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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Cain on July 29, 2009, 08:48:54 PM

Title: Some motherfucking politicians need to learn to read the fucking Constitution
Post by: Cain on July 29, 2009, 08:48:54 PM
Shit

http://www.scstatehouse.gov/sess118_2009-2010/bills/56.htm

Sucks donkey balls to live in South Carolina.
Title: Re: Some motherfucking politicians need to learn to read the fucking Constitution
Post by: LMNO on July 29, 2009, 08:54:40 PM
Oh, assfucking Christ.
Title: Re: Some motherfucking politicians need to learn to read the fucking Constitution
Post by: Thurnez Isa on July 29, 2009, 08:56:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 29, 2009, 08:54:40 PM
Oh, BUMSEXUAL ACT SON OF GOD.

sorry LMNO but I will have to fix that for you
Title: Re: Some motherfucking politicians need to learn to read the fucking Constitution
Post by: AFK on July 29, 2009, 09:02:23 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 29, 2009, 08:56:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 29, 2009, 08:54:40 PM
Oh, Appalachian Trail Hiking SON OF GOD.

sorry LMNO but I will have to fix that for you

I have to offer an additional amendment.  Remember, this IS South Carolina we're talking about. 

But seriously, yes, I'm also glad I don't live in South Carolina.  Bunch of batshit insane politicians they've got there. 
Title: Re: Some motherfucking politicians need to learn to read the fucking Constitution
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on July 29, 2009, 09:02:37 PM
Looks like that will be headed to the Supreme Court if it passes.
Title: Re: Some motherfucking politicians need to learn to read the fucking Constitution
Post by: fomenter on July 29, 2009, 09:04:28 PM
 :facepalm:

Quotewords, language, or actions of a profane, vulgar, lewd, lascivious, or indecent nature.
way to spell it out, some fringe religious nut is going to be in charge of deciding what meets those criteria i bet..
Title: Re: Some motherfucking politicians need to learn to read the fucking Constitution
Post by: Thurnez Isa on July 29, 2009, 09:06:28 PM
swears make baby Jesus cry
:cry:
Title: Re: Some motherfucking politicians need to learn to read the fucking Constitution
Post by: Cain on July 29, 2009, 09:10:39 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on July 29, 2009, 09:02:37 PM
Looks like that will be headed to the Supreme Court if it passes.

Surely you mean the Goddamn Supreme Court! (renamed in a competition by Frank Miller)
Title: Re: Some motherfucking politicians need to learn to read the fucking Constitution
Post by: Jenne on July 29, 2009, 09:12:01 PM
Niiice.  What a bunch of idiots.
Title: Re: Some motherfucking politicians need to learn to read the fucking Constitution
Post by: Jenne on July 29, 2009, 09:12:22 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on July 29, 2009, 09:02:37 PM
Looks like that will be headed to the Supreme Court if it passes.

I motherfucking hope so.
Title: Re: Some motherfucking politicians need to learn to read the fucking Constitution
Post by: Bruno on July 29, 2009, 09:32:44 PM
Other states already have similar laws. I think in Tennessee, it only applies when minors are present.

I remember several years ago some people were whitewater rafting, and a guy fell out of the boat. He said some stuff I'm sure we would find appropriate considering the situation, but since there were children present, it was a crime.

I think he got like 2 weeks of public service or something.
Title: Re: Some motherfucking politicians need to learn to read the fucking Constitution
Post by: Template on July 29, 2009, 10:24:38 PM
No, it needs to be burned into their retinas.  Or brainwashed in as something their mothers always said.

But, what about that bill makes you think it's going anywhere?  It's in committee, I mean.

Also, didn't you hear?  The Constitution doesn't apply to actions that protect children.  Especially American children.
Title: Re: Some motherfucking politicians need to learn to read the fucking Constitution
Post by: Requia ☣ on July 30, 2009, 12:28:29 AM
Quote from: Ratatosk on July 29, 2009, 09:02:37 PM
Looks like that will be headed to the Supreme Court if it passes.

Given the history of a similar Utah law, I doubt it'll make it that far.  One of the big test for obscenity laws is the local community standards*.  Specifically, the have to be overwhelmingly against what you want to ban.  This is an almost impossible standard to meet, all you'd have to do to prove this unconstitutional is prove that teenagers swear... should take 5 minutes with a tape recorder at the local high school. 

SCOTUS will probably refuse to even hear the case unless SC actually wins at the circuit appeals level.

*This is insane in the modern world by the way, since if any obscenity law actually became enforceable, anywhere in the country, the entire country would have to obey it when on the internet.
Title: Re: Some motherfucking politicians need to learn to read the fucking Constitution
Post by: Kai on July 30, 2009, 03:17:38 AM
While this doesn't surprise me, it makes me HATE living in this state.

Fuck, what a ridiculous place this is.
Title: Re: Some motherfucking politicians need to learn to read the fucking Constitution
Post by: the last yatto on July 30, 2009, 03:43:05 AM
Still think Lincoln saved the America?
Title: Re: Some motherfucking politicians need to learn to read the fucking Constitutio
Post by: Epimetheus on July 30, 2009, 05:29:34 PM
The Constitution REALLY doesn't matter any more to anyone with political power. So for me it's more an issue of just taking personal offense to the things I find horribly stupid, like this.
Title: Re: Some motherfucking politicians need to learn to read the fucking Constitution
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 30, 2009, 05:33:20 PM
The constitution sure matters when it either works in their favor or they need to waive it around when their rights are being violated.
Title: Re: Some motherfucking politicians need to learn to read the fucking Constitution
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 30, 2009, 08:44:30 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 29, 2009, 08:48:54 PM
Shit

http://www.scstatehouse.gov/sess118_2009-2010/bills/56.htm

Sucks donkey balls to live in South Carolina.

