Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 22, 2009, 09:22:55 AM

Title: Daily Tip!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 22, 2009, 09:22:55 AM
Did you discover something you should or shouldn't do today?
Post it here.

TODAY'S TIP:
Do not eat a half a sub left in your desk longer than 12 hours. It does horrible horrible things to your intestines. Trust me, or don't and find out for yourself.
Title: Re: Daily Tip!
Post by: Nast on August 22, 2009, 10:12:08 AM
Food borne illness: D/N/T
Title: Re: Daily Tip!
Post by: The Johnny on August 22, 2009, 10:20:41 AM

i wonder if many foreigners, when they come to mexico, get stomach-sick

theres so many things wrong with our water, that i dont know if my stomach grew tougher, or im gonna die 10 years early
Title: Re: Daily Tip!
Post by: Nast on August 22, 2009, 10:24:30 AM
Quote from: L.D.D. Szarowka on August 22, 2009, 10:20:41 AM

i wonder if many foreigners, when they come to mexico, get stomach-sick

Lots do. Our tender American bowels just can't take the INTENSITY.   :sad:

Quote from: L.D.D. Szarowka on August 22, 2009, 10:20:41 AM
theres so many things wrong with our water, that i dont know if my stomach grew tougher, or im gonna die 10 years early

IIRC, residents of countries with contaminated water are at least somewhat resistant to the local pathogens.
Title: Re: Daily Tip!
Post by: Suu on August 22, 2009, 02:35:47 PM
Quote from: L.D.D. Szarowka on August 22, 2009, 10:20:41 AM

i wonder if many foreigners, when they come to mexico, get stomach-sick

theres so many things wrong with our water, that i dont know if my stomach grew tougher, or im gonna die 10 years early

When I went to Cancun, before we brushed our teeth, we either had to run the tap water through the coffee pot to sterile it or use bottled water. Though after my bout with contaminated Providence tap water (Pawtucket's is MUCH better) I'm just don't really trust it ANYWHERE.
Title: Re: Daily Tip!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 23, 2009, 08:07:28 AM
BTW and TMI- no foodborne illness, just horrible stinky smelly butt fog.
Title: Re: Daily Tip!
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on August 23, 2009, 12:48:35 PM
Three hours of sleep is NOT ENOUGH. If you can't trust your circadians and you can't trust your neighbours, pack earplugs.
Title: Re: Daily Tip!
Post by: Golden Applesauce on August 24, 2009, 12:40:42 AM
Letting a shaken can of soda sit for a while will not make it any less pressurized.

Opening a pressurized can of soda in a movie theater is a bad idea.
Title: Re: Daily Tip!
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on August 24, 2009, 01:14:03 AM
When getting a haircut outside in the summer, twilight is not the appropriate time. If you must, be sure to annoint yourself with enough DDT to make small passing animals cringe on the outskirts of town -- mosquitos appear to be a hardier bunch.
Title: Re: Daily Tip!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 24, 2009, 01:42:03 AM
PROTIP: coming home from three days of blacksmithing, covered in coal dust and sweat, to find out that the water has been turned off to install a new pressure tank kinda sucks. :sad:
Title: Re: Daily Tip!
Post by: Phnepsilon on August 24, 2009, 09:43:55 AM
Don't make out with someone after they say "I feel like you're a brother to me," just so you can tease them after for being into incest. Fooling around with or having sex with someone for the lolitude is something that always seems like a better idea than it is. Especially if they turn out to still be breathing...

