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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 24, 2009, 03:35:27 AM

Title: Squid house's toilet hooch cider
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 24, 2009, 03:35:27 AM
So we took a gallon jug of plain apple juice, no preservatives and did this to it:

Remove 1 1/2 c of juice from jug. Drill hole in cap to fit your airlock.

Boil this into a syrup:
1/2 c brown sugar
1/2 c water
peel w/out pith of 1/2 an orange
piece of ginger
2 cardamom pods
1/2 cinnamon stick
1/2 vanilla bean

Pour into jug of apple juice, add 1/2 of a La Fin Du Monde (get it! for the yeast!) Screw on the cap with your airlock on it and leave it alone.

We'll see what happens in a few weeks.
Title: Re: Squid house's toilet hooch cider
Post by: Richter on August 24, 2009, 01:32:43 PM
That sounds pretty good!  (Better than most thigns I've done too!)
Title: Re: Squid house's toilet hooch cider
Post by: Suu on August 24, 2009, 02:12:14 PM
I was just told that La Fin du Monde doesn't have that much active yeast by my roommates.


...I say go for it. Experiments are fun!

Also, evidently...screaming back and forth between rooms has discovered that apple juice has natural yeast, so that could do it for you.
Title: Re: Squid house's toilet hooch cider
Post by: Richter on August 24, 2009, 04:37:44 PM
..unless it's pasteurized and checmicall'ed like most are.  It still works, you just need a SRS pitch too get past it.
Title: Re: Squid house's toilet hooch cider
Post by: Suu on August 24, 2009, 04:47:41 PM
She said she got the kind with no preservatives.

Or...OR adding chunks of apple with the skin on it could have natural yeast. The orange peel should have some too. It's naturally occuring on fruit. Which is why there is no such thing as wine yeast.
Title: Re: Squid house's toilet hooch cider
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 24, 2009, 04:54:40 PM
The La Fin was an idea from the guy that owns the pub I go to.
He has used it to make his own toilet cider. (I call it toilet hooch cause it's just cheating and wrong and so much could go wrong with it)

I threw the orange peels in there with it for fermenting. We'll see what comes of that. I'm not sure if the juice is pasteurized, I would kind of guess it is. It's filtered, I know that much.
Title: Re: Squid house's toilet hooch cider
Post by: Suu on August 24, 2009, 05:05:11 PM
I'm definitely interested in the results!
Title: Re: Squid house's toilet hooch cider
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 24, 2009, 05:17:29 PM
LOL me too.
I'm guessing it's gonna be
A) oh god it's fucking terrible I'm blind!
B) meh, not too bad
C) complete failure and waste of... like 2 bucks
Title: Re: Squid house's toilet hooch cider
Post by: Richter on August 24, 2009, 05:21:05 PM
It's really hard stuff to fail.  Unless you're like me and use bread yeast for the trial batch :vom:
Title: Re: Squid house's toilet hooch cider
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 24, 2009, 05:28:34 PM
And unless you're distilling there's not much threat of going blind ;-)
Title: Re: Squid house's toilet hooch cider
Post by: Suu on August 24, 2009, 05:39:33 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 24, 2009, 05:21:05 PM
It's really hard stuff to fail.  Unless you're like me and use bread yeast for the trial batch :vom:

And then fortify it with hard liquor. And then Herbert drinks like 75% of the bottle not realizing the potency and Suu ends up having to throw him in the bathtub to snap him out of it.  :|
Title: Re: Squid house's toilet hooch cider
Post by: Jenne on August 24, 2009, 10:00:15 PM
Ooh this sounds yum...I want to try!
Title: Re: Squid house's toilet hooch cider
Post by: Triple Zero on August 25, 2009, 12:33:49 AM
Quote from: Ratatosk on August 24, 2009, 05:28:34 PM
And unless you're distilling there's not much threat of going blind ;-)

and even then, unless you go full alcoholic and drink wayyy too much of it.

also squid you should be able to see if it's working cause of the bubbles in the waterlock should be moving by now?

otherwise, dump in a tablespoon of bread yeast. maybe activate it first in a littlebit of lukewarm water (not above body temp) and sugar.
Title: Re: Squid house's toilet hooch cider
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 25, 2009, 05:52:00 AM
Sheeze I was kidding about the blind thing :P
Title: Re: Squid house's toilet hooch cider
Post by: 0 on August 25, 2009, 09:46:23 PM
You know...I think I watched a provocative piece of film called "Toilet Hooch" once....
Title: Re: Squid house's toilet hooch cider
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 26, 2009, 04:35:13 AM
The thought of that makes me barf out of my BUTT
Title: Re: Squid house's toilet hooch cider
Post by: Darth Cupcake on August 26, 2009, 07:13:44 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on August 25, 2009, 09:46:23 PM
You know...I think I watched a provocative piece of film called "Toilet Hooch" once....

...Jenkem?
Title: Re: Squid house's toilet hooch cider
Post by: Suu on October 25, 2009, 05:56:09 PM
BUMP FOR UPDATE
Title: Re: Squid house's toilet hooch cider
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 25, 2009, 11:21:45 PM
UPDATE:
miserable failure, next time I should be listened to.
Title: Re: Squid house's toilet hooch cider
Post by: Suu on October 26, 2009, 02:31:45 AM
Splosion?
Title: Re: Squid house's toilet hooch cider
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 26, 2009, 02:35:49 AM
No. Nothing that exciting.
It just....... sat there. Doing nothing.

I told him it needed more sugar and something and he was like "uh gnuh n whaaa" but you know... men. They don't listen.
Title: Re: Squid house's toilet hooch cider
Post by: Suu on October 26, 2009, 02:59:47 AM
The yeast won't do anything unless it can eat and shit out sugars. That's how things ferment...
Title: Re: Squid house's toilet hooch cider
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 26, 2009, 03:20:56 AM
yyyyyyyyyyyyip

but you know.....  :roll:
Title: Re: Squid house's toilet hooch cider
Post by: Triple Zero on October 26, 2009, 01:05:17 PM
was it dry yeast?

did you activate it first?

I usually make a mixture of lukewarm water (just below body temp), sugar and yeast in a glass (desinfect glass with boiling water). Glass should be no more than 1/4th full. Cover with something so no air micro critters fall in. Within 30 mins it should be bubbling and/or foaming and smelling like fresh bread dough and alcohol. If it's not, yeast's dead, try another packet. Srsly, in those circumstances, yeast should get at least somewhat busy within half an hour.

Then add the activated yeast brown water to whatever you want to ferment.
Title: Re: Squid house's toilet hooch cider
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 26, 2009, 03:39:54 PM
Oh, I know how to activate yeast. I used to bake a lot when I was pregnant. A LOT. Fatty liked baked goodies.
No, someone was scared to listen to me and kept going "ya sure? are ya sure you're sure?" so I said do it your way.

Fail.
Title: Re: Squid house's toilet hooch cider
Post by: Suu on October 26, 2009, 03:40:55 PM
You were also using spent yeast from La Fin Du Monde....
Title: Re: Squid house's toilet hooch cider
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 26, 2009, 03:44:39 PM
It could have been revived. They're still live.

But nobody listens to meeeeeeeeeeeee  :argh!: