use cheap check valves.
Do Never.
Don't ask why. Trust The Good Reverend on this one.
Should have checked with the chipmunks, Rog. They know all that kind of stuff.
Well, that explains where I went wrong while building mine, doesn't it?
Ahhh, I remember building my first naplam projector many,many cycles ago. Those were fun times. Had a tech buddy of mine tweak it a bit,and he got it so it would shoot a stream of sticky flaming destruction upto a 100 feet.Used to hunt vampires with it.
Quote from: Rev.VerthaineAhhh, I remember building my first naplam projector many,many cycles ago. Those were fun times. Had a tech buddy of mine tweak it a bit,and he got it so it would shoot a stream of sticky flaming destruction upto a 100 feet.Used to hunt vampires with it.
ours was ok ... but we had more fun with potato guns... those are a blast... we like to shoot targets across the cplumbia river
( once played sink with a car that we floated and potatoe guns... some rock and roll fuck lived next door( we are talking about an actual rock star people but I will not say his name cause he was fuck all.))
flame throwers are alright but man give me a spud shot and now we're talking.
I once stomped a potato gun to death.
My ex made one and man, did that thing ever work great. He shot a potato into a palm tree.....the potato completely disappeared into the tree trunk. Then it jammed and he put his eye to the barrell and fired. Flamed his eyeball. I killed the gun the next day.
PS: Verthaine, you wouldn't even consider hunting zombies with that vampire flaming gun would you? :shock:
*give bella an anti-flame-sheild*
Quote from: Hotsuma*give bella an anti-flame-sheild*
Yay! Thank you, Hotsuma. 8)
Wow! These pirate type anti-flame-shields are far superior to any I've seen so far.
I'm keeping this right here unless we have another jihad or something.
*starts planning the next Jihaad*
*sabotages Medeos plans*
*snaps fingers disappointedly*
Aw, man... you never let me have any fun...
hey, your the one running around the forums as an elf in tights...whon says you don't get to have fun...
Quote from: Hotsumahey, your the one running around the forums as an elf in tights...whon says you don't get to have fun...
Oh, yeah? Well...
...
Er...
Damn, that
is a good point.
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisours was ok ... but we had more fun with potato guns... those are a blast... we like to shoot targets across the cplumbia river
Where do you live or posably where did you live. I used to, and will be again, live at the mouth of the columbia.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: Hotsuma*give bella an anti-flame-sheild*
Yay! Thank you, Hotsuma. 8)
Wow! These pirate type anti-flame-shields are far superior to any I've seen so far.
I'm keeping this right here unless we have another jihad or something.
I have a bad case of post-Jihaad depression.
I always get that after pillage. :(
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: Hotsuma*give bella an anti-flame-sheild*
Yay! Thank you, Hotsuma. 8)
Wow! These pirate type anti-flame-shields are far superior to any I've seen so far.
I'm keeping this right here unless we have another jihad or something.
I have a bad case of post-Jihaad depression.
I always get that after pillage. :(
I wonder if that's why I've been feeling a bit down the past couple of days myself?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: Hotsuma*give bella an anti-flame-sheild*
Yay! Thank you, Hotsuma. 8)
Wow! These pirate type anti-flame-shields are far superior to any I've seen so far.
I'm keeping this right here unless we have another jihad or something.
I have a bad case of post-Jihaad depression.
I always get that after pillage. :(
I wonder if that's why I've been feeling a bit down the past couple of days myself?
There's really only one answer.
New worlds to conquer.
New worlds? :P
That just might work.
Jeez, Roger! I just got Bella all calmed down and ready to let me go on the next jihad and you come along and get her all fired up again. :evil:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Rogeruse cheap check valves.
Do Never.
Don't ask why. Trust The Good Reverend on this one.
DUH!
DOnt use a plastic bottle for a molotov cocktail either or for calcium carbide explosives. The bottle swells and explodes (cal carbide) but no shrapnel WEAK!
I dont see a reason for conquering. Complete erradication is the only way to start over
meatloaf and hoochies
Quote from: illusionJeez, Roger! I just got Bella all calmed down and ready to let me go on the next jihad and you come along and get her all fired up again. :evil:
Be angry at the sun for rising, Illusion...it's my nature.
I'm not angry....why blame the sun for rising, indeed.....it's just that you have no idea what I have to put up with around here.
You think it's easy being Bella's friend?
Well, it's not. But don't tell her I said that because I'll only deny it anyway.
Quote from: illusionI'm not angry....why blame the sun for rising, indeed.....it's just that you have no idea what I have to put up with around here.
You think it's easy being Bella's friend?
Well, it's not. But don't tell her I said that because I'll only deny it anyway.
Thought you were her sister? :confused:
Nope, Demonica and Zorga are her sisters.
I'm merely her long-suffering friend.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI once stomped a potato gun to death.
My ex made one and man, did that thing ever work great. He shot a potato into a palm tree.....the potato completely disappeared into the tree trunk. Then it jammed and he put his eye to the barrell and fired. Flamed his eyeball. I killed the gun the next day.
PS: Verthaine, you wouldn't even consider hunting zombies with that vampire flaming gun would you? :shock:
Ssbela,my love,Out of deepest respect for you(and some lust) I would never hunt zombies with a flaming gun. That's what the "Zombie Kablooie" Feature of the Wesson&Smith BMFG 5000 Erisitron Blaster is for.I'll hunt vampires,but I really see no need to hunt zombies( unless they are the evil flesh/brain eating kind,and they are blocking the way to the nearest bathroom after i've had a few rounds of beer in me,then it's fair game),because the bounty on them isn't much.I can get a lot more creds from fragging a coven of vamps then i could from wiping out a zombie horde.Besides, I live down here in N'Awlins,where shooting zombies(or tourists) is frowned upon.
Quote from: Rev.VerthaineQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI once stomped a potato gun to death.
My ex made one and man, did that thing ever work great. He shot a potato into a palm tree.....the potato completely disappeared into the tree trunk. Then it jammed and he put his eye to the barrell and fired. Flamed his eyeball. I killed the gun the next day.
PS: Verthaine, you wouldn't even consider hunting zombies with that vampire flaming gun would you? :shock:
Ssbela,my love,Out of deepest respect for you(and some lust) I would never hunt zombies with a flaming gun. That's what the "Zombie Kablooie" Feature of the Wesson&Smith BMFG 5000 Erisitron Blaster is for.I'll hunt vampires,but I really see no need to hunt zombies( unless they are the evil flesh/brain eating kind,and they are blocking the way to the nearest bathroom after i've had a few rounds of beer in me,then it's fair game),because the bounty on them isn't much.I can get a lot more creds from fragging a coven of vamps then i could from wiping out a zombie horde.Besides, I live down here in N'Awlins,where shooting zombies(or tourists) is frowned upon.
You have no idea what a relief that is me, Verthaine.
Although, I sure would hate to be lumped in with the tourists.....those critters are downright evil. :shock:
Zombie Kablooie feature, huh? I gotta start a lobby to make sure every Eristron Blaster is equipped with one of those. Of course, even I would make an exception for the evil/flesh/brain eating sort of zombie. Especially those of the bathroom blocking variety.
::Zombifies Verthaine for the sin of even inferring that zombies are to be hunted::
::Settles in to see what Verthaine and Big Bertha have to say about this::
I have a feeling this is gonna make the Rev a tad cranky, Hugh.
This is gonna be fun. :twisted:
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC::Zombifies Verthaine for the sin of even inferring that zombies are to be hunted::
Sorry bro,I have a "No-Zombifacation Clause"
in my Church of Eris Contract.
When I die,I go straight to my nice new cushy desk job with the great pay and benefits running the Church of Eris on PE 576104K.I'd have to die first to become a zombie.But since I can't become a zombie when i die,There is nothing more me and Big Bertha has to say about this subject
Quote from: Rev.VerthaineQuote from: St. Hugh, KSC::Zombifies Verthaine for the sin of even inferring that zombies are to be hunted::
Sorry bro,I have a "No-Zombifacation Clause"
in my Church of Eris Contract.
When I die,I go straight to my nice new cushy desk job with the great pay and benefits running the Church of Eris on PE 576104K.I'd have to die first to become a zombie.
I remember that from when I commanded everyone to zombify or face stabbination. At frist, I thought you were just stalling, Verthaine, but I did some checking and sure enough. You have a No-Zombification Clause.
Gonna be interesting to see how St Hugh takes this bad news, though.
Quote from: PenumbralQuote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisours was ok ... but we had more fun with potato guns... those are a blast... we like to shoot targets across the cplumbia river
Where do you live or posably where did you live. I used to, and will be again, live at the mouth of the columbia.
wenatchee wa.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: Rev.VerthaineQuote from: St. Hugh, KSC::Zombifies Verthaine for the sin of even inferring that zombies are to be hunted::
Sorry bro,I have a "No-Zombifacation Clause"
in my Church of Eris Contract.
When I die,I go straight to my nice new cushy desk job with the great pay and benefits running the Church of Eris on PE 576104K.I'd have to die first to become a zombie.
I remember that from when I commanded everyone to zombify or face stabbination. At frist, I thought you were just stalling, Verthaine, but I did some checking and sure enough. You have a No-Zombification Clause.
Gonna be interesting to see how St Hugh takes this bad news, though.
Hah! I made a deal with Eris behind your back! Heh.
Verthaine, you are a zombie now!
Don't blame me. Blame She what done it all.