Good times.  :|
Title: Re: Daily Tip!
Post by: -Kel- on August 24, 2009, 04:45:35 PM
Don't eat a chilli cheese dog right before bed.  :x
Title: Re: Daily Tip!
Post by: Golden Applesauce on August 24, 2009, 04:49:53 PM
If someone asks you how you would bring a weapon into school and hide it, it is not a test of your creativity or "security mindset."  Likewise, refrain from commenting that anti-intruder policies could be thwarted simply by attacking during class changes, or pulling a fire alarm first.
Title: Re: Daily Tip!
Post by: Cain on October 01, 2009, 08:00:09 PM
Tip: don't order a meal when the chef is just about to go home, ever.
Title: Re: Daily Tip!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 01, 2009, 08:04:17 PM
Quote from: GA on August 24, 2009, 04:49:53 PM
If someone asks you how you would bring a weapon into school and hide it, it is not a test of your creativity or "security mindset."  Likewise, refrain from commenting that anti-intruder policies could be thwarted simply by attacking during class changes, or pulling a fire alarm first.

What the fuck would possess someone to talk about shit like that?
Title: Re: Daily Tip!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 01, 2009, 08:05:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 01, 2009, 08:00:09 PM
Tip: don't order a meal when the chef is just about to go home, ever.

Oooooooohhhhhh yeah.   :lol:
Title: Re: Daily Tip!
Post by: Rumckle on October 01, 2009, 08:39:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 01, 2009, 08:04:17 PM
Quote from: GA on August 24, 2009, 04:49:53 PM
If someone asks you how you would bring a weapon into school and hide it, it is not a test of your creativity or "security mindset."  Likewise, refrain from commenting that anti-intruder policies could be thwarted simply by attacking during class changes, or pulling a fire alarm first.

What the fuck would possess someone to talk about shit like that?

We used to talk about that shit all the time (including with some teachers), however, in rural Australia the security on schools is no more than a couple of signs saying "please don't trespass"
Title: Re: Daily Tip!
Post by: Telarus on October 02, 2009, 06:49:01 AM
You're damned if you do and damned if you don't.

Especially if the communication in your relationship has already broken down.
Title: Re: Daily Tip!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 02, 2009, 11:11:10 PM
Quote from: Telarus on October 02, 2009, 06:49:01 AM
You're damned if you do and damned if you don't.

Especially if the communication in your relationship has already broken down.

I know this feeling all too well. :sad:
Title: Re: Daily Tip!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 02, 2009, 11:26:37 PM
TODAY'S TIP: On certain elevators, if you hold close door and press a floor number, it will skip directly to that floor regardless of what other floors have been pressed.

TOMORROW'S TIP: On vending machines, there is a sequence of buttons you can press to set it in diagnostic mode. From here you can do many thing. Here is one of many examples of how to do this found on the web: http://kinghavoc.tblog.com/post/1969967909

Stay tuned for yesterday's tip!
Title: Re: Daily Tip!
Post by: Golden Applesauce on October 03, 2009, 12:13:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 01, 2009, 08:04:17 PM
Quote from: GA on August 24, 2009, 04:49:53 PM
If someone asks you how you would bring a weapon into school and hide it, it is not a test of your creativity or "security mindset."  Likewise, refrain from commenting that anti-intruder policies could be thwarted simply by attacking during class changes, or pulling a fire alarm first.

What the fuck would possess someone to talk about shit like that?

School counselors are weird.  (This was a long time ago, when I was in ~6th grade.)
Title: Re: Daily Tip!
Post by: La Terrorista on October 05, 2009, 08:07:38 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 02, 2009, 11:26:37 PM
TODAY'S TIP: On certain elevators, if you hold close door and press a floor number, it will skip directly to that floor regardless of what other floors have been pressed.

TOMORROW'S TIP: On vending machines, there is a sequence of buttons you can press to set it in diagnostic mode. From here you can do many thing. Here is one of many examples of how to do this found on the web: http://kinghavoc.tblog.com/post/1969967909

Stay tuned for yesterday's tip!
I suggest being aware of your surroundings, ie don't do this when there are cameras around. You can probably almost definitely get in trouble.
Title: Re: Daily Tip!
Post by: Brotep on October 05, 2009, 09:49:27 PM
Protip: For God's sake, DON'T follow the zombies.