http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2009/07/deciphering-sarah-palin.html
:lulz: Yoinked and shared.
:lulz: POET LAUREATE ITT
Have we sainted Shatner yet?
And can we do it again?
Oh god, we need to do a ShatnerGASM
Quote from: Cain on July 28, 2009, 05:07:19 PM
Have we sainted Shatner yet?
And can we do it again?
Oh god, we need to do a ShatnerGASM
that would totally work...he needs a new angle...hell, he's BEGGING for a new angle.
Bill Shatner, Discordian Non-Prophet
Bill Shatner, Fifth Outer Head of the Illuminatus
Bill Shatner, picked for First Contact
Bill Shatner, Accused of Being the AntiChrist
Hrmmm, there have to be more angles!
Oh my god.
I'm so sharing this with my undeserving friends.
pure win, pure win
this is verbatim? anybody got a link to the original by Sarah?
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 28, 2009, 05:54:03 PM
this is verbatim? anybody got a link to the original by Sarah?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0b2NM2MYng
Quote from: Cain on July 28, 2009, 05:07:19 PM
Have we sainted Shatner yet?
And can we do it again?
Oh god, we need to do a ShatnerGASM
Of course, I read this as "
ShartnerGASM."
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 28, 2009, 05:59:29 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 28, 2009, 05:54:03 PM
this is verbatim? anybody got a link to the original by Sarah?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0b2NM2MYng
Ahh thanks :) If I'm not mistaken, it's the bit that starts at 1:30 in.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 28, 2009, 05:59:29 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 28, 2009, 05:54:03 PM
this is verbatim? anybody got a link to the original by Sarah?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0b2NM2MYng
wow.... that was whole lot words put together.
taken down already.
Here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/28/william-shatner-makes-pal_n_246034.html
William Shatner is my hero, if I have not mentioned this before.
I saw. I came. It was glorious victory.
http://gawker.com/5324026/sarah-palins-gradual-descent-into-incoherency
QuoteWhat was your favorite line from Sarah Palin's second resignation speech? Was it:
"So, how 'bout in honor of the American soldier, ya quite makin' things up?"
Or maybe this amazing bit:
"Let me tell you, Alaskans really need to stick together on this with new leadership in this area especially, encouraging new leadership... got to stiffen your spine to do what's right for Alaska when the pressure mounts, because you're going to see anti-hunting, anti-second amendment circuses from Hollywood and here's how they do it. They use these delicate, tiny, very talented celebrity starlets, they use Alaska as a fundraising tool for their anti-second amendment causes."
Actually, this is our favorite line:
"In the winter time it's the frozen road that is competing with the view of ice fogged frigid beauty, the cold though, doesn't it split the Cheechakos from the Sourdoughs?"
It's like Peggy Noonan, Jack London, and William Faulkner wandered into the woods with three buttons of peyote and one typewriter, and only this speech emerged.
And she wrote this speech! In advance, on paper! What does any of it mean? It is amazing. Twenty years ago she could competently descibe a dog race, three years ago she could articulate a position on the abortion issue, and this weekend she composed a resignation speech by throwing culture war stock phrases into a hat and dumping it upside down on a copy of The Paranoid Style in American Politics.
So.... she's on pain killers/oxycontin? It certainly would explain a lot.