser HD800's.
the end of the world, sorta.
not just the swineflu, I'll get that covered when my gf moves in and we'll review the "crazy prepared" thread for anything useful.
it's the growing lack of privacy.
I said in the other thread "deep packet inspection", ITS ON BITCHES, and I mean it.
I will soon (this week or next) make a thread in Aneristic about all the shit we have to endure in the Netherlands. Just to show you fuckers, here aint the promised land either. What I especially wonder about, is how much worse the UK actually is. From what I gathered from PD it's pretty fucking bad, so I'm interested in what the UK spags have to deal extra with. (dont reply right now, wait for my thread)
I can handle it, but there is this looming feeling of the shit slowly really starting to hit the fucking fan.
Back to reading geenstijl.nl too. It may be a crappy (but wildly popular) semi-Wilders-loving rightwing blog, but they do have the hate going strong.
I'm pissed because according to my quarterly report my employer has not been matching my contributions to my retirement fund. I WORK FOR FUCKING PEANUTS, PUT YOUR SHARE OF THE MONEY IN NOW, ASSHOLES! BEFORE I START FUCKING WITH YOU IN WAYS YOU WON'T NOTICE FOR A DECADE OR TWO!
Yes, I know, I'm very lucky to have a job, but it pisses me off that I have to do the "gee, what do you mean we didn't contribute?" dance with the HR guy. And I'm sure somebody has many reasons why I'm a moron for contributing to a retirement fund instead of converting immediate cash into guns and ammunition. At least whining made me feel a little better. I'm not going to bother trying to sort this out until I'm on the clock.
Quote from: leln on July 14, 2009, 11:33:34 PM
I'm pissed because according to my quarterly report my employer has not been matching my contributions to my retirement fund. I WORK FOR FUCKING PEANUTS, PUT YOUR SHARE OF THE MONEY IN NOW, ASSHOLES! BEFORE I START FUCKING WITH YOU IN WAYS YOU WON'T NOTICE FOR A DECADE OR TWO!
Yes, I know, I'm very lucky to have a job, but it pisses me off that I have to do the "gee, what do you mean we didn't contribute?" dance with the HR guy. And I'm sure somebody has many reasons why I'm a moron for contributing to a retirement fund instead of converting immediate cash into guns and ammunition. At least whining made me feel a little better. I'm not going to bother trying to sort this out until I'm on the clock.
I totally feel ya leln. And I hate all the bowing and scraping we have to do, with the "ooh I'm so lucky to have a job!" It's like, the economy's bad, so everybody's gotta be ultra grateful about being treated like serfs.
Fuck this noise, I started blasting out resumes at full speed today. I'm going to be the job application
monster until I find something sweet just so I can make a bunch of outrageous demands and quit if I don't get 'em.
1. Guys who act like they're into me but then never have time for me.
2. The sudden and seemingly complete evaporation of my customer base, WTF bitches?
3. My incredibly stupid ex (not the most recent one, he's a decent bastard, just gay) assuming that I would rather drive to the coast instead of work on Thursday, so saved himself $25 by not signing up the child for bus. Costing me about $400 in lost productivity, and $30 in gas.
4. Not that anyone would have bought the beads I might have made that day, anyway, as they've all seemingly dropped off the face of the earth.
My goddamn staph-infected, fry-oil lackin', paycheck withholdin' excuse for a job.
Quote from: Suu on July 15, 2009, 03:26:35 AM
My goddamn staph-infected, fry-oil lackin', paycheck withholdin' excuse for a job.
hey, on the bright side, at least it's not a fry-oil withholding paycheck-lackin' excuse for a job
Well now that you mention it...
Apples getting stuck in between my teeth.
I hate that shit.
Pretty much everything. Especially the stupid legislation they have about killing annoying people :argh!:
Everything. Every fucking thing under the goddamn sun.
More specifically, everyone assumes eReader = kindle. Every fucking thing has to come with umpteen frills--can't I have good sound quality, basic playlist function, and +8gb? Players with these basic features and little more are IMPOSSIBLE to find. I don't WANT the internet on my mp3, or picture shows, or even movies.
Stupidity is contagious. Immerse yourself in stupidity for any reason, and you start to pick it up. The snaggle toothed, inbreeds are like a VIRUS. I come home from work, feeling the dumb in my very soul and I have to find something intelligent to get rid of it. I want to leap across the counter and shake them, asking why Cabela's Dangerous Hunts comes with the notice "the ability to read improves gameplay."
No, seriously, it does. The empty, vacant expression I would get in reply as I shook them just makes me all the madder. Fucking brainless cabbages, signing over their minds because thinking requires effort and energy. God forbid anyone EVER try at anything. They alll would rather just glide along in life like a goddamn kite, shifting in the breeze as they're pulled along by the people who hold the strings. Little shitfaces who hold the strings might just drag their pathetic asses through the sand because they can and no other reason.
Little shitfaces never seem to learn, either (see Goldman Sachs's CEO's (I think?) most recent statement, saying that their business model has not changed in the least/.
Argh, this is going to turn into an angry, exhausted rant that never, ever ends if I don't cut it off here.
Ok, you want to know what makes me angry?
I like newspapers, I really do. And the Boston Globe has been known for pretty good reporting. Leans left, sure, but it tries impartiality.
But $50 for a monthly subscription? Really? And then to top it off, YOU GIVE A HALF PAGE OP ED TO SOME DICK FROM THE DISCOVERY INSTITUTE TO ARGUE THE CASE FOR INTELLIGENT DESIGN BECAUSE JEFFERSON WAS A DEIST!?
Fuck this. Boston.com on my iPhone for here on out.
Having to go back to said work where she is the only server now since the other one quit yesterday.
2 more weeks...
2 more weeks...
Quote from: LMNO on July 15, 2009, 01:36:19 PM
Ok, you want to know what makes me angry?
I like newspapers, I really do. And the Boston Globe has been known for pretty good reporting. Leans left, sure, but it tries impartiality.
But $50 for a monthly subscription? Really? And then to top it off, YOU GIVE A HALF PAGE OP ED TO SOME DICK FROM THE DISCOVERY INSTITUTE TO ARGUE THE CASE FOR INTELLIGENT DESIGN BECAUSE JEFFERSON WAS A DEIST!?
Fuck this. Boston.com on my iPhone for here on out.
It could be worse. It could be the Providence Journal.
Men.
Yes, fuck you.
BOTH of you.
Also: Job.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I'VE BEEN DOING THIS WORK PROJECT SINCE DECEMBER
IT'S DUE IN TWO WEEKS
AND JUST NOW, THE FUCKING SPAGS IN NEW MEXICO TELL ME: "OH YEAH, ONE OTHER THING, YOU NEED TO GO INTO AN XML FILE AND PULL OUT TWO PIECES OF DATA FOR EVERY TEST QUESTION IN THE 12,000 QUESTION SET. AND THERE'S NO WAY TO AUTOMATE IT. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
THEN I GO TO MY BOSSES AND SAY "LISTEN YOU DESSICATED CUNTS, I AM OVERWHELMED BY BEING THE ONLY PERSON WORKING ON THIS MANY-PERSON PROJECT. I NEED HELP FROM PEOPLE WITH ACTUAL TECHNICAL SKILLS, NOT DATA ENTRY GOONS." AND THEY BASICALLY SAID, "YEAH..... WOW, THAT SUCKS, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!"
THEY'RE GOING TO BE LAUGHING OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF THEIR FACE WHEN I GET HIRED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND SLAP A TWO WEEK NOTICE ON THE DESK LIKE I'M DROPPING THE HAMMER ON THE RED BUTTON
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR HAVING THIS ENTIRE PROJECT HINGE ON A SINGLE PART TIME EMPLOPYEE TO WHOM YOU DON'T EVEN GIVE HEALTH INSURANCE
WHAT NOW? EAT DICKS TIMES INFINITY
on the bright side
I'M DRINKIN BEER!
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wow. General Stuart - this thread rules. Bravo!
Mother Nature
I just covered a salesfuck's ASS while they were out on vacation. Now they're back, and haven't even checked in about the issue.
Some know how to work with people, others are hurtling into a wreck of their own primadona bullshit attitude. I don't want them co - responsible for doing the business that pays me.
Quote from: Cramulus on July 15, 2009, 09:43:14 PM
wow. General Stuart - this thread rules. Bravo!
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FUCK YOUR EARDRUMS!!!!!!!!
also, what really pisses me off....
Is when you get a nice.....
fresh.........
ICE CREAM CONE................
AND......
