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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Dimocritus on August 04, 2009, 05:49:30 PM

Title: Dear World...
Post by: Dimocritus on August 04, 2009, 05:49:30 PM
Dear World,

I am breaking up with you. Your bad attitude is something that I can bear even less than your lack of education. I'd like to be able to say "it's not you, it's me," but I can't, because it's definitely you. I feel that, no matter how I look at it, we're just going around in circles. I just hope our sun is old enough to understand. I used to look at you and be filled with wonder and amazement, but now all I can see is how used up you are. I can no longer watch as you whore yourself out to these parasites. I leave Thursday. Don't try to stop me.

Good luck,
Dimo1138 (AKA Dimo1138)
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: LMNO on August 04, 2009, 05:50:45 PM
Dear Dimo,

You'll be back.


-The World
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Richter on August 04, 2009, 05:57:58 PM
"It's a crooked game, but it's the only game in town."  -Jim Bowie
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Zenpeanut on August 04, 2009, 06:11:45 PM
I like it, very V for Vendetta-esque.
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Dimocritus on August 04, 2009, 06:18:53 PM
Dear World,

It's so hard to leave. Every where I look all I can see is you. But I must, I know all about your mood swings; temperate for a while, only to become an ice-cold frosty box. We are drifting apart, like your continents, but it's not my fault, it's yours. This will be the last time I contact you.

Goodbye,
Dimo1138 (AKA One Man Posse and Ice Cream)
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: LMNO on August 04, 2009, 06:21:36 PM
Dear Dimo,

Say hi to your mother for me.


-The World
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 04, 2009, 06:27:19 PM
good
get the fuck off my world bitch!
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Dimocritus on August 04, 2009, 06:33:20 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 04, 2009, 06:27:19 PM
good
get the fuck off my whore bitch!

Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: AFK on August 04, 2009, 06:45:05 PM
Dear Dimo,

You are trapped in an episode of ER and you are on a neverending rotation.  Deal.

Love,
The World
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Dimocritus on August 04, 2009, 07:09:06 PM
Dear World,

I tried to leave you, but the hold you have on me is too strong. I still gravitate towards you. Maybe we can learn to get along after all. Either way, I have to return. You have all my stuff.

Dimo1138
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 04, 2009, 09:05:03 PM
Quote from: Zenpeanut on August 04, 2009, 06:11:45 PM
I like it, very V for Vendetta-esque.
Don't encourage him.
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Dimocritus on August 04, 2009, 09:11:10 PM
I don't need encouragement. I can do this all day.
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Triple Zero on August 04, 2009, 10:29:27 PM
:emo:
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Dimocritus on August 04, 2009, 11:00:30 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 04, 2009, 10:29:27 PM
:emo:

oh, man. I fonly I could get people to do this in real life... I would be a GOD!!!!!
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on August 05, 2009, 03:41:08 AM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on August 04, 2009, 11:00:30 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 04, 2009, 10:29:27 PM
:emo:

oh, man. I fonly I could get people to do this in real life... I would be a GOD!!!!!

Fail!

Assholes don't usually qualify for god status..
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Payne on August 05, 2009, 03:43:12 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on August 05, 2009, 03:41:08 AM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on August 04, 2009, 11:00:30 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 04, 2009, 10:29:27 PM
:emo:

oh, man. I fonly I could get people to do this in real life... I would be a GOD!!!!!

Fail!

Assholes don't usually qualify for god status..

Well, actually they do. Gods are the biggest assholes around usually.

They just don't get there by making people slit their wrists. Needs moar apocalyptic weather systems and prophecy.
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on August 05, 2009, 03:50:12 AM
Quote from: Payne on August 05, 2009, 03:43:12 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on August 05, 2009, 03:41:08 AM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on August 04, 2009, 11:00:30 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 04, 2009, 10:29:27 PM
:emo:

oh, man. I fonly I could get people to do this in real life... I would be a GOD!!!!!

Fail!

Assholes don't usually qualify for god status..

Well, actually they do. Gods are the biggest assholes around usually.

They just don't get there by making people slit their wrists. Needs moar apocalyptic weather systems and prophecy.

ok fix

assholes like him don't usually qualify for god status.
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 05, 2009, 04:46:53 AM
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Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 05, 2009, 05:13:06 AM
Quote from: Richter on August 04, 2009, 05:57:58 PM
"It's a crooked game, but it's the only game in town."  -Jim Bowie

WAS CANADA BILL JONES, YOU SPAG.
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Richter on August 05, 2009, 01:27:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 05, 2009, 05:13:06 AM
Quote from: Richter on August 04, 2009, 05:57:58 PM
"It's a crooked game, but it's the only game in town."  -Jim Bowie  A WHOLE BUNCH OF OLDTIME RIVERSPAGS

WAS CANADA BILL JONES, YOU SPAG.

