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Title: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on August 08, 2009, 10:19:47 PM
Disclaimer: This idea came out of the toilet paper squares in Cram's "Lesser Poop" issue of intermittens, and may or may not be quite as original as I think it is.

Some urinals, rather than having cakes, have little rubber pads. My idea was to stencil/paint words like "FREEDOM", "LOVE", "JUSTICE", etc. onto the urinal pads and then put them back in the urinal. Anyone using the urinal will be pissing on love/freedom/justice/equality/liberty/fraternity and then have trouble flushing it ;-)
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on August 08, 2009, 10:27:16 PM
I'm not fishing anything out of a pisser.

The pan's a one-way ride.
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: bds on August 08, 2009, 10:27:59 PM
A good idea, but pulling a urinal pad out of a urinal, stencilling it, and then putting it back in is disgusting. If you could get a hold of a load of new ones it would be worth it.
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: fragranceofheather on August 08, 2009, 10:28:28 PM
Howzabout a sharpie? Stencils and paint are time consuming. Someone will catch you.
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: bds on August 08, 2009, 10:29:18 PM
Quote from: fragranceofheather on August 08, 2009, 10:28:28 PM
Howzabout a sharpie? Stencils and paint are time consuming. Someone will catch you.

Sticking sharpie into urinal = bad.
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on August 08, 2009, 10:35:25 PM
Quote from: BDS on August 08, 2009, 10:27:59 PM
If you could get a hold of a load of new ones it would be worth it.

I like this idea. Originally I was thinking about doing it with toilets with some thick paper that can't flush, but the problem with that is that janitors might remove it. If it is in a urinal and doesn't obstruct normal functioning, nobody will reach into the urinal to remove it.

Also, you will often get urinals with more than one of those pads, so you don't even need to remove the old one as long as you can find new ones.
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: fragranceofheather on August 08, 2009, 10:38:03 PM
No. You take the rubber thingie out of the urinal, rinse it off if you want or need to, duck into a stall or whatever, sharpie the desired message onto the thingie, then return it to its post.
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: bds on August 08, 2009, 10:43:33 PM
Blocking toilets is very bad. There is nothing worse than going into a stall to take a dump and there being a fuckload of tissue in there because some dickweed thought it would be funny. I mean, public toilets are shitty enough, right? And yeah. I actually kinda like the idea of doing it with new ones, because you're pulling a little jake and making public toilets nicer.

Fragrance, taking things out of the urinal is also bad.
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: Dimocritus on August 08, 2009, 10:48:03 PM
The funny thing about this is that I have actually seen real pisser pads that had the American flag on them accompanied with the word "freedom." They weren't playing a joke though, they were simply too stupid to realize what they were doing.

Edit: They were probably made in china.
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on August 08, 2009, 11:02:42 PM
I guess that's an angle I hadn't thought of -- having stuff that could be mistaken for being well-intentioned rather than subversive.

We could put crosses and peace signs and little hearts and ponies on them!
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on August 08, 2009, 11:25:22 PM
I guess that urinal pads have more or less the same functionality as bathroom stalls in terms of memebomb propogation -- or close to it. If you really gotta go, you won't head to another bathroom just because using the urinals would mean pissing on "PEACE" or "OUR TROOPS" or "THE CONSTITUTION" or "THE BIBLE".
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: bds on August 08, 2009, 11:42:20 PM
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on August 08, 2009, 11:25:22 PM
I guess that urinal pads have more or less the same functionality as bathroom stalls in terms of memebomb propogation -- or close to it. If you really gotta go, you won't head to another bathroom just because using the urinals would mean pissing on "PEACE" or "OUR TROOPS" or "THE CONSTITUTION" or "THE BIBLE".

Fuck it, I'd aim for a urinal that said that on it.
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on August 08, 2009, 11:57:35 PM
You could kind of go wild with it. I mean, having "FREEDOM" or "JESUS" as a urinal mat might be arguably potentially non-satirical, but what about a urinal mat that said "FLUFFY KITTENS" or "CHICKEN SOUP"?
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: fragranceofheather on August 09, 2009, 12:18:30 AM
how about "YOUR MOM". BDS, what's bad about taking the rubber thingie out of a urinal? That doesn't make sense. Someone eventually takes it out, is that bad? Maybe I'm overlooking something here, but I think you're stupid.

I call taking the rubber thingie out of the urinal with your bare teeth, then masturbating with the hand you're not using to sharpie "I THINK YOU'RE STUPID" onto it.
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: Dimocritus on August 09, 2009, 12:22:33 AM
Quotehow about "YOUR MOM"

:lulz:

"I just pissed on your mom!"

Just sayin'...
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: bds on August 09, 2009, 12:24:43 AM
Quote from: fragranceofheather on August 09, 2009, 12:18:30 AM
how about "YOUR MOM". BDS, what's bad about taking the rubber thingie out of a urinal? That doesn't make sense. Someone eventually takes it out, is that bad? Maybe I'm overlooking something here, but I think you're stupid.