I'm still waiting for Verthaine to show up and answer the post above this one. :evil:
::Taps her foot impatiently as she waits to see if she gets to add Verthaine to her zombie horde::
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI'm still waiting for Verthaine to show up and answer the post above this one. :evil:
::Taps her foot impatiently as she waits to see if she gets to add Verthaine to her zombie horde::
When building a zombie army, one must not be impatient, Bella.
Quote from: Misssing AppendixQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI'm still waiting for Verthaine to show up and answer the post above this one. :evil:
::Taps her foot impatiently as she waits to see if she gets to add Verthaine to her zombie horde::
When building a zombie army, one must not be impatient, Bella.
I didn't get to be High Papessa by being patient, MA.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: Misssing AppendixQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI'm still waiting for Verthaine to show up and answer the post above this one. :evil:
::Taps her foot impatiently as she waits to see if she gets to add Verthaine to her zombie horde::
When building a zombie army, one must not be impatient, Bella.
I didn't get to be High Papessa by being patient, MA.
And your point is? We are talking about building hordes of flesh eaters here, not becoming High Papessa. The time to use such hordes is far off, so make well your management.
Quote from: Misssing AppendixQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: Misssing AppendixQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI'm still waiting for Verthaine to show up and answer the post above this one. :evil:
::Taps her foot impatiently as she waits to see if she gets to add Verthaine to her zombie horde::
When building a zombie army, one must not be impatient, Bella.
I didn't get to be High Papessa by being patient, MA.
And your point is? We are talking about building hordes of flesh eaters here, not becoming High Papessa. The time to use such hordes is far off, so make well your management.
My point is that because I am High Papessa, I control the zombie hordes.
So we are indeed talking about the same thing.
I decide when the the time is right to use them, as well.
I strongly suspect, however that Verthaine won't be joining my horde, except as an ally and advisor.
Which also works for me.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: Misssing AppendixQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: Misssing AppendixQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI'm still waiting for Verthaine to show up and answer the post above this one. :evil:
::Taps her foot impatiently as she waits to see if she gets to add Verthaine to her zombie horde::
When building a zombie army, one must not be impatient, Bella.
I didn't get to be High Papessa by being patient, MA.
And your point is? We are talking about building hordes of flesh eaters here, not becoming High Papessa. The time to use such hordes is far off, so make well your management.
My point is that because I am High Papessa, I control the zombie hordes.
So we are indeed talking about the same thing.
I decide when the the time is right to use them, as well.
I strongly suspect, howevfer that Verthaine won't be joining my horde, except as an ally and advisor.
Which also works for me.
All right then, you're the boss, Bella.
You never answered my question, by the way, so I will continue to spell my name like this.
well i dunno what your question was, but my point is, and has always clearly been, withotu reservations, that all your whoel of creation are belogn to us!, inbcluding, btu not limited to, appendices(missing, found, or unlost to begin with), zombie hordes, papessas,(high, low, and medium), points, rounded corners, unrounded corners, and all other things, including non-things, but not limited to any particular aspect, venue or terrirotory, not to mention any other dichotomy available.
Cool, then you can be the boss and I can go back to being lazy,
and running for office in order to be elected, throw a wild party, get
myself impeached and deported. :twisted:
MA, horab is in charge of replacing your missing appendix now.
You'll have to talk to him about any special needs you might have.......
I have a campaign to run into the ground.
THAT"S THE SPIRIT!
I think.
Speaking of spirits.........the candidate is drunk at the moment.
And she feels pretty damn good about it.
You reckon this is going to set my election back?
Hell no! All candidash getsh drunk. Even their campaignsh managersh get drinkis. Whish remins me. I got som mor wine in the cellar. *hic* Hey, even the preshident getsh drunk. Thatsh why they'sh alswaysh sho nekkid! Hesh nekkid~! Hesh nekkid!
whoops!
hahahahahaha
Get a grip, Fluffy.
You gotta learn to hold yer liquor if you wanna hang out at the white house.
I'm jusht a cute little cuddlyy foresht cremadure, ah, creatature, er, bunny. He drinksh water and nectur and organic fruuuuit juuuuice. But gniimbelnutz is in the belly of the anti-gnomesh and hish wine cellar ish unlocked and im quite shure that he wouldn;t minnn that i had a wee little nip.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI'm still waiting for Verthaine to show up and answer the post above this one. :evil:
::Taps her foot impatiently as she waits to see if she gets to add Verthaine to her zombie horde::
Sorry for the delay. I had to check some things with the legal department of the Church of Eris.