Fixt, and reading up on another amusing gambler. 
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Cramulus on August 05, 2009, 02:31:20 PM
Quote from: Squid on August 05, 2009, 04:46:53 AM
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Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: LMNO on August 05, 2009, 02:33:00 PM
COCKTITS.
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 05, 2009, 03:55:35 PM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on August 04, 2009, 11:00:30 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 04, 2009, 10:29:27 PM
:emo:

oh, man. I fonly I could get people to do this in real life... I would be a GOD!!!!!
DO IT TO YOURSELF AND YOU CAN BE AN HERO!!!1!
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on August 05, 2009, 03:56:53 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 05, 2009, 03:55:35 PM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on August 04, 2009, 11:00:30 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 04, 2009, 10:29:27 PM
:emo:

oh, man. I fonly I could get people to do this in real life... I would be a GOD!!!!!
DO IT TO YOURSELF AND YOU CAN BE AN HERO!!!1!

seconded.

also- :mittens:
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Triple Zero on August 05, 2009, 04:32:11 PM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on August 04, 2009, 11:00:30 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 04, 2009, 10:29:27 PM
:emo:

oh, man. I fonly I could get people to do this in real life... I would be a GOD!!!!!

that wasnt supposed to mean it got me to slit my wrists, it was meant to be me calling you an emo.

but, yeah.

i forgot what the OP ITT was about since I was a bit drunk yesterday, but yeah.
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Dimocritus on August 05, 2009, 04:57:27 PM
Dear World,

I love the atmosphere when I'm around you, it makes me want to take a deep breath of fresh air. People say we're facing global warming, but I think you're hot enough already; the way you spin on those poles really turns me on.

Love always
odim 3181
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: LMNO on August 05, 2009, 05:00:24 PM
Dear Dimo,

You will eventually die.  You will be alone.

-The World
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 05, 2009, 05:17:47 PM
SHUT. UP.
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 05, 2009, 05:55:09 PM
Quote from: Squid on August 05, 2009, 04:46:53 AM
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:lulz:

Squiddy wins this stupid thread!
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 05:57:48 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 04, 2009, 05:57:58 PM
"It's a crooked game, but it's the only game in town."  -Jim Bowie

That was Canada Bill Jones.
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 12, 2011, 06:02:15 PM
Heh. I'm guessing this is one of those threads Dimo was telling me about.
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Suu on October 12, 2011, 06:04:32 PM
Yeah. He was one of THOSE.

And I was the first spag to willingly meet him, now look at what's happened.
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 12, 2011, 06:06:11 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 12, 2011, 06:04:32 PM
Yeah. He was one of THOSE.

And I was the first spag to willingly meet him, now look at what's happened.

Yeah, he gave me a heads up when I first met him that he didn't have the best reception. I think he was still calling himself King of the Noobs at the time.
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 12, 2011, 06:20:25 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 12, 2011, 06:06:11 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 12, 2011, 06:04:32 PM
Yeah. He was one of THOSE.

And I was the first spag to willingly meet him, now look at what's happened.

Yeah, he gave me a heads up when I first met him that he didn't have the best reception. I think he was still calling himself King of the Noobs at the time.

And now we LOVE HIM.

Funny how those things go.
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 12, 2011, 06:25:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 12, 2011, 06:20:25 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 12, 2011, 06:06:11 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 12, 2011, 06:04:32 PM
Yeah. He was one of THOSE.

And I was the first spag to willingly meet him, now look at what's happened.

Yeah, he gave me a heads up when I first met him that he didn't have the best reception. I think he was still calling himself King of the Noobs at the time.

And now we LOVE HIM.

Funny how those things go.

There's hope for most  :)
Title: Re: Dear World...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 14, 2011, 10:50:35 AM
Quote from: Dimocritus on August 05, 2009, 04:57:27 PM
Dear World,

I love the atmosphere when I'm around you, it makes me want to take a deep breath of fresh air. People say we're facing global warming, but I think you're hot enough already; the way you spin on those poles really turns me on.

Love always
odim 3181

Wait, that was funny.