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Title: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 09, 2009, 05:44:10 PM
Do we have enough people here willing to do a Fantasy Football league for this season? I'm willing to be commissioner if we use a site like Yahoo:

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/

Ten team owners would be great but we could make do with 8 in a pinch.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on August 09, 2009, 05:50:29 PM
ME ME ME I'LL PLAY
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Cain on August 09, 2009, 05:50:48 PM
Dibs on David Beckham
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on August 09, 2009, 05:53:28 PM
 :argh!:WRONG FOOTBALL

altho if anyone wants to play that im in :D

CAN WE DO BASKETBALL TOO WHEN THE TIME COMES !!!!
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Cain on August 09, 2009, 05:59:32 PM
Oh, my bad.

I didn't realise Aussie Rules Football was so popular in America.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on August 09, 2009, 06:00:06 PM
 :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: CAIN!
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 09, 2009, 06:04:30 PM
Quote from: ✡ Rabbi ✡ Fred ✡ on August 09, 2009, 05:53:28 PM

altho if anyone wants to play that im in :D

CAN WE DO BASKETBALL TOO WHEN THE TIME COMES !!!!
I suuuucck at fantasy basketball. Don't know why. Actually, I've sucked at fantasy football the last couple of years too. I don't even think I played last year. We have 2 people so far. Yahoo let's you start leagues up to October 23. I'm sure we can find 8 more people in 2 and a half months.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 09, 2009, 06:05:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 09, 2009, 05:50:48 PM
Dibs on David Beckham
Just for that I am forcing you to have Michael Vick on your team.  :argh!:
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 09, 2009, 06:27:45 PM
Im in
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Lies on August 09, 2009, 07:04:22 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 09, 2009, 05:59:32 PM
Oh, my bad.

I didn't realise Aussie Rules Football was so popular in America.
:awesome:
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 09, 2009, 07:42:31 PM
Ok, I'll go ahead and set up the league. Anyone got a good suggestion for a name?
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on August 09, 2009, 07:55:32 PM
something with SPAG
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 09, 2009, 07:56:43 PM
Thurnez Isa's Pleasure Palace
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Triple Zero on August 09, 2009, 08:17:29 PM
Yatto International Fantasy Football
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 09, 2009, 08:28:09 PM
PD.com's Spagtastic League!!!

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/discordia
Password: fnord23

I used Yahoo's standard league settings with Head-to-Head matchups to make things more interesting. I made the draft Autopick because live drafts take too fucking long. I can still change it anyone wants to do the live draft. Before we can start the draft we have to have at least 4 teams and it has to be an even number of teams. Change the pre-draft player rankings to make sure you get who you want. Invite anyone you want to join but let's not have more than 12 teams. Things get complicated after that. Let me know if you have any problems with anything.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on August 09, 2009, 08:30:11 PM
I WANT LIVE DRAFT  :argh!:


but i understand the rest of you are lazy spags so if im outnumbered i guess i can live
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 09, 2009, 08:45:32 PM
I'm ok with live draft if people make their picks quickly. I don't want to wait around 3 weeks to get through 25 rounds.  :argh!:
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 10, 2009, 03:04:44 AM
I'm pretty sure there's a setting that allows you to put a time limit on draft picks.

also, I'm in.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 10, 2009, 03:17:39 AM
signed up
but wont be able to do anything via draft till early tomorrow evening due to mormons
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 10, 2009, 05:41:52 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 10, 2009, 03:04:44 AM
I'm pretty sure there's a setting that allows you to put a time limit on draft picks.

also, I'm in.
There's a weird flash app you have to use for the drafting. I'm assuming that it uses your autopick list if someone doesn't pick in the allotted time. We can work out when we'll have the draft after we get enough people.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 11, 2009, 07:29:25 PM
Only 3 teams so far. C'mon! We can do better than this.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: LMNO on August 11, 2009, 07:31:29 PM
Blockpage; sorry.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 11, 2009, 08:46:58 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 11, 2009, 07:29:25 PM
Only 3 teams so far. C'mon! We can do better than this.

see
you should have named it Thurnez Isa's Pleasure Palace
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 14, 2009, 07:22:04 AM
Three teams is pretty damn pathetic. Can anyone else at all join? You don't even have to do anything with the team. We just need cannon fodder at this point.

(Yes, this means you, daVIs.)
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 17, 2009, 10:31:53 PM
OK, I'm in as the PimpSlappers. We gonna put anything on this? My other league has existed for 10 years now and there's always some sort of nominal prize for the league champ, whether it's a case of Michelob Ultra, a trophy with a picture of tubgirl on it, or a fat joint laced with some shredded beef jerky.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Suu on August 17, 2009, 10:51:06 PM
I'm in as the Rusty Trombones.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on August 17, 2009, 11:50:08 PM
who is the panther moderns?
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 18, 2009, 04:03:11 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 17, 2009, 10:31:53 PM
OK, I'm in as the PimpSlappers. We gonna put anything on this? My other league has existed for 10 years now and there's always some sort of nominal prize for the league champ, whether it's a case of Michelob Ultra, a trophy with a picture of tubgirl on it, or a fat joint laced with some shredded beef jerky.
Hadn't thought of anything yet. I'm open to ideas.

