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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: LMNO on July 31, 2009, 01:21:11 PM

Title: Breaking news on the linguistics front!
Post by: LMNO on July 31, 2009, 01:21:11 PM
...Apparently, the phrase "banana-eating jungle monkey" is not racist.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2009/07/30/2009-07-30_boston_cop_jason_barrett_suspended_for_calling_henry_louis_gates_a_jungle_monkey.html

QuoteA Boston cop who was suspended for calling Henry Louis Gates a "banana-eating jungle monkey" in a mass email insists, "I didn't mean it in a racist way."
Title: Re: Breaking news on the linguistics front!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on July 31, 2009, 01:40:39 PM
HA!
Quote"The words were being used to characterize behavior, not describe anyone," Barrett told WCVB-TV.

sooooo.... it was a metaphor commenting on his poor enunciation, as one with a mouth full of banana might have, along with his proclivity for 'flinging shit'?....

seriously, i'd like to hear him wriggle his way out of that comment...
:lol:
Title: Re: Breaking news on the linguistics front!
Post by: Jenne on July 31, 2009, 01:45:36 PM
Does this mean the beer summit went poorly?

Jenne,

Goes to bed on Eastern time these days... :(
Title: Re: Breaking news on the linguistics front!
Post by: AFK on July 31, 2009, 01:46:28 PM
Now why would anyone think that some cops still engage in racial profiling?  
Title: Re: Breaking news on the linguistics front!
Post by: LMNO on July 31, 2009, 01:47:09 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 31, 2009, 01:45:36 PM
Does this mean the beer summit went poorly?

Jenne,

Goes to bed on Eastern time these days... :(

No, it means for every Boston cop that honestly over-reacted, there is another that's a flat-out asshole Klansman.
Title: Re: Breaking news on the linguistics front!
Post by: MMIX on July 31, 2009, 01:58:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 31, 2009, 01:47:09 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 31, 2009, 01:45:36 PM
Does this mean the beer summit went poorly?

Jenne,

Goes to bed on Eastern time these days... :(

No, it means for every Boston cop that honestly over-reacted, there is another that's a flat-out asshole Klansman.

Is that the Bostonian version of good cop/ bad cop?
Title: Re: Breaking news on the linguistics front!
Post by: LMNO on July 31, 2009, 02:00:49 PM
Yeah. 

They both arrest you, but only one of them calls you a spearchucker to your face.
Title: Re: Breaking news on the linguistics front!
Post by: Bruno on July 31, 2009, 02:43:11 PM
Clearly not racist. Most primates have white skin.

Also, white people are hairier than blacks.
Title: Re: Breaking news on the linguistics front!
Post by: Captain Utopia on July 31, 2009, 03:35:08 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on July 31, 2009, 02:43:11 PM
Clearly not racist. Most primates have white skin.

Also, white people are hairier than blacks.
Facts are meaningless?
Title: Re: Breaking news on the linguistics front!
Post by: Bruno on July 31, 2009, 04:03:57 PM
wut
Title: Re: Breaking news on the linguistics front!
Post by: Captain Utopia on July 31, 2009, 04:14:21 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on July 31, 2009, 04:03:57 PM
wut
Sorry - too brief. I meant that if you told those facts to the cop, he'd not give a crap since those phrases he used are loaded with meaning which better conveys his intent than "Hey, look at how our skin is coloured differently. Incidentally, I have an irrational hatred of you, and I want you to feel bad about yourself." Secondly, since we know the cops intent in using the phrase, us knowing the inaccuracy of the comparison adds no additional meaning other than the cop displays common ignorance. Finally, pointing this out to the cop, or anyone of racist intent, is not likely to meaningfully change their actions since they are more concerned with maintaining the hate, not the logical aesthetic of the insult used. Especially as the hate is directed not at monkeys, but at people of different races/backgrounds/etc.
Title: Re: Breaking news on the linguistics front!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 31, 2009, 04:29:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 31, 2009, 02:00:49 PM
Yeah. 

