http://washingtonindependent.com/54674/eight-percent-of-north-carolinians-dont-consider-hawaii-part-of-the-united-states
Apparently we kicked it out after Pearl Harbor.
:argh!: :lulz: If ya'all don't quit posting these threads I think I'm going to die of brain infucktion.
This furthers my belief that 10% of all humans are complete idiots.
(In this case 2% got lucky and picked the right answer)
That'll teach em to allow themselves to get bombed by Japan! FEND FOR YOURSELF, HAWAIIANS, AMERICA IS TIRED OF FIGHTING YOUR WARS.
I know its not about Florida, I just figure that since we're allowed to disbelieve in states now I may as wll take advantage. Texas and South Carolina are next :argh!:
How about we declare Washington dc to be its own country since it isn't a state, and revoke the US citizenship of anyone who works there?
We need more States with punny names. If I ever become President of the United States this will be my first priority.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/FloridaNotAmused.jpg)
This thread is making me thirsty, but not that thirsty so I got me a Minnesota.
Iowa to be a wet blanket, but Illinois me when i see a pun that really stretches it...
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 12, 2009, 07:47:15 PM
We need more States with punny names. If I ever become President of the United States this will be my first priority.
What did Delaware, boys,
What did Delaware?
What did Delaware, boys,
What did Delaware?
What did Delaware, boys,
What did Delaware?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
What did Delaware?
She wore her New Jersey, boys,
She wore her New Jersey
She wore her New Jersey, boys,
She wore her New Jersey
She wore her New Jersey, boys,
She wore her New Jersey
I tell you now as a personal friend,
She wore her New Jersey
What did Idaho, boys,
What did Idaho?
What did Idaho, boys,
What did Idaho?
What did Idaho, boys,
What did Idaho?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
What did Idaho?
She hoed her Maryland, boys,
She hoed her Maryland
She hoed her Maryland, boys,
She hoed her Maryland
She hoed her Maryland, boys,
She hoed her Maryland
I tell you now as a personal friend,
She hoed her Maryland
What did Ioway, boys,
What did Ioway?
What did Ioway, boys,
What did Ioway?
What did Ioway, boys,
What did Ioway?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
What did Ioway?
She weighed a Washington, boys,
She weighed a Washington
She weighed a Washington, boys,
She weighed a Washington
She weighed a Washington, boys,
She weighed a Washington
I tell you now as a personal friend,
She weighed a Washington
How did Wiscon-sin, boys,
How did Wiscon-sin?
How did Wiscon-sin, boys,
How did Wiscon-sin?
How did Wiscon-sin, boys,
How did Wiscon-sin?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
How did Wiscon-sin?
She stole a New-bras-key, boys,
She stole a New-bras-key
She stole a New-bras-key, boys,
She stole a New-bras-key
She stole a New-bras-key, boys,
She stole a New-bras-key
I tell you now as a personal friend,
She stole a New-bras-key
What did Tennessee, boys,
What did Tennessee?
What did Tennessee, boys,
What did Tennessee?
What did Tennessee, boys,
What did Tennessee?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
What did Tennessee?
She saw what Arkansaw, boys,
She saw what Arkansaw
She saw what Arkansaw, boys,
She saw what Arkansaw
She saw what Arkansaw, boys,
She saw what Arkansaw
I tell you now as a personal friend,
She saw what Arkansaw
How did Flora-die, boys,
How did Flora-die
How did Flora-die, boys,
How did Flora-die
How did Flora-die, boys,
How did Flora-die
I ask you now as a personal friend,
How did Flora-die?
She died in Missouri, boys,
She died in Missouri
She died in Missouri, boys,
She died in Missouri
She died in Missouri, boys,
She died in Missouri
I tell you now as a personal friend,
She died in Missouri
Where has Oregon, boys,
Where has Oregon?
Where has Oregon, boys,
Where has Oregon?
Where has Oregon, boys,
Where has Oregon?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
Where has Oregon?
She's gone to Oklahom, boys,
She's gone to Oklahom
She's gone to Oklahom, boys,
She's gone to Oklahom
She's gone to Oklahom, boys,
She's gone to Oklahom
I tell you now as a personal friend,
She's gone to Oklahom
Why did Califon-ya, boys,
Why did Califon?
Why did Califon-ya, boys,
Why did Califon?
Why did Califon-ya, boys,
Why did Califon?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
Why did Califon?
She phoned to say Hawai-ya, boys,
She phoned to say Hawai-ya
She phoned to say Hawai-ya, boys,
She phoned to say Hawai-ya
She phoned to say Hawai-ya, boys,
She phoned to say Hawai-ya
I tell you now as a personal friend,
That's why Califoned.
What did Mississip, boys,
What did Mississip?
What did Mississip, boys,
What did Mississip?
What did Mississip, boys,
What did Mississip?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
What did Mississip?
She sipped a Minnisota, boys,
She sipped a Minnisota
She sipped a Minnisota, boys,
She sipped a Minnisota
She sipped a Minnisota, boys,
She sipped a Minnisota
I tell you now as a personal friend,
That's what Mississipped.
Arizona just requested that it be wiped off the face of the earth.
I told it, "as much as I hate you, TGGR lives there, so only if you keep Tuscon and move it somewhere else. Phoenix can be erased tho"
Pixie O'Fubar- has issues with the state where nothing should exist on that scale naturally.