Quote from: ✡ Rabbi ✡ Fred ✡ on August 17, 2009, 11:50:08 PM
who is the panther moderns?
I'm pretty sure that it is da6is.

I'd like at least 8 in the league before we start the draft. Ten would be perfect. Only 6 teams right now. So go invite someone else.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 26, 2009, 06:46:57 AM
bump


manual or auto... and when?
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 26, 2009, 07:06:17 AM
I'd still like to have 10 teams in the league and we have 6 now. Go find people, dammit!!! If worse comes to worse I can make the league public to fill up the last couple of spots.

It doesn't matter to me about the draft. It would be hard to get everyone together at once to do a live draft but auto drafting is boring. We have until Sept. 9th to get our shit together.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 27, 2009, 07:41:51 PM
Ok, last call. I'm going to make the league public sometime tomorrow so some random spags fill up the last 4 spots. If one of them wins the league then I am holding all of you responsible.  :argh!:

Also, what should we do about the draft? If we want to do a live draft then we need to pick a time when the most people will be available.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 29, 2009, 11:54:33 PM
Alright, league is closed now. We have 8 teams which isn't perfect but still should make things interesting. I've set the draft status to autopick unless anyone objects. Speak now or forever hold your peace.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 29, 2009, 11:55:46 PM
when does it do the autopick...? can you give a couple of days at least to change my list...?
can't do it till next week..
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 30, 2009, 12:31:36 AM
Sure, I'll give it a couple of days before telling it that we are ready for an autopick draft. I guess that means that we still have time if 2 more people want to join.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 30, 2009, 07:06:23 AM
Uh... Don't ask me how that happened. I swear I didn't do it.    :oops:
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 01, 2009, 04:39:59 AM
WAIIIIIT DID THE DRAFT HAPPEN? AHHHHHHHHH I NEVER EDITED THE ORDER

Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 01, 2009, 05:32:14 AM
Yeah.. I kinda fucked up. If you read the Recent Transactions there is this:

QuoteAug 29 6:51pm   Draft Ready changed from 'No' to 'Yes'      
   Aug 29 6:50pm   Draft Ready changed from 'Yes' to 'No'      
   Aug 29 6:49pm   Draft Ready changed from 'No' to 'Yes'

I admit to doing the bottom two. I don't know how the 6:51pm one happened. I hope no one is upset with their team. :(
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 01, 2009, 05:35:11 AM
mines not too bad i spose im ok with the quarterback....for now. i'll yell when something goes wrong
:lulz:
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Thurnez Isa on September 01, 2009, 05:37:11 AM
I can work with mine...
it'll be some work but thats the fun part
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 01, 2009, 05:37:17 AM
Quote from: ✡ Rabbi ✡ Fred ✡ on September 01, 2009, 05:35:11 AM
mines not too bad i spose i like my defenses at least i think maybe....for now. i'll yell when something goes wrong
:lulz:
I'm jealous of both of your defenses. But you are also stuck with Romo as your QB, so it all evens out.

BTW, free agency is already available if anyone doesn't like their current set of players. Or there is always the trading block.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 01, 2009, 05:39:15 AM
lol i edited that to say im ok with my qb  cause thats what i meant   :lulz:

defense IS ok tho

i think romo is lucky compared to alot of other retarded QBs
i like my backup too....!
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Thurnez Isa on September 01, 2009, 05:40:19 AM
Interestingly I have the quarterback from my most hated team in the league

I guess my room mates will like the idea that I wont be throwing nachos and chicken wings at the tv whenever Greenbay actually wins a game
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 01, 2009, 05:43:30 AM
ECH got McNabb AND Rothlisberger WTF hopefully he STAYS INJURED   :argh!:
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 01, 2009, 05:45:46 AM
I got LT, Larry Fitzgerald, Tom Brady and Antonio Gates. They better all stay healthy, dammit!!!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 01, 2009, 05:47:56 AM
who i s big fat bastards i wanted Beanie Wells  :argh!:
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 01, 2009, 05:50:59 AM
Quote from: ✡ Rabbi ✡ Fred ✡ on September 01, 2009, 05:47:56 AM
who i s big fat bastards i wanted Beanie Wells  :argh!:
That's Jenne. Offer her a trade.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 01, 2009, 06:10:01 AM
JENNE CHECK YO SPORTS TEAM I ARE PROPOSE TRADE  :fap:
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: LMNO on September 01, 2009, 01:46:33 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 01, 2009, 05:40:19 AM
Interestingly I have the quarterback from my most hated team in the league


