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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Requia ☣ on August 11, 2009, 10:41:26 PM

Title: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Requia ☣ on August 11, 2009, 10:41:26 PM
http://washingtonindependent.com/54674/eight-percent-of-north-carolinians-dont-consider-hawaii-part-of-the-united-states

Apparently we kicked it out after Pearl Harbor.
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on August 11, 2009, 10:49:10 PM
can the British Empire have it back please?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Remington on August 11, 2009, 10:58:11 PM
Can Canada have it? Please?
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Kai on August 12, 2009, 12:02:57 AM
 :argh!: :lulz: If ya'all don't quit posting these threads I think I'm going to die of brain infucktion.
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 12, 2009, 01:12:19 AM
This furthers my belief that 10% of all humans are complete idiots.

(In this case 2% got lucky and picked the right answer)
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Rumckle on August 12, 2009, 02:13:42 AM
I'll give you $10 for it
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 12, 2009, 03:38:44 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 11, 2009, 10:41:26 PM
http://washingtonindependent.com/54674/eight-percent-of-north-carolinians-dont-consider-hawaii-part-of-the-united-states

Apparently we kicked it out after Pearl Harbor.

I love this shit.   :lol:
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 12, 2009, 04:39:41 AM
I laughed till I shat.
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Cain on August 12, 2009, 05:54:51 AM
That'll teach em to allow themselves to get bombed by Japan!  FEND FOR YOURSELF, HAWAIIANS, AMERICA IS TIRED OF FIGHTING YOUR WARS.
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Triple Zero on August 12, 2009, 08:36:48 AM
This is because they put pineapple on their pizzas, I'm sure.
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Requia ☣ on August 12, 2009, 08:55:31 AM
I have decided Florida is no longer a state.  Sorry Squid.
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Golden Applesauce on August 12, 2009, 04:32:53 PM
Hey, has anyone actually seen Hawaii's certificate of statehood?
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 12, 2009, 04:34:48 PM
I totally fuckin' called it!
I am at one with my tinfoil beanie!

Quote from: Iptuous on July 25, 2009, 03:04:29 PM
...
yes. they say he's not born in america, therefore ineligible to be the pres.  Of course, it's a crock of shit from everything i've seen, and they're grasping at straws, just like the moon hoaxers..... no matter what you present them with, they will dismiss it and move onto some other little detail.  I'm thinking they will eventually decide that the ratification of Hawaii's admission into the Union was unconstitutional or void for some reason....
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 12, 2009, 04:42:37 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 12, 2009, 08:55:31 AM
I have decided Florida is no longer a state.  Sorry Squid.

Yeah hold on to your britches son but this story wasn't even ABOUT Florida this time.
I know, I can't believe it either.

And that's fine, if it gets sawed off and sent into the ocean I shall eat the stupid and rule with an iron fist!
I shall never starve!!
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Requia ☣ on August 12, 2009, 04:45:28 PM
I know its not about Florida, I just figure that since we're allowed to disbelieve in states now I may as wll take advantage.  Texas and South Carolina are next  :argh!:
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 12, 2009, 04:45:46 PM
 :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Requia ☣ on August 12, 2009, 04:48:18 PM
How about we declare Washington dc to be its own country since it isn't a state, and revoke the US citizenship of anyone who works there?
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 12, 2009, 05:49:08 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 12, 2009, 04:45:28 PM
I know its not about Florida, I just figure that since we're allowed to disbelieve in states now I may as wll take advantage.  Texas and South Carolina are next  :argh!:
And the Dakotas can just fuck off for all I care.  :argh!:
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: LMNO on August 12, 2009, 05:49:53 PM
Hey!  Nebraska! 



You're OUTTA HERE!
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Template on August 12, 2009, 05:55:48 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 12, 2009, 04:45:28 PM
I know its not about Florida, I just figure that since we're allowed to disbelieve in states now I may as wll take advantage.  Texas and South Carolina are next  :argh!:

:argh!:
It just needs a little touching up smouldering ruination TLHC.
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: AFK on August 12, 2009, 05:58:30 PM
Hey, what happened to Nebraska?

Idaho.  Alaska.  

:rimshot:
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 12, 2009, 06:30:28 PM
WOW!

Just, wow, man.
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: AFK on August 12, 2009, 06:34:51 PM
Kenya dig it?
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 12, 2009, 06:40:18 PM
Why did California? Just to say Hawaii

Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Jenne on August 12, 2009, 06:56:56 PM
:lulz:
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 12, 2009, 07:00:39 PM
I almost can't take it

:lulz:
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: AFK on August 12, 2009, 07:47:15 PM
We need more States with punny names.  If I ever become President of the United States this will be my first priority. 
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: LMNO on August 12, 2009, 07:49:19 PM
That's my Maine reason I'm not going to vote for you.
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: AFK on August 12, 2009, 07:50:37 PM
Give the man a New Jersey!
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Kai on August 12, 2009, 07:59:16 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 12, 2009, 05:54:51 AM
That'll teach em to allow themselves to get bombed by Japan!  FEND FOR YOURSELF, HAWAIIANS, AMERICA IS TIRED OF FIGHTING YOUR WARS.

The royal descendants of Queen Lili'uokalani called. They want their islands back.
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 12, 2009, 08:38:26 PM
Quote from: Squid on August 12, 2009, 07:00:39 PM
I almost can't take itKentucky

:lulz:
fixt.
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Triple Zero on August 12, 2009, 11:16:35 PM
Read my lips, no more Texas!
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 13, 2009, 04:43:22 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 12, 2009, 11:16:35 PM
Read my lips, no more Texas!

Mississippi just walked by and saw your post. she commented that this forum is pure Missouri.
I told her that that's the Maine point.