They both arrest you, but only one of them calls you a spearchucker to your face.
Every single time I see the word "spear chucker" I can't help but think of this guy:

(http://shrines.rpgclassics.com/n64/papermario/images/enemies/spearguy.gif)
Title: Re: Breaking news on the linguistics front!
Post by: Bruno on July 31, 2009, 05:01:15 PM
Quote from: fictionpuss on July 31, 2009, 04:14:21 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on July 31, 2009, 04:03:57 PM
wut
Sorry - too brief. I meant that if you told those facts to the cop, he'd not give a crap since those phrases he used are loaded with meaning which better conveys his intent than "Hey, look at how our skin is coloured differently. Incidentally, I have an irrational hatred of you, and I want you to feel bad about yourself." Secondly, since we know the cops intent in using the phrase, us knowing the inaccuracy of the comparison adds no additional meaning other than the cop displays common ignorance. Finally, pointing this out to the cop, or anyone of racist intent, is not likely to meaningfully change their actions since they are more concerned with maintaining the hate, not the logical aesthetic of the insult used. Especially as the hate is directed not at monkeys, but at people of different races/backgrounds/etc.

Oh. I was just making fun of him for being stupid.

Also, "spearchucker" is not racist because white people also throw spears!  :p
Title: Re: Breaking news on the linguistics front!
Post by: LMNO on July 31, 2009, 05:03:43 PM
Oh, did I say "spearchucker"?  I meant "Porch Nigger".
Title: Re: Breaking news on the linguistics front!
Post by: Captain Utopia on July 31, 2009, 05:04:19 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on July 31, 2009, 05:01:15 PM
Quote from: fictionpuss on July 31, 2009, 04:14:21 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on July 31, 2009, 04:03:57 PM
wut
Sorry - too brief. I meant that if you told those facts to the cop, he'd not give a crap since those phrases he used are loaded with meaning which better conveys his intent than "Hey, look at how our skin is coloured differently. Incidentally, I have an irrational hatred of you, and I want you to feel bad about yourself." Secondly, since we know the cops intent in using the phrase, us knowing the inaccuracy of the comparison adds no additional meaning other than the cop displays common ignorance. Finally, pointing this out to the cop, or anyone of racist intent, is not likely to meaningfully change their actions since they are more concerned with maintaining the hate, not the logical aesthetic of the insult used. Especially as the hate is directed not at monkeys, but at people of different races/backgrounds/etc.

Oh. I was just making fun of him for being stupid.
Fair enough! Speaking of stupidity, I just realised that my first and third points are almost identical.
Title: Re: Breaking news on the linguistics front!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 31, 2009, 05:27:55 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 31, 2009, 04:29:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 31, 2009, 02:00:49 PM
Yeah. 

They both arrest you, but only one of them calls you a spearchucker to your face.
Every single time I see the word "spear chucker" I can't help but think of this guy:

(http://shrines.rpgclassics.com/n64/papermario/images/enemies/spearguy.gif)

My favorite game :)

Also, that article made my eye tear up with laughter.
"Sure I called him a spear chucking banana eating porch nigger jungle monkey jiggaboo pickininny, I'm not racist though. I didn't mean it like that"

Fuckin tard.
Title: Re: Breaking news on the linguistics front!
Post by: LMNO on July 31, 2009, 05:35:11 PM
"I didn't call him a nigger, I just meant he was acting like a nigger!"
Title: Re: Breaking news on the linguistics front!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 31, 2009, 05:37:32 PM
Yeah. That's different somehow  :lulz:

Sure this wasn't Florida?

Title: Re: Breaking news on the linguistics front!
Post by: LMNO on July 31, 2009, 05:42:03 PM
I wish.

Can we send him down your way?
Title: Re: Breaking news on the linguistics front!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 31, 2009, 06:01:15 PM
You do that.
You know, up there you guys call people like that assholes.
Down here, we call em food.
Title: Re: Breaking news on the linguistics front!
Post by: AFK on July 31, 2009, 06:34:32 PM
Massholes to be precise. 
Title: Re: Breaking news on the linguistics front!
Post by: Jenne on July 31, 2009, 06:48:13 PM
Ooh I like that word...Massholes.
Title: Re: Breaking news on the linguistics front!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 31, 2009, 06:58:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 31, 2009, 05:03:43 PM
Oh, did I say "spearchucker"?  I meant "Porch Nigger".

:lulz:
Title: Re: Breaking news on the linguistics front!
Post by: LMNO on July 31, 2009, 06:59:02 PM
I am a bad person, and I do bad things.