HAW HAW HAW!  We have to keep them pure, so when they get blown up in Crazyasfuckistan, they'll go to Jebus.
Title: Re: Some motherfucking politicians need to learn to read the fucking Constitution
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 30, 2009, 08:45:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 29, 2009, 09:10:39 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on July 29, 2009, 09:02:37 PM
Looks like that will be headed to the Supreme Court if it passes.

Surely you mean the Goddamn Supreme Court! (renamed in a competition by Frank Miller)

What?  Was that when he was choking with patriotic rage about how Iran attacked the World Trade Center?
Title: Re: Some motherfucking politicians need to learn to read the fucking Constitution
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 30, 2009, 08:45:57 PM
Quote from: Squid on July 30, 2009, 05:33:20 PM
The constitution sure matters when it either works in their favor or they need to waive it around when their rights are being violated.

The constitution either supports the oligarchy, or can't stop it.  Either way, it isn't fit to exist.
Title: Re: Some motherfucking politicians need to learn to read the fucking Constitutio
Post by: Payne on July 31, 2009, 03:53:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 30, 2009, 08:45:57 PM
Quote from: Squid on July 30, 2009, 05:33:20 PM
The constitution sure matters when it either works in their favor or they need to waive it around when their rights are being violated.

The constitution either supports the oligarchy, or can't stop it.  Either way, it isn't fit to exist.

Many of the men involved in the revolution and the drawing up of the constitution were themselves oligarchs, effectively. I'd say it's the former, sadly.
Title: Re: Some motherfucking politicians need to learn to read the fucking Constitution
Post by: Corvidia on July 31, 2009, 05:03:56 PM
Oh my god.  :argh!: STOP SLEEPING THROUGH POLITICAL SCIENCE CLASS.
Title: Re: Some motherfucking politicians need to learn to read the fucking Constitution
Post by: LMNO on July 31, 2009, 05:04:39 PM
Care to elucidate?
Title: Re: Some motherfucking politicians need to learn to read the fucking Constitutio
Post by: Payne on July 31, 2009, 05:18:26 PM
Actually, reading that back, I'd like to withdraw the statement. It reads like the kinda blanket statement, based in ignorance, that I sometimes find myself making and end up kicking myself for later. Sorry.

Where I was coming from was money has often played a significant role in American politics (probably no more so than elsewhere). Many politicians, from the revolutionary era right through to the present day, have been wealthy themselves or have come from wealthy families, and it's my thought that perhaps this will colour their policies and the laws that they lay down.

But, statement withdrawn, I'll just keep out of it.
Title: Re: Some motherfucking politicians need to learn to read the fucking Constitutio
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 31, 2009, 07:10:54 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 31, 2009, 05:18:26 PM
Actually, reading that back, I'd like to withdraw the statement. It reads like the kinda blanket statement, based in ignorance, that I sometimes find myself making and end up kicking myself for later. Sorry.

Where I was coming from was money has often played a significant role in American politics (probably no more so than elsewhere). Many politicians, from the revolutionary era right through to the present day, have been wealthy themselves or have come from wealthy families, and it's my thought that perhaps this will colour their policies and the laws that they lay down.

But, statement withdrawn, I'll just keep out of it.

No, you're half right.  Hamilton, for example, should have been strapped to a cannon, and then used to decorate the landscape.
Title: Re: Some motherfucking politicians need to learn to read the fucking Constitution
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 31, 2009, 07:11:36 PM
Quote from: la neige cône on July 30, 2009, 03:43:05 AM
Still think Lincoln saved the America?

Of course not.  If anything, he killed it on the operating table.
Title: Re: Some motherfucking politicians need to learn to read the fucking Constitution
Post by: stella on August 01, 2009, 05:23:11 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on July 29, 2009, 09:02:23 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 29, 2009, 08:56:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 29, 2009, 08:54:40 PM
Oh, Appalachian Trail Hiking SON OF GOD.

sorry LMNO but I will have to fix that for you

I have to offer an additional amendment.  Remember, this IS South Carolina we're talking about. 

But seriously, yes, I'm also glad I don't live in South Carolina.  Bunch of batshit insane politicians they've got there. 

SQUEAL LAK A PIGGIE!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Some motherfucking politicians need to learn to read the fucking Constitutio
Post by: Template on August 02, 2009, 12:14:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 30, 2009, 08:45:57 PM
Quote from: Squid on July 30, 2009, 05:33:20 PM
The constitution sure matters when it either works in their favor or they need to waive it around when their rights are being violated.

The constitution either supports the oligarchy, or can't stop it.  Either way, it isn't fit to exist.

I disagree slightly.  I accept your premises, but the conclusion doesn't seem to follow: ineffective literature is still literature.  The constitution is like an empty shell casing: it still exists, and is made of brass.  Maybe someone could recycle it.  Only an idiot thinks it can still do anything as-is.