(that first pun was tailor maid for me! :D)
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 13, 2009, 04:58:57 AM
oh holy crap

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Bruno on August 13, 2009, 12:58:09 PM
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/FloridaNotAmused.jpg)
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: AFK on August 13, 2009, 02:15:37 PM
This thread is making me thirsty, but not that thirsty so I got me a Minnesota. 
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 13, 2009, 02:36:06 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 12, 2009, 07:59:16 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 12, 2009, 05:54:51 AM
That'll teach em to allow themselves to get bombed by Japan!  FEND FOR YOURSELF, HAWAIIANS, AMERICA IS TIRED OF FIGHTING YOUR WARS.

The royal descendants of Queen Lili'uokalani called. They want their islands back.

Meanwhile, the descendants of the Hawaiian peasantry are a little more tepid on the issue. :lulz:
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 13, 2009, 02:39:48 PM
Iowa to be a wet blanket, but Illinois me when i see a pun that really stretches it...
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 13, 2009, 02:41:00 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 12, 2009, 07:47:15 PM
We need more States with punny names.  If I ever become President of the United States this will be my first priority. 

What did Delaware, boys,
What did Delaware?
What did Delaware, boys,
What did Delaware?
What did Delaware, boys,
What did Delaware?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
What did Delaware?

She wore her New Jersey, boys,
She wore her New Jersey
She wore her New Jersey, boys,
She wore her New Jersey
She wore her New Jersey, boys,
She wore her New Jersey
I tell you now as a personal friend,
She wore her New Jersey

What did Idaho, boys,
What did Idaho?
What did Idaho, boys,
What did Idaho?
What did Idaho, boys,
What did Idaho?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
What did Idaho?

She hoed her Maryland, boys,
She hoed her Maryland
She hoed her Maryland, boys,
She hoed her Maryland
She hoed her Maryland, boys,
She hoed her Maryland
I tell you now as a personal friend,
She hoed her Maryland

What did Ioway, boys,
What did Ioway?
What did Ioway, boys,
What did Ioway?
What did Ioway, boys,
What did Ioway?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
What did Ioway?

She weighed a Washington, boys,
She weighed a Washington
She weighed a Washington, boys,
She weighed a Washington
She weighed a Washington, boys,
She weighed a Washington
I tell you now as a personal friend,
She weighed a Washington

How did Wiscon-sin, boys,
How did Wiscon-sin?
How did Wiscon-sin, boys,
How did Wiscon-sin?
How did Wiscon-sin, boys,
How did Wiscon-sin?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
How did Wiscon-sin?

She stole a New-bras-key, boys,
She stole a New-bras-key
She stole a New-bras-key, boys,
She stole a New-bras-key
She stole a New-bras-key, boys,
She stole a New-bras-key
I tell you now as a personal friend,
She stole a New-bras-key

What did Tennessee, boys,
What did Tennessee?
What did Tennessee, boys,
What did Tennessee?
What did Tennessee, boys,
What did Tennessee?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
What did Tennessee?

She saw what Arkansaw, boys,
She saw what Arkansaw
She saw what Arkansaw, boys,
She saw what Arkansaw
She saw what Arkansaw, boys,
She saw what Arkansaw
I tell you now as a personal friend,
She saw what Arkansaw

How did Flora-die, boys,
How did Flora-die
How did Flora-die, boys,
How did Flora-die
How did Flora-die, boys,
How did Flora-die
I ask you now as a personal friend,
How did Flora-die?

She died in Missouri, boys,
She died in Missouri
She died in Missouri, boys,
She died in Missouri
She died in Missouri, boys,
She died in Missouri
I tell you now as a personal friend,
She died in Missouri

Where has Oregon, boys,
Where has Oregon?
Where has Oregon, boys,
Where has Oregon?
Where has Oregon, boys,
Where has Oregon?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
Where has Oregon?

She's gone to Oklahom, boys,
She's gone to Oklahom
She's gone to Oklahom, boys,
She's gone to Oklahom
She's gone to Oklahom, boys,
She's gone to Oklahom
I tell you now as a personal friend,
She's gone to Oklahom

Why did Califon-ya, boys,
Why did Califon?
Why did Califon-ya, boys,
Why did Califon?
Why did Califon-ya, boys,
Why did Califon?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
Why did Califon?

She phoned to say Hawai-ya, boys,
She phoned to say Hawai-ya
She phoned to say Hawai-ya, boys,
She phoned to say Hawai-ya
She phoned to say Hawai-ya, boys,
She phoned to say Hawai-ya
I tell you now as a personal friend,
That's why Califoned.

What did Mississip, boys,
What did Mississip?
What did Mississip, boys,
What did Mississip?
What did Mississip, boys,
What did Mississip?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
What did Mississip?

She sipped a Minnisota, boys,
She sipped a Minnisota
She sipped a Minnisota, boys,
She sipped a Minnisota
She sipped a Minnisota, boys,
She sipped a Minnisota
I tell you now as a personal friend,
That's what Mississipped.



Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 13, 2009, 03:08:37 PM
Then my whole head just assploded!
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: LMNO on August 13, 2009, 03:16:58 PM
Quote from: Squid on August 13, 2009, 03:08:37 PM
Then my whole head just Massploded!


fixed.
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 13, 2009, 03:17:54 PM
Quote from: Squid on August 13, 2009, 03:08:37 PM
Then my whole head just assploded!

one of the strangest things you'll ever see in the US:

Wheeling West Virgina down the Ohio River.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Birthers to develop new 'argument'
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on August 13, 2009, 11:48:35 PM
Arizona just requested that it be wiped off the face of the earth.

I told it, "as much as I hate you, TGGR lives there, so only if you keep Tuscon and move it somewhere else. Phoenix can be erased tho"

Pixie O'Fubar- has issues with the state where nothing should exist on that scale naturally.