IT FUCKING FALLS ON YOUR SHOE!!!!!!
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Quote from: The Nerve-Ending Fairy on July 15, 2009, 10:42:58 AM
Everything. Every fucking thing under the goddamn sun.
More specifically, everyone assumes eReader = kindle. Every fucking thing has to come with umpteen frills--can't I have good sound quality, basic playlist function, and +8gb? Players with these basic features and little more are IMPOSSIBLE to find. I don't WANT the internet on my mp3, or picture shows, or even movies.
Little shitfaces never seem to learn, either (see Goldman Sachs's CEO's (I think?) most recent statement, saying that their business model has not changed in the least/.
Try the cowon i7 series: http://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/507571-REG/iAudio_I7_08RD_I7_08RD_iAudio_7_8.html
Best sound quality in any portable player, (even better with good headphones) pretty basic and the battery lasts a couple days. (fair warning, it won't play AAC files).
And why would Goldman Sachs change its business model? Looting America bare is still profitable, i mean they scored what, 27 billion in taxpayer money?
Quote from: Requia ☂ on July 15, 2009, 10:34:29 PM
Quote from: The Nerve-Ending Fairy on July 15, 2009, 10:42:58 AM
Everything. Every fucking thing under the goddamn sun.
More specifically, everyone assumes eReader = kindle. Every fucking thing has to come with umpteen frills--can't I have good sound quality, basic playlist function, and +8gb? Players with these basic features and little more are IMPOSSIBLE to find. I don't WANT the internet on my mp3, or picture shows, or even movies.
Little shitfaces never seem to learn, either (see Goldman Sachs's CEO's (I think?) most recent statement, saying that their business model has not changed in the least/.
Try the cowon i7 series: http://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/507571-REG/iAudio_I7_08RD_I7_08RD_iAudio_7_8.html
Best sound quality in any portable player, (even better with good headphones) pretty basic and the battery lasts a couple days. (fair warning, it won't play AAC files).
And why would Goldman Sachs change its business model? Looting America bare is still profitable, i mean they scored what, 27 billion in taxpayer money?
Hmm, thank you, Requia. Hadn't seen that model before, despite all my research.
Also, little shitfaces should have figured out looting America they way they've been doing it will eventually mean there's nothing left. There's only so much money we can hemorrhage before the veins are dry.
I put a stop payment on a check but didn't know the number since it was an automated withdrawl. She says sure,... no problem...i said it's 119 dollars....she said 124....i said, no 119,... okay, she said, 124 ... no, i said 119!!!, okay 124 ...no problem...119 motherfuckign washingtons~! okay, 119.
good, now put a stop payment...okay.
the next day.
check for 119 comes though!! WTF!?!? stop payment amount for .... 124!?!
Sir, once the transaction goes through it's out of our hands. FUCK YOU. i want to talk to a manager....
hello? sir can you speak up i can't here you. i'm trying to get my account correct from an error on your end.
hello?
HELLO?!?
hello? i'm speaking as loud as i can.
<more horseshit...>
someone will get back to you in a week.
a week later.
Hi. We want our money back...we pay on time..and have been great customers for over 5 years.
Hi. We're terribly sorry and we can refund this transaction but we'll have to put a freeze on your account so that capital one (cunts) doesn't try to take it out again.
<whew>
....
...
.
OSHI-! Wal-Mart check for 124 dollars is coming through!
FUUUUUUUCK!
Check your state laws, here at least they have to reverse electronic payments as much as 4 years after it goes through.
FUCKERS WHO SLOW DOWN TO 50 ON THE FREEWAY CAUSE THEIR EXIT IS COMING UP
Erm... my bad. Wait no, my car never gets past 50 in the first place.
It's mostly when I'm getting on at 13th and 80 million people are getting off at 6th, so I get up to speed just in time to slam on my brakes cause some dipshit doesn't understand the concept of going fast.
An empty glass!
Quote from: General Stuart on July 14, 2009, 07:06:59 PM
Quote from: The Pariah on July 14, 2009, 07:04:28 PM
NOBODY HAS LOOKED AT MY WOMP!
:sad:
HEY!
I LOOKED AT YOUR COCKADOODY WOMP!
YOU DIDN'T NOTICE THAT I LOOKED AT IT!
THAT'S IT!
YOU'VE STIRRED ME TO ANGER!!!!!!!