The Eagles?
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Thurnez Isa on September 01, 2009, 05:34:10 PM
Packers
:argh!:

though Eagles are a close #2
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Suu on September 01, 2009, 08:02:29 PM
Terrell Owens?!  :argh!:

FUCK YOU AUTODRAFT.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: LMNO on September 01, 2009, 08:07:42 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Suu on September 01, 2009, 08:21:50 PM
And Drew Brees is my QB.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 02, 2009, 12:01:25 AM
Jason why did you add brett farve  :lulz:
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 02, 2009, 12:55:13 AM
Quote from: ✡ Rabbi ✡ Fred ✡ on September 02, 2009, 12:01:25 AM
Jason why did you add brett farve  :lulz:
Because I'm a gambling man. I will either come out a genius or a complete schmuck. Either way I have Tom Brady if he starts his "gun-slinger who likes to shoot himself in the foot" routine.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Thurnez Isa on September 02, 2009, 05:08:11 AM
you mean he has another routine?
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Jenne on September 02, 2009, 05:32:52 AM
Quote from: ✡ Rabbi ✡ Fred ✡ on September 01, 2009, 06:10:01 AM
JENNE CHECK YO SPORTS TEAM I ARE PROPOSE TRADE  :fap:

K, tmro when I am slaving.  I only have time for that when I'm making money.  :lol:
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 02, 2009, 05:47:42 AM
YAY
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 03, 2009, 05:11:04 PM
WELL JENNE

you took too  long and i changed my mind.  :lulz:

KEEP YOUR ROOKIE
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Jenne on September 03, 2009, 05:26:16 PM
Sorry.  :lulz:  I sux0rs on these things, which is why I never do them.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Da6s on September 03, 2009, 06:16:35 PM
How the fuck did i end up with both mannings?!?
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 03, 2009, 08:54:55 PM
Quote from: Da6s on September 03, 2009, 06:16:35 PM
How the fuck did i end up with both mannings?!?
Because Eli is always over-rated. He doesn't put up big numbers. He does just enough to keep them in the game and let's the defense do all of the hard work.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Da6s on September 22, 2009, 06:50:45 PM
Bump for beating Iason last week  :lulz:
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Jenne on September 22, 2009, 07:04:21 PM
In typical Jenne fashion, I have NO idea how I'm doing.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 22, 2009, 09:29:19 PM
Quote from: Da6s on September 22, 2009, 06:50:45 PM
Bump for beating Iason last week  :lulz:
:argh!: I knew that I should have started Favre vs. the Lions over Brady vs. the Jets.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Suu on September 23, 2009, 03:22:44 AM
First place, motherfuckers.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 06, 2009, 05:01:56 AM
Quote from: Fredtastic! on September 02, 2009, 12:01:25 AM
Jason why did you add brett farve  :lulz:
Told you picking up Favre was a brilliant move. ;)
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Suu on October 25, 2009, 06:30:22 PM
STILL IN FIRST PLACE
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 26, 2009, 03:21:05 AM
FUCK YOU, FRED!!!!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 26, 2009, 05:13:33 AM
whichever one of you spags is the Rusty Trombones is getting Pimp Slapped tomorrow night when Westbrook shows Portis what a real running back does.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Suu on October 26, 2009, 02:06:54 PM
Meh. Meh I say.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 26, 2009, 02:45:59 PM
Eh well, I offer the Rams to whoever wants to kick their asses......


over and over and over and over.........


:argh!:
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 26, 2009, 02:48:15 PM
I'm pretty sure that I could find a few retarded midgets, put helmets on them, and coach them into beating the Rams.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Suu on October 26, 2009, 02:49:23 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 26, 2009, 02:48:15 PM
I'm pretty sure that I could find a few retarded midgets, put helmets on them, and coach them into beating the Bucs.

Fixed.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: LMNO on October 26, 2009, 02:57:02 PM
Once again, Maroney is brought back into the conversation.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on December 23, 2009, 02:27:10 AM
SHOWDOWN: FRED VS TI

WHO WILL BE MOAR AWESOME!?!??!?!??! (fred, duh)
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 23, 2009, 02:47:55 AM
I hope you both lose.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on December 23, 2009, 03:23:02 AM
you're just jealous cause your team blows 8)
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on December 29, 2009, 03:25:59 PM
I AM VICTORIOUS
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 29, 2009, 03:46:42 PM
so, what did you win?
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on December 29, 2009, 03:54:55 PM
i wont the right to say HAW HAW I WON I AM SUPERIOR. thats about it.
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Thurnez Isa on December 29, 2009, 05:23:51 PM
 :argh!:
If I wouldn't have dressed Steve Jackson or if Indy wouldn't have pulled their players in the second half!
Title: Re: Fantasty Football '09
Post by: Thurnez Isa on December 29, 2009, 05:25:09 PM
Quote from: Frenulum Pendulum on December 29, 2009, 03:46:42 PM
so, what did you win?

61 pizzas she'll never get!!!!
:argh!: