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After going all the way from S'hampton to Edinburgh, I doubt very much you'll want to stay on the bus for another 3 hours even further north to pillage my village.
As you know the further north you go, the wilder the men become, the more abused the sheep are and the more likely you are to get punched in the face for being English...
Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 02:00:46 AM
After going all the way from S'hampton to Edinburgh, I doubt very much you'll want to stay on the bus for another 3 hours even further north to pillage my village.
As you know the further north you go, the wilder the men become, the more abused the sheep are and the more likely you are to get punched in the face for being English...
She'd eat your fist and make you THANK her for it.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 20, 2009, 02:04:29 AM
Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 02:00:46 AM
After going all the way from S'hampton to Edinburgh, I doubt very much you'll want to stay on the bus for another 3 hours even further north to pillage my village.
As you know the further north you go, the wilder the men become, the more abused the sheep are and the more likely you are to get punched in the face for being English...
She'd eat your fist and make you THANK her for it.
Oh no, you see I've promised to be a gentleman when she is up here. And of course I'd try to defend her (being a gentleman and all) but there a lot of crazy assed men and women (http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/1307977?UserKey=)* up here.
*As you can imagine, they didn't just beat him around the head and shoulders with that broomstick. They followed him home from the pub and did this to him because he was Polish, allegedly. God damn I hate this place.
Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 02:18:37 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 20, 2009, 02:04:29 AM
Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 02:00:46 AM
After going all the way from S'hampton to Edinburgh, I doubt very much you'll want to stay on the bus for another 3 hours even further north to pillage my village.
As you know the further north you go, the wilder the men become, the more abused the sheep are and the more likely you are to get punched in the face for being English...
She'd eat your fist and make you THANK her for it.
Oh no, you see I've promised to be a gentleman when she is up here. And of course I'd try to defend her (being a gentleman and all) but there a lot of crazy assed men and women (http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/1307977?UserKey=)* up here.
*As you can imagine, they didn't just beat him around the head and shoulders with that broomstick. They followed him home from the pub and did this to him because he was Polish, allegedly. God damn I hate this place.
Teach HIM to be Polish in public.
Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 02:00:46 AM
As you know the further north you go, the wilder the men become, the more abused the sheep are and the more likely you are to get punched in the face for being English...
It's all too true.
(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/scotland.jpg)
I would be disappointed if I were to visit Scotland and meet civilized people.
That's not why you go there.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 20, 2009, 02:22:02 AM
I would be disappointed if I were to visit Scotland and meet civilized people.
That's not why you go there.
I've got to keep all my shit in my pants this weekend :(
It feels incorrect.
Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 02:23:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 20, 2009, 02:22:02 AM
I would be disappointed if I were to visit Scotland and meet civilized people.
That's not why you go there.
I've got to keep all my shit in my pants this weekend :(
It feels incorrect.
Balls. They don't have pance in Scotland.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 20, 2009, 02:27:10 AM
Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 02:23:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 20, 2009, 02:22:02 AM
I would be disappointed if I were to visit Scotland and meet civilized people.
That's not why you go there.
I've got to keep all my shit in my pants this weekend :(
It feels incorrect.
Balls. They don't have pance in Scotland.
They make the non native-born men wear pance to show that they aren't manly enough to wear skirts. True story.
Quote from: fictionpuss on August 20, 2009, 02:20:45 AM
Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 02:00:46 AM
As you know the further north you go, the wilder the men become, the more abused the sheep are and the more likely you are to get punched in the face for being English...
It's all too true.
(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/scotland.jpg)
(http://www.monmouthshiregreenweb.co.uk/aandcfoe/images/waterlevelMap02.jpg)
Scunthorpe??
That sounds scary.
Like Bithlo.
You live north of Edinburgh?
I though there was nothing north of there but sheep and ice.
Quote from: Squid on August 20, 2009, 06:12:33 AM
Scunthorpe??
That sounds scary.
Like Bithlo.
As I recall, they used a similar map on
Mock the Week, and Dara O'Brian was rather bemused by Scunthorpe's inclusion as a major population centre.
Scunthorpe is a terrible terrible place.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 20, 2009, 08:18:42 AM
You live north of Edinburgh?
I though there was nothing north of there but sheep and ice.
Indeed. That's why my connection sucks so much.
And to be fair the start of that divide of "Sheep and Ice, nothing but" starts further south then Edinburgh. Depends on how far south in the UK you are.
If you're from the south coast, everything north of London is nothing but sheep and ice.
Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 02:37:16 AM
(http://www.monmouthshiregreenweb.co.uk/aandcfoe/images/waterlevelMap02.jpg)
Blue indicates areas of the country suffering from alcohol poisoning, as of last Friday.
Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 09:51:05 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 20, 2009, 08:18:42 AM
You live north of Edinburgh?
I though there was nothing north of there but sheep and ice.
Indeed. That's why my connection sucks so much.
And to be fair the start of that divide of "Sheep and Ice, nothing but" starts further south then Edinburgh. Depends on how far south in the UK you are.
If you're from the south coast, everything north of London is nothing but sheep and ice.
I thought the traditional line was Hadrian's Wall.
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on August 20, 2009, 10:02:10 AM
Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 09:51:05 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 20, 2009, 08:18:42 AM
You live north of Edinburgh?
I though there was nothing north of there but sheep and ice.
Indeed. That's why my connection sucks so much.
And to be fair the start of that divide of "Sheep and Ice, nothing but" starts further south then Edinburgh. Depends on how far south in the UK you are.
If you're from the south coast, everything north of London is nothing but sheep and ice.
I thought the traditional line was Hadrian's Wall.
As I say it depends on where you're from. For Londoners, Hadrian's Wall is deep in barbarian country. Savages and picts and all sorts of shit up there.
REMEMBER MONS GRAUPIUS!
For southerners, Birmingham is filled with barbarians.
I mean, it is. But even if it wasn't, they'd say it was.
Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 02:37:16 AM
Quote from: fictionpuss on August 20, 2009, 02:20:45 AM
Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 02:00:46 AM
As you know the further north you go, the wilder the men become, the more abused the sheep are and the more likely you are to get punched in the face for being English...
It's all too true.
(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/scotland.jpg)
(http://www.monmouthshiregreenweb.co.uk/aandcfoe/images/waterlevelMap02.jpg)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 20, 2009, 02:04:29 AM
Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 02:00:46 AM
After going all the way from S'hampton to Edinburgh, I doubt very much you'll want to stay on the bus for another 3 hours even further north to pillage my village.
As you know the further north you go, the wilder the men become, the more abused the sheep are and the more likely you are to get punched in the face for being English...
She'd eat your fist and make you THANK her for it.
I go in moshpits at gigs while BF holds al my losable stuff. I have backed up my ex in a fight on the bus on a rough council estate (outnumbered some too) Mostly I just surprised em all off cornering Plugg by aiming a well aimed boot into one of their shins. Normally mistaken for a fluffy hippy type, Pixie O'Fubar takes no shit. But mostly I dont get any shit, cos Im small and innofensive lookin.
My OP was a drink/intoxication related incident, I have payne's assurance that he will be a gentleman, and therefore there will be no reason for me to kick his arse. However he said he couldnt guarantee about the others.. so I come equipped with hair accessories that can cause srs damage.
Quote from: Cain on August 20, 2009, 10:06:45 AM
For southerners, Birmingham is filled with barbarians.
I mean, it is. But even if it wasn't, they'd say it was.
Furthest north I ever got was Nottingham.
Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 10:05:03 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on August 20, 2009, 10:02:10 AM
Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 09:51:05 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 20, 2009, 08:18:42 AM
You live north of Edinburgh?
I though there was nothing north of there but sheep and ice.
Indeed. That's why my connection sucks so much.
And to be fair the start of that divide of "Sheep and Ice, nothing but" starts further south then Edinburgh. Depends on how far south in the UK you are.
If you're from the south coast, everything north of London is nothing but sheep and ice.
I thought the traditional line was Hadrian's Wall.
As I say it depends on where you're from. For Londoners, Hadrian's Wall is deep in barbarian country. Savages and picts and all sorts of shit up there.
REMEMBER MONS GRAUPIUS!
VARUS! VARUS! GIVE ME BACK MY HAGGIS!
doesnt the sheep and ice start north of Manchester?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 20, 2009, 08:20:36 PM
Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 10:05:03 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on August 20, 2009, 10:02:10 AM
Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 09:51:05 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 20, 2009, 08:18:42 AM
You live north of Edinburgh?
I though there was nothing north of there but sheep and ice.
Indeed. That's why my connection sucks so much.
And to be fair the start of that divide of "Sheep and Ice, nothing but" starts further south then Edinburgh. Depends on how far south in the UK you are.
If you're from the south coast, everything north of London is nothing but sheep and ice.
I thought the traditional line was Hadrian's Wall.
As I say it depends on where you're from. For Londoners, Hadrian's Wall is deep in barbarian country. Savages and picts and all sorts of shit up there.
REMEMBER MONS GRAUPIUS!
VARUS! VARUS! GIVE ME BACK MY HAGGIS!
:lulz:
well I'm all packed ready for a Pixie raiding party of 1 to the northern wastes , I have packed very light because of the goddamn check in time :argh!: (2pm, the meatup kicks off at 12!)
really hope I get some sleep on the coach.
I want my liver back! :argh!:
oh, and fictionpuss..... I never got punched in the face anywhere for being anything. Especially not English.
Pixie O'Fubar is NOT looking forward to work.
ALRIGHT SCOTS, SHOW US YOUR PICTS!
I will post my slightly rough camera phone pics later in the week as I woke up still drunk and then travelled for 13+ anyway a fuckload of hours. Ive had all of about 7 hours sleep since thursday.
my feet are about to fall off.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on August 24, 2009, 01:06:54 AM
I want my liver back! :argh!:
Glad ya had a good time.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on August 24, 2009, 01:06:54 AM
oh, and fictionpuss..... I never got punched in the face anywhere for being anything. Especially not English.
In that thread I did state that the violence ended when I left high school. But if you don't want to let facts get in the way of a good ridicule, I won't stand in the way.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on August 20, 2009, 12:07:50 AM
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So, uh, Payne.....I see your house is on fire...>.>.....Nevermind..my fellow is giving me bad looks. *giggle*
I remember hanging upside down from a scaffold which Payne point blank refused to climb :argh!:
Then I has vague recollection of pizza and then... that's about it really.
I assume we were drinking?
Yes. Lots.
I think we let the Discordians down, but we were too drunk to care.
Quote from Trip:
Quotebut at a certain point you and p3nt didnt get much further than RAH SCOTTISH RAH RAH MOTHERFUCKING MESSIAH RAH PINTS RAH SCOTTISH RAH
I need more coffee, clearly, as my reading is not up to par. I definitely read the "mark unread" button at the top of the thread as "mark ruined."
Though I then read, and realized that it was in fact ruined. So, it's all good.
Where the goddamn hell are the pics? I have no recollection of what happened. Pics may help me reconstruct my weekend and get to the bottom of the dent-in-the-back-of-my-head mystery :?
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 24, 2009, 03:27:33 PM
Where the goddamn hell are the pics? I have no recollection of what happened. Pics may help me reconstruct my weekend and get to the bottom of the dent-in-the-back-of-my-head mystery :?
(http://www.lithos-graphics.com/picts/pict%20images/picts.jpg)
Quote from: Suu on August 24, 2009, 03:42:28 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 24, 2009, 03:27:33 PM
Where the goddamn hell are the pics? I have no recollection of what happened. Pics may help me reconstruct my weekend and get to the bottom of the dent-in-the-back-of-my-head mystery :?
(http://www.lithos-graphics.com/picts/pict%20images/picts.jpg)
Man, Pixie's hair got LONG. Or... IS THAT PAYNE?!
But that's definitely an accurate representation of P3nt. That was probably right before he whacked himself in the back of the head, giving said dent, because he was flailing that shield all around like a pretty pretty fairy princess. Yep, that seems about right.
And those are the severed heads of the bartenders that cut P3nt off. WHO'S CUT NOW?!
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 24, 2009, 03:23:36 PM
I need more coffee, clearly, as my reading is not up to par. I definitely read the "mark unread" button at the top of the thread as "mark ruined."
Though I then read, and realized that it was in fact ruined. So, it's all good.
the thread, me. everythings ruined!
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 24, 2009, 02:03:17 PM
I remember hanging upside down from a scaffold which Payne point blank refused to climb :argh!:
Then I has vague recollection of pizza and then... that's about it really.
I assume we were drinking?
well i have most of the meme bombs and posters here so yes, Pent, much booze was consumed.
Trip has a couple of pics, i have some.
Quote from: Payne on August 24, 2009, 02:07:25 PM
Yes. Lots.
I think we let the Discordians down, but we were too drunk to care.
Quote from Trip:
Quotebut at a certain point you and p3nt didnt get much further than RAH SCOTTISH RAH RAH MOTHERFUCKING MESSIAH RAH PINTS RAH SCOTTISH RAH
yes that pretty much sums up the entire day
Well what do you expect when me and Trip were adding rum to his coffee and my chai latte before 9am, whilst smoking joints? really? Also the sleep deprivation me payne and trip were suffering from might've been contributory to us just being drunken discordians and erisians. When I arrived in edinburgh I found trip almost asleep at the coach station having slept under a cricket pavillion that night.
I did however manage to give out some BIP leaflets to a couple of dudes after I left and memebombed every rest stop that my coaches went thru. I have a few pics of these.
In honour of Cain I slipped one of Payne's letters into a copy of the Mail On Sunday at a service station. (the Growacet one).
pics are in the spagbook thread
HEY SPAG, I'VE ACCIDENTALLY BOOKED A TRAIN TICKET TO PILLAGE UR VILLAGE LIKE I ALWAYS PROMISED.
27th, dude.
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Quote from: Payne on December 10, 2009, 11:25:40 PM
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:lulz:
:mittens:
COCK FIGHT!
:lulz:
PR0K SWORDS AT DAWN!