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/jimbo056/Anger.png)
other half just giggled at the WOMP.
people who have to talk about everything going thru their head all the fuckin time without taking much time to breathe.
Some people should be more self-editing.
People who bitch about every little thing instead of just taking the time to enjoy life. A particularly bad example has inspired me to become a better person.
Quote from: Cramulus on July 15, 2009, 09:41:54 PM
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I'VE BEEN DOING THIS WORK PROJECT SINCE DECEMBER
IT'S DUE IN TWO WEEKS
AND JUST NOW, THE FUCKING SPAGS IN NEW MEXICO TELL ME: "OH YEAH, ONE OTHER THING, YOU NEED TO GO INTO AN XML FILE AND PULL OUT TWO PIECES OF DATA FOR EVERY TEST QUESTION IN THE 12,000 QUESTION SET. AND THERE'S NO WAY TO AUTOMATE IT. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
THEN I GO TO MY BOSSES AND SAY "LISTEN YOU DESSICATED CUNTS, I AM OVERWHELMED BY BEING THE ONLY PERSON WORKING ON THIS MANY-PERSON PROJECT. I NEED HELP FROM PEOPLE WITH ACTUAL TECHNICAL SKILLS, NOT DATA ENTRY GOONS." AND THEY BASICALLY SAID, "YEAH..... WOW, THAT SUCKS, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!"
THEY'RE GOING TO BE LAUGHING OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF THEIR FACE WHEN I GET HIRED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND SLAP A TWO WEEK NOTICE ON THE DESK LIKE I'M DROPPING THE HAMMER ON THE RED BUTTON
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR HAVING THIS ENTIRE PROJECT HINGE ON A SINGLE PART TIME EMPLOPYEE TO WHOM YOU DON'T EVEN GIVE HEALTH INSURANCE
WHAT NOW? EAT DICKS TIMES INFINITY
on the bright side
I'M DRINKIN BEER!
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Use those two weeks to cram bugs into the project.
Quote from: Cramulus on July 15, 2009, 09:41:54 PM
on the bright side
I'M DRINKIN BEER!
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Im hoping your drinking with those two guys
Sewing through my thumb.
Fucking up on two dresses.
Roommates' cat peeing on the wall in my sewing room right in front of me.
...I think I need rum.
here ya go, hope it's racist enough for you, you nazi! DRINK UP!
(http://www.choosy-beggars.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/white_rum.jpg)
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 18, 2009, 04:49:16 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 15, 2009, 09:41:54 PM
on the bright side
I'M DRINKIN BEER!
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/animatedstylinkids.gif)
Im hoping your drinking with those two guys
they are crazier now they are older.
kidding still has those ugly glasses
Quote from: NotARealFurby on July 19, 2009, 04:00:27 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 18, 2009, 04:49:16 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 15, 2009, 09:41:54 PM
on the bright side
I'M DRINKIN BEER!
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Im hoping your drinking with those two guys
they are crazier now they are older.
kidding still has those ugly glasses
अंग्रेज़ी माँ-चोद! बोलता है तू?
Assholes who beat up their wives and then cry about it so the wives' brothers don't beat them right back.
(Fucking pussy needs putting in jail. I'll be working on my husband to get him there. I'm in Toronto atm, though, so I don't know how the shit works here for getting someone shit-canned into the clink for laying hands on his wife is. Esp if she won't testify now that she's "giving him another chance.")
Women who give that "other chance."
Husbands who don't tell their wives the cousin they've been dancing at a wedding with the night before til 2 am has had the shit beat out of her because "it's not his business to tell" but damn if the mother-in-law won't tell as soon as you get alone with her.
(...yeah, it's been an interesting week here in Canuckistan--need to put some jackboots on and do some business tomorrow, which is probably why my husband didn't tell me till all the male relatives had had a crack at this bastard)
Quote from: Jenne on July 19, 2009, 04:09:58 AM
Women who give that "other chance."
:argh!:
especially when theres kids involved.
Quote from: ☠ Suu ☠ on July 19, 2009, 01:35:05 AM
...I think I need rum.
Yes?
My work not calling me back to tell me my shifts, this is the second time it happened, if I'm not going to get any work they could at least tell me, then I could leave this god forsaken town.
Well, if I was working I'd be bitching about that, I guess.
This asshole trying to get a refund out of me because he gave me the wrong measurements for his tunics. I told him no, and now he wants to open a claim on eBay. :argh!:
So now I have to shell out the cash for 3 more tunics or risk losing my business because some fat fuck in California told me he wanted them "baggy".
Tell him to
(http://www.superhobo.net/images/fuck-off-smokers.jpg)
give him the measurements he paided and nothing else, not your fault it doesnt fit
Quote from: ☠ Suu ☠ on July 19, 2009, 03:39:53 PM
This asshole trying to get a refund out of me because he gave me the wrong measurements for his tunics. I told him no, and now he wants to open a claim on eBay. :argh!:
So now I have to shell out the cash for 3 more tunics or risk losing my business because some fat fuck in California told me he wanted them "baggy".
Do you still have the order he placed?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 20, 2009, 01:00:46 AM
Quote from: ☠ Suu ☠ on July 19, 2009, 03:39:53 PM
This asshole trying to get a refund out of me because he gave me the wrong measurements for his tunics. I told him no, and now he wants to open a claim on eBay. :argh!:
So now I have to shell out the cash for 3 more tunics or risk losing my business because some fat fuck in California told me he wanted them "baggy".
Do you still have the order he placed?
Yep.
He's not seeing new tunics until the ones he wants replaced are back in my hands.
And he wants them done before Pennsic.
'Scuse me... :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: ☠ Suu ☠ on July 20, 2009, 01:07:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 20, 2009, 01:00:46 AM
Quote from: ☠ Suu ☠ on July 19, 2009, 03:39:53 PM
This asshole trying to get a refund out of me because he gave me the wrong measurements for his tunics. I told him no, and now he wants to open a claim on eBay. :argh!:
So now I have to shell out the cash for 3 more tunics or risk losing my business because some fat fuck in California told me he wanted them "baggy".
Do you still have the order he placed?
Yep.
He's not seeing new tunics until the ones he wants replaced are back in my hands.
I wouldn't even go that far. He got what he ordered. He should have to pay for alterations/replacements.
Co-workers who call you and get pissed off because you aren't including them in projects because they haven't been in the office for 2 weeks and SHIT HAS TO BE DONE ON TIME!!!!
"Oh, I guess me not being around might be part of the problem?"
No shit!!! Ya think, maybe?
Also, I know you speak English, and speak it very well. Why are all of your e-mails in broken, undecipherable English? Is your cat typing your e-mails???
Half of my face is melting!!!
Fucking internet access going down when I'm trying to submit a report it took me half an hour to write. Someone giving me shit would really make me go off right now, but thankfully they don't questions my time use as is.
What stirs me to anger right now? GODDESS, what DOESN'T?!
WORK! :argh!:
I have worked at this fucking sandwich bar since last fuckin september. there was origianlly blonde lady and welsh lady. welsh lady is a bit of a stresshead and a bit touchy, but is actually not that bad. blonde lady was pure patronising cold hard bitch evil. they ran the shop I work in for the last 16 years, as a business partnership, and they worked on site.
Evil SHort One sells up about a month ago. I do a secret little happy dance. New boss and his teenage offspring (not him) come and work with us and they havent got 16 years catering experience, even some common sense! Welsh lady goes on holiday, last 2 weeks were a fucking nightmare of being told what to do by kids who dont know what to do. This is startinmg to feel like a Joseph Heller passage, too... It is a fact that I have found stuff in display fridges that has sprung green growths. TWICE.
There are 2 of the new boss' offspring, The Male One, and the Female One. The male one is alright but they both have no idea how to run a sandwich shop and The Female one is a spoiled little princess who just chats utter shit all the time thus distracting my defective grey matter and making me incredibly frustrated.
I think I have put her pretty lil nose out of joint when stressed and overly honest as they vetoed my starting at 7 tommorrow.. i start at 12, but this means there is a girl who can speak only rudimentary english, the new owner who has never made more than a bacon butty and the Welsh Lady as his Offspring are in canada (i think I gave them my flu like symptoms too... have fun when you start feeling fluish on the plane kids! Its more like i cant afford time off, but as an added bonus.. The Male One was coughing yesterday morning.)
When I started there I hated how i was spoken to by the 2 ladies who established the place, when the Blonde One left and now the Welsh one CALLS ME WHEN i AM TRYING TO FORGET ABOUT STUPID SANDWICH SHOPS. i ALSO HATE HAVING TO PRETEND I GIVE A SHIT! WHEN ALL I WANNA DO IS SMOKE, READ, CHILL OUT AND BE EXTERNAL EXTRANEOUS BULLSHIT FREE!
mercy killing needed over here.
NO YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU
WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!!
FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!!
ESPECIALLY THOSE OF YOU ON THE JURY!
ALSO:
I'VE GONE BACK TO THE SAME PLACE TO GET MY CAR INSPECTED 3 DAYS IN A ROW AND EVERY DAY IS ANOTHER LAME EXCUSE AS TO WHY THEY CAN'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!
(http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp54/Pablin17/fuck_you.jpg)
Also: WHINEY-ASS-WHINERS: FUCK OFF AND PUT YOUR BIG BOY PANTS ON!
I'm getting pretty frustrated with the fact that every time I try to write a coherent post or e-mail someone I get interrupted three or four times through and completely lose my train of thought. I don't remember where a paragraph or even sentence was going and I have to end with some half cocked piece of what I intended to say.
Yes, I'm really tired of my work interrupting the things I do when I'm supposed to be working.
Some shittard apparently decided to shave off all their pubes (wish I was kidding) on one of the toilets, projectile shit all over the back of the bowl, piss on the seat, leaving a nice puddle on the back, and leave it like that.
For Fuck'ssake! Jsut bleed, puke, and jizz on it to. Finish the body product catalog you started you slackass mothercrapper! In the name of Francis Bacon's throbbing cock, do I ahev to call GIGGLES into the office to show you how to do it right? We can hold a workshop on proper fuckery for ya!
What the hell is going on over at Key Bank, anyway?
Quote from: Der Ballschlager on July 24, 2009, 05:55:36 PM
Some shittard apparently decided to shave off all their pubes (wish I was kidding) on one of the toilets, projectile shit all over the back of the bowl, piss on the seat, leaving a nice puddle on the back, and leave it like that.
For Fuck'ssake! Jsut bleed, puke, and jizz on it to. Finish the body product catalog you started you slackass mothercrapper! In the name of Francis Bacon's throbbing cock, do I ahev to call GIGGLES into the office to show you how to do it right? We can hold a workshop on proper fuckery for ya!
holy shit.
Quote from: LMNO on July 24, 2009, 05:56:58 PM
What the hell is going on over at Key Bank, anyway?
They get excitable, on Fridays.
Oh, and in case I forgot: :fap:
Shitty landlords abusing their tenants. Unfortunately for the landlord, local media and government has somehow caught wind of this and a mysterious asshat has sent photographs and documentation of the abuses to them.
StD,
stealth journalist.
:mittens:
*REDACTED* traffic. Fuck *REDACTED* traffic.
EVERYTHING.......JUST......EVERYTHING!
(http://transitiontowns.org/uploads/TransitionNetwork/PissedOff.jpg)
PEOPLE WHO SIT ON THEIR FAT ASSES WHILE THEY MAKE THEMSELVES ALL HELPLESS AND REFUSE TO LIFT A FINGER AROUND THE HOUSE AND WHEN YOU CONFRONT THEM ABOUT THE SQUALOR THEY SHIRK IT OFF AND SULK OFF TO THEIR ROOM SMELLING OF DOG FARTS.
UGH.
YATTO :argh!: I MEAN WHO DOES THAT ASSHOLE THINK HE IS
PEOPLE WHO ARE INCAPABLE OF TOLERATING SILENCE AND HAVE TO BABBLE EVERY FUCKING FIVE MINUTES ABOUT INANE SHIT.
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on July 27, 2009, 12:12:04 AM
PEOPLE WHO ARE INCAPABLE OF TOLERATING SILENCE AND HAVE TO BABBLE EVERY FUCKING FIVE MINUTES ABOUT INANE SHIT.
I want to fit filters into peoples heads sometimes.
and make drip coffee? :lulz:
zombie lattes... :lulz:
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on July 27, 2009, 12:12:04 AM
PEOPLE WHO ARE INCAPABLE OF TOLERATING SILENCE AND HAVE TO BABBLE EVERY FUCKING FIVE MINUTES ABOUT INANE SHIT.
Seconded!
People who can't remove themselves enough from a situation to deal with it. Sometimes it hurts and is hard, but it needs to be done.