Since I WAS NEVER NOTIFIED IN QUINTIPLICATE of any changes of my contract with the COE, any zombification is null and void.Since the one truecommandment that Eris gave us(WE ARE ALL FREE) is the one that truly applies, becoming a zombie and being one of Ssbela's zombie horde(mind you,I wouldn't mind being under Sssbela,just not that way) it would violate my convenent with the Goddess,putting me in a state of sin. As a free being,I cannot be forced into something I do not want to be. I have nothing against zombies,just don't want to be one(I hope you understand Bels).Now what happens to this shell I inhabit means nothing to me when I exchange it for my true form( feline humaniod,dark brorn fur,golden eyes)when my term here is up,is none of my concern. If you wish to re-animate it,I couldn't care less.The true essense of me can never be controlled,altered ,fold,spindle,or mutilated.
I am
of Eris,not her property. She has no legal right to decide anything for me.Nor would she.Goddess experiences all that her children do,not like Yahweh,who tries to rule everything his children do.Burt even Yahweh is but an experience of Eris(Chaos be her name).
I loves ya Bels,but I can never be ruled by anyone. Nor will I rule anyone.
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Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI strongly suspect, however that Verthaine won't be joining my horde, except as an ally and advisor.
Which also works for me.
That's about what I expected, Verthaine. (see above post).
It's just that I kinda got caught up in the excitement and got carried away, as usual.
I understand, and an ally is always at least as much fun.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI strongly suspect, however that Verthaine won't be joining my horde, except as an ally and advisor.
Which also works for me.
That's about what I expected, Verthaine. (see above post).
It's just that I kinda got caught up in the excitement and got carried away, as usual.
I understand, and an ally is always at least as much fun.
It's odd. She seems true in her intent, yet I grow suspicious reading these very words.
Quote from: Misssing AppendixQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI strongly suspect, however that Verthaine won't be joining my horde, except as an ally and advisor.
Which also works for me.
That's about what I expected, Verthaine. (see above post).
It's just that I kinda got caught up in the excitement and got carried away, as usual.
I understand, and an ally is always at least as much fun.
It's odd. She seems true in her intent, yet I grow suspicious reading these very words.
It's odd that you harbor so much suspicion about me.
Verthaine trusts me, so why can't you?
Especially since my pirate finally brought you an appendix. :evil:
Makes me cranky.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: Misssing AppendixQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI strongly suspect, however that Verthaine won't be joining my horde, except as an ally and advisor.
Which also works for me.
That's about what I expected, Verthaine. (see above post).
It's just that I kinda got caught up in the excitement and got carried away, as usual.
I understand, and an ally is always at least as much fun.
It's odd. She seems true in her intent, yet I grow suspicious reading these very words.
It's odd that you harbor so much suspicion about me.
Verthaine trusts me, so why can't you?
Especially since my pirate finally brought you an appendix. :evil:
Makes me cranky.
Why would you say that? I totally trust you. I've seen your website.
Quote from: Appendiz Found
Why would you say that? I totally trust you. I've seen your website.
Wait......you didn't trust me until you saw my website?
But now that you've seen it, you suddenly trust me?!?!?
Cool 8)
Uhhuh, right......sure you do.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
I strongly suspect, however that Verthaine won't be joining my horde, except as an ally and advisor.
Which also works for me.
I am also open to the position of "Official Snuggle-kitty to tthe High Papessa".
See, I knew having an ally would be even more fun than having another zombie to boss around. :twisted:
I like kitties. 8)
No, you don't.
You like mosquitos!
No, she likes kitties!
But most of all she likes to come and visit Zorga.
We are going to be very very naughty and drink many many
toddies and margaritas.
That we are.
And we're going to sit on lawn chairs in your swimming pool,
and golf and drive your husband crazy. Fun. :twisted:
1)why were you building a napam projector?
2)where can you shoot a napalm projector??
3)where are some plans?(not that i want to make one, i'm curious what it's like)
~bob-o
Good times, good times.
STOP THIS!
FUCKING NECROMANCER.
ah, another gem of wisdom from ages past
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Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 05, 2004, 07:26:20 PM
Quote from: Rev.VerthaineAhhh, I remember building my first naplam projector many,many cycles ago. Those were fun times. Had a tech buddy of mine tweak it a bit,and he got it so it would shoot a stream of sticky flaming destruction upto a 100 feet.Used to hunt vampires with it.
ours was ok ... but we had more fun with potato guns... those are a blast... we like to shoot targets across the cplumbia river
( once played sink with a car that we floated and potatoe guns... some rock and roll fuck lived next door( we are talking about an actual rock star people but I will not say his name cause he was fuck all.))
flame throwers are alright but man give me a spud shot and now we're talking.
heh. he was talking about Duff McKagan, who (in addition to being my good friend and ex-bandmate's first cousin) is a real live piece of shit in real life.
Duff once called the cops on his neighbors for playing the stereo too loud. yeah. The bass player for Guns 'n' Roses called the cops for a noise complaint. In retrospect, it appears that Agent Graves was probably Duff's neighbor.
Small world, I guess.