... Well, enjoy your aids.
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: Dimocritus on August 09, 2009, 12:26:09 AM
Quote from: BDS on August 09, 2009, 12:24:43 AM
Quote from: fragranceofheather on August 09, 2009, 12:18:30 AM
how about "YOUR MOM". BDS, what's bad about taking the rubber thingie out of a urinal? That doesn't make sense. Someone eventually takes it out, is that bad? Maybe I'm overlooking something here, but I think you're stupid.

... Well, enjoy your aids.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: fragranceofheather on August 09, 2009, 12:28:09 AM
my point exactly.
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: Triple Zero on August 09, 2009, 12:30:46 AM
"SUPPORT OUR POOPS"

"EXERCISE YOUR CONSTIPATIONAL RIGHTS"

"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED"

"STAY THE COURSE"

etc
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: Dimocritus on August 09, 2009, 12:31:32 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 09, 2009, 12:30:46 AM
"SUPPORT OUR POOPS"

"EXERCISE YOUR CONSTIPATIONAL RIGHTS"

"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED"

"STAY THE COURSE"

etc

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: fragranceofheather on August 09, 2009, 12:44:44 AM
Furthermore, the idea is not original to Cramulus. He got it from me, several years ago, and failing to credit me, is a loser.

"CRAMULUS"

:lulz:
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on August 09, 2009, 12:51:56 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 09, 2009, 12:30:46 AM
"SUPPORT OUR POOPS"

"EXERCISE YOUR CONSTIPATIONAL RIGHTS"

"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED"

"STAY THE COURSE"

etc

That's a little straightforward, maybe. I was considering it as a mindfuck because presumably you are pissing on words representing ideas that you ostensibly would *not* want to piss on.
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: fragranceofheather on August 09, 2009, 12:57:08 AM
how about names of ice cream flavors from that mexican ice cream cart everyone holds sacred. what do you think would karmically happen to someone who did that?
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on August 09, 2009, 01:04:55 AM
I have never had mexican iced cream. Does such a thing exist?

Food might work just for the puke factor, but I was going for the stealth pun/swiss joke angle.
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: fragranceofheather on August 09, 2009, 02:35:30 AM
Are you kidding me? Where in the world do people live who've never been exposed to this?

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qWZtu7U_Eu0/RhwHqKWTNkI/AAAAAAAAAH0/-PUFKXa4gik/s400/paletas.jpg)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x-JooYlANWA/RuXUaQumOlI/AAAAAAAAAyg/Zr1vq4V-gik/s400/corpus%2B010.jpg)
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: fragranceofheather on August 09, 2009, 02:54:17 AM
also, you're free to piss on my mom all you want, she deserves it.
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on August 11, 2009, 06:04:00 PM
http://supplythenavy.com/kry1001.html
http://www.restockit.com/Cleaning-Supplies/Deodorizers-and-Fresheners/Urinal-Screens-and-Blocks.html

Apparently, they are called 'urinal screens', and 'urinal mats' are the same thing but sitting under the urinal altogether.
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: fomenter on August 11, 2009, 06:15:28 PM
http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/12/04/hello-kitty-urinal-target/


get them made http://www.peepeeface.com/
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: Jenne on August 11, 2009, 06:38:15 PM
Quotehttp://www.peepeeface.com/

Holy Shit.  There IS nothing new under teh sun...:lulz:  Never imagined that, but it's awesome nonetheless.
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: Phnepsilon on October 10, 2009, 05:44:08 PM
I will totally partake in this if there is a moderately hygienic way of spreading the LOVE. I like the ambiguous ones. Until you're pissing on it, a US flag may seem patriotic! That one may be a bit too obvious. LOVE, FREEDOM, TRUTH, that sort of thing would probably have the most longevity.
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: Dalek on October 10, 2009, 06:02:54 PM
Quote from: BDS on August 08, 2009, 10:27:59 PM
A good idea, but pulling a urinal pad out of a urinal, stencilling it, and then putting it back in is disgusting. If you could get a hold of a load of new ones it would be worth it.

Yo! I heard that those weird scientist guys made this wicked invention! Wait, what was it's name? Ah yeah - it was called gloves!
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on October 10, 2009, 06:11:08 PM
I also linked to where you can buy the things fresh and unused.
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: President Television on October 31, 2009, 03:11:31 PM
Quote from: DALEKK on October 10, 2009, 06:02:54 PM
Quote from: BDS on August 08, 2009, 10:27:59 PM
A good idea, but pulling a urinal pad out of a urinal, stencilling it, and then putting it back in is disgusting. If you could get a hold of a load of new ones it would be worth it.

Yo! I heard that those weird scientist guys made this wicked invention! Wait, what was it's name? Ah yeah - it was called gloves!

Even better:
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/en.futurama/images/thumb/a/a8/Finglonger.jpg/250px-Finglonger.jpg)
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: LMNO on October 31, 2009, 04:00:11 PM
Ha, ha, funny screen name. Now change it.
Title: Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
Post by: President Television on October 31, 2009, 05:17:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 31, 2009, 04:00:11 PM
Ha, ha, funny screen name. Now change it.

Your wish is my command.