Parents who yell at their kids, trying to get them revved up for the toy or whatever it is they're going to buy them, who then get pissed off at their kids for being overly excited and yelling.
Also parents who make absolute sure that their kid picks up after themselves, when it's the parents who make huge messes.
pro-tip: lead by example
Utility workers, obviously now blessed by the appropriate gods of yummy cheese sticks, who starts jackhammering outside my window at 7 AM on a Monday. May the hams on Tindalos descend upon them after they have repalced the pipes.
No sympathy here. From February until May, I had to get up at 7am, on apparently random days, to let the builders in to work on converting our garage into a dining room.
They're still not finished either, technically.
It's eighty billion degrees outside. Fuck this. +105* days suck! Why can't I live some place cooler?
FoxIt's complete lack of tech support is infuriating. I really like my reader, it's just got a stupid problem they don't seem to interested in fixing or telling me how to fix. I'm not the only one having this same problem, either.
Capellini still runs the FSM boards! :argh!: What a self righteous, snotty bitch! She'd argue with the breeze and manage to sound condescending when talking to Jesus himself. She needs to die in the most painful, horrible way possible. I hated her before the Schism of 2006, but her behavior in the aftermath solidified my opinion.
I'd probably go back if she still wasn't Bobby's Chosen One, as I hear the place has intelligent people again. But alas, the harpy runs the place, what little admin-ing she actually does. There's actually been two threads asking her to ban herself, too. I wish she would! She's probably run off more people than DD ever did.
SANDRA LEE!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMNZ6xY6YY
:walken:
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 28, 2009, 07:12:46 AM
SANDRA LEE!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMNZ6xY6YY
:walken:
:argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
fucking hate that twat!!
:argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
While walking down to the station today, and to my meeting today, and back from the station today, it rained all the time.
And of course I didn't have a coat. Also, I pulled a muscle in my leg, running for cover when the downpour started, so I've been limping like Dr House all day long.
2 hours of sleep and my back pain acting up.
:argh!: friggin connective tissue!
Quote from: Squid on July 29, 2009, 02:38:21 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 28, 2009, 07:12:46 AM
SANDRA LEE!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMNZ6xY6YY
:walken:
:argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
fucking hate that twat!!
:argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
brb, I gotta go make a tablescape.
I have to pee!!! and the line is really long :x
migraines...that start with aura-ing...like the one I have now with 5.5 hours left to work. In front of a computer screen. I can't see much. This sucks.
Countdown to aphasia...
fucking car alarm outside that sounds like a smoke detector. :argh!:
My manager has THE worst timing. Ever. He has, on two occasions, walked in when I wasn't doing anything. 99.999999% of the time, I'm doing exactly what I'm suppose to be doing, but he has walked in on me checking my phone (he was TWO HOURS LATE with no call to the store) and then today when I was futzing around for ten fucking minutes with one of the video games. I'm already on his shit list. He said "we'll talk about it tomorrow" - tomorrow being tomorrow. :|
OTH, I have an ace up my sleeve. If could file a class action suit with it, too, and I'll do it if I get fired for taking a fucking BREAK. :evilmad:
I need a new job. No more retail. EVER. Because this fucking sucks worse than Starbucks did.
Lifetimes of societal stupidity and arrogance trail me. Religions hex me. I am a scapegoat and a God. I am mortal and undead. Plus I have chores to do.
the empty feeling
BIRDS OUTSIDE MY WINDOW WHO WONT STFUUUUUUUUU AT 5:30 AM :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
:argh!: People keep lumping me in with the rest of the fucking tards that live in my state :argh!:
WTF
When paperwork I had to fight tooth and nail to get is dragged off before I can see / digest / photocopy it :argh!:
If it gets fumbled or lost, someone else can deal with this shit.
Having your rheumatologist tell you before the tests that your condition seems to have hit a plateau and he is pleased with your progress, weight loss, mobility etc, then AFTER the tests tell you they have bumped you to the "moderate to severe" category and lets start new meds and have another 30 days of system cleansing and no fucking meds to get you through..... AND the new meds involve FUCKING NEEDLES DAMMIT!!!
Then your A/C gets broken by some fat kid stepping on it but you don't know what kid and your landlord says it won't be fixed until whoever broke it's parents pay for the fucking damage and THEN find out the fat kid who broke it was visiting from who knows fucking where.... So you are lucky when the house gets below 85 at night and you actually get a whole 3 hours of sleep....
Losing your open internet time at work and having to log onto the system so they know how long you are on and what places you are going and with that you only get to come to PD what once a week maybe? Fucking assholes....
And in truth, just about everything else in this fuckhole of a city....
Having a Directionless Director.
Okay, it doesn't really stir me to anger, it's more of a mild perturbence.
Having to go back to work.
Resume blitz part II tonight!
Quote from: Khara on August 11, 2009, 02:55:39 PM
Losing your open internet time at work and having to log onto the system so they know how long you are on and what places you are going and with that you only get to come to PD what once a week maybe? Fucking assholes....
And in truth, just about everything else in this fuckhole of a city....
:( So that's what happened to you! I was wondering. Glad you're here now, though, and hope your meds start workin'!
Quote from: Khara on August 11, 2009, 02:55:39 PM
Having your rheumatologist tell you before the tests that your condition seems to have hit a plateau and he is pleased with your progress, weight loss, mobility etc, then AFTER the tests tell you they have bumped you to the "moderate to severe" category and lets start new meds and have another 30 days of system cleansing and no fucking meds to get you through..... AND the new meds involve FUCKING NEEDLES DAMMIT!!!
Then your A/C gets broken by some fat kid stepping on it but you don't know what kid and your landlord says it won't be fixed until whoever broke it's parents pay for the fucking damage and THEN find out the fat kid who broke it was visiting from who knows fucking where.... So you are lucky when the house gets below 85 at night and you actually get a whole 3 hours of sleep....
Losing your open internet time at work and having to log onto the system so they know how long you are on and what places you are going and with that you only get to come to PD what once a week maybe? Fucking assholes....
And in truth, just about everything else in this fuckhole of a city....
If you live in FL there's a law that says they have to fix it within like 30 days or something.
Khara's in St Louis...but maybe they have something similar in MO...it IS the "Show Me State"...
Hmm. Doubt it.
Here they do it because of the heat+humidity=molding and unfit living conditions/property damage ruination thing.
Yeah, probably like the desert out in AZ--I think its inhumane not to have a/c required in buildings where the poor and elderly live in places where the heat is so high.
yeah.
sucks for khara.
it's fucking hot when it's hot.
:argh!: GRR! I'm mad for you too.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 28, 2009, 07:12:46 AM
SANDRA LEE!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMNZ6xY6YY
:walken:
Christ-on-a-crutch, why is that talentless bitch even on TV? Oh yeah, because you get a chance to see her wrinkly rack every time she's cutting up canned hotdogs for a Kwanzaa cake or something. WTF is a Kwanzaa cake anyway? And why does her kitchen eerily decorated to suit whatever crap she conjures up out of twinkies and mayonnaise, decorates with plastic flags and sprinkles and calls "food"? And then she starts making mixed drinks. GOD DAMN HER.
And Rachel Ray better watch out too. :argh!:
:lulz:
that wip still doesnt get it
and my tummy hurts :(
Thousands of screaming tweens. The Jonas Brothers are playing next door tonight. Fuckers.
Quote from: 0 on July 14, 2009, 06:40:19 PM
c'mon, I want to know.....
Right now, It's people who like to think that their defecation is scented with rose hips and cinnamon.
Bumps!
:argh!:
The neighbors dog, he hates my dog, for no reason he will savagely assault my dog if he gets within reach. My neighbor's dog is much smaller than my dog, so there is no danger, and my dog is not violent, so he won't hurt him, but it is exceptionally aggravating to have my dog subjected to assault any time the neighbor's dog is able to get off his leash.
Quote from: Pergamos on April 28, 2013, 08:18:04 AM
The neighbors dog, he hates my dog, for no reason he will savagely assault my dog if he gets within reach. My neighbor's dog is much smaller than my dog, so there is no danger, and my dog is not violent, so he won't hurt him, but it is exceptionally aggravating to have my dog subjected to assault any time the neighbor's dog is able to get off his leash.
Pellet gun.
Quote from: Misery's Feed Trough on April 28, 2013, 12:35:01 AM
Quote from: 0 on July 14, 2009, 06:40:19 PM
c'mon, I want to know.....
Right now, It's people who like to think that their defecation is scented with rose hips and cinnamon.
Bumps!
:argh!